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Glaze: Here's your stuff (hands over a bag of weed).

Saten: Thanks Mrs WoodenToaster, wanna smoke it with me?

Glaze: No thanks, I don't smoke that stuff anymore.. This isn't high school.

Saten: Maybe not to YOU.

Glaze: Whatever.. Usual price.. $280.

Saten: Sure, here (hands her the money).

Glaze: Thank yo-.. This is 2 dollars!

Saten: I'm a little low on cash, okay.

Glaze: Low on cash!?.. What, did toi spend it all bière again?

Saten: No.. I realized.. If there's the risk of becoming my father.. It's probably time to stop drinking.

Glaze: Ahh... Some could say that jour came and went after toi gave yourself that drunken haircut.. But still, long time coming.. But anyway.. I'm sorry, but toi know how it goes.. No weed, till I get my money.

Saten: Oh come on.. Can't it just be free.. For old times sake.

Glaze: Old times?.. toi haven't seen me for 9 years, and now I Lost my chant job cause off toi appearing out of the blue.. I'm a little on edge Saten.

Saten: It's okay.. I'll just rob it out of somebody.. I'm a real professional at it.

aléatoire poney walks by.

Saten: (menicingly raises fist at the pony) GIVE ME YOUR MO-

Pony: AHHH (punches Saten, breaking his nose, before running off).

Saten; (screams in agony).

Glaze: (Sarcastically) Yes. your a REAL export.

Saten: Oh shut up.. Just cause toi got hotter over the years, doesn't mean toi can boss me around.

Glaze: toi owe me money.. I kinda can.

Saten: Whatever.. It can't be THAT hard to get money around here.

Glaze: Well.. I'll be waiting.. I guess.

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LATER THAT EVENING:

pomme Bloom: Wow... Did we really only ever do things just to get our cutie marks?

Sweetie Belle: I don't know. Maybe?

Scootaloo: Aw, come on! We did lots of stuff that didn't have anything to do with getting a cutie mark.

Sweetie Belle: Of course we did!

pomme Bloom: Absolutely!

(awkward silence).

Sweetie Belle: Huh. So now that we don't have to do stuff to get our cutie marks, what is it that the Cutie Mark Crusaders actually do?

pomme Bloom: We do exactly what we got our cutie marks in! Cutie Mark Crusaders: Helping other ponies!

Scootaloo: Ponies without cutie marks!

Sweetie Belle: ou ponies who've forgotten their special purpose!

pomme Bloom: Exactly... I think I know someone.

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Saten: No.. Screw Cutie Marks!

AppleBloom: Oh come on, surely you'd like to know what your REAL talent could be?

Saten: No.. I hope I NEVER get my cutie mark!.. I'm glad Starlight a volé, étole it.. It ruined my entire life.

Sweetie Belle: It was just the wrong mark.. Don't give up faith.

Saten: I can't lose faith, if I never HAD it to begin with.. Think of it that way kiddo.. Now, do anyone of toi have $278 dollars?

Crusaders: No.

Saten: (annoyed) Damn it! Why is this so hard!.. (flies off).

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Sweetie Belle: But are toi sure toi feel content?

Big McIntosh: Eeyup.

Scootaloo: Not even a tinge of dissatisfaction?

Big McIntosh: Nnnope.

pomme Bloom: Not even the slightest naggin' sensation that toi don't really know what your purpose is in life ou why toi have a big pomme as a cutie mark?

Big McIntosh: (annoyed] Nnnope.

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LATER THAT SAME EVENING:

pomme Bloom: This is gonna be a lot harder than I thought.

Sweetie Belle: Who knew there were so few ponies worried about their cutie marks?

Scootaloo: Kinda makes toi wonder why we made such a big deal out of it for so long. (they both glare at her) ... What?

pomme Bloom: The point is, helpin' ponies with cutie mark problems is what makes us special.

Sweetie Belle: But if we can't find anypony with a problem... Even Saten, who dosen't even have one.

Scootaloo: ...Maybe we're not special.

Bulk Biceps: Yeah! I know exactly what toi mean. toi can't find a cutie mark problem. I have a cutie mark problem. It's so confusing, and I feel like the solution is staring me right in the muzzle.

Sweetie Belle: So... what's your cutie mark problem?

