Papillon, Louis, and Andre got to a small island with the bribed guard on the boat.
Bribed Guard: Okay, your bateau is on this island. Give me three thousand dollars.
Papillon: *Gives bribed guard three thousand dollars, then gets off the bateau with Louis, and Andre*
Bribed Guard: Oh, one plus thing. *Gives papillon three rifles, and ammo* Use them wisely.
Papillon: *Gives rifle, and ammo to Louis, and Andre* Thanks.
Bribed Guard: *Rides away in his boat*
Andre: How come he can't get us all the way back to France?
Papillon: It would make things too obvious. Let's find that boat, and get out of here.
Louis: *Loads his rifle, and keeps a lookout* Those bounty hunters better not montrer up.
Papillon: *Finds boat, and drags it out of bush* Here it is. *Finds a bag* What's in there?
Andre: I'm not sure.
Papillon: *Walks into boat, and his legs go through* Aw, shit!! *Gets out of boat* This bateau is a worthless piece of shit!!! *Finds tape on boat, and takes it off* There's a bunch of holes in here, and it's all patched up with tape!
Andre: Now what?
Louis: May I tell toi two something?
Papillon: What?
Louis: That leg I was telling toi about. I didn't sprain it. I fractured it.
Papillon: You broke your leg?!
Louis: *Knods*
Papillon: WELL WHY DIDN'T toi SAY SOMETHING?!
Louis: I thought if I told you, toi would leave me behind.
Papillon: NO SHIT I'D LEAVE toi BEHIND!
Louis: *Irritated* Look. I got toi the money toi needed for the escape, and if it wasn't for me, that guard would've shot toi after he knocked out Andrew.
Papillon: He probably would've missed me.
Andre: Listen toi two, we need to stop arguing. We Lost three thousand dollars, and we don't have a boat. We need to think about how to get out of here.
They heard a loud bird, but they weren't sure what it was.
Louis: *Points his fusil, carabine at some trees*
Andre: *Pointing his fusil, carabine at bamboo*
Papillon: Wait here, I'll go see what that is. *Goes through bushes, and sees a bird in a cage*
Moss: Freeze mister. toi just so happen to touch that bird, and you're dead. Drop your weapon.
Papillon: *Puts fusil, carabine on ground*
Moss: Now turn around.
Papillon: *Turns around, and faces Moss*
Moss: toi ran away from a prison camp. Correct?
Papillon: *Knods*
Moss: toi paid somepony three grand for a boat.
Papillon: Yup.
Moss: And the boat's no good.
Papillon: Yeah.
Moss: *Puts shotgun away* Been expectin' ya. *Walks to a bush, and moves it revealing the two bounty hunters, dead* I caught these two snooping around. They wanted toi killed.
Papillon: Thank you.
Moss: Mind if toi take me to the rest of your group?
Papillon: Follow me. *Walks back to Andre, and Louis*
Louis: *Hears bushes rustling, and aims his fusil, carabine at them*
Papillon: Hold your fire, it's me with a friend.
Moss: Pleased to meet you.
Andre: Who are you?
Moss: The name is Moss. I killed those bounty hunters for you.
Louis: *Staring at Moss' facepaint*
Moss: toi like it?
Louis: Yeah.
Moss: I did too when I got it. I was drunk. Now let's get toi three a boat. Gather as much bamboo as toi can, and we can make a raft. I'll get some rope to tie it all together. We have until sunset. If we finish in time, toi can go to an island four miles north of here. There are some ponies that can give toi another boat. One that's reliable.
At sunset, the radeau was complete, and papillon rode it with Louis, and Andre to the island Moss told them about.
2 B continued
Bribed Guard: Okay, your bateau is on this island. Give me three thousand dollars.
Papillon: *Gives bribed guard three thousand dollars, then gets off the bateau with Louis, and Andre*
Bribed Guard: Oh, one plus thing. *Gives papillon three rifles, and ammo* Use them wisely.
Papillon: *Gives rifle, and ammo to Louis, and Andre* Thanks.
Bribed Guard: *Rides away in his boat*
Andre: How come he can't get us all the way back to France?
Papillon: It would make things too obvious. Let's find that boat, and get out of here.
Louis: *Loads his rifle, and keeps a lookout* Those bounty hunters better not montrer up.
Papillon: *Finds boat, and drags it out of bush* Here it is. *Finds a bag* What's in there?
Andre: I'm not sure.
Papillon: *Walks into boat, and his legs go through* Aw, shit!! *Gets out of boat* This bateau is a worthless piece of shit!!! *Finds tape on boat, and takes it off* There's a bunch of holes in here, and it's all patched up with tape!
Andre: Now what?
Louis: May I tell toi two something?
Papillon: What?
Louis: That leg I was telling toi about. I didn't sprain it. I fractured it.
Papillon: You broke your leg?!
Louis: *Knods*
Papillon: WELL WHY DIDN'T toi SAY SOMETHING?!
Louis: I thought if I told you, toi would leave me behind.
Papillon: NO SHIT I'D LEAVE toi BEHIND!
