My Little Poney Article: Project GATE Episode 6

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posted by SomeoneButNoone

"Letter to EPM
RMP moved faster then we thought originally. The last prep work has ended and talks with KGB are ended. They will take over operation Shadow Raid and we will call government take over aswell.
Cheif Juistice Dan von Shadowknight"

Dan - Everyone! We have prepared count-reformation aginst RMP movemen, we officially control Canterlot so we are in upper hand. VSS will be supported par EMP and KGB. Our enemy is RMP and GSF. We will crush our enemies! We will eliminate the evildoers! We will protect Equestria in its full image! Take back Ponyville and make peace! Innocent kids and grow ups will be mixed. They still don't know. But remember our priority - to regain peace in Equestria. Shall the Civil War start!

-Canterlot-

V-1-1 - This is V-1 Squadron we see tangos coming up to Canterlot.
HQ - Roger that.
V-4-2 - This is hell.
Sunshine - We are shooting to our Ponies.
Snowflake - Where is Darkness?
Void - He have special EPM mission.
Sunshine - I knew he is EPM spy.
Void - And you're RMP spy..
Sunshine - How did you-
Void - It's easy to guess. We are aiming on toi all the time. Don't try to trick us.
Sunshine - ...
corbeau, corneille - Tch.
Darkness - This is Special Unit 1 commanding out.

-Jets fly over the Valkyries-

-some house-

poulain, colt - Mommy look planes!
Mare - Planes... Oh my.
Stalion - So there really will be a civil war... Hurry up to the basement!

Void - Ponies are spending Christmas now...

-Canterlot Palace-

Darkness - It had to be like that *aims at Twilight*
Twilight - *almost cries* why...
Dan - It's your sloppy leading that started it. toi gave them too much power.
Darkness - Officially EPM and VSS are taking over the government work.
Twilight - Just kill me...
Dan - We won't do it. We are not RMP.

-Battlefield 0 - Center of Canterlot-

HQ - KGB units ready to defend.
V-1-2 - Here they come!
Void - For glorious Equestria! V-2 Deploy! *rushes*
Sunshine - *shoots at enemies*
Enemy - *fell on building*
poulain, colt - *cries*
Sunshine - Oh.. N-
Void - Focus on the battle!
corbeau, corneille - *slashes the enemy*
Darkness - Void... Do it.
Void - *turns around and shoots Crow*
Sunshine - What was-
Snowflake - *slashes Sunshine's Valkyrie*
corbeau, corneille - *tries to run away on hoofs but gets shot in the head*
Sunshine - Crow!!!
Darkness - Halt! toi are under arrest for treason of government!
Sunshine - No... No! *tries to run*
Void - *shoot explosive at her*
Darkness - He feel to normal killing his comrades...
Void - why toi guys... I can't... *almost cry*
Darkness - Focus on Battle Captain! Operation Capture ended. Keep going ay...e... Watch out Blaze is coming.
Void - I'll take her! *rushes*
Blaze - We meet again Commander!
Void - This time I'm ready!
Blaze - Lock-off! *rushes*
Void - *avoids and tries to hit her*
Blaze - *blocks and pushes him away*
Void - *shoots missiles at her*
Blaze - *flies up*
Void - *shoots at her with AA bullets*
Blaze - *avoids* Woa! toi improved!
Void - Ghaaa! *slashes her*
Blaze - Weak! *shoots missiles at him*
Void - *slashes them* It's not over yet!
Blaze - Hahahaha! *rushes at him as alarm tripped inside her Valkyrie*
Nyx - Don't fall back. Die for me.
Blaze - Yes my love! *attacks Void*
Void - Enough! Surrender! *shoots middle and hits*
Blaze - Never! *attack him*
Void - *avoids and sees she is less powerful* This is end?
Blaze - *falls on ground*
Void - *flies down to her and opens Pilot chamber*
Blaze - *vomits with blood*
Void - *opens his chamber* toi overused the lock.
Blaze - I already died in the field.
Void - *takes gun out* I will end your pain.
Blaze - Please do....
Void - *shoots her in head* This is V-2-1. I've completed objective X-1.
HQ - Good Job. Retreat and leave KGB Canterlot Defence. Prepare for Ponyville Offensive Commanders.
V-1-1 - Rodger!
Void - Rodger!
V-3-1 - Rodger!
V-4-1 - Rodger!
Darkness - Yea yea.

The start of the end is near.

