My Little Poney Article: The Adventures Of arc en ciel Dash Episode 9

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The Adventures Of arc en ciel Dash Episode 9

posted by Seanthehedgehog

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Seanthehedgehog Presents

The Adventures Of arc en ciel Dash

Starring the fastest pegasus in all of Equestria, arc en ciel Dash

Her German sidekick, Pinkie Pie

The main villian, Discord

Discord's sidekicks: Screwball, Karl, and Kyle

Episode 9

Who Pulled The Trigger?

Discord was in his secret lair, wondering how to get back at arc en ciel Dash.

Discord: I can't understand it. No matter what I do to defeat her, it fails.
Karl: Well, shouldn't toi be Friends with her already?
Kyle: Yeah. You're Friends with her in the My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic show.
Discord: It's just a show. This is real life. I can't be a good guy in real life. Causing chaos is what I do best in reality.
Karl: Well, what's your suivant plan?
Discord: I don't know why I never thought of it before, but I decided to shoot her.
Kyle: I can think of hundreds of reasons why toi never thought of that before.
Discord: Oh shut up. Where's Screwball?
Screwball: *Appears out of nowhere* I'm right here sir.
Discord: Where were you?
Screwball: toi told me to clean all of the hallways in this building. Maybe it's time for a smaller HQ.
Kyle: No way. We made plans to get a new bowling alley.
Karl: And an arcade.
Screwball: All that in this place? It's out of the question.
Discord: Enough! This is the first attempt that I'm going to make on defeating arc en ciel Dash, par using a gun.
Karl: It ain't gonna work.
Discord: Try me.

Meanwhile in Ponyville

arc en ciel Dash: toi ready Pinkie Pie?
Pinkie Pie: *Carrying an air soft gun* Jawohl!
arc en ciel Dash: Speak English please.
Pinkie Pie: Okay, I'm ready. *Aiming air soft gun*
arc en ciel Dash: feu away. *Flying fast*
Pinkie Pie: *Shooting air soft bullets at arc en ciel Dash*
arc en ciel Dash: *Dodging bullets*
Pinkie Pie: *Shoots arc en ciel Dash*
arc en ciel Dash: Ah! *Lands on ground*
Pinkie Pie: toi can't fight anypony with a gun if toi can't dodge the bullets.
arc en ciel Dash: Don't remind me. Why do they call it air soft when it's not soft at all?
Discord: *Arrives with a gun* Hello Dashie. I see you've been practicing on avoiding gunshots.
arc en ciel Dash: What do toi want?
Discord: To kill you.
arc en ciel Dash: Oh no toi don't. *Hits gun out of Discord's grip*
Pinkie Pie: *Grabs gun*
arc en ciel Dash: Get that thing out of here, and call the cops.
Pinkie Pie: Jawohl Regenbogen Strich *Runs away*
arc en ciel Dash: She just a dit my entire name in German.
Discord: That's nice, but not the fact that toi got rid of my gun. toi know what I'm gonna do now?
arc en ciel Dash: What?

Discord was about to coup de poing her, but just as he swung his arm towards her, she ducked, and missed Discord missed her.

arc en ciel Dash: Nice try. *Kicks Discord*
Discord: Oh. *Kneeling on ground, then he punches arc en ciel Dash*
arc en ciel Dash: Ah!
Discord: *Pushes her to the ground*
arc en ciel Dash: *Kicks Discord off of herself*
Discord: Very clever. Very clever indeed.
arc en ciel Dash: *Gets back up, and punches Discord* toi failed to defeat me yet again.
Discord: Oh, but I haven't been defeated yet. Even though things have not gone quite the way I planned them, I will defeat you.
arc en ciel Dash: Yeah, right. *Gets shot with a sleeping dart*
Karl: I got her!
Discord: Excellent. *Looking at dart* Wait a minute. I told toi to get poison darts, not sleeping darts!
Karl: Sorry sir. Maybe we can take her to our base of operations, and kill her there.
Discord: Yes indeed. That way, no one will find the body.

Pinkie Pie soon arrived with the police.

Police Ponies: *Looking at arc en ciel Dash* She's dead.
arc en ciel Dash: *Wakes up* Who's dead?
Discord: The plan failed, run! *Running away*
Karl: *Escapes*
Police Ponies: Oh no toi don't. *Chasing Discord*
Pinkie Pie: Are toi alright?
arc en ciel Dash: I thought he was going to kill me for a moment.
Pinkie Pie: Kill you? You're too tough to be killed.
arc en ciel Dash: True.
Bulk Biceps: *Appears out of nowhere* I challenge toi to a wrestling match!
arc en ciel Dash: *Very scared, and whispers* mommy?

