Shot Glass: (Gets out of taxi) Thank toi (Tosses bits at taxi driver) HAY, PLUM! I'M HERE, AND I'M AS HAMMERED AS A NAIL!
prune Jerkum: Oh, your here... Um, Shot... We got a problem
Shot Glass: Don't tell me toi didn't bring the welcoming booze
prune Jerkum: Shot, this is serious. I checked my bank account. We only got $20 dollars in there. toi got some money, right
Shot Glass: Your kidding, right. I'm broke as a joke, yet I can still afford plenty plus alcohol then toi can
prune Jerkum: This is bad. How are we going to survive in this house if we don't have any money
Shot Glass: Hmm... I got an idea
(Later, at the local bar)
prune Jerkum: Thats always your idea
Shot Glass: Hay, we still got $20. I say we spend it on one of the best things in the world, which is booze. Know, sit your cry baby chienne cul, ass down and buy some damn celebrating-that-your-brother-is-in-town beer
prune Jerkum: Only if it will keep toi calm
T.V.: And, tonight's story. The notorious burglar, Money Bags, robbed another gas station. He walked in with a shotgun and held it up to the cashier telling him to give him money. A witness at the scene was prepared to cal the L.S.P.D, but was spotted par Money Bags and was shot on sight, later dying from blood loss. The police arrived only moments after Money Bags had robbed the whole place and left. We now go back...
Shot Glass: That's it
prune Jerkum: What's it
Shot Glass: We rob a bank
prune Jerkum: Fuck... that. I promised not to get involved in anything illegal when I got here. I'm not going back to issue we had with Cut Purse
Shot Glass: Don't worry. Cunt Puss is all the way back in Liberhay City, which, I will remind you, is on the other half of the country. And, about the bank, what other options do we got. we need money. That bank has money
prune Jerkum: That's a stupid idea
Shot Glass: No, its a good idea. Its a fucking GREAT idea.
prune Jerkum: Forget it. All that alcohol has made toi brain dead. I'm not going to risk my life for a few million dollars
Shot Glass: Billions par my count
prune Jerkum: It doesn't matter. I'm not robbing the bank
Shot Glass: I see. Well, I guess we can just sell the house, go back to Liberhay City, and pray Cut bourse, sac à main doesn't find us, which he will, because he has men all over the city looking for us
prune Jerkum: ......... Okay, fuck it. We'll rob the damn bank
Shot Glass: I knew you'd come par eventually
prune Jerkum: Well, now we just need some guns. Any bright ideas
Shot Glass (Sees rich poney out window) I got an idea. Stay here, I'll be right back (Walks out of bar)
prune Jerkum: (Waits patiently)
Shot Glass: (Jumps on pony) (Beats poney with hooves) (Blood splashes onto Shot Glass) (Shot Glass takes ponies wallet) (Walks back into bar) Here's a couple thousand dollars that I sto... found lying on the ground. This could get us some guns.