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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Papillon, Louis, and Andre got to a small island with the bribed guard on the boat.

Bribed Guard: Okay, your bateau is on this island. Give me three thousand dollars.
Papillon: *Gives bribed guard three thousand dollars, then gets off the bateau with Louis, and Andre*
Bribed Guard: Oh, one plus thing. *Gives papillon three rifles, and ammo* Use them wisely.
Papillon: *Gives rifle, and ammo to Louis, and Andre* Thanks.
Bribed Guard: *Rides away in his boat*
Andre: How come he can't get us all the way back to France?
Papillon: It would make things too obvious. Let's find that boat, and get out of here.
Louis: *Loads his rifle, and keeps a lookout* Those bounty hunters better not montrer up.
Papillon: *Finds boat, and drags it out of bush* Here it is. *Finds a bag* What's in there?
Andre: I'm not sure.
Papillon: *Walks into boat, and his legs go through* Aw, shit!! *Gets out of boat* This bateau is a worthless piece of shit!!! *Finds tape on boat, and takes it off* There's a bunch of holes in here, and it's all patched up with tape!
Andre: Now what?
Louis: May I tell toi two something?
Papillon: What?
Louis: That leg I was telling toi about. I didn't sprain it. I fractured it.
Papillon: You broke your leg?!
Louis: *Knods*
Papillon: WELL WHY DIDN'T toi SAY SOMETHING?!
Louis: I thought if I told you, toi would leave me behind.
Papillon: NO SHIT I'D LEAVE toi BEHIND!
Louis: *Irritated* Look. I got toi the money toi needed for the escape, and if it wasn't for me, that guard would've shot toi after he knocked out Andrew.
Papillon: He probably would've missed me.
Andre: Listen toi two, we need to stop arguing. We Lost three thousand dollars, and we don't have a boat. We need to think about how to get out of here.

They heard a loud bird, but they weren't sure what it was.

Louis: *Points his fusil, carabine at some trees*
Andre: *Pointing his fusil, carabine at bamboo*
Papillon: Wait here, I'll go see what that is. *Goes through bushes, and sees a bird in a cage*

 This poney stood behind papillon holding a sawed off shotgun. His name is Moss
This poney stood behind papillon holding a sawed off shotgun. His name is Moss


Moss: Freeze mister. toi just so happen to touch that bird, and you're dead. Drop your weapon.
Papillon: *Puts fusil, carabine on ground*
Moss: Now turn around.
Papillon: *Turns around, and faces Moss*
Moss: toi ran away from a prison camp. Correct?
Papillon: *Knods*
Moss: toi paid somepony three grand for a boat.
Papillon: Yup.
Moss: And the boat's no good.
Papillon: Yeah.
Moss: *Puts shotgun away* Been expectin' ya. *Walks to a bush, and moves it revealing the two bounty hunters, dead* I caught these two snooping around. They wanted toi killed.
Papillon: Thank you.
Moss: Mind if toi take me to the rest of your group?
Papillon: Follow me. *Walks back to Andre, and Louis*
Louis: *Hears bushes rustling, and aims his fusil, carabine at them*
Papillon: Hold your fire, it's me with a friend.
Moss: Pleased to meet you.
Andre: Who are you?
Moss: The name is Moss. I killed those bounty hunters for you.
Louis: *Staring at Moss' facepaint*
Moss: toi like it?
Louis: Yeah.
Moss: I did too when I got it. I was drunk. Now let's get toi three a boat. Gather as much bamboo as toi can, and we can make a raft. I'll get some rope to tie it all together. We have until sunset. If we finish in time, toi can go to an island four miles north of here. There are some ponies that can give toi another boat. One that's reliable.

At sunset, the radeau was complete, and papillon rode it with Louis, and Andre to the island Moss told them about.

2 B continued
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Running from Chicacolt to San Franciscolt is a railroad called the Union Pacific. It's the largest railroad in the United States, and is run par thousands of ponies. This is the story of some of those ponies that run the rails, aka railroading.