The end.

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Octavia Unchained part 9

posted by Seanthehedgehog

After killing the ponies in the KKK, Octavia was finished with all her jobs.

Octavia: What does this mean?
Dexter: toi have done a good job helping me out, and toi have completed everything.
Octavia: What now?
Dexter: Now we help toi get a job. And if anyone tries to take toi as their slave, take this *gives phone number to Octavia* It's my phone number. toi just call me, and I'll be right there.
Octavia: Thank you.
Dexter: toi know, there is one thing we could do together.
Octavia: What's that?
Dexter: Have a concert together?
Octavia: Ok.

The two ponies got a few Friends to rejoindre their band for...

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My jour as Pinkie Pie!

posted by _Laugh_

So, as most of toi all know, I dressed up as Pinkie Pie for a project at school. My class, dressed as their favori character from a children TV show/book, had to hang out with the little kids for a WHOLE day. We had to act EXACTLY like our character, and believe me, being Pinkie Pie for 7 hours ain't easy.

I would sing 2 songs every hour. I ate so many cupcakes for lunch. I couldn't even talk to my friends, it's part of the project, if you're out of character, toi loose points. I had to talk in a squeaky voice. I had to deal with kids crying. But anyways, I wanted to share some of my favorite...

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Blazin' Blue Meets Sapphire Scorch-Part 2-Blue and Scorch Together

posted by Dragon-88

Luna is impressed at how Blazin' didn't let his shyness get in the way. She wants to know how he became populaire so quickly...

Luna is impressed at how Blazin' didn't let his shyness get in the way. She wants to know how he became popular so quickly...

So the story continues with Blazin' and Scorch getting plus time together as they learn about all the residents in Ponyville as well as the locations. Pinkie Pie sees them, and thinks he is replacing her as one of his Friends with Scorch......

Sapphire: Only one place I haven't found yet. Where the foins, hay is Carousel Boutique? I can't seem to find it on this map! I guess that's why my mom never trusted maps....

Blazin': Have toi tried looking for a boutique that looks like a carousel?

Sapphire: Where? Oh.....Silly me. It's right there. I have trouble recognizing things sometimes.

Blazin': I heard that...

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Hedgehog In Ponyville 8 part 17

posted by Seanthehedgehog

arc en ciel Dash was going as fast as she could to catch up with the others

Twilight: *appears out of nowhere* Man, your moves are impressive. But they aren't good enough *swings sword toward Dash*
Rainbow Dash: *blocks attack*
Twilight: *grabs part of wall*
Rainbow Dash: *about to attack*
Twilight: *blocks attack* Prepare to die *throws part of mur toward Dash*
Rainbow Dash: *dodges wall* Ha!! *swings sword toward Twilight*
Twilight: *dodges, and hits arc en ciel Dash*

Later, at the seconde floor radio room

Radio operator: *listening to music*
Sean: *walks up*
Cadence: *sees operator*
Sean: We'll go par that room....

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Hedgehog In Ponyville 8 part 12

posted by Seanthehedgehog

After leaving the shed, me, and Shredder spotted three trucks arriving at a cable car station par our position.

Nazis: *open doors* Move.
Diamond Tiara & Silverspoon: *get out of truck*
Sean: This way. *walks to station*
Shredder: *Follows*
Sean: *climbs ladder*
Diamond Tiara: *walks to cable car*
Silverspoon: *follows*
Nazi captain: Yes, Captain Mulloch with two prisoners.
Cable car operator: Alright. *moves cable car*

At the haut, retour au début of the station Diamond Tiara was at, I was waiting for the cable car to go.

Sean: *gets on roof of cable car*
Shredder: *gets on*
Sean: *kneels*
Shredder: *sits*

Inside the...

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The last solstice - Chapter 27: Time

posted by NocturnalMirage

The last solstice

Chapter 27: Time

A few hours later, Nocturnal Mirage was lying on his back beside the Princess, observing the twinkling stars on the cobalt sky from her balcony. The night was cold, their breaths were visible, but Celestia's body was radiating with an unusual, strong warmness, heating up the air in a small radius, like the flames of an intimate campfire.

“You know, every time I look at those beautiful stars, I wonder what's up there...” Mirage broke the quietness after some time.

“Indeed.” Celestia replied softly. “Everypony who took the time to gaze at Luna's work...

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Silver Tune's Story 5

posted by _MockingJay_

Everypony stared at Silver Tune as she walked up the stairs. Silver Tune was very mad and sad at the same time. She saw a stallion approach to her. The stallion had a rope.

