Glaze: Here's your stuff (hands over a bag of weed).
Saten: Thanks Mrs WoodenToaster, wanna smoke it with me?
Glaze: No thanks, I don't smoke that stuff anymore.. This isn't high school.
Saten: Maybe not to YOU.
Glaze: Whatever.. Usual price.. $280.
Saten: Sure, here (hands her the money).
Glaze: Thank yo-.. This is 2 dollars!
Saten: I'm a little low on cash, okay.
Glaze: Low on cash!?.. What, did toi spend it all bière again?
Saten: No.. I realized.. If there's the risk of becoming my father.. It's probably time to stop drinking.
Glaze: Ahh... Some could say that jour came and went after toi gave yourself that drunken haircut.. But still, long time coming.. But anyway.. I'm sorry, but toi know how it goes.. No weed, till I get my money.
Saten: Oh come on.. Can't it just be free.. For old times sake.
Glaze: Old times?.. toi haven't seen me for 9 years, and now I Lost my chant job cause off toi appearing out of the blue.. I'm a little on edge Saten.
Saten: It's okay.. I'll just rob it out of somebody.. I'm a real professional at it.
aléatoire poney walks by.
Saten: (menicingly raises fist at the pony) GIVE ME YOUR MO-
Pony: AHHH (punches Saten, breaking his nose, before running off).
Saten; (screams in agony).
Glaze: (Sarcastically) Yes. your a REAL export.
Saten: Oh shut up.. Just cause toi got hotter over the years, doesn't mean toi can boss me around.
Glaze: toi owe me money.. I kinda can.
Saten: Whatever.. It can't be THAT hard to get money around here.
Glaze: Well.. I'll be waiting.. I guess.
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LATER THAT EVENING:
pomme Bloom: Wow... Did we really only ever do things just to get our cutie marks?
Sweetie Belle: I don't know. Maybe?
Scootaloo: Aw, come on! We did lots of stuff that didn't have anything to do with getting a cutie mark.
Sweetie Belle: Of course we did!
pomme Bloom: Absolutely!
(awkward silence).
Sweetie Belle: Huh. So now that we don't have to do stuff to get our cutie marks, what is it that the Cutie Mark Crusaders actually do?
pomme Bloom: We do exactly what we got our cutie marks in! Cutie Mark Crusaders: Helping other ponies!
Scootaloo: Ponies without cutie marks!
Sweetie Belle: ou ponies who've forgotten their special purpose!
pomme Bloom: Exactly... I think I know someone.
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Saten: No.. Screw Cutie Marks!
AppleBloom: Oh come on, surely you'd like to know what your REAL talent could be?
Saten: No.. I hope I NEVER get my cutie mark!.. I'm glad Starlight a volé, étole it.. It ruined my entire life.
Sweetie Belle: It was just the wrong mark.. Don't give up faith.
Saten: I can't lose faith, if I never HAD it to begin with.. Think of it that way kiddo.. Now, do anyone of toi have $278 dollars?
Crusaders: No.
Saten: (annoyed) Damn it! Why is this so hard!.. (flies off).
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Sweetie Belle: But are toi sure toi feel content?
Big McIntosh: Eeyup.
Scootaloo: Not even a tinge of dissatisfaction?
Big McIntosh: Nnnope.
pomme Bloom: Not even the slightest naggin' sensation that toi don't really know what your purpose is in life ou why toi have a big pomme as a cutie mark?
Big McIntosh: (annoyed] Nnnope.
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LATER THAT SAME EVENING:
pomme Bloom: This is gonna be a lot harder than I thought.
Sweetie Belle: Who knew there were so few ponies worried about their cutie marks?
Scootaloo: Kinda makes toi wonder why we made such a big deal out of it for so long. (they both glare at her) ... What?
pomme Bloom: The point is, helpin' ponies with cutie mark problems is what makes us special.
Sweetie Belle: But if we can't find anypony with a problem... Even Saten, who dosen't even have one.
Scootaloo: ...Maybe we're not special.
Bulk Biceps: Yeah! I know exactly what toi mean. toi can't find a cutie mark problem. I have a cutie mark problem. It's so confusing, and I feel like the solution is staring me right in the muzzle.
Sweetie Belle: So... what's your cutie mark problem?
