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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme Song: link

Master Sword: Come on Tom, let's go meet the others.
Tom: Right behind you.
Double Scoop: *Standing on rue corner*
Aina: *Runs out of her house*
Sunny: Hey, wait for me. *Flying in the middle of the street*
Saten Twist: *Polishing his chain saw, but stops to go meet the others*
Pleiades: *Arrives at corner*
Mortomis: *Standing suivant to Double Scoop*
Tom: plus ponies!!
Snow Wonder: *Arrives in a brand new Corvette*
Cosmic Rainbow: *Flies from the clouds*
Heartsong: *Climbs out of a manhole*
Annie: *Arrives on a bicycle*
Blaze: *Flies out of a house window, and lands suivant to Tom*
Sophie Shimmer: *Gets off of a slow moving bus*
Astrel Sky: *Appears out of nowhere with magic*
All: We live together on the block!
Audience: *Clapping*
Announcer: Okay, stop the song! We need to keep this thing rolling.
Audience: *Laughing*

Episode 11: I Wish It Was 2014 Again

Master Sword was walking towards a store when he saw Tom, and Saten Twist.

Tom: Hello Master Sword.
Master Sword: salut Tom. salut Saten.
Saten Twist: How are you?
Master Sword: I'm doing fine. I am on my way to buy a sword.
Tom: What made toi decide to do that?
Master Sword: Now that toi mention it... *Thinks about why he wanted to buy a sword* I forgot.
Audience: *Laughing*
Saten Twist: Try to remember.

Song: link

Master Sword: Ok, let's see.
Tom: As soon as toi remember, let us know.
Master Sword: Do we have to do this?
Saten Twist: We could torture toi in order for toi to remember.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: No, that's not necessary. I'll remember. Uhhh....

But Master Sword took a long time to remember. It was soon dark outside.

Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Uh Master Sword? I have to go home.
Saten Twist: Yeah. I need to change the oil in my car, and fix my chainsaw.
Tom: What's wrong with it?
Saten Twist: I forgot. Let me try to remember.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: Oh no toi don't. That's my job.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: But you're trying to remember something different.
Master Sword: What was I trying to remember?
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Why were toi going to buy a sword?
Master Sword: Oh yeah. Uhhhhhhhhhhh...........
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Great. I'm surrounded par idiots that can't remember anything.
Master Sword & Saten Twist: HEY! I RESENT THAT!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Well I need to go home. *Walks away*

suivant morning, Master Sword, and Saten Twist were still standing there trying to remember what they were doing in the first place.

Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: Try to explain this to me one plus time.
Saten Twist: Okay. I think toi met us at this exact same spot.
Master Sword: toi think?
Saten Twist: Well I certainly don't know.
Audience: *Laughing*
Saten Twist: Anyway, toi told us toi wanted to buy a sword, and toi couldn't remember why.
Master Sword: Oh yeah. Then I made toi stay here at the exact same time.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: Only one question. Where's Tom?
Saten Twist: He probably wasn't with me.
Master Sword: Then he was never here in the first place.
Saten Twist: Yeah he was. He a dit he needed to leave us for some reason.
Master Sword: Did he tell us why?
Saten Twist: I don't think so.
Master Sword: I remember now!
Saten Twist: What?
Master Sword: I remember why I wanted to buy a sword.
Saten Twist: About time. Why do toi want to buy a sword?
Master Sword: Because the word Sword is in my name. *Walks away*
Audience: *Laughing*
Saten Twist: *His eyes turn into white circles with black outlines, and he gets really angry* that was the reason? the word sword is in his name? *Fire comes out of his ears* THAT IS THE DUMBEST REASON TO BUY A SWORD, EVER!!!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Saten Twist: *Turns back to normal* Now if only I can remember what went wrong with my chainsaw.
Audience: *Laughing*

Coming up next, it's The Story Of Corporal Agarn
added by glelsey
Source: drawn par moi
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: Facebook
added by Jade_23
Source: Equestria Daily
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: facebook, joyreactor
posted by SomeoneButNoone
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Dan - Tricky. I could think it was him. It's time to take him out. He is hiding in his bills in Georgia.
Jade - Let's kill the man then.
Shadow - I'm in it.
Dimitri - Let's go.
Yuri - For our country. Well... Your country.
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Sandman. - *looks around Canterlot* everything is destroied... Damn.
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-Georgia-
Dan - *falls of the hill*
??? - *grabs him* where are they.
Dan - Shadow is pinned down with The and Dimitri. Jade location is unknown. Hank so toi were listening to us.
Hank - I won't let my friend down let's go.
Dan - *follows him* that's the Villa
Hank - Mhmh... I leave it to you.
Dan - What? You're...
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I had a complaint about being too short.. So made this long..

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Twilight: (shocked) The baby is an alicorn!?

Ditto: (there with Luna, cause there actually a couple now) Seems that way.

Rarity: But... But... But I thought Alicorn wings had to be earned par accomplishing some great, princess-worthy deed!?

Applejack: Yeah. How can toi just be born with 'em?

Celestia: The birth of an Alicorn is something Equestria has never seen!

Luna: Yes, it is beyond even our understanding.

Fluttershy: [hushed] That's not very reassuring.

Pinkie Pie: (typical...
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Note: In this song Pinkie Pie is around the same age as Mr. and Mrs. Cake.