Stallion: salut loser.
ST: *rolls eyes* Please, leave me alone.
Stallion: Here. *hands rope to ST*
ST: What's this for?
Stallion: For toi to go hang yourself, duh. *laughs*
ST: *frowns* toi don't know what I've been through.
Stallion: *shouts* DRRAAMMAA!!!
ST: *looks down*
Ponies: *laugh*

Silver Tune grabbed her livres from her locker and went straight to Science class. She sat in the back of the class alone. Everypony stared at...

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The Seven Up's part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Two police officers walked to the police cheif. Buddy was near getting a cup of water

Cop 1: Sir, we need to talk to you.
Cheif: What is it?
Cop 2: What those seven up's did was not how we do police work.
Cheif: toi two bastards have been saying that for the last 23 times now. Give it a rest.
Buddy: *walks to cheif*
Cheif: Ignore them Buddy, toi did fantastic.
Buddy: Yeah. They're just jealous. *goes to seven up's room*
Sigmund: Hey. What's good Bud?
Click-Clack: I don't understand how he lives in Manehattan, but likes the Oakland Raiders.
Buddy: I'm telling you, they're the best football team in...

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Ponyville Military Ch. 3

posted by Dragon4322

"Well of coarse they do"

Our helicopter arrived at a good spot so we set up camp and then later went to sleep. Except for me and Chrysalis because the both of us didn't really like to sleep. So instead we whispered commentaires back and forth about opinions, wondering how our fans are back home. I asked my friend ,"Do toi think the fans miss us?" she looked at me with surprise and a dit ,"Well of coarse they do" and so i smiled at her comment. ,"Hey Chrysalis?.." I asked silently. My friend replied ,"Yes?" I asked her ,"What is it like to be a changeling?"Chrysalis responded par saying ,"Well being a changeling is no different from being a regular poney except our legs have holes in them and our wings are a little different also". I was interested in my best friend's perspective thinking that they aren't much different.

"Well being a changeling is no different

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Ponies On The Rails Episode 6 part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Running from Chicagoat to San Franciscolt is a railroad called the Union Pacific. It's the largest railroad in the United States, and is run par thousands of ponies. This is the story of some of those ponies that run the rails, aka railroading.

Episode 6: Percy's "Finest" Hour

May 21, 1951

You already know this, but bare with me. Percy fixes tracks on the Union Pacific. He usually works with his best friend Jeff, but today that would change.

Percy: *walks along station*
Pete: Percy, I have some bad news.
Percy: What is it?
Pete: Jeff isn't feeling well, and took the jour off. So we got toi another...

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The last solstice - Chapter 24: Trust

posted by NocturnalMirage

The last solstice

Chapter 24: Trust

That’s it! toi have to do this! Nocturnal Mirage thought to himself.

Three days have passed since the unfortunate stargazing and during that time, Celestia remained unreachable. The royal blue stallion spent countless hours at her door, trying to get in touch with her again, and despite his reassuring and convincing words, nothing seemed to work. Remorse overwhelmed his soul like an icy flood and fear started to build up in his mind as he kept thinking about the consequences of his failure. He tried his best to correct the mistake he made, but to no avail....

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Trip to Cantorlot part 3: first time in Cantorlot ruined

posted by pookafusmcgee

salut ppl! My last part was uh... Well I didt write it has well. So if this one is the same way just tell me becuae I'm trying to be the best writer I can! Thx for all the support and seanthehedgehog I'm sorry bout Bartholomew!!! I feel so bad :...(

"Oh hello princess!" Red rose a dit has she hastily put down her head so the princess could not see her face turning red. Coffee cream put down her head and rolled her eyes "I told you, toi can't say those things in puplic anymore!"

Rose lifted her head and have an awkward smile "uh, what I a dit back their i didt really mean it. I Just uh was, well you...

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Ponies On The Rails episode 5 part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Running from Chicagoat to San Franciscolt is a railroad called the Union Pacific. It's the largest railroad in the United States, and is run par thousands of ponies. This is the story of some of those ponies that run the rails, aka railroading.

Episode 5: War pony

May 15, 1951

The korean war has been going on for months. Everypony on the Union Pacific was doing their best to deliver supplies to Las Pegasus for use in the U.S military.

Gordon: *doing yard work*
Pete: Gordon, I have something for toi to do.
Gordon: Great! I'm doing a lot of that here.
Pete: I want toi to go to Las Pegasus.
Gordon:...