Bulk Biceps: My cutie mark is a dumbbell, but I've lifted every haltère in Ponyville!

Scootaloo: [nervously] Have toi tried lifting other things?

Bulk Biceps: toi mean, not dumbbells?

Sweetie Belle: Yeah!

Bulk Biceps: I hadn't thought of that. toi guys are awesome! [crunch]

Bulk Biceps: But... what happens when I run out of other stuff?

Sweetie Belle: ...I guess toi could teach other ponies to lift things?

pomme Bloom: Yeah!

Bulk Biceps: Yeah! Wow, toi three really have a knack for this! (leaves)

Sweetie Belle: ... That was easy!

pomme Bloom: Maybe too easy.

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LATER AGAIN:

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INSIDE A CONVENIENT STORE:

Crusaders: Are toi sure your contend with your cutie mark?

Derpy: For the last time, yes.. Now if toi don't mind, I promised Saten I'll get him the money he owes Glaze.. (puts on Halloween mask, and fires a small revolver into the air, hinting that this may not of been her first time ever doing this, cause she's very professional acting). NOBODY MOVE!.. (to cashier) OPEN THE CASH REGISTER!

Scootaloo: What the hell is wrong with Saten's family!?

AppleBloom: I wish I knew.

Derpy: COME ON! COME ON! I DON'T HAVE ALL FUCKING DAY!

The crusaders sneak out, Derpy flying out soon after, with the bag of money.

Derpy: (cutely) Bye girls.

Scootalooo: Well.. Guess it's back to the arbre house.
posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Nikki's engine for the work train
Nikki's engine for the work train
When Nikki, and Michael got to the station, they saw engine 2467 coupled up to a work train.

Worker: salut Nikki, welcome back.
Nikki: Thanks.
Michael: Get going toi two.
Worker: Okay. Get in the engine Nikki. I got her warmed up for you.
Nikki: I hope so, because it's cold. *Climbs into engine*
Workers: *Getting into train*
Nikki: *Waiting to go*
Worker 52: All aboard.
Nikki: *Drives train*
Worker 34: Okay, the tunnel is about 12 miles away. It'll take us a while to get there, so sit back, and relax.
Nikki: *Driving train* How nice, and smooth the tracks feel. I gotta thank Ryan suivant time I see...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Coffee Crème "Frenchy" From Karina_Brony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

NocturnalMirage from NochurnalMirage

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, Ike and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Also starring the Southern Pacific ponies.

Nikki West From Jade_23

Michael, Roger, Anthony, and Ryan From Seanthehedgehog

And introducing Donut from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 61

Back To Work

Date: January 2, 1957...
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THE suivant DAY:

Saten was seen in a local bar.
Saten: *pounds counter* WERE'S MY DRINK!?
Bartender: Sir. toi haven't oldered one yet.
Saten: Oh, right.. Give me.. Hell, what's the strongest alcohol toi got?
Bartender: I don't know.. Whiskey.
Saten: Great.. I'll have the Rum.
Bartender: If toi say so.
Suddenly Derpy ran in.
Derpy: Saten! Saten!. I have great news.. Someone asked me out.
Saten: Oh.. Did they now.
Derpy: Yeah. He somehow has gotten his hooves on tickets to the grand galloping gala, tomarrow..
Saten: That's tomarrow!?
Derpy: Yeah.. Crazy huh?
Saten: Oh well. I'm happy for you.
Derpy: *sadly* If...
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My name is érable Syrup.

I'm married to Buttered Pancake and our daughter Gummy ours is just the cutest little filly you've ever seen.

But this is our big trip.

Gummy has never been in the car this long. She woke up early of the jour we went sad was jumping around wildly. She kept chanting, "Wisconsin! Wisconsin! Wisconsin! Wisconsin!" Over and over again. Me and Buttered just rolled our eyes. It was a very long car trip, but because I was "crabby" Buttered drove the way and back. Anyway, when we got here, Gummy was just amazed. Giant clock! Stuffed animals! Sweets! Tattoos! Store! Her eyes just...
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Sweetie now realised that Rarity was never trying to outshine her. She was just buying time, till Sweetie Belle arrived. IF she arrived.


Rarity: Ooh... Sapphire Shores is such a big étoile, star and such a stickler for details. What if everything's not perfect enough?... Oh, buck up, Rarity, stop this foolishness. You've done your best and left nothing to chance! All that's needed now is a good night's rest.


