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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block, where a group of ponies that are Friends live on the same block in Ponyville. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering*
Master Sword & Tom: *Standing in front of a house*
Master Sword: salut everypony.
Audience: *Clapping*
Tom: toi know what? We need a new intro. The one we have is too boring.
Master Sword: But we're not allowed to change it after we finish three seasons.
Tom: Then to hell with this show. I'm going to quit.
Audience: *Booing*
Master Sword: toi were supposed to make them laugh toi idiot!
Tom: You're calling me an idiot? You're the one that got a zero on your english test!
Audience: *Stop booing, and laugh*
Tom: See? They laughed. *Looking at audience* Good ponies. Who wants a special treat?
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: They aren't dogs.
Tom: Well I wish they were. I wouldn't mind being a dog. Now, for today's crossover parody, we got Welcome Back Potter.
Master Sword; It combines Harry Potter with a TV montrer from the 70's. toi probably never heard of it, but it's called Welcome Back Kotter.
Tom: Both were created par Warner Brothers, so I wouldn't be surprised if they hired assassins to kill us.
Audience: *Laughing*

Welcome Back Potter.

Starring Tom Foolery as Harry Potter
Snow Wonder as Ginny
Mortomis as Vinnie Barbarino
Cosmic arc en ciel as Freddie Washington
Master Sword as Juan Epstein
Saten Twist as Arnold Horshack
and Blaze as Severus Snape

Harry is in bed, sleeping suivant to Ginny.

Ginny: *Wakes up* Harry, it's time to go to school.
Harry: *Moaning* I don't want to go to school. I have to take a test!
Audience: *Laughing*
Ginny: You're a teacher. toi don't take tests. toi give them to students.
Harry: Who would've known that I'd be teaching at Hogwarts after graduating there ten years ago? *Gets out of bed* Ohhhhhh!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Ginny: What was that?
Harry: It was my step father's noise. He'd make that noise whenever he got out of bed. I think it was because Dudley kept jumping on his stomach.
Audience: *Laughing*
Harry: I cannot be jouer la comédie like somepony that abused me during my childhood.
Ginny: toi also can't be late for getting to Hogwarts.
Harry: Oh right! I gotta go! *Runs to trainstation*

When he got there, he saw the brick mur between platform 9, and 10.

Harry: Platform 9, and three quarters, here we go. *Runs into brick wall, and arrives on platform 9, and three quarters* Wait a minute. Where's the bloody train?
Station Master: It's down for repairs. That's why we created the Bonerijhogr, owhetuwahryo.
Audience: *Laughing*
Harry: *Looking at teleporter* toi mean a teleporter?
Station Master: No, it's the Bonerijhogr, owhetuwahryo.
Audience: *Laughing*
Harry: Who made up that name?
Station Master: I did.
Audience: *Laughing*

After going into the Bonerijhogr, owhetuwahryo-

Harry: Teleporter!

Oh, right, teleporter. Why don't we called it the Telepotter?

Audience: *Laughing*
Harry: I actually like that.

Okay, that's what we'll call it from now on. After going into the telepotter, Harry got to Hogwarts, and began teaching his class.

Harry: Okay, I see we got four new students that moved all the way here from Brooklyn. Please introduce yourselves.
Vinnie: What?
Audience: *Laughing*
Harry: I a dit please introduce yourself to the class.
Vinnie: Where?
Audience: *Laughing*
Harry: Forget it, just tell me your name.
Vinnie: My name? Well toi probably know me as John Travolta..
Audience: *Laughing*
Vinnie: But my name is Vinnie Barbarino.
Audience: *Clapping*
Harry: Okay, how about your friend sitting suivant to you?
Vinnie: That's Freddie Washington.
Freddie: *Looking at Harry* Hi there.
Audience: *Laughing*
Harry: Yeah, hi there. I don't see why this is funny, because we have to learn a lot of spells, so let's have the other two transfer students introduce theirselves.
Juan: *Stands up, and faces the students* Juan Luis Pedro Fellipo De Huevos Epstein.
Audience: *Laughing*
Harry: Would toi mind saying that slower?
Juan: What's that supposed to mean?
Harry: Forget it. *Looking at Arnold* You, introduce yourself to the class.
Arnold: Hello. I'm Arnold Horshack. *Laughs*

His laughing sounded like a horse with a soar throat.

Audience: *Laughing*
Harry: Okay, now let's learn some new spells.
Vinnie: Oh, I got one. *Waving wand* Up your nose with a garden hose.
Audience: *Laughing*
Harry: Oh no...

Harry then shouted so loud that it was heard from the moon.

Nightmare Moon: I feel your pain. I want to be heard par everypony too.
Audience: *Laughing*

The End

On the suivant part of this episode, we get introduced to yet another new character. It's Astrel Sky from Darange.
Several minutes after beating up Diamond Tiara, cidre fort, applejack went back to her family's place.

granny smith: A.J. I just got a call from the cops saying that toi beat up a filly.
Applejack: She made fun of Applebloom, and beat up a police officer.
granny smith: Well that doesn't mean toi can beat the crap out of them.
Applejack: Yeah it does.

