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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block, where a group of ponies that are Friends live on the same block in Ponyville. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering*
Master Sword & Tom: *Standing in front of a house*
Master Sword: salut everypony.
Audience: *Clapping*
Tom: toi know what? We need a new intro. The one we have is too boring.
Master Sword: But we're not allowed to change it after we finish three seasons.
Tom: Then to hell with this show. I'm going to quit.
Audience: *Booing*
Master Sword: toi were supposed to make them laugh toi idiot!
Tom: You're calling me an idiot? You're the one that got a zero on your english test!
Audience: *Stop booing, and laugh*
Tom: See? They laughed. *Looking at audience* Good ponies. Who wants a special treat?
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: They aren't dogs.
Tom: Well I wish they were. I wouldn't mind being a dog. Now, for today's crossover parody, we got Welcome Back Potter.
Master Sword; It combines Harry Potter with a TV montrer from the 70's. toi probably never heard of it, but it's called Welcome Back Kotter.
Tom: Both were created par Warner Brothers, so I wouldn't be surprised if they hired assassins to kill us.
Audience: *Laughing*

Welcome Back Potter.

Starring Tom Foolery as Harry Potter
Snow Wonder as Ginny
Mortomis as Vinnie Barbarino
Cosmic arc en ciel as Freddie Washington
Master Sword as Juan Epstein
Saten Twist as Arnold Horshack
and Blaze as Severus Snape

Harry is in bed, sleeping suivant to Ginny.

Ginny: *Wakes up* Harry, it's time to go to school.
Harry: *Moaning* I don't want to go to school. I have to take a test!
Audience: *Laughing*
Ginny: You're a teacher. toi don't take tests. toi give them to students.
Harry: Who would've known that I'd be teaching at Hogwarts after graduating there ten years ago? *Gets out of bed* Ohhhhhh!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Ginny: What was that?
Harry: It was my step father's noise. He'd make that noise whenever he got out of bed. I think it was because Dudley kept jumping on his stomach.
Audience: *Laughing*
Harry: I cannot be jouer la comédie like somepony that abused me during my childhood.
Ginny: toi also can't be late for getting to Hogwarts.
Harry: Oh right! I gotta go! *Runs to trainstation*

When he got there, he saw the brick mur between platform 9, and 10.

Harry: Platform 9, and three quarters, here we go. *Runs into brick wall, and arrives on platform 9, and three quarters* Wait a minute. Where's the bloody train?
Station Master: It's down for repairs. That's why we created the Bonerijhogr, owhetuwahryo.
Audience: *Laughing*
Harry: *Looking at teleporter* toi mean a teleporter?
Station Master: No, it's the Bonerijhogr, owhetuwahryo.
Audience: *Laughing*
Harry: Who made up that name?
Station Master: I did.
Audience: *Laughing*

After going into the Bonerijhogr, owhetuwahryo-

Harry: Teleporter!

Oh, right, teleporter. Why don't we called it the Telepotter?

Audience: *Laughing*
Harry: I actually like that.

Okay, that's what we'll call it from now on. After going into the telepotter, Harry got to Hogwarts, and began teaching his class.

Harry: Okay, I see we got four new students that moved all the way here from Brooklyn. Please introduce yourselves.
Vinnie: What?
Audience: *Laughing*
Harry: I a dit please introduce yourself to the class.
Vinnie: Where?
Audience: *Laughing*
Harry: Forget it, just tell me your name.
Vinnie: My name? Well toi probably know me as John Travolta..
Audience: *Laughing*
Vinnie: But my name is Vinnie Barbarino.
Audience: *Clapping*
Harry: Okay, how about your friend sitting suivant to you?
Vinnie: That's Freddie Washington.
Freddie: *Looking at Harry* Hi there.
Audience: *Laughing*
Harry: Yeah, hi there. I don't see why this is funny, because we have to learn a lot of spells, so let's have the other two transfer students introduce theirselves.
Juan: *Stands up, and faces the students* Juan Luis Pedro Fellipo De Huevos Epstein.
Audience: *Laughing*
Harry: Would toi mind saying that slower?
Juan: What's that supposed to mean?
Harry: Forget it. *Looking at Arnold* You, introduce yourself to the class.
Arnold: Hello. I'm Arnold Horshack. *Laughs*

His laughing sounded like a horse with a soar throat.

Audience: *Laughing*
Harry: Okay, now let's learn some new spells.
Vinnie: Oh, I got one. *Waving wand* Up your nose with a garden hose.
Audience: *Laughing*
Harry: Oh no...

Harry then shouted so loud that it was heard from the moon.