Episode 2: To Lease, ou not to lease

August 1, 1950

It has been half a week since Coffee Creme's first jour working on the Union Pacific. She's a hard worker, and normally works with Hawkeye, and together, they would have a special assignment. They were recieving it in Cheyenne at 9 O clock in the morning

Pete: Attention everypony! Listen up.
Workers: *gather...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Hawkeye's engine
Hawkeye's engine
Running from Chicacolt to San Franciscolt is a railroad called the Union Pacific. It's the largest railroad in the United States, and is run par thousands of ponies. This is the story of some of those ponies that run the rails, aka railroading.

Episode 1: New worker

Cheyenne, July 26, 1950

Coffee Creme: *walking on platform*
Orion: Hey, are toi the new feu mare?
Coffee Creme: Yes.
Orion: Alright, you're working with another poney on that passenger train. You're going to Las Pegasus. Good luck on your first day.
Coffee Creme: Thanks *walks to engine*
Hawkeye: Hi, toi must be my new feu mare.
Coffee...
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posted by FlameMusical123
Hi! I'm new here. Call me Flame. My first post was a picture called 'Meet Flame Air'. This is to introduce her properly.

Name: Flame Air
Coat color: Sunshine yellow
Eye Colors: Blood red(left), sky blue(right)
Hair Colors: Tangerine orange, ruby red
Cutie Mark: 2 musical notes (forgot their names)
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Hairstyle
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Flame's hairstyle has a rig-shaw like design. Sort of like Mordecai from Regular Show.
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Origin
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Flame used to live in Manhattan, till her family got fed up with the insults thrown...
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posted by applejackrocks1
Sugar Sprinkles had packed her clothing and other items. She was in the Train Station with Nikki and her bags...

Nikki: 2 tickets to Ponyville please.
Lady: That would be 2 dollars.
Sugar: Here. *gives 2 dollars to Lady*
Lady: Thank you. Here toi go. *hands tickets to Nikki*
Nikki: Thank you.
Lady: Have a nice day!
Sugar: *enters train*
Nikki: *enters train*
Sugar: Wh-
Nikki: *sits on seat*
Sugar: *sits suivant to Nikki*
Nikki: I'm taking toi somewhere where toi can be happy.
Sugar: Whoa. It stinks.
Nikki: Yep. It's the skunk in the bag.
Sugar: toi brought it?!
Nikki: Duh. I have to. If I set it free here, somepony...
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posted by applejackrocks1
Everypony: *laughs*
Mare: Yup! *slaps Nikki's back*
Nikki: Ow! Stop!
Colt: What are toi doing here? Oh wait! toi work for Diamond!
Nikki: I would never work for that whale!
Mare: Watch your mouth orphan.
Nikki: I am not an orphan!
Colt: Says the girl who d-
Nikki: Shut up!!!
Diamond: Ehem. *Grabs phone*
Nikki: *eye widened*
Diamond: *smirks* (puts phone down)
Colt: I have a long time without seeing you!
Mare: We thought toi were dead!
Colt: HEY! The orphan got her cutie mark!
Mare: Let me see!
Nikki: *covers cutie mark*
Colt: GET HER!
Mare: *grabs her hooves*
Nikki: HEY!
Everypony: *laughs*
Colt: Your cutie mark..Is...
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posted by applejackrocks1
An heure later, Nikki was in Canterlot. She got off the train....


Nikki: Sir?
Pony: Yes?
Nikki: How far away is this place? *hands a piece of paper to him*
Pony: *reads it* 4 blocks away, turn right.
Nikki: Okay, Thank you.
Pony No problem. *walks away*
Nikki: *whispers* 4 blocks, turn right..

30 minutes later, after following the stranger's directions, Nikki was in front of her client's door...

Nikki: *knocks on door*

Moments later, a mare opened the door. She looked at Nikki with disgusted. Nikki's eyes widened. "It can't be," she thought. The mare flipped back her mane...

Nikki: Good Morning! I'm the-...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
The suivant morning, Harry, and Peter went to a crime scene. Another poney was killed par Scorpio during the suicide scene.

Harry: He attacked at a perfect time.
Peter: Yeah. Now what?
Harry: Now we find out about his suivant move.
Captain: Listen up toi two. Scorpio sent us another letter.
Harry: What does it say?

Dear SFPD,

I am glad to tell toi that I no longer want $150,000. Instead I want to double it, and have $300,000. Come up with it if toi can pussies.

Scorpio

Harry: Well, he definetly likes to call us names.
Peter: Don't remind me.
Harry: I know what we'll do.