Pinkie Pie: Mr. Cake you're on your poney phone with your girlfriend, Mrs. Cake. That cup cake is upset. She doesn't understand toi like I do. I'm at work listening to my La Reine des Neiges soundtrack. She'll never understand toi like I do. She wears a apron. I wear nothing. She's the boss while I'm the co-worker. I'm waiting for toi to realize that what you're looking for has been here the whole time. If toi could see that I'm the one who truly loves you. Why can't toi see? toi belong with me. toi belong with me.

Walking in the...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Nikki: *Passes Andy, and Mercedes*
Andy: *Sees poney 49 catching up to Nikki, and turns on his lights to pursue the two ponies*
Mercedes: Y6, in pursuit of a 1968 Shelby GT500, and a 2014 Corvette. We're southbound, entering the highway.
Tim: Talk to them.
Julia: GT24, we'll keep our eyes open on-
Tim: *Turns right, and goes off road*
Julia:-What do toi think you're doing?!!?!?!?!
Tim: Taking a short cut. *Gains air when hitting a rail on a train track, and drifts onto the highway*
GMC Pony: *Honks his horn for two secondes while slowing down*
Tim: They just got onto the highway, so we gotta wait for...
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Source: facebook, joyreactor
added by karinabrony
posted by SomeoneButNoone
Episode 8
Taking Control
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Fluttershy - stop don't hurt me I have story to say!
Dan - Why the hell toi tried to kill me.
Fluttershy - I was controlled, please listen to me untill HE come here.
Darkness - He?
Fluttershy - King of Demons toi need to stop him he- *gets stabbed*
Hunter - Too much babbling.
Fluttershy - *falls cold on ground*
Dan - What the-
Hunter - Ha ha ha ha ha... Idiots... toi ALL are idiots!
Darkness - What are toi doing...
Hunter - I found key to world control, we are being controlled par one "person"
Whiteheart - He's insane..
Hunter - And toi fools gave me enough...
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added by Jade_23
Source: Equestria Daily
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: May 10, 1961
Location: Denver, Coltorado
Time: 9:30 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Hawkeye, and Metal Gloss finally arrived.

Railroad poney 39: toi guys are right on time. Nice work.
Hawkeye: Thank you. We need to ask toi a question.
Railroad poney 39: Sure.
Hawkeye: Do toi have any diesel fuel we can take back to Cheyenne? We're running low.
Railroad poney 39: Yeah, we're just getting a train set up full of fuel for toi two. Uncouple your engines, and I'll take toi to the fuel cars.

Seventy minutes later, they were delivering the fuel to Cheyenne. From their current location, it would take them...
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Nazis: *Firing at Sean, and his teammates with 50 caliber machine guns*
Pony: *Gets hit, and crashes into an enemy bomber*
Sean: Only 47 left. *Shoots the back of one of the bombers until smoke starts to appear*
Nazi 34: *Losing altitude, and crashes into the ground. The plane continues to move, until it goes into a lake*
Wind: *Shoots down two bombers*
Nazis: We're dropping like flies! Where are you?
Eggman: Calm down, and continue to your destination. I will be there soon.
Metal Sonic: I will teach that grey hedgehog who he's messing with.
Twilight: And I'm gonna get revenge on my...
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Sean and arc en ciel Dash entered Twilight's château in Ponyville with Wind and Master Sword. Celestia was waiting.

Applejack & Pinkie Pie: *Sitting with the others as Celestia starts to make a speech*
Celestia: This Eggman must be stopped immediately.
Pinkie Pie: Is he obsessed with eggs?
Sean: Uh, sort of. Let the princess continue.
Celestia: For the time being, his army is superior to ours, but we will quickly turn the tables, and make things go the way we want them to be. Sean, and arc en ciel Dash, I would like toi two to go with Wind and Master Sword to sabotage as many of their vehicles as...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
The following liens below are to pictures of all the bad guys for this fanfic.

Harry: link
Silver: link
Sadren: link
Rio: link
Malcolm: link
Highball: link
Hetford: link

Malcolm was at his house with Rio, and highball when Harry arrived.

Malcolm: Okay. How did it go?
Harry: Fine. We got another successful robbery on one of the tour buses in this city, but they got Quincy.
Rio: What happened?
Harry: We robbed the bank, and the distraction was going well, but the police blocked off our escape route. Quincy left in a stolen car while the rest of us ran through the alley ways.
Highball: Sounds like you...
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#1: SPIKE:
It's fair to say.
When I first became a brony. Spike was the one I liked.
Even though Twilight was always 'kinda' liked par me, she wasn't relatable till she became an Alicorn (take THAT alicorn haters).
Pinkie was no plus than an ear bleeding annoyance until BABY CAKES.
Dash was 'kinda' cool. But I thought she was boy till episode three, where Twilight confirmed it was a girl.
AppleJack reminded me too much of Alberta.
Rarity reminded me of all the girls that ever rejected me.
Fluttershy was 'okay' I guess.
Point being.
Spike was the only one I could relate to. We are both sarcastic...
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added by alinah_09
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Golfing

Starring Tom Foolery as Otis
Master Sword as Chip
Snow Wonder as Elena
Heartsong as Casey
Cosmic arc en ciel as Olson
Mortomis as Caddy
Blaze as Mitchell

The 12th hole on the course has a sand trap separating the green from the fairway.

Otis: *Hits his ball onto the green* See? toi do have to hit it 90 yards after all.
Chip: *Holding his phone which recorded the distance that Otis' ball traveled* I'm plus used to feet.
Otis: I'm used to hooves.
Audience: *Laughing*
Chip: toi know, if I actually do hit it 90 yards, from where my ball is, I might get it in the hole.
Otis: Yeah, that could...
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