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Master Sword: Come on Tom, let's go meet the others.
Tom: Right behind you.
Double Scoop: *Standing on rue corner*
Aina: *Runs out of her house*
Sunny: Hey, wait for me. *Flying in the middle of the street*
Saten Twist: *Polishing his chain saw, but stops to go meet the others*
Pleiades: *Arrives at corner*
Mortomis: *Standing suivant to Double Scoop*
Tom: plus ponies!!
Snow Wonder: *Arrives in a brand new Corvette*
Cosmic Rainbow: *Flies from the clouds*
Heartsong: *Climbs out of a manhole*
Annie: *Arrives on a bicycle*
Blaze: *Flies out of a house window, and lands suivant to Tom*
Sophie Shimmer: *Gets off of a slow moving bus*
Astrel Sky: *Appears out of nowhere with magic*
All: We live together on the block!
Audience: *Clapping*
Announcer: Okay, stop the song! We need to keep this thing rolling.
Audience: *Laughing*

Episode 11: I Wish It Was 2014 Again

Master Sword was walking towards a store when he saw Tom, and Saten Twist.

Tom: Hello Master Sword.
Master Sword: salut Tom. salut Saten.
Saten Twist: How are you?
Master Sword: I'm doing fine. I am on my way to buy a sword.
Tom: What made toi decide to do that?
Master Sword: Now that toi mention it... *Thinks about why he wanted to buy a sword* I forgot.
Audience: *Laughing*
Saten Twist: Try to remember.

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Master Sword: Ok, let's see.
Tom: As soon as toi remember, let us know.
Master Sword: Do we have to do this?
Saten Twist: We could torture toi in order for toi to remember.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: No, that's not necessary. I'll remember. Uhhh....

But Master Sword took a long time to remember. It was soon dark outside.

Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Uh Master Sword? I have to go home.
Saten Twist: Yeah. I need to change the oil in my car, and fix my chainsaw.
Tom: What's wrong with it?
Saten Twist: I forgot. Let me try to remember.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: Oh no toi don't. That's my job.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: But you're trying to remember something different.
Master Sword: What was I trying to remember?
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Why were toi going to buy a sword?
Master Sword: Oh yeah. Uhhhhhhhhhhh...........
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Great. I'm surrounded par idiots that can't remember anything.
Master Sword & Saten Twist: HEY! I RESENT THAT!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Well I need to go home. *Walks away*

suivant morning, Master Sword, and Saten Twist were still standing there trying to remember what they were doing in the first place.

Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: Try to explain this to me one plus time.
Saten Twist: Okay. I think toi met us at this exact same spot.
Master Sword: toi think?
Saten Twist: Well I certainly don't know.
Audience: *Laughing*
Saten Twist: Anyway, toi told us toi wanted to buy a sword, and toi couldn't remember why.
Master Sword: Oh yeah. Then I made toi stay here at the exact same time.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: Only one question. Where's Tom?
Saten Twist: He probably wasn't with me.
Master Sword: Then he was never here in the first place.
Saten Twist: Yeah he was. He a dit he needed to leave us for some reason.
Master Sword: Did he tell us why?
Saten Twist: I don't think so.
Master Sword: I remember now!
Saten Twist: What?
Master Sword: I remember why I wanted to buy a sword.
Saten Twist: About time. Why do toi want to buy a sword?
Master Sword: Because the word Sword is in my name. *Walks away*
Audience: *Laughing*
Saten Twist: *His eyes turn into white circles with black outlines, and he gets really angry* that was the reason? the word sword is in his name? *Fire comes out of his ears* THAT IS THE DUMBEST REASON TO BUY A SWORD, EVER!!!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Saten Twist: *Turns back to normal* Now if only I can remember what went wrong with my chainsaw.
Audience: *Laughing*

Coming up next, it's The Story Of Corporal Agarn
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Coffee Creme was driving her train up Sherman Hill, and Mirage still had his engine pushing from behind.

Conductor: *Still drunk, and looks out the back of his caboose* Wait a minute. *Sees Mirage's engine* Why is that engine pushing the train?! It's supposed to be on the front of the train, not the back! *Walks out of caboose, and gets onto Mirage's engine*
Mirage: *Sees conductor* What is he doing on my engine?
Conductor: *Walks into cab* toi sir are doing your job wrong!
Mirage: What are toi talking about? I'm supposed to push this train up the hill, to help Coffee Creme.
Conductor: Don't...
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Jeff got back to Ponyville after killing Princess Cadence, and Shining Armor. He was waiting at the haut, retour au début of his army's HQ with Twilight. They were waiting for Dr. Robotnik to arrive.

Jeff: I'm looking vers l'avant, vers l’avant to ending this war.
Twilight: Me too man. Me too.
Jeff: When do we kill him?
Twilight: We? Let me do all the talking.

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Robotnik: *Enters room*
Twilight: *Shoots Jeff's horn off*
Jeff: Ah! *Falls on floor*
Twilight: *Looks at Robotnik* What do toi want me to do Doctor?
Robotnik: toi have forgotten your place Princess Twilight Sparkle, par having your own... Student. Instead of teaching...
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I was sitting in a room with Con, and his boss, P.

Sean: What can I help toi with?
Con: Discord. Remember the prison your army put him in?
Sean: Yes. What happened?
P: He was being transferred to a different prison, but escaped.
Sean: Where is he?
Con: We're not entirely sure yet.

Meanwhile, in Mexico.

Discord: Wait here. This won't take long.
Italian Pony: Yes sir.
Discord: *Walks into Mexican military base*
Mexican poney 33: Halt!
Discord: Relax. I am unarmed. I request permission to speak to your boss.
Mexican poney 33: Very well. *Grabs walkie talkie* General, toi have a visitor.
Mexican General:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Jeff was soon sitting suivant to the judge.

Judge: It appears that everypony is saying toi were in Cheyenne when Gordon took charge on the jour February 20, 1954.
Jeff: Yes, I was there.
Judge: What did toi think of Gordon's actions when he told toi to take the rails apart, and fix them again?
Coffee Creme: Objection.
Hawkeye: toi can't object to what the judge says!
Judge: Thank you. Now Jeff, if toi will please answer my question.
Jeff: I was very surprised, and upset par what Gordon wanted me to do.
Judge: When toi say surprised, do toi mean like an angry kind of surprised, ou just surprised?
Jeff:...
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