Bulk Biceps: My cutie mark is a dumbbell, but I've lifted every haltère in Ponyville!
Scootaloo: [nervously] Have toi tried lifting other things?
Bulk Biceps: toi mean, not dumbbells?
Sweetie Belle: Yeah!
Bulk Biceps: I hadn't thought of that. toi guys are awesome! [crunch]
Bulk Biceps: But... what happens when I run out of other stuff?
Sweetie Belle: ...I guess toi could teach other ponies to lift things?
pomme Bloom: Yeah!
Bulk Biceps: Yeah! Wow, toi three really have a knack for this! (leaves)
Sweetie Belle: ... That was easy!
pomme Bloom: Maybe too easy.
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LATER AGAIN:
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INSIDE A CONVENIENT STORE:
Crusaders: Are toi sure your contend with your cutie mark?
Derpy: For the last time, yes.. Now if toi don't mind, I promised Saten I'll get him the money he owes Glaze.. (puts on Halloween mask, and fires a small revolver into the air, hinting that this may not of been her first time ever doing this, cause she's very professional acting). NOBODY MOVE!.. (to cashier) OPEN THE CASH REGISTER!
Scootaloo: What the hell is wrong with Saten's family!?
AppleBloom: I wish I knew.
Derpy: COME ON! COME ON! I DON'T HAVE ALL FUCKING DAY!
The crusaders sneak out, Derpy flying out soon after, with the bag of money.
Derpy: (cutely) Bye girls.
Scootalooo: Well.. Guess it's back to the arbre house.
Saten: Thanks Mrs WoodenToaster, wanna smoke it with me?
Glaze: No thanks, I don't smoke that stuff anymore.. This isn't high school.
Saten: Maybe not to YOU.
Glaze: Whatever.. Usual price.. $280.
Saten: Sure, here (hands her the money).
Glaze: Thank yo-.. This is 2 dollars!
Saten: I'm a little low on cash, okay.
Glaze: Low on cash!?.. What, did toi spend it all bière again?
Saten: No.. I realized.. If there's the risk of becoming my father.. It's probably time to stop drinking.
Glaze: Ahh... Some could say that jour came and went after toi gave yourself that drunken haircut.. But still, long time coming.. But anyway.. I'm sorry, but toi know how it goes.. No weed, till I get my money.
Saten: Oh come on.. Can't it just be free.. For old times sake.
Glaze: Old times?.. toi haven't seen me for 9 years, and now I Lost my chant job cause off toi appearing out of the blue.. I'm a little on edge Saten.
Saten: It's okay.. I'll just rob it out of somebody.. I'm a real professional at it.
aléatoire poney walks by.
Saten: (menicingly raises fist at the pony) GIVE ME YOUR MO-
Pony: AHHH (punches Saten, breaking his nose, before running off).
Saten; (screams in agony).
Glaze: (Sarcastically) Yes. your a REAL export.
Saten: Oh shut up.. Just cause toi got hotter over the years, doesn't mean toi can boss me around.
Glaze: toi owe me money.. I kinda can.
Saten: Whatever.. It can't be THAT hard to get money around here.
Glaze: Well.. I'll be waiting.. I guess.
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LATER THAT EVENING:
pomme Bloom: Wow... Did we really only ever do things just to get our cutie marks?
Sweetie Belle: I don't know. Maybe?
Scootaloo: Aw, come on! We did lots of stuff that didn't have anything to do with getting a cutie mark.
Sweetie Belle: Of course we did!
pomme Bloom: Absolutely!
(awkward silence).
Sweetie Belle: Huh. So now that we don't have to do stuff to get our cutie marks, what is it that the Cutie Mark Crusaders actually do?
pomme Bloom: We do exactly what we got our cutie marks in! Cutie Mark Crusaders: Helping other ponies!
Scootaloo: Ponies without cutie marks!
Sweetie Belle: ou ponies who've forgotten their special purpose!
pomme Bloom: Exactly... I think I know someone.
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Saten: No.. Screw Cutie Marks!
AppleBloom: Oh come on, surely you'd like to know what your REAL talent could be?
Saten: No.. I hope I NEVER get my cutie mark!.. I'm glad Starlight a volé, étole it.. It ruined my entire life.
