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Another day's work was completed for Bob. He was at his house, getting ready to meet Jerry.

Emily: Where are toi going?
Bob: I'm going to see Jerry. Remember, I told toi about this yesterday.
Emily: I don't like him.
Bob: Emily, just because Jerry is a new friend that I like doesn't mean toi have to hate him.
Emily: It's not that, but what happened two days ago, with toi not being with me, and Howard montrer up, and destroying the dîner I made. Then, Burt shows up-
Bob: Okay, really? Jerry had nothing to do with Burt's divorce.
Burt: *Arrives* What are the both of toi talking about?
Emily: Somepony that Bob is Friends with.
Bob: Look Emily, I really need to get going. He wants me to meet him at the zoo.
Burt: I l’amour zoos. May I come along?
Bob: No, but I'll take toi to the zoo another time. *Leaves apartment room*
Burt: How about that?
Emily: Bob is like that sometimes.

Bob took a taxi cab, and went to the zoo, where he was supposed to meet Jerry.

Bob: *Looking around*
Jerry: *Arrives in a brand new corvette*
Bob: *Looks inside car* Jerry?
Jerry: Yeah. What do toi think about this beauty?
Bob: Well, toi never told me about your interest in cars.
Jerry: toi never asked. Get in.
Bob: *Gets in*
Jerry: *Turns around on other side of road, and drives to his house*
Bob: So, what do toi want to do when we get to your place?
Jerry: A football game is gonna start in ten minutes. If we get to my house on time, we'll watch the game.
Bob: Good.

When they got to Jerry's apartment, Jerry's son was watching TV. He was a white eleven an old colt, with a brown mane, and tail that looked exactly like Big Mac's. On the TV was a commercial, where a mare was montrer a pair of dentures.

Mare: If toi wear a denture. Take this simple test. Press your tongue against it, like this. *Presses tongue against dentures* IT MOOOOOOVES!!!!! DO toi FEEL IT?!!!!? IT COULD HAPPEN TO ANYOOOOOOOONE!!!!!!
Jerry's Son: *Switches channel, but another commercial is playing*
Stallion: Do toi go on the internet a lot? Do toi hate seeing all the advertisements that pop up out of nowhere? Then, allow us to give toi our free services, with a new company we created called Spamdex. We do the opposite of what toi want us to do, and constantly make plus advertisements pop up on your computer. Spamdex always finds commercials that will...

*Replay when it gets to the ending, making toi get off the internet just to make it stop.
*Annoy you.
*Cost toi money. In fact, we collect one dollar a minute for every commercial toi watch.

Stallion: And the best thing is that we put a virus on your computer, so toi have to accept what we're doing. Is it illegal? Who cares? We'll do it anyway.
Jerry & Bob: *Walk into house*
Jerry: Hi son.
Jerry's Son: Dad, how's it going?
Jerry: Excellent. I'd like toi to meet a friend. His name is Bob.
Bob: Pleasure to meet you. What's your name?
Jerry's Son: Dylan.
Jerry: salut good, the game is on. It's like toi knew we were coming Dylan, thank you!
Bob: We got stuck behind red lights on the way over here.
Dylan: Got ya.

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 Bob went to this zoo to wait for Jerry to pick him up.
Bob went to this zoo to wait for Jerry to pick him up.
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Aqua Marine was sitting inside a building, in front of a new desk, when Blue Fedora walked up to her.

Aqua: I trust toi got the weapons out of the car.
Blue Fedora: What do toi think was in those bags I teleported into my grip when we flew out of that car? Of course I have the weapons.
Aqua: We're going to make another visit in Canterlot, to find plus weapons. In the meantime, lay low in here.
Blue Fedora: Sure, I can do that. Or, I have a better idea. How about, I teleport into a city far away from here, and actually enjoy myself?
Aqua: What about me? We're in this together.
Blue Fedora: I'll come...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Tim, and Julia returned to the police station with Dan, Andy, and Mercedes in their cars. Captain Jefferson wanted a word with Dan, and his two partners.

Captain Jefferson: Dan, a moment with you, and your partners?
Dan: Yes Captain.
Captain: Tim, I'll talk to you, and your partner later. For now, wait in the briefing room.
Tim: Sure thing. *Goes with Julia*
Dan: *Enters Captain Jefferson's office with the Captain, Andy, and Mercedes* What is it toi want to talk about Captain?
Captain Jefferson: That chase toi had with the two ponies in the Buick. Now I understand, toi were trying to stop them, but...
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added by Tunder2510
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Round 16 is beginning.