Nightmare Moon: I feel your pain. I want to be heard par everypony too.
Audience: *Laughing*

The End

On the suivant part of this episode, we get introduced to yet another new character. It's Astrel Sky from Darange.
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Fluttershy (throws down gun and back to normal cute self): There.. They're dead.. We saved Christmas.. We get a wish.. Anything toi guys wanna wishful?

Saten [thinks]: Yeah.. There is.

The lions' cave. Some magic revives the mother lion.

Mother Lion: Wha - Oh my, what happened?



Cubs: Mommy! (they hug her)

Saten (watching with the girls) [relieved]: Oh, good.




Trixie: Man.. This was fucked up Christmas..

Saten: Yeah.. But still beat thanksgiving with Derpy's crazy boyfriend.



Master Sword: I've been waiting for this all year.. (pulls out the turkey) Giving toi people the bird.

Saten: Oh.. (hand goes to the turkey) Looks so go- AH! SHIT!

Sword: (stabbed the hand with large fork) Neh uh.. Not til we say grace.






END OF EPISODE 2:

I like assuming Sword is a fan favorite. For his comedic insanity. Smilar to Trevor Phillips, but a lessor extent..

But who knows. He probably isn't..
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Notes: My Little poney is owned par Hasbro and created par Lauren Faust. This is a story that I wrote for both Fanfiction.net and Fanpop. I hope that toi enjoy and comment.

Twilight Sparkle, Spike, and Starlight Glimmer hanged out with Rarity. Rarity gave Twilight Sparkle some fancy capes that she designed for Twilight to wear at fancy events. Starlight Glimmer noticed that Spike kept staring at Rarity and drooling. Rarity oddly didn't notice that.

Twilight a dit "Thanks Rarity. These outfits will be shown off at the suivant Grand Galloping Galla."

Rarity a dit "I look vers l'avant, vers l’avant to that. I hope that Trenderhoof...
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Source: Me, since I used poney Creator Full Version for her pose, and drew and colored her kart in Photoshop.
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Smoky Joe
Smoky Joe
Pinkie Pie was with Twilight Sparkle standing in front of Carousel Botique.

Twilight: It's a shame that happened to arc en ciel Dash.
Pinkie Pie: Now who's going to do her job?
Celestia: *Falls down from the sky*

Song: link

Twilight: *Nervous* Uh,, hi Princess?
Celestia: *Drunk* Hello Twilight!!! *Looks at her mane* it's moving par itself, that's creepy!
Pinkie Pie: Celestia, did toi get intoxicated again?
Celestia: What? Pinkie shame on you. *Moves vers l'avant, vers l’avant without moving a single part of her body* Whoa! *Laughing*
Pinkie Pie: Uh, over here Princess.
Celestia: *Turns around* Of course toi are. Okay,...
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Saten: There we are my dear..

Twilight: toi sure this the right house?

Saten: Only one way to find out (knocks on the front door).

Spike: Uh, it's not too late to forget I opened my big mouth.

Twilight: No, Spike, I'm glad toi opened your big mouth. These ponies have probably been suffering ever since I left. Wondering why their supposed friend would treat them so badly!

Saten: (looking bored) Sure, whatever..

Twilight: Minuette?

Minuette: Twilight Sparkle!.. (laughs cutely) toi old so-and-so! What are toi doing here?! Hey, Spike!...

Saten: (in head) Oh god, she's hotter than I remember.

Saten: What...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Saten Twist's car
Saten Twist's car
Theme Song: link

Master Sword: Come on Tom, let's go meet the others.
Tom: Right behind you.
Double Scoop: *Standing on rue corner*
Aina: *Runs out of her house*
Sunny: Hey, wait for me. *Flying in the middle of the street*
Saten Twist: *Polishing his chain saw, but stops to go meet the others*
Pleiades: *Arrives at corner*
Mortomis: *Standing suivant to Double Scoop*
Tom: plus ponies!!
Snow Wonder: *Arrives in a brand new Corvette*
Cosmic Rainbow: *Flies from the clouds*
Heartsong: *Climbs out of a manhole*
Annie: *Arrives on a bicycle*
Blaze: *Flies out of a house window, and lands suivant to...
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Fluttershy has a cool costume.
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My Little Poney
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
So far, Louis wrote his letter about Hawkeye, Stylo, and Orion. Now he was écriture about the rest of the ponies he knew.

Percy, and Jeff don't talk much, but they get their jobs done very well. They fix track, toi see? And nopony has done a better job then those two so far. They could even fix the track during an earthquake, but you'll never believe what they did yesterday. Those two had to get a freight car back on the tracks, and they did it with stones. Here's what happened.

Metal Gloss: *Looking at derailed car* This is not good.
Percy: It's nothing serious. Watch, toi get back in your...
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