TBC

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Ponies On The Rails Episode 87 Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Date: August 16, 1959
Location: Ogden, Utah
Time: 6:50 AM
Railroad: Southern Pacific

Nikki, and Meadow were having breakfast.

Nikki: Drink some coffee.
Meadow: No thank you.
Nikki: toi should have some to keep toi awake.
Meadow: I don't need it.
Nikki: toi stayed up really late last night doing that drag racing bullshit. toi need to drink coffee.
Meadow: *Walks away*
Nikki: Where are toi going?
Meadow: Work.
Nikki: We have ten minutes until it starts!
Meadow: I don't care.

Nikki was concerned for Meadow. She never acted like this before. Later that day, Meadow was in Cheyenne, and Nikki was driving...

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Saten Twist Adventures: S2E2 ... PART 2

posted by Canada24

LATER THAT DAY:
Saten: (groans) Ohh.. My head still hurts.
AppleJack: Well, that's what ya get for drinking five whole wine bottles at once.
Saten: (groans) Yeah, yeah..

Rainbow Dash: ''This'' is where the map sent us? It looks like the most boring place in Equestria.
Applejack: It's just an ordinary village full of ordinary poney folk.
Twilight: Saten? Your from Fillydefia? Any idea what this town is called?
Satan: That's just it.. I never seen this place before. Witch is weird..
Twilight: Hmmm... That "is" weird.
Fluttershy: I think it's lovely.
Satan: (groans) of coarse toi do..
Pinkie Pie: I don't...

Ponies On The Rails Episode 86 Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Theme song >>>> link

Taxi Ponies: *Driving taxi cabs to the station*

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Railway Pony: *Driving freight train across a bridge going over the train tracks at the station.*
Metal Gloss: *Drives freight train under bridge*
Pony: *In the station, buying a ticket. As soon as he gets the ticket, he runs across the platform, and boards his train.*
Hawkeye: *Preparing train for departure*
Stylo: *Looking at orders on paper*
Hawkeye:...

Ponies On The Rails Episode 85 Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Chimney Sweep

Theme song >>>> link

Taxi Ponies: *Driving taxi cabs to the station*

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Railway Pony: *Driving freight train across a bridge going over the train tracks at the station.*
Metal Gloss: *Drives freight train under bridge*
Pony: *In the station, buying a ticket. As soon as he gets the ticket, he runs across the platform, and boards his train.*
Hawkeye: *Preparing train for departure*
Stylo: *Looking at orders on paper*
Hawkeye:...

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Don't Eat cupcakes On Sunday With Jeff The Killer Part 7

posted by Seanthehedgehog

arc en ciel Dash went back to the house, but when she got in there, she was in for a big surprise.

Song: link

Scootaloo: *Chasing Jeff The Killer inside the house with a big knife*
Jeff: NO! You're supposed to go to sleep.

Okay, she wasn't really surprised. It was plus like confusion when she saw me chasing some weird human with the ability to speak.

Rainbow Dash: Uh Scootaloo? What's going on?
Scootaloo: Not now. I gotta get this idiot out of here.
Jeff: *To arc en ciel Dash* Ma'am, about your daughter-
Rainbow Dash: Sister.
Jeff: Yes. About your sister. TELL HER TO GO TO SLEEP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...

Don't Eat cupcakes On Sunday With Jeff The Killer Part 6

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Me, and arc en ciel Dash found my scooter. It was stolen par some intoxicated stallion. He was laying on his front yard behind it.

Rainbow Dash: Alright. Let's try not to wake him up.
Scootaloo: *Quietly gets the scooter* .

It was laying on it's side, so I had to put it back onto it's wheels.

Scootaloo: *Quietly puts the scooter onto it's wheels*
Rainbow Dash: *Winks, and signals her to go home*
Scootaloo: *Rides her scooter back home, but sees three guards*
Guard 3: There she is!! *Shooting at Scootaloo*
Scootaloo: AH! *Rides away*
Rainbow Dash: Go accueil Scootaloo! I'll fight them off!
Scootaloo:...

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Don't Eat cupcakes On Sunday With Jeff The Killer Part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

When I woke up, I found myself in a basement, tied up to a table. The basement was dark, and there was..... toi know what? This is taking up too much time. The basement looked exactly just like the one in Cupcakes.

Scootaloo: *Looks up at a banner that says Life Is A Party* A party? What kind of poney would throw a party like this?
Jeff: *Arrives* Someone that isn't a pony.
Scootaloo: *Screams, but stops* Wait a second. You're arc en ciel Dash, and Pinkie Pie in disguise.
Jeff: Nope. Speaking of arc en ciel Dash, do toi remember that race she had with a guy in a black sedan yesterday?
Scootaloo: Yes....

