Another day's work was completed for Bob. He was at his house, getting ready to meet Jerry.
Emily: Where are toi going?
Bob: I'm going to see Jerry. Remember, I told toi about this yesterday.
Emily: I don't like him.
Bob: Emily, just because Jerry is a new friend that I like doesn't mean toi have to hate him.
Emily: It's not that, but what happened two days ago, with toi not being with me, and Howard montrer up, and destroying the dîner I made. Then, Burt shows up-
Bob: Okay, really? Jerry had nothing to do with Burt's divorce.
Burt: *Arrives* What are the both of toi talking about?
Emily: Somepony that Bob is Friends with.
Bob: Look Emily, I really need to get going. He wants me to meet him at the zoo.
Burt: I l’amour zoos. May I come along?
Bob: No, but I'll take toi to the zoo another time. *Leaves apartment room*
Burt: How about that?
Emily: Bob is like that sometimes.
Bob took a taxi cab, and went to the zoo, where he was supposed to meet Jerry.
Bob: *Looking around*
Jerry: *Arrives in a brand new corvette*
Bob: *Looks inside car* Jerry?
Jerry: Yeah. What do toi think about this beauty?
Bob: Well, toi never told me about your interest in cars.
Jerry: toi never asked. Get in.
Bob: *Gets in*
Jerry: *Turns around on other side of road, and drives to his house*
Bob: So, what do toi want to do when we get to your place?
Jerry: A football game is gonna start in ten minutes. If we get to my house on time, we'll watch the game.
Bob: Good.
When they got to Jerry's apartment, Jerry's son was watching TV. He was a white eleven an old colt, with a brown mane, and tail that looked exactly like Big Mac's. On the TV was a commercial, where a mare was montrer a pair of dentures.
Mare: If toi wear a denture. Take this simple test. Press your tongue against it, like this. *Presses tongue against dentures* IT MOOOOOOVES!!!!! DO toi FEEL IT?!!!!? IT COULD HAPPEN TO ANYOOOOOOOONE!!!!!!
Jerry's Son: *Switches channel, but another commercial is playing*
Stallion: Do toi go on the internet a lot? Do toi hate seeing all the advertisements that pop up out of nowhere? Then, allow us to give toi our free services, with a new company we created called Spamdex. We do the opposite of what toi want us to do, and constantly make plus advertisements pop up on your computer. Spamdex always finds commercials that will...
*Replay when it gets to the ending, making toi get off the internet just to make it stop.
*Annoy you.
*Cost toi money. In fact, we collect one dollar a minute for every commercial toi watch.
Stallion: And the best thing is that we put a virus on your computer, so toi have to accept what we're doing. Is it illegal? Who cares? We'll do it anyway.
Jerry & Bob: *Walk into house*
Jerry: Hi son.
Jerry's Son: Dad, how's it going?
Jerry: Excellent. I'd like toi to meet a friend. His name is Bob.
Bob: Pleasure to meet you. What's your name?
Jerry's Son: Dylan.
Jerry: salut good, the game is on. It's like toi knew we were coming Dylan, thank you!
Bob: We got stuck behind red lights on the way over here.
Dylan: Got ya.
2 B continued
Emily: Where are toi going?
Bob: I'm going to see Jerry. Remember, I told toi about this yesterday.
Emily: I don't like him.
Bob: Emily, just because Jerry is a new friend that I like doesn't mean toi have to hate him.
Emily: It's not that, but what happened two days ago, with toi not being with me, and Howard montrer up, and destroying the dîner I made. Then, Burt shows up-
Bob: Okay, really? Jerry had nothing to do with Burt's divorce.
Burt: *Arrives* What are the both of toi talking about?
Emily: Somepony that Bob is Friends with.
Bob: Look Emily, I really need to get going. He wants me to meet him at the zoo.
Burt: I l’amour zoos. May I come along?
Bob: No, but I'll take toi to the zoo another time. *Leaves apartment room*
Burt: How about that?
Emily: Bob is like that sometimes.
Bob took a taxi cab, and went to the zoo, where he was supposed to meet Jerry.
Bob: *Looking around*
Jerry: *Arrives in a brand new corvette*
Bob: *Looks inside car* Jerry?
Jerry: Yeah. What do toi think about this beauty?
Bob: Well, toi never told me about your interest in cars.
Jerry: toi never asked. Get in.
Bob: *Gets in*
Jerry: *Turns around on other side of road, and drives to his house*
Bob: So, what do toi want to do when we get to your place?
Jerry: A football game is gonna start in ten minutes. If we get to my house on time, we'll watch the game.
Bob: Good.
When they got to Jerry's apartment, Jerry's son was watching TV. He was a white eleven an old colt, with a brown mane, and tail that looked exactly like Big Mac's. On the TV was a commercial, where a mare was montrer a pair of dentures.
Mare: If toi wear a denture. Take this simple test. Press your tongue against it, like this. *Presses tongue against dentures* IT MOOOOOOVES!!!!! DO toi FEEL IT?!!!!? IT COULD HAPPEN TO ANYOOOOOOOONE!!!!!!
Jerry's Son: *Switches channel, but another commercial is playing*
Stallion: Do toi go on the internet a lot? Do toi hate seeing all the advertisements that pop up out of nowhere? Then, allow us to give toi our free services, with a new company we created called Spamdex. We do the opposite of what toi want us to do, and constantly make plus advertisements pop up on your computer. Spamdex always finds commercials that will...
*Replay when it gets to the ending, making toi get off the internet just to make it stop.
*Annoy you.