Pinkie Pie: *Runs to the Jugger-nog, and buys one*
Rainbow Dash: *Plants two claymores in the theater*
Pinkie Pie: *Drinks her Jugger-nog* Yes. He sounds like a sweet little specimen.
Twilight: *Shoots three zombies* I take great preasure in ending you.
Rainbow Dash: *Shoots four zombies, and tries to buy a gun from the Mystery Box, but she doesn't have enough points* Can't roll the bet if I can't place the dice!!
Twilight: Step aside, and ret somepony with enough money use this. *Spends 950 points on the mystery box*

A teddy ours appeared

Teddy Bear: *Giggling as it starts...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Round 10 is beginning

Rainbow Dash: *Buys a jugger-nog, and drinks it. Once it's empty, she throws the glass bottle onto a zombie which kills it, giving her 300 points* Reach for me boys. If you're not a zombie. *Runs back to the group*
Applejack: *Looking at the Quick Revive machine* arc en ciel Dash says that tastes bad.
Twilight: But she hasn't even tried it.
Applejack: toi don't have to try it. Looks at what it says in the nutrition facts.
Twilight: *Reading the nutrition facts* This drink is fermented hair dipped in cat piss.
Applejack: *Buys the Quick Revive, and drinks it* I think arc en ciel is...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: January 31, 1963
Location: Cheyenne Wyoming
Time: 8:00 PM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Hawkeye was now walking to the station.

Hawkeye: *Can't open the front door* It's locked. Oh well. *Kicks the windows on the doors* Now there has to be someway to unlock this. *Reaching for the lock, and gets it* There we go. *Opens the door*

At his house.

Metal Gloss: Where do toi think he could be?
Mirage: All over Cheyenne.
Pete: We'll divisé, split up. Metal Gloss, and Stylo, chercher the station. Snowflake, Dan, and Mirage, toi chercher the train yard. The rest of you, come with me. We're going to look around the streets...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Song: link

Richard entered a town called Kingwood. The poney in the Nissan was still following him.

Richard: *Sees a red light in front of him, and starts to slow down*
Pony 94: *Stops behind Richard*
Richard: *Drives when the light turns green*
Pony 94: *Turning left*

Following Richard this time was a poney in a green cobalt.

Pony 68: *Staying close behind Richard's car*
Richard: *Passes the state police building*
Pony 68: Passing a small intersection*
Richard: *Reaches another intersection, and turns left*
Pony 68: *Goes straight*
Pony 76: *In a Honda Odyssey. From the opposite direction, he turns right...
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Source: EQD, joyreactor
posted by SomeoneButNoone
Sunshine - *sigh* It's tournament already after my Lost to a noob 6 weeks ago... Uhhhh... I don't feel like I will win.
Blackcrow - This guy is weird...
Sunshine - B-blackcrow H-hi.
Blackcrow - And here I am racing him... He is OP at dog-fighting yet he is racing. Something is wrong.
Sunshine - Maybe... He don't want to hurt Ponies?
Blackcrow - Whatever it is I'm taking him down in racing.
Sunshine - *mumbles* so cool.


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Racing arena
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Announcer - Weeeeeelcome everyone on first match and the most might one the #3 elite in our school, elite of elites will be racing with infamous for his won dog-fighting...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Later on at the station, Tim, and Julia went to Captain Jefferson's office to talk to him.

Tim: *Opens the door* Captain, toi got a minute?
Captain Jefferson: toi must be a mind reader, I was just about to call toi down here.
Julia: What did toi want to talk to us about?
Captain Jefferson: Actually Julia, I need toi to go into the briefing room, and make sure it's clean for my arrival. Okay?
Julia: Okay. *Walks away*
Tim: What was that all about Captain?
Captain Jefferson: Close the door Tim.
Tim: *Closes the door*
Captain Jefferson: toi know that Julia is sensitive, and doesn't like to be...
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Sean freed his cousin from the rope, and got him back onto the boat.

Sonic: Thanks for coming to save me.
Sean: It was no trouble at all. I sent Knuckles, and Charmy to get us some boats for our escape. I hope they get here soon.
Rainbow Dash: *Returns* I think I killed Twilight.
Sean: What happened?
Rainbow Dash: She appeared when we were planting the bombs, and I shot her, and she fell a few hundred feet.
Sean: Where is Vector, and Mighty?
Vector: *Arrives with Mighty* Right here.
Mighty: We planted all of the charges.
Sean: Alright, let's go wait at the back of the boat. *Walks with his friends*...
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A short time il y a in a world full of cartoon ponies

Theme song: link

HEDGEHOG IN PONYVILLE

Episode 3

The First Episode In This Franchise To Have A Title

Doctor Eggman has survived crashing his airplane, and so did Twilight Sparkle. The same cannot be a dit for Metal Sonic. Now Eggman, and Twilight must work together to formulate a plan on how to destroy the poney Alliance.