Sweetie Belle: It was just the wrong mark.. Don't give up faith.
Saten: I can't lose faith, if I never HAD it to begin with.. Think of it that way kiddo.. Now, do anyone of toi have $278 dollars?
Crusaders: No.
Saten: (annoyed) Damn it! Why is this so hard!.. (flies off).
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Sweetie Belle: But are toi sure toi feel content?
Big McIntosh: Eeyup.
Scootaloo: Not even a tinge of dissatisfaction?
Big McIntosh: Nnnope.
pomme Bloom: Not even the slightest naggin' sensation that toi don't really know what your purpose is in life ou why toi have a big pomme as a cutie mark?
Big McIntosh: (annoyed] Nnnope.
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LATER THAT SAME EVENING:
pomme Bloom: This is gonna be a lot harder than I thought.
Sweetie Belle: Who knew there were so few ponies worried about their cutie marks?
Scootaloo: Kinda makes toi wonder why we made such a big deal out of it for so long. (they both glare at her) ... What?
pomme Bloom: The point is, helpin' ponies with cutie mark problems is what makes us special.
Sweetie Belle: But if we can't find anypony with a problem... Even Saten, who dosen't even have one.
Scootaloo: ...Maybe we're not special.
Bulk Biceps: Yeah! I know exactly what toi mean. toi can't find a cutie mark problem. I have a cutie mark problem. It's so confusing, and I feel like the solution is staring me right in the muzzle.
Sweetie Belle: So... what's your cutie mark problem?
Bulk Biceps: My cutie mark is a dumbbell, but I've lifted every haltère in Ponyville!
Scootaloo: [nervously] Have toi tried lifting other things?
Bulk Biceps: toi mean, not dumbbells?
Sweetie Belle: Yeah!
Bulk Biceps: I hadn't thought of that. toi guys are awesome! [crunch]
Bulk Biceps: But... what happens when I run out of other stuff?
Sweetie Belle: ...I guess toi could teach other ponies to lift things?
pomme Bloom: Yeah!
Bulk Biceps: Yeah! Wow, toi three really have a knack for this! (leaves)
Sweetie Belle: ... That was easy!
pomme Bloom: Maybe too easy.
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LATER AGAIN:
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INSIDE A CONVENIENT STORE:
Crusaders: Are toi sure your contend with your cutie mark?
Derpy: For the last time, yes.. Now if toi don't mind, I promised Saten I'll get him the money he owes Glaze.. (puts on Halloween mask, and fires a small revolver into the air, hinting that this may not of been her first time ever doing this, cause she's very professional acting). NOBODY MOVE!.. (to cashier) OPEN THE CASH REGISTER!
Scootaloo: What the hell is wrong with Saten's family!?
AppleBloom: I wish I knew.
Derpy: COME ON! COME ON! I DON'T HAVE ALL FUCKING DAY!
The crusaders sneak out, Derpy flying out soon after, with the bag of money.
Derpy: (cutely) Bye girls.
Scootalooo: Well.. Guess it's back to the arbre house.
Halloween is getting close. To celebrate for this occasion, I'd like to share two MLP fanfictions to read that are related to Halloween, and scary things in general.
Pinkie's Ghost: link
When Pinkie Pie talks about a ghost story, arc en ciel Dash calls her gullible, believing that she is scared. Pinkie Pie soon gets an idea to get back at arc en ciel Dash, and it proves to be very successful.
The Nightmare Before Christmas: link
Created par me, and Disneyfan333, this fanfiction crosses over the world of My Little Pony, and The Nightmare Before Christmas. It's just like the movie, but every character is a pony.
Enjoy these fanfictions, and have a Happy Halloween.
Pinkie's Ghost: link
When Pinkie Pie talks about a ghost story, arc en ciel Dash calls her gullible, believing that she is scared. Pinkie Pie soon gets an idea to get back at arc en ciel Dash, and it proves to be very successful.
The Nightmare Before Christmas: link
Created par me, and Disneyfan333, this fanfiction crosses over the world of My Little Pony, and The Nightmare Before Christmas. It's just like the movie, but every character is a pony.
Enjoy these fanfictions, and have a Happy Halloween.
James, and his friends
Tom Foolery