A few minutes after talking with granny smith, things got out of hand.

Rarity: Why am I here?
Applejack: Just keep an eye on them *floors it*
Applebloom: Applejack?! Where ya goin?
Applejack: *drives toward toll booth*
toll pony: 2 bits.
Applejack: *pays toll*...
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 Pintail behind armoured car
Pintail behind armoured car
As Scootaloo went towards the house, General Sky Night motioned for Green Flame to go to the side of the house and enter through the broken window. 
Then Night signaled Scootaloo to go to the right and break open the door in the back. ,"I'll wait behind the car sir" Pin Tail told Sky. ,"alright but be ready" the general whispered to Pin. 
As the two took their positions and. Began entering, Scootaloo broke the door with a loud bang causing the insane poney in the seconde story to take out his heavy machine gun and open feu at the armored car. 
Bullets hit the car alerting the ponies inside to déplacer the tourelle and return fire. Pin Tail got out his bolt-action fusil, carabine and pulled back the bolt then pressed it back in and fired a shot near the window frame missing the enemy gun par a few feet. 
Discord chuckled. "With Celestia out of the way, I can finally claim what's rightfully mine." He stood in the center of what used to be Ponyville and admired his handiwork. He chuckled evilly. "Aw, all this beautiful chaos." He made a glass magically appear, grabbed a chocolat rain cloud, squeezed it, and chocolat lait came into the glass. As he threw the nuage to the ground, he took a sip from the glass.

-Meanwhile, In the Canterlot Maze-
You are trapped in the maze! Discord has taken away your horn and/or wings. toi need to find your way out, find Twilight and her friends, get them harmonized again, and stop Discord ou else Equestria shall remain in chaos forever!
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Red Rose From CrazyWriterLady

Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 35

The Sherman On Sherman Hill

February 1, 1954

Although it was 34 degrees farenheit, the sun was shining in Cheyenne, and the sky was clear from clouds.

Hawkeye: *Playing poker with Stylo* Alright, I'll put in three dollars.
Stylo: *Puts in three...
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added by NocturnalMirage
Source: EQD, joyreactor
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added by NocturnalMirage
Source: EQD, joyreactor, tumblr, deviantart
posted by KendiKens
Glitter:Grandpa,can toi tell me your stories?
Captain Moon Glade:Well,my little one,I will tell toi my real life story.......
Sailor nr.1:Captain,a ship is coming near us.It's full of weapons!
Captain:Shoot them!
Sailor:But....
Captain:Shoot!
Sailor:Okay!Everypony,get your weapons.This is going to be a hard fight.
Captain:*gets weapon*Today,we may die,but we will die with glory.Now,who is with me?
All:We are.
Captain:I don't hear you!
All:We are!*claps*
Captain:Lets go!!
Then,the war started.My little one,I was saved par a Rebelle sailor.He was my best friend.
Glitter:But,what happened to him?
Moon Glade:Oh,no,no,no,no,no,no!He...
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Reuses Saten's speech from SEASON 2, for when Saten explains his own childhood..

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Saten: (confused) Mother!?.. I.. You.. How can?.. (shouts) WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON!?

Maddy: Trixie Lulamoon was doing an performance at the town I was staying it.. She's certainly grown into an attractive young woman hadn't she?

Saten: Well... Yes, but what dose tha-

Maddy: I went to talk to her, asked if she remembered me.. Long story short she did.. But she wasn't too thrilled it.

Saten: D -Did toi hurt her!?

Maddy: What kind of question is that?

Saten:...
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added by wae2131
Source: witness files
posted by Canada24
Since the stories were so popular.. I'm trying to make sequel to THE STORY OF DITTO:

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Ganger looked up as he was laying down, but the room was pitch black and all he sawglowing the figures, glowing eyes.

"Who are you!?" Ganger asked.

"It dosen't matter who I am. What matters is that nobody can find you, my friend" the voice said, evily.

"WHEN I GET OF THIS YOUR GOI-

"Afraid your not going anywhere darling" a dit a newer voice, female this time, and the shadowy figure seemed the size of Celestia, maybe even bigger. And like the other figure,...
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Source: Original Owners (NOT ME!!)
posted by Seanthehedgehog
cul, ass cul, ass Inn

Audience: *Laughing*

Starring arc en ciel Dash as Marisa Sayers
Double Scoop as Lloyd
Saten Twist as Mercury
Pleiades as Joanna
Master Sword as George
Mortomis as Ranger
Cosmic arc en ciel as Donovan
Blaze as Richard

Idea for this skit par Purrloinedlove.

Mercury was sitting with Marisa at a table.

Mercury: I've been looking vers l'avant, vers l’avant to this for a long time Ms. Sayers.
Marisa: Me too.
Mercury: It's about time we got in lit together.
Marisa: I agree.
Mercury: And once we get in bed, I'm gonna roast marshmallows, sing campfire songs, and play parcheesi with you.
Audience: *Laughing*
Marisa:...
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Source: original owners, EQD, tumblr, joycreator
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Source: EQD, joyreactor
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