With Princess Celestia and Luna gone, arc en ciel Dash has been asked to take over their position, and is now the new princess of Equestria. She will do what she can to find the murderer of the two former princesses, but will be shocked...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Red was driving the police car with Julia sitting suivant to her.

Red: *Turns right, and crosses the railroad tracks. Then she drives under the highway*
Mare: *Running towards them*
Julia: Pull over, and let's see what she wants.
Red: *Pulls over behind a FedEx van*
Mare: toi two officers gotta help me. An orange unicorn a volé, étole my Porsche.

Song: link

Tim: *Driving northbound passing a police station, and a hospital*
Dispatch: GT12, be on the lookout for a stolen vehicle. Your target is a Porsche 918 Spyder.
 A picture of this car appeared on Tim's front window
A picture of this car appeared on Tim's front window

Toby: GT12, responding.
Tim: *Turns...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: December 23, 1960
Location: Denver, Coltorado
Time: 8:33 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Railroad poney 34: *Watching the tree*
Railroad poney 30: *Also watching the tree* toi know when the train gets here?
Railroad poney 34: Ten O' Clock.
Railroad poney 30: And those gangsters aren't around, right?
Railroad poney 34: Let's hope not, otherwise this won't be a very merry Christmas.
Hawkeye: *Narrating* Now this isn't the part where everything is great, that's coming up later. This part is plus action packed than I was hoping for.
Stylo: *Driving the train* How much longer until we get to Denver?
Hawkeye:...
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Applejack: toi out-nightmared the scariest part of the blé, maïs maze!

Twilight Sparkle: How did toi do all this?!

Fluttershy: After toi left, I realized that I wasn't ready to give up on Nightmare Night. So I asked Sword if I could try to make the maze even scarier for my friends.

Rainbow Dash: toi came up with all of this?

Fluttershy: I had some help. Angel was the scary figure that kept scurrying after toi in the maze. Fuzzy Legs made the sticky mur that made it difficult for toi to see and move. And, of course, Harry was the especially scary monster.

Harry: [growls happily]

Twilight Sparkle: Wow!...
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Trixie: (finishes a perfamance).

Audience: (cheers).

Felix: (despite cheering) I've seen better.

Carrot Top: (clapping) I can't believe I wrasted nine dollars on this.

BonBon: I liked her hat.

Saten: Great performance honey.

Trixie: Thanks.. I'm glad toi enjoyed it.

Saten: Well of coarse I di-

GoldenGrape: (to Trixie) salut good performance.. And nice melons.

Saten: Hey! Just wait a   minu-

Trixie: (holding water melons) Saten I'm holding melons.

Saten: Oh.. Sorry.

GoldenGrape: It's okay... (pervertly) Trixie's hot!

Saten: (angrily) Okay that's it! (tries to run after him but Tixie holds him back).

GoldnGrape: (runs away) Still worth it!
posted by Canada24
Twilight:: [gasps] It's our old science lab! I have so many great memories of this place!Minuette: [giggles] Remember when citron Hearts got her head stuck in that beaker?Twinkleshine, Minuette and citron Hearts: [giggling][fillies giggling]

FLASHBACK:

Young Twilight: But according to this book, you're supposed to add the sodium chloride first.

Young Moon Dancer: I read ahead, and to make a proper salt lick, toi need to add the molasses first.

Young Twilight: (snobbishly) Well, I read ahead too, Moon Dancer, and I'm sure it a dit sodium chloride first.

Young Moon Dancer: [dryly] Oh. I've got the wrong...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
A grue, crane finally arrived, and the poney operating it was lifting one of the engines off the track. A Major was ordering him what to do.

Major Herren: Ready?! Pick it up!
German poney 88: *Lifting the engine slowly*
Major Herren: *Walks to the left, and finds a spot near the track that is occupied par nothing* Put it on it's side over there.
Colonel Von Waldheim: Major!! *Walks toward him with two ponies behind him* Can't toi déplacer any faster?!
Major Herren: This is a hell of a mess Colonel! We're doing the best we can!
Colonel Von Waldheim: I asked for two cranes!
Major Herren: *Walks toward him*...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
suivant morning, Case biscuit salé, craquelin was driving his Lambronyni to the pizzeria. He had repainted the Lambronyni Amigo in purple, and upgraded the engine, and brakes.

Case Cracker: *Parks his car*
Sam: *Arrives, and parks behind Case Cracker*
Gordon: Well, what do toi think?
Sam: I think he has the best car in San Franciscolt.
Case Cracker: Of course I do. *Gets out*
Gordon: Wonder what Jim has for us today.

They walked in together, and found out.

Jim: Hello toi three. I got something for you. The Mexicans are gathering near the abandoned railway bridge in Alameda. It's possible that they have a lot of...
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