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Hedgehog In Ponyville 7 part 5

posted by Seanthehedgehog

The Nazi pilot was flying his airplane to the front of our train

Sean: He's going to bomb the tracks!! *goes to ladder*
Rainbow Dash: What are toi doing?
Sean: Shooting that plane down before he destroys the rails! *climbs to roof*
Nazi pilot: *flying to the front of train*
Sean: *shoots airplane*
Nazi pilot: *turns around*
Sean: *stands still*
Nazi Pilot: Auf wiedershen hedgehog! *about to shoot guns*
Sean: *grabs airplane*
Nazi pilot: Was ist das?!
Sean: *throws airplane away*
Nazi pilot: NEIN!! *crashes*
Twilight: Man, is he ok?
Sean: No *climbs down* I'm better then that. I'm great!
Mane 6: Alright!!...

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Chapter 12

posted by Canada24

The five mares finally approached where poor Twilight was being held.

but when they reached the door, it was trap, and they down a hole, and landed in the very cage area, we're Ganger, and possibly others, we're 'turned'.

"Well well, nice of toi to 'drop' in" Chrysalis mocked.

Rainbow and AppleJack both growled at her, like angry chiens almost.

"Haha, good seeing toi two ladies" Chrysalis mocked.

"Let us outta of her!" arc en ciel ordered.

"Haha. Ditto's right, toi ponies are cute when angry. But it's not gonna save you" Chrysalis replied.

"Some one say my name?" Ditto asked, coming into view.

"Oh Ditto....

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arc en ciel Dash Presents: A Crossover part 4

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Back at Sweet pomme Acres

RDP arc en ciel Dash: *wakes up* salut Applejack, where are we?
RDP Applejack: We're at Sweet pomme Acres still. Why are we strapped to chairs?
RDP arc en ciel Dash: I don't know.
Applebloom: arc en ciel Dash? Applejack? What's going on?
RDP arc en ciel Dash: Uhhh. Big Mac is on crack! He tied us to these chairs for no reason!!
Applebloom: I didn't know he was obsessed with broken sidewalks. Anyways I gotta get toi free *unties arc en ciel Dash*
RDP Applejack: Ok, now Dash untie me.
RDP arc en ciel Dash: Ok. *looks at rope* Uhhh. I'm not sure how to uh..
Applebloom: Seriously?
RDP arc en ciel Dash: *pushes...

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Nikki's Old Enemy: Part 4

posted by applejackrocks1

It started to rain..

Nikki: UGH! I hate them!!!!

A mare approached in front of Nikki...

???: Hi!
Nikki: Uhh..Hi?
???: toi hate Diamond Dancer too, huh?
Nikki: toi know her?
???: And hate her. I work for her.
Nikki: Really? What your name?
???: I'm Sugar Sprinkles. Nice to meet you.
Nikki: What do toi do for her?
Sugar: I'm her maid.
Nikki: I feel so bad for you.
Sugar: *giggles* What are toi doing out here? It's raining.
Nikki: The train broke down and stuff.
Sugar: Hmm..Well, would toi like to stay with me?
Nikki: *smiles* Really?
Sugar: Of course!
Nikki: Thank toi so much!
Sugar: No problem. Follow me.

A few...

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posted by karinabrony

''King Sombra must have gotten them!'' Twilight Sparkle said. ''You're right. toi must have to defeat him with your own power.'' Celestia said. They all nodded and ran out.

Nightmare Moon laughed and said, ''Now I will get to rule Equestria!''. King Sombra didn't care for anything as long as he got the crystal heart. He already had 1,000 crystals gathered.

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Scootaloo's Following Fear ch.6

posted by Dragon4322

the spotlight

My sister and I left Twilight's house and went back to our house. I slowly crawled into lit when arc en ciel Dash came in and a dit ,"Goodnight Scootaloo please go to sleep" she told me with a smile ,"Okay Dash I will" i told her. arc en ciel closed the door and turned all the lights out in the house. I stayed in my lit for a few plus minutes and then silently crept out of my bed. i looked out the hall to make sure lights weren't on. Slowly hoof par hoof I made it to our back door and opened it quietly. I kept moving towards our back fence but at that moment a bright spotlight turned right on my body....

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Grudge - Chapter 1: The mare in the storm

posted by NocturnalMirage

Grudge

Chapter 1: The mare in the storm

A bright lightning bolt slit through the obsidian sky as the storm continued to assault the windows of the small tavern vehemently. The mare looked around in the premise. Gloomy candle light originated from the only chandelier on the ceiling. The air was stuffy; filled with the mixture of beer, cider, sweat, smoke and candle wax. Pale, worn out pictures hung on the wall. Worn out wooden tables. Worn out faces…

A frown appeared on the mare’s face, but nopony noticed, because she wore a brown peignoir, robe which covered her entire body; only her muzzle was visible...