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The woodland critters continue decorating their arbre and also the manger Trixie made them.

Beavery: [looks around] Hey, look everyone! It's our old pal, Twisty. [the other critters turn and look, Saten flies over, Trixie behind him for backup.

Woodpeckery: Oh boy, buddy. toi came just in time!

Deery: Yeah. We've got a big problem. We ne-

Saten (holding hammer): Shut up! We're not doing toi anymore favors and I'm not letting toi give birth to the Antichrist! [walks off] I came here to put a stop to all this!

Beavery: To stop us?

Trixie: toi heard him.

Beary: But gee whiz Saten, if toi and your lady try to stop us, we'd have to use our evil Satanic powers on ya.

Saten: Right, whatever. [turns around readying hammer] I'm taking down the manger Trixie built. [Beary's eyes turn red and brighten. A mur of hellfire appears before Saten.] Ah! [The mur gets higher.] AAAH! [All the critters' eyes are flashing a bright red. Black crows swoop down and attack Stan.] AHH AHHHH! [A two-headed demon dog appears snarling at him; he runs off in terror, hiding behind Trixie who doesn't seem mind]

[The critters' eyes revert back to normal.]

Beary: Oh boy! Our Satanic powers sure did the trick!

Chickadee-y: Our powers get stronger every day! Get stronger every day!

Squirrely (goes over to them): Sorry ponies, but toi see, nothing can stop the birth of the Antichrist, except for a mountain lion.

Skunky: And toi got rid of her.

Critters: Yay!


Fluttershy suddenly flies over, wearing a santa hat, cause it's christmas.

Beavery: Wow, look, it's that pegasus that kicked us out.

Raccoony: Let's eat her flesh!

Critters: Yaaay!

Fluttershy: What the hell is going on?

Trixie: It's Critter Christmas, girl! It sucks ass!

Fluttershy: What are toi guys doing?

Raccoony: We finally did it, Fluttershy! We're about to bring forth the Antichrist with help from our new friends.

Skunky: Death and pain await all living things. Yay!

Fluttershy: Saten!

Saten: I'm sorry, they tricked us.. I... I tried to stop them!

Fluttershy: Well don't worry, I know only the one way to stop devil-worshiping critters! [She reaches behind her and whips out a sawed off pump-shotgun. She fires, and the haut, retour au début half of Beavery's head is gone.]

Trixie: houx SHIT!

Critters: Aaaaah! [They scatter. Fluttershy fires again, and Deery goes down. Two plus shots and the tops of Raccoony's and Skunky's heads come off.]

Saten: Yeah! Go Fluttershy!

Squirrely activates his demon power with the red glow from his eyes and a mur of hellfire appears before Fluttershy. Trixie fires a spell killing Squirrely.

Saten: Nice one.

Fluttershy continues firing at the remaining critters. Porcupiney is blown apart, then Foxy.

Beary (tries playing cute) Gee whiz, Fluttershy, you're not gonna kill me, are yo- [His head is blown off par her gun, and he goes down.]
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The suivant jour at school, as Silver Tune and Snow Flake walked up the stairs to their lockers, everypony was staring at them. Some laughed, and others gasped.

Snow Flake: Ignore them. C'mon Tunes, lets go see if the new mare is here.
ST: *nods* Okay... Wait.
Snow Flake: What?
ST: Better not..
Snow Flake: What? Why?
ST: toi go. She'll probably hate me.
Snow Flake: *rolls eyes* Really?
ST: *nods* I'm serious. I'm suprised toi still don't hate me.
Snow Flake: Silver Tune, 'Hate' is a very strong word.
ST: I know.. I'm sorry..
Snow Flake: Don't be.

Silver Tune suddenly saw a brown mare walking down the stairs....
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 This is a little too hot for kids montrer if iv ever watched one.
This is a little too hot for kids show if iv ever watched one.
Right know I will touch base on the first question. why do stallions seam hormonal settle around mares who are exposed no clothing just as if the were naked. I don't know allot of guys who can stand around a naked female for five minuets without feeling funny so how do stallions fight the urge to at least not étoile, star at a mare down there especially when there a whoof distance crammed in all angles of them in a montrer ou a crowded area ant if suddenly they have to déplacer toi have to know ou you'll get face butted and punched
by an angry mare who thought toi where a perv plus there are scenes where...
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Ok so my fan fic will be done in big chapters so there will be around 5 in total maybe more. Please have a read though, I put quite a bit into this!

Twilight gazed upon the stars, she watched them flicker and twirl in the endless night sky. But as she watched one étoile, star caught her attention.
"Spike?" She called turning towards her faithful assistant, he was categorising her books.
"Yeah Twilight?" "Can toi get my telescope!" "Yeah yeah in a second"
"Now Spike!" Twilight stamped her hoof, "Ok geez!" Spike ran upstairs and came back in secondes cradling a fancy telescope in his claws.
"Here it is!"...
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cidre fort, applejack entered her Cottage,and when she stepped in,there was a Christmas Wonderland! There was electronical trains,fake snow,a big christmas tree,stockings,and more. "Uuuhh,ah really have to g-"Applejack was about to say something but Fluttershy said,"Don't toi just l’amour it! There are Snowman,Reindeer,stockings,candy canes,and Santa!" cidre fort, applejack couldn't stand it so her eyes turned red and she uncovered herself. "AAAAHHH! I HATE CHRISTMAS!"she slithered.

"W-w-what are y-y-you?"she trembled to say as she was stepping back. "No,ah am just Applejack,see?"Applejack said. Fluttershy ran away screaming....
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posted by Mylittlecute12
It was a dark and gloomy night, It was thundering louder than a Timber wolf. Twilight was studying as usual, Suddenly, Spike came dashing up to Twilight. Spike "exclaimed", A letter from the Princess! As Spike was getting his breath back he handed the letter to Twilight. Dear Twilight, come to Canterlot immediately, Also bring along your friends. Sincerely, Princess Celestia.
After Twilight read the letter, Twilight told her Friends to come to Canterlot with her. "Something Strange is going on" replied, Twilight. "Come on we gotta get going" exclaimed, arc en ciel Dash.
But things were not the same once they got to Canterlot.

To Be Continued.....
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