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Don't Eat cupcakes On Sunday With Jeff The Killer Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Me, and arc en ciel Dash got all of our stuff into our new home. Then she told me why toi shouldn't eat cupcakes on Sunday.

Rainbow Dash: A few weeks ago, a poney was eating a petit gâteau, cupcake on Sunday, then something horrible happened.
Scootaloo: What was it?
Rainbow Dash: She got attacked par some human named Jeff The Killer.
Scootaloo: Jeff The Killer?
Rainbow Dash: He's this guy from some pathetic type of fan fiction called Creepy Pasta. The fanfic itself was named Jeff The Killer.
Scootaloo: He got a fanfic named after himself?
Rainbow Dash: Yeah, but it's really boring, and no one cares about it. Anyway,...

On The Block Episode 15 Part 5

posted by Seanthehedgehog

The Story of Corporal Agarn

Theme song

Though he goes on a rage from time to time
He is a very good friend of mine
And in Fort Courage he is well known as
Corporal Agarn

Starring Master Sword as Corporal Agarn
Tom Foolery as Captain Parmenter
Saten Twist as Sargent O' Rourke
Mortomis as Dobbs, the bugler
Snow Wonder as Wrangler Jane
Cosmic arc en ciel as Corporal Vanderbilt
Blaze as Corporal Duffy
Sean as Chief Wild Eagle
and Sonic as Crazy Cat

Corporal Agarn was helping Captain Parmenter put weapons in the supply room when this happened.

Dobbs: *Playing his bugle*
Corporal Agarn: Hey, wait a second....

On The Block Episode 15 Part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

The Movie Studio

Starring

Blaze as Director Nick
Astrel Sky as Roxy
Saten Twist as Connor
Tom Foolery as Louis
Cosmic arc en ciel as Tobias "Toby"
Sunny as Alinah
Double Scoop as Mason
And Aina as Leah

Mason was dancing for a musical, when suddenly..

Mason: *Steps on a nail* AAAH!! *Falls down*
Director Nick: CUT!!! What the f*ck was that?!
Mason: Uhh... I don't know?
Director Nick: What do toi mean toi don't know? What caused toi to fall down?
Mason: Uhh... I don't know?
Director Nick: Are toi going to say that all day?
Mason: Uhh... I don't know?
Audience: *Laughing*
Director Nick: Well think...

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arc en ciel Dash and Pinkie Pie

posted by bluethunder25

I want to take this time to talk about one of my two favori duos in MLP: FiM. I'll talk about my most favori one in my suivant article. But for right now, I wanna talk about one that has a lot of potential, but has never really been utilized all that much in the series: Pinkie Pie and arc en ciel Dash.

I'm real sucker for this kind of duo. You've got arc en ciel Dash, the 'cool girl' and Pinkie Pie, the bubbly optimist.

This duo got it's start in the season one episode, 'Griffon the Brush Off.' In that episode, arc en ciel Dash at first found Pinkie Pie to be annoying, (which was pretty strange considering...

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Ponies On The Rails Episode 83 Part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Date: August 1, 1959
Location: Pine Bluffs, Wyoming
Time: 8:04 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Gordon was pleased with the fact that he overtook Hawkeye, and Stylo's train. Now he was driving his train between the Unicorn Highway, and Lodgepole Creek.

Gordon: I'm almost out of Wyoming. After I traverser, croix the state border, I'll be in Neighbraska. *Sees a red signal* Shit. *Applies the brakes*

His train stopped just suivant to the state border.

Gordon: What do I have to stop for?
Hawkeye: *Passes Gordon's freight in his passenger train*
Stylo: *Looking in a rear view mirror, and laughs*
Hawkeye: What is it?...

Grand Theft Ponies Part 7

posted by Seanthehedgehog

The Wonderbolt montrer Gordon, Case Cracker, and Erica were at was just beginning.

Gordon: This oughta be fun. *Sees a Rock Island Biker* Hey, there's a R.I.B par the entrance.
Case Cracker: *Tries to look above the crowd, wearing shades to make it look natural* Yeah, I see him. Let's go plus into the crowd.
Gordon: He's moving, but he's going away from us.
Case Cracker: Good maybe he'll let us watch the show. *Watches the Wonderbolts performance*
RIB: *grabs gun*
Ponies: AAAAAAAH! *Running*
RIB: *Shoots everyone*
Gordon: Goddammit. Let's get outta here. *Runs to car*
Erica: *Running*
RIB: *Shoots...