*Cost toi money. In fact, we collect one dollar a minute for every commercial toi watch.
Stallion: And the best thing is that we put a virus on your computer, so toi have to accept what we're doing. Is it illegal? Who cares? We'll do it anyway.
Jerry & Bob: *Walk into house*
Jerry: Hi son.
Jerry's Son: Dad, how's it going?
Jerry: Excellent. I'd like toi to meet a friend. His name is Bob.
Bob: Pleasure to meet you. What's your name?
Jerry's Son: Dylan.
Jerry: salut good, the game is on. It's like toi knew we were coming Dylan, thank you!
Bob: We got stuck behind red lights on the way over here.
Dylan: Got ya.
2 B continued
Twilight and Fluttershy enter the tower.
"Hello is anypony home"? asked, Fluttershy.
"Look the staircase"! said, Twilight.
"Fluttershy toi keep guard up here while I'll go down the stairs" said, Twilight.
"Okay" whispered, Fluttershy.
"I better be careful I don't wanna fall again". said, Twilight." I hope Twilight is okay I don't want her to get hurt". whispered, Fluttershy.
(evil laughing)
Fluttershy "screams".
"Fluttershy"! yells, Twilight.
Twilight runs back up the stairs.
But when she trys running up the stairs, they just keep going down like everlasting steps.
"Help!!!!!!!!!!!" screams, Fluttershy.
To be continued.........
"Hello is anypony home"? asked, Fluttershy.
"Look the staircase"! said, Twilight.
"Fluttershy toi keep guard up here while I'll go down the stairs" said, Twilight.
"Okay" whispered, Fluttershy.
"I better be careful I don't wanna fall again". said, Twilight." I hope Twilight is okay I don't want her to get hurt". whispered, Fluttershy.
(evil laughing)
Fluttershy "screams".
"Fluttershy"! yells, Twilight.
Twilight runs back up the stairs.
But when she trys running up the stairs, they just keep going down like everlasting steps.
"Help!!!!!!!!!!!" screams, Fluttershy.
To be continued.........
*Runs*
Me: Go Derpy (i stop while Derpy runs like Crazy)
me: *hugs fluttershy* Fluttershy why are toi doing this i know toi have the power to stop this so l’amour and care for me *kisses fluttershy and she returns back to normal*
Fluttershy: Go phoenix i got this
me: but...
fluttershy: JUST GO!
(Phoenix runs and hopes if she makes it out)
Derpy: toi made it out!
me: but not Fluttershy :'(
Derpy: Aww :'(
me:but if she makes it out just... someday
Derpy: Wanna bake some muffins
me: =-= Thanks but no thanks mabye later? i guess
Derpy: ok
The end
Me: Go Derpy (i stop while Derpy runs like Crazy)
me: *hugs fluttershy* Fluttershy why are toi doing this i know toi have the power to stop this so l’amour and care for me *kisses fluttershy and she returns back to normal*
Fluttershy: Go phoenix i got this
me: but...
fluttershy: JUST GO!
(Phoenix runs and hopes if she makes it out)
Derpy: toi made it out!
me: but not Fluttershy :'(
Derpy: Aww :'(
me:but if she makes it out just... someday
Derpy: Wanna bake some muffins
me: =-= Thanks but no thanks mabye later? i guess
Derpy: ok
The end
I grew up in a town where toi had to fight just to get a point across to someone. Where ponies would drop dead from; Homicide, fatigue, starvation, and plus commonly suicide. So how can a Stallion like me, end up at the most extravagent party in Equestria? He becomes the best Doctor these Royals have ever known.
How does he ruin the Grand Galloping Gala to the point where no poney will ever return to the event? He burns it to the ground. I know I sound mad but it`s the only way I can accomplish my mission.
I lit a match near the fabric curtains, the rest took care of itself. First there was panic, then there was choking. And finally, the sweet passion of death. How I envy there adrenaline, I felt no remorce.
To be continued...
How does he ruin the Grand Galloping Gala to the point where no poney will ever return to the event? He burns it to the ground. I know I sound mad but it`s the only way I can accomplish my mission.
I lit a match near the fabric curtains, the rest took care of itself. First there was panic, then there was choking. And finally, the sweet passion of death. How I envy there adrenaline, I felt no remorce.
To be continued...
.....
I tried to get of the goo. I couldn't believe I had probably put Ponyville in danger. I knew I had to escape. So, I thought of a plan. "Oh, please, changling minion, let me go."
My element of harmony. Kindness.
The changling that was guarding me shook its head.
"Pretty please." I gave my kindest smile.
The changling set me free.
"Thanks oh so very much." I then flew out of the cave like lightning.
I was going to Ponyville to see if Queen Chrysalis did anything to my reputation.
.....
"And she did."
I tried to get of the goo. I couldn't believe I had probably put Ponyville in danger. I knew I had to escape. So, I thought of a plan. "Oh, please, changling minion, let me go."
My element of harmony. Kindness.
The changling that was guarding me shook its head.
"Pretty please." I gave my kindest smile.
The changling set me free.
"Thanks oh so very much." I then flew out of the cave like lightning.
I was going to Ponyville to see if Queen Chrysalis did anything to my reputation.
.....
"And she did."
She was just about to turn the corner when a dart was shot into the side of her neck. She struggled, but couldn`t fight. She began hallucinating and fell to the ground. When she looked up, she saw a tall figure standing above her, "You can call me...Scarecrow!!!" a dit the figure. He added another dose into her neck, "How does it feel to be scared Miss Cheerilee?" "Are toi scared that I know your name?" "Fear this jour for it is your last!"
THE END