Next night, Harry, and his partner...
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posted by Dragon-88
 Blue Bolt, ready for fun!
Blue Bolt, ready for fun!
OK, so on with this story. Blue Bolt (me) is sleeping in his house situated in Ponyville. Right now, he is enjoying a good night's sleep, and hopes the morning will be normal. Too bad it's not gonna happen!


Bolt: (sees sunrise) Time to have another nice day!

Pinkie: (busts down door) Hey, new guy! Wakey wakey! It's a requirement that new residents meet the princess!

Bolt: I hope toi can fix the door toi destroyed!

Pinkie: Sorry...I'll wait while toi get ready! I'll walk with you. Nice digs!

Bolt: (brushing teeth) OK, that was random. I'm new here, and Pinkie's a little energetic! Are they all like...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Chapter 4
Bad ideas

While most of my stories were enjoyed par some, there were a few terrible ideas that I made for fanfics. The first one was Mane Wars which turned out to be very short, and had a bad story line. I was so mad with it, that I deleted it. I only tried doing it, because it was based off this other TV montrer I saw.

Next were three articles I posté which had two stories in one. I thought it would be good since it was very long, but it turned out to be too long.

I republished six Con Mane stories which had all the parts in one article. No one read them, even though I was told to do...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
It's hard to do what toi can for the fandom of bronies. It really is, but once toi get started, it's like there's no turning back. That's how I feel sometimes.

Chapter 1
Before the bronies

Three years ago, I created my account for fanpop. At that time MLP: FIM wasn't around, for at least a few plus months. The an was 2010, and I was 13 years old, having been born in December of 1996.

During 2010, I came on here for one reason only. Sonic The Hedgehog. Back then, I was a huge fan of something way past cool. I liked it so much, I even made my own fan character. My account name is the same as...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
Thre was small pony... named sombra... and another small poney named Prince BlueBlood... SHIT THIS IS ISNT THAT STORY!!! FUCK!!!!
Equestria an 5000....

DarkShadow : DIEEEEE *attack Celestia*
Celestia : NOOOOO
Dan : *kick DarkShadow* NOT NOW!
DarkShadow : HAHAHAHAHA...

Dan & Shadow new story


CURSE OF EQUESTRIA
EPISODE
I

DARKSHADOW
about 10000 years before this...

Colt : MOMY MOMY COME HERE
DarkShadow... were only small colt...
Colt : COME MOMY!!!!
But somethink just MUST goes wrong...
Terrorist : GET OUT KID *kick clot in head*
And I saw this... me... dan... it was my friend...
Colt mom : SON!!!!
Colt...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Snowflake
Snowflake
Now this is the newest James Bond parody on the newest James Bond movie. We find our hero Con Mane slowly walking through a hallway. It's dark, and the shadows block much of his face.

Con: *opens door*
P: Where is it?
Con: It's gone. We have an agent down.
P: Are toi sure it's gone?
Con: *checks* It's gone.
Brosnan: *dying*
Con: *grabs cloth* Hang in there.
P: There's no time for that!
Con: I have to stop the bleeding!
P: Leave him!
Brosnan: Go! Don't worry about me.
Con: *leaves*
Snow: *drives truck* Let's drive.
Con: *gets in* Did toi find Vetrice anywhere?
Snow: *looks* There. In the white Limo....
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posted by applejackrocks1
Back to the story.....


Brawny: Applejack, toi stay here. I'll go get some money out of the bank. *swims off*
Applejack: *looks around* My, My...
*Suddenly, 3 other merponies swam to AJ, surrounding her*

MP1: I see that your a new loser here *laughs*
Applejack: Loser?!? Have ya looked into a mirror?!
All: Oooooo
MP2: Wait a seconde girls! She's not one of us! She's an earth Pony!
Applejack: *sneezes*
MP3: *laughs* I see that your sick...It's better to let toi go with the flow, shall we?
Applejack: What? *coughs*
MP1: We don't want toi to die with pain, Sugarlame.
Applejack: *is weak* Please...Just leave...
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They looked everywhere for Felix after the race, but Sean, Daredevil, and Nikki could not find him.