Wait.. Stop the train.
Like in The Incredibles, when he stops the train because of his super strangth.
But anyway.
Did she just say "buck it?".
I believe she did.
I took that from the original script....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
It was a beautiful jour in Equestria. arc en ciel Dash, Applejack, and Rarity were sitting at a restaurant having lunch.

Applejack: Well, thanks toi two for helping out at my farm.
Rainbow Dash: No problem.
Rarity: There was no problem for me either, except for...
Applejack: Yes?
Rarity: Dirt.
Rainbow Dash: That's nothing to worry about. Besides, if toi get it on you, toi can just wash it off.
Applejack: I'm surprised toi didn't wear that farming outfit toi made when Trenderhoof was visiting.
Rarity: Oh yeah, about that...

Yesterday at Carousel Botique

Sweetie Belle: *Wearing Rarity's farming outfit*...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Michael
Michael
It was a beautiful jour in Equestria. A quarry opened, and all the ponies that worked there were stallions. They would collect stone, to make statues, buildings, sidewalks, and many other things.

One day, arc en ciel Dash met with Celestia at her cloudhouse.

Celestia: The quarry needs a pegasus to help out for a few days. The manager, and I agreed that toi would be the best option. I will find others to take over your work until toi get back.
Rainbow Dash: I won't let toi down. *Flies to the quarry*

By the time she arrived, arc en ciel Dash met an earth poney named Michael. He was not happy to meet Rainbow...
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posted by Canada24
Again this takes place joining an episode..
The pomme Cider one..
By the way? Anyone ever drank pomme cider... Is it good!?
Because I never had it.
I'll try to involve Windwaker's character if I can..
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Pinkie came out of her tent, with her hair even crazier then usual.
Fluttershy: Oh, Gose, Pinkie. I l’amour your new style.
Rainbow: Who are these ponies!?
Pinkie: Isn't this great? I couldn't sleep last night 'cause I was so excited about cider season, and I had this brilliant idea to come down here and...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
What if Princess'es and Prince's mind would be taked over par Insanity? The thing that happend here... In Equestria...

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The Great Equestrian War
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Episode 1
"The Start"
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GEA COMMAND LOG [Build 31641143]
//>Connecting to 525:632:0:1
//>
//>Connected
//>Installing File XHaCK.exe
//>
//>Instaled
//>ERROR NO 633
//>Alert Missels has been shot at - Canterlot





??? - Lets begin... the War...




At The Same Time...

Ponyville


Twilight - I dont think so...
Spike - Come on!
Dan - Its not that hard...
Twilight - mmm... ok... *cast spell and change wood into oreiller at same time Canterlot exploded*...
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posted by IrisTheHedgehog
It a warm jour in the village.
Ollie watched CherryBomb and petit gâteau, cupcake put cherries on the cupcakes for Ms.Sugarcane."You guys aren't putting them on right-"Ollie replaced them and walked off the two Sisters looked confused but kept placing down cherries.
She flapped her wings watching to fillies playing ball,*Gaaasp*"Put your hooves this way!"She usually didn't care about sports...
The fillies watched Ollie walk away.
*Later that night*Time for sleep..*wait the closets not closed and I didn't brush off my covers!*"Maybe I should tell Nurse Lighty to Help me with my OCD....."
THE END.
Theme song:
My Little Future!
My Little Future!
Aaaaaaaaaah...
My Little Future!
I used to wonder what l’espace had in store!
My Little Future
Until toi all took me and my hooves felt sore!
Big adventure!
Loads of aliens? But...AAAAAAAAH!!!!!
A beautiful star...
FUTURE APPLES!
*squealing* *starts screaming*
Fluttershy is scared
But we just don't care!
*Fluttershy screams*
Yeah, My Little Future!
Do toi know that l’espace is a dangerous place?

Twilight Sparkle is lire a book, and this is what it says:


"The last time the moon was there, it ended sadly. Princess Celestia--"
Twilight closed the book, and ran to her house....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
This is a spin off of my Hedgehog In Ponyville series. It takes place between Discorded, and The Great Escape.

Theme song: link

Twilight's Student

For a long time, Twilight Sparkle has been evil, and has been working for a human scientist named Dr. Robotnik. He came from a world far away called Mobius.