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Grand Theft Ponies Part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Gordon, and Case biscuit salé, craquelin returned to Mane Ashbury, to tell Jim the bad news.

Gordon: Jim, we got a problem.
Jim: Don't tell me-
Gordon: I'm sorry, but the cops shot down the plane, and it blew up.
Jim: Those assholes! Not only did they screw up our operation, but now they caused a war.
Case Cracker: What are toi talking about?
Jim: If my friend in Manehattan doesn't get his pleasure in poison, he'll déplacer his entire mafia here to declare war against us.
Gordon: Shit.
Jim: You're goddamn right that's shit. The worst pile of shit toi could ever get stuck in.

In Manehattan several hours later, Jim's...

Ponies On The Rails Episode 82 Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Theme song >>>> link

Taxi Ponies: *Driving taxi cabs to the station*

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Railway Pony: *Driving freight train across a bridge going over the train tracks at the station.*
Metal Gloss: *Drives freight train under bridge*
Pony: *In the station, buying a ticket. As soon as he gets the ticket, he runs across the platform, and boards his train.*
Hawkeye: *Preparing train for departure*
Stylo: *Looking at orders on paper*
Hawkeye:...

Ponies On The Rails Episode 81 Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Date: July 23, 1959
Location: Somewhere between Cheyenne, and Laramie Wyoming
Time: 8:03 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Hawkeye, and Metal Gloss were driving their freight train at 65 miles an hour.

Hawkeye: *On a radio* Engine 3713, approximately fifteen minutes away from Laramie. Request permission to enter your train yard.
Tower Pony: Copy that 3713, the yards are empty, toi may enter with your train.
Hawkeye: Thank you.

However, at Cheyenne, things weren't going as smooth as they were in Laramie. Aqua Marine's train was still derailed, and they were trying to get it back onto the tracks.

Orion:...

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Spike It Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Part 1: link

After the match, Ditto made his team stay in the gym. He was proud of his team winning, but he wasn't too thrilled about part of the game where they were losing.

Ditto: Alright everypony. Your comeback in the ending of that game was outstanding. However, toi need to improve your performance. Especially toi Thomas.
Thomas: Me?
Joe: He's right. toi maybe our best server, but you're not good at everything else.
Ditto: He's right. toi don't pass the ball to your teammates, toi caught the ball a few times when the other team hit it towards you, and you're certainly not good at spiking....

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Project Nexus ACT 1 Part 1 "Introduction"

posted by SomeoneButNoone

WARNING
This fan-fic is not even close to my old fan-fics
It is still in old reality and stuff so if toi dont know wtf is happening just check out my old fan-fics
( I felt like écriture some filler to my normal series that - will come in it time - yes I WILL continue The New era BUT maybe under another name dunno )

here comes my death as a writer
enojy.
---------------------------------------------------------------
Year : ???
Era : "The New World"

"Life have changed, most of Equestria is now covered par wastelands. Only some Rebelle ponies survived the explosion in Canterlot. Five scientists tried to recreate...

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Flash Sentry Rant Part 2!

posted by BlondLionEzel

WARNING: There will be plus swearing than last time (And it'll be plus intense)

Well, I've already done three points on Flash Sentry, and now I'm going to add a new one and I'll debunk counter arguments against this a**hole.

#4: He's a cliche

You all know this one. The nice a**hole who is always nice and is never wrong. This was okay in the 60's, when the CCA didn't allow anything else. However, this is a movie in made in 2013. Times have changed. Men are no longer characterless husks who are only made to be buff and make little girls faon, fawn over!

And now...to debunk some dumb counter arguments......

Just Be Me Episode 2 Part 8

posted by Seanthehedgehog

arc en ciel Dash was leading everypony to where she found the X.

Rainbow Dash: We're almost there.
Max: Which direction do we go?
Rainbow Dash: Once we pass that rock, we gotta go left.

They turned left after passing a rock, and found the X.

Erik: There it is.
Leaf Pile: We found it.
Larry: Let's dig it up.
Dount: But we didn't bring any shovels.
Leaf Pile: No shovels?!!?
Applejack: I'm a fast digger, even without a shovel. Leave it to me.

Everyone started to stand back.

Applejack: *Begins digging, and has a lot of dirt flying into the air*
Others: *Watching the dirt fly over them*
Applejack: *Throws...