Sean: Where do toi think he went?
Nikki: Did he go to Russia?
Daredevil: No, theres two plus races left. He couldn't have gone back to Russia.
Sean: I'd be surprised if he did.
Daredevil: Yeah, well we'll find out soon. But now we have to make some money.

I think toi all know what they're doing. Chasing a truck with drugs? WRONG! They were chasing a truck with money. Of course it was euros, and pounds, but they'd buy plus stuff then a U.S dollar bill.

Sean: Without arc en ciel Dash, Daredevil will have...
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All four of the main characters went to London. When they got on the boat, they were met par other racers.

Mexican: Hey. Do toi know how long it'll take for us to get into England?
Sean: Don't know, don't care. Just sit back, and relax.
Felix: *waxing car*

About 3 hours later, we got to the docks. Ponies were excited to see the arriving contestants.

british ponies: *taking pictures*
mexican: No! No taking photograph!
Sean: It's a good thing.
mexican: It is? Ok then.
Queen of england: Welcome everypony! I am so glad all of toi could make it.
Felix: Thanks. *inflating tires*
Q.O.E: toi all will stay...
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The last solstice

Chapter 5: Those purple eyes


Nocturnal Mirage is startled from his sleep par a sharp clashing sound.

“What?!” the dark blue stallion sits up in his lit rapidly.

He looks around in the large room. It takes him a few secondes to realize where he is. Oh, that’s right… you’re here again… he acknowledges. There’s an opened book on his belly. He fell asleep lire it.

The sound of breaking glass brings him back to reality completely. Mirage shakes his head and puts the book aside. He hears it again. Glass clashing against marble.

“Gosh darn it! The third night in a row!”...
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posted by NocturnalMirage
The last solstice

Chapter 3: Solitude


Luna was right.

I was right too! Mirage thinks.

The Moon goddess a dit that her sister will probably greet her new guard in the form of a letter. And Mirage suspected that the alicorn of the Sun was listening. The cobalt stallion smirked. He imagined the picture. The all mighty Celestia, the ruler of Equestria nestles up to the door very closely. Probably with an anxious look on her face, for she worries because her calm loneliness is disturbed.

“Ha!” Mirage exclaims loudly, as the picture he imagined fills up his soul with luscious pleasure for a moment....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Con & Twilight were in the prison cells on the ship, but they still had a radio.

Twilight: Man, can anypony hear me?
S: Is that toi Twilight? Where's Mane?
Con: Right here S. Listen, we need toi to call in reinforcements from M.I.3.
S: Is that neccesary? Where are toi two?
Russian pony87: *hears radio*
Twilight: Man just do it!
Russian pony87: Who are toi talking to?
Twilight: Con man. Nopony else I can talk to.
Russian pony87: Well uh, keep it quiet.
Con: Sure *breaks jail door*
Russian pony74: HEY!
Twilight: *shoots enemy*
Con: *takes pistol*
NMM: Sir? Con & Twilight have escaped.
Drake: Then...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
The two spies went on until they reached the l’espace ships.

Twilight: Man we found the spaceships.
Con: Hey, look over there.
Twilight: They have a map of the cities they're attacking.
Con: San Fran, Tokyo, and Hong Kong.
Twilight: Man if we're to stop those rockets from hitting them cities we have to get on the ship. I have a plan. *teleports them onto ship*
Con: Perfect. We just need to get in disguise now.
Twilight: Right *gets disguise*
Con: *stares at Twilight's ass*
Twilight: May I help you?
Con: toi already are *gets in disguise*
Twilight: *gets in disguise* We need to kill everypony in this...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
 Steven
Steven
1 an later... Vinyl has been killed and... Dan too... soo... yea...
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ACT |||
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Era End Coming...

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FireDash - I gonna buy bannananana... what?
NightFire - CAN toi SHUT UP!
TearDrop - brother... toi gonna buy jus, jus de for me
NightFire - of course
FireDash - banana... banana... banananana
NightFire - uhhh...
Mare - HELP HELP!
FireDash - huh?
Mare - Undead UNDEAD!
GoldenHorn - HAHAHA IM ALAIVE
NightFire - 0_0
FireDash - bananana wait... OH MY GOD!
NightFire - Hide Behaind Me TearDrop!
GEA Soldier - GO GO GO!!!! *shoot*
GoldenHorn - *teleport*
GEA Soldier...
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