Together, they created an army of Changelings, Griffons, and human soldiers known as Nazis.

After arresting Sean the hedgehog, arc en ciel Dash, Princess Celestia, and a group of other ponies, Twilight Sparkle was sent to Russia, to kill a Russian general.

However, as Twilight was doing this, she...
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added by NocturnalMirage
Source: EQD
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: EQD
This is the 2,100th article on this club. Let's celebrate!!

Now onto the story

Many serious crimes have been committed through out Equestria. Some of them, are dealing with illegal drugs. We told some ponies about this, and here are what they said.

Twilight: Man, I got's no idea what you're talkin bout. *Grabs weed, and starts smoking it*
Applejack: It's a good thing we don't have any drugs in Ponyville. *Kicks pomme tree* Wait a minute. *Thinking* Twilight has drugs! I hope she gets put in the slammer.
Rainbow Dash: If there were any ponies dealing with illegal drugs, I'd stop them before the...
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télévision shows about Police Ponies are popular. There have been many Cop shows over the past sixty years. Dragnet, Adam-12, Hawaii Five-0, The Streets Of San Franciscolt, the liste is almost endless. We asked someponies what Cop montrer they liked, and here are the réponses we got.

Rainbow Dash: I really like watching Blue Bloods. A lot of action, and everything else that's awesome is in there.
Twilight: Man, what makes toi think I'd watch a montrer about something I hate? F**k the police!
Appplejack: I don't have a television, whatever that is.
Big Mac: Eeyup. *Looking at magazine for T.V set* (My...
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Ponies that work for the police l’amour their job, but like most things, cops haven't been around here forever.

During the middle ages, there were no police ponies. Instead, there were knights, fighting each other for plus land to have for their kingdom.

The Wild West had no cops either. The closest thing to a police officer was a sheriff. In many towns of the Wild West, the sheriffs would always get killed.

Then, towards the end of the 19th century, the police poney was invented. Most police ponies were Irish immigrants, living in the east, ou mid-west coast of the United States of Equestria....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme Song: link

STH Productions Presents

The Sequel to Dirty Harry

Magnum Force

Starring

The San Franciscolt Police Department

Dirty Harry
Lieutenant Briggs
Early Joe
Charlie McCoy
John Davis
Phil Sweet
Rick Jones
Max McGarrett
Mercury
Ryan

Innocent ponies

Mary, and her little ponies
Sunny
Black Mare

Bad Ponies

Ricca
Pimp
Frank Pollanchio
Frank's Thugs
DRUG ADDICTS
Italian Drug Dealer

This fanfic starts off at the courthouse.

Ricca: *Walking down hall*
Reporter: How do toi feel about letting Anthony Scarza free?
Ricca: I have no commentaire at the time.
Reporter: Why did toi let him free?
Ricca:...
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I personally don't mind her.She's just your stereo type mean girl.But I'm truly wondering why she PICKS on the cmc.Is there a history to this?Is she doing this to become popular?It's one of those character I'm curious about.Which put her in the lime-light in my opinion.I ask why so I can keep making my head cannons about it. Which makes me think that she could be a interesting character.And I really want to see her jour in and out.I know toi guys hate me already for saying that she could be interesting and toi guys are going to hate me plus saying this. If toi think about her she's ashley pretty likable. In season 3
she started to be nice to the other ponies but she
picked on cmc just a little bit.And when toi think about it that's the only ponies she picked on as far as I can tell.I know toi guys hate me par now so I'm ending the article here.
posted by TotalDramaFan60
Wat:
Attempt One

My Little..I HATE THIS BUCKING JOB

Wat:
Attempt Two

When I was a little kiddy and the people got shot down~

Wat:
Attempt Three

Like pin the tail on the donkey and soda and I'm never gonna get this right am I

Wat:
Attempt Four

Twilight is my bestest friend whoohoo whoohoo she the best *insert brony reference here*

Wat:
Attempt Five

Hop skip and jump and hop skip and jump and god Pinkie is annoying

Wat:
Attempt Six

*insert another annoying Pinkie song here*

Wat:
Attempt Seven

She's a multisex yellow Pegasus with rose curly hair

Wat:
Attempt Eight

Winter emballage, wrap Up x10000000

Wat:
Attempt Nine

Pinkie bakes...
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