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Seanthehedgehog Presents

The Adventures Of arc en ciel Dash

Starring the fastest pegasus in all of Equestria, arc en ciel Dash

Her German sidekick, Pinkie Pie

The main villian, Discord

Discord's sidekicks: Screwball, Karl, and Kyle

Episode 9

Who Pulled The Trigger?

Discord was in his secret lair, wondering how to get back at arc en ciel Dash.

Discord: I can't understand it. No matter what I do to defeat her, it fails.
Karl: Well, shouldn't toi be Friends with her already?
Kyle: Yeah. You're Friends with her in the My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic show.
Discord: It's just a show. This is real life. I can't be a good guy in real life. Causing chaos is what I do best in reality.
Karl: Well, what's your suivant plan?
Discord: I don't know why I never thought of it before, but I decided to shoot her.
Kyle: I can think of hundreds of reasons why toi never thought of that before.
Discord: Oh shut up. Where's Screwball?
Screwball: *Appears out of nowhere* I'm right here sir.
Discord: Where were you?
Screwball: toi told me to clean all of the hallways in this building. Maybe it's time for a smaller HQ.
Kyle: No way. We made plans to get a new bowling alley.
Karl: And an arcade.
Screwball: All that in this place? It's out of the question.
Discord: Enough! This is the first attempt that I'm going to make on defeating arc en ciel Dash, par using a gun.
Karl: It ain't gonna work.
Discord: Try me.

Meanwhile in Ponyville

arc en ciel Dash: toi ready Pinkie Pie?
Pinkie Pie: *Carrying an air soft gun* Jawohl!
arc en ciel Dash: Speak English please.
Pinkie Pie: Okay, I'm ready. *Aiming air soft gun*
arc en ciel Dash: feu away. *Flying fast*
Pinkie Pie: *Shooting air soft bullets at arc en ciel Dash*
arc en ciel Dash: *Dodging bullets*
Pinkie Pie: *Shoots arc en ciel Dash*
arc en ciel Dash: Ah! *Lands on ground*
Pinkie Pie: toi can't fight anypony with a gun if toi can't dodge the bullets.
arc en ciel Dash: Don't remind me. Why do they call it air soft when it's not soft at all?
Discord: *Arrives with a gun* Hello Dashie. I see you've been practicing on avoiding gunshots.
arc en ciel Dash: What do toi want?
Discord: To kill you.
arc en ciel Dash: Oh no toi don't. *Hits gun out of Discord's grip*
Pinkie Pie: *Grabs gun*
arc en ciel Dash: Get that thing out of here, and call the cops.
Pinkie Pie: Jawohl Regenbogen Strich *Runs away*
arc en ciel Dash: She just a dit my entire name in German.
Discord: That's nice, but not the fact that toi got rid of my gun. toi know what I'm gonna do now?
arc en ciel Dash: What?

Discord was about to coup de poing her, but just as he swung his arm towards her, she ducked, and missed Discord missed her.

arc en ciel Dash: Nice try. *Kicks Discord*
Discord: Oh. *Kneeling on ground, then he punches arc en ciel Dash*
arc en ciel Dash: Ah!
Discord: *Pushes her to the ground*
arc en ciel Dash: *Kicks Discord off of herself*
Discord: Very clever. Very clever indeed.
arc en ciel Dash: *Gets back up, and punches Discord* toi failed to defeat me yet again.
Discord: Oh, but I haven't been defeated yet. Even though things have not gone quite the way I planned them, I will defeat you.
arc en ciel Dash: Yeah, right. *Gets shot with a sleeping dart*
Karl: I got her!
Discord: Excellent. *Looking at dart* Wait a minute. I told toi to get poison darts, not sleeping darts!
Karl: Sorry sir. Maybe we can take her to our base of operations, and kill her there.
Discord: Yes indeed. That way, no one will find the body.

Pinkie Pie soon arrived with the police.

Police Ponies: *Looking at arc en ciel Dash* She's dead.
arc en ciel Dash: *Wakes up* Who's dead?
Discord: The plan failed, run! *Running away*
Karl: *Escapes*
Police Ponies: Oh no toi don't. *Chasing Discord*
Pinkie Pie: Are toi alright?
arc en ciel Dash: I thought he was going to kill me for a moment.
Pinkie Pie: Kill you? You're too tough to be killed.
arc en ciel Dash: True.
Bulk Biceps: *Appears out of nowhere* I challenge toi to a wrestling match!
arc en ciel Dash: *Very scared, and whispers* mommy?

The end.