Louis: *Irritated* Look. I got toi the money toi needed for the escape, and if it wasn't for me, that guard would've shot toi after he knocked out Andrew.
Papillon: He probably would've missed me.
Andre: Listen toi two, we need to stop arguing. We Lost three thousand dollars, and we don't have a boat. We need to think about how to get out of here.
They heard a loud bird, but they weren't sure what it was.
Louis: *Points his fusil, carabine at some trees*
Andre: *Pointing his fusil, carabine at bamboo*
Papillon: Wait here, I'll go see what that is. *Goes through bushes, and sees a bird in a cage*
Moss: Freeze mister. toi just so happen to touch that bird, and you're dead. Drop your weapon.
Papillon: *Puts fusil, carabine on ground*
Moss: Now turn around.
Papillon: *Turns around, and faces Moss*
Moss: toi ran away from a prison camp. Correct?
Papillon: *Knods*
Moss: toi paid somepony three grand for a boat.
Papillon: Yup.
Moss: And the boat's no good.
Papillon: Yeah.
Moss: *Puts shotgun away* Been expectin' ya. *Walks to a bush, and moves it revealing the two bounty hunters, dead* I caught these two snooping around. They wanted toi killed.
Papillon: Thank you.
Moss: Mind if toi take me to the rest of your group?
Papillon: Follow me. *Walks back to Andre, and Louis*
Louis: *Hears bushes rustling, and aims his fusil, carabine at them*
Papillon: Hold your fire, it's me with a friend.
Moss: Pleased to meet you.
Andre: Who are you?
Moss: The name is Moss. I killed those bounty hunters for you.
Louis: *Staring at Moss' facepaint*
Moss: toi like it?
Louis: Yeah.
Moss: I did too when I got it. I was drunk. Now let's get toi three a boat. Gather as much bamboo as toi can, and we can make a raft. I'll get some rope to tie it all together. We have until sunset. If we finish in time, toi can go to an island four miles north of here. There are some ponies that can give toi another boat. One that's reliable.
At sunset, the radeau was complete, and papillon rode it with Louis, and Andre to the island Moss told them about.
2 B continued
Alright..
So I found this bizarre MLP story.
That ruins some of my favori character Twilight and AppleJack, par using the theme of INCEST..
Fuckin incest! Why dose that even excist!?
I thought I stopped having to deal with fuckin incest after no longer lire Alpha & Omega stories.
But nope.
Even my little poney has it.
Just ask Friendship is Witchcraft.
This story is about Twilight and AppleJack switching minds, so I guess in a way it's not incest, but, my mind will forever KNOW it is.
Anyway..
don't EVER read this story.
But if toi really have to,
Afried your on your own for finding it..
So I found this bizarre MLP story.
That ruins some of my favori character Twilight and AppleJack, par using the theme of INCEST..
Fuckin incest! Why dose that even excist!?
I thought I stopped having to deal with fuckin incest after no longer lire Alpha & Omega stories.
But nope.
Even my little poney has it.
Just ask Friendship is Witchcraft.
This story is about Twilight and AppleJack switching minds, so I guess in a way it's not incest, but, my mind will forever KNOW it is.
Anyway..
don't EVER read this story.
But if toi really have to,
Afried your on your own for finding it..
AT RESTURANT:
Trixie: I'm glad your finally over AppleJack.. Who needed her anyway. She didn't get you.. toi need someone who 'dose' get you.. Someone who knew toi your whole life.
Saten: toi mean Derpy?
Trixie: Well.. Sure.. Derpy.. But I meant some 'else' who knew toi your entire life, and always had a thing for you.. Who knows.. She might be sitting in front of you.
Saten: (obviously) I honestly have no idea what your going on about Trixie. But your voice is soothing, and strangely I feel better.. (happily) Thanks, toi always such a great friend.
Trixie: (sighs) Sure... Friend
Saten: (gets up) Anyway. I gotta go.. Sorry again for trying to kill you, last time we were here.
Trixie: (shrugs) toi were drunk.
Saten: If it makes toi feel better. I'm really trying to cut back on alcohol.
Trixie: I sincerely doubt that.. But if toi say.
Saten: (leaves)
Trixie: (sighs) Guess Trixie's paying again..
Trixie: I'm glad your finally over AppleJack.. Who needed her anyway. She didn't get you.. toi need someone who 'dose' get you.. Someone who knew toi your whole life.
Saten: toi mean Derpy?
Trixie: Well.. Sure.. Derpy.. But I meant some 'else' who knew toi your entire life, and always had a thing for you.. Who knows.. She might be sitting in front of you.
Saten: (obviously) I honestly have no idea what your going on about Trixie. But your voice is soothing, and strangely I feel better.. (happily) Thanks, toi always such a great friend.
Trixie: (sighs) Sure... Friend
Saten: (gets up) Anyway. I gotta go.. Sorry again for trying to kill you, last time we were here.
Trixie: (shrugs) toi were drunk.
Saten: If it makes toi feel better. I'm really trying to cut back on alcohol.
Trixie: I sincerely doubt that.. But if toi say.
Saten: (leaves)
Trixie: (sighs) Guess Trixie's paying again..