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posted by _Laugh_
A while after Prince Shining Armor and Princess Cadence had gotten married, they had planned to have a baby. A mare to be exact. And so they did. Her blue eyes sparkled like diamonds, and her manteau was light pink. Her mane had two shades. One purple, and the other yellow. And of course, she was an alicorn.

Cadence and Shining Armor decided to name this beautiful mare, Skyla. Princess Skyla. She was born healthy and strong. Unfortunately, Skyla had trouble flying and controlling her magic.

Princess Cadence was still haunted par the memory when Queen Chrysalis appeared in her wedding, ruining everything. She was afraid that her arch enemy would actually keep her promise, to get her revenge. And this time, she might not be going after Cadence nor Shining Armor. She would probably use Princess Skyla as a threat.

Princess Skyla would mostly spend time in her room. Having a thé party with her maid. Her mother, Cadence was very strict about Skyla going outside. She'd needed to be with at least three guards and one maid. But as a filly, Skyla did not pay much attention to it. She had no friends. And she was homeschooled.

Years flew by. Fast. She was now in her teenage years. Princess Skyla realized how lonely she was. There was nothing in the château to entertain her anymore. No plus teddy bears. No thé parties. No game boards. Nothing.

Skyla was still having trouble with flying and controlling her magic. But she didn't care. Now, let's get on with the story...

Skyla was sleeping on her Queen sized bed. A fact about Princess Skyla was that she loved to draw. In her room, there were a bunch of papers with drawings on them taped onto her wall. Her drawings would have something to do with nature. The beauty of it. Such as animals, plants, and more. A knock was heard on the other side of the door.

Skyla: *yawns* Come in.
Daisy: Good morning, Princess Sky-
Skyla: Would toi quit calling me a Princess, Daisy?

marguerite, daisy Rose, a maid from the Crystal Empire, was Skyla's best friend. She had been working in the empire for seventeen years. And of course, she was older than Skyla. marguerite, daisy had been in the same room where Princess Skyla was born. She would always play with Skyla as a filly.

Daisy: But today is your coronation, Skyla.
Skyla: Ugh.. I don't like being a Princess.
Daisy: Think about all the marvelous things toi could do, while being a princess.
Skyla: Sitting down on a fancy chair and not do anything? No thank you. I can't even go outside alone.
Daisy: Today toi will. It coronation day, dear. You're going to Canterlot.
Skyla: Yeah, but then I'm coming back here. AGAIN.
Daisy: Oh Skyla. toi haven't changed a bit since toi were just a filly.
Skyla: *puts oreiller on head* Plus, I'm tired.
Daisy: Fine. Five plus minutes. *leaves*
Skyla: Thank you.
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Princess Cadence was wearing a long, white dress. She was also wearing a big, or crown with rose diamonds on it. Shining Armor was great himself. He was wearing a black tuxedo. His wife was trotting back and forth, waiting for her daughter. marguerite, daisy walked par them.

Cadence: Daisy, have toi seen Skyla anywhere? We're going to be terribly late.
Daisy: Uh, no. I haven't, Princess Cadence.
Cadence: marguerite, daisy Rose! I told toi to wake her and make sure she was properly dressed for the coronation.

Suddenly, Skyla flew downstairs, suivant to her mom. She was wearing a purple dress with a black bow on it. Her shoes were black, sparkling.

Skyla: Mother, I'm almost a grown mare. I can take care, and make sure I'm perfectly dressed myself.
Shining Armor: Well, hurry up and eat so we could go.
Cadence: Daisy, where is breakfast? We don't have time for this.
Daisy: Right away, ma'am. *gallops to kitchen*
Skyla: Mother, I'm not even hungry.
Cadence: Today is the jour where you're suppose to have a full stomach for, Skyla.
Skyla: Well, like toi a dit mother. We don't have time for this. I am not hungry. It'll be easier if we hop on the train before it leaves.
Cadence: *gasp* Skyla!
Skyla: What!?
Cadence: Where's your cœur, coeur necklace? And no earrings? Go get your stockings.
Skyla: Back up mother. I can dress myself.
Cadence: But you're not properly dressed!
Skyla: Mother!
Cadence: We don't have time for this foolishness.
Shining Armor: I think toi look beautiful, Skyla.
Skyla: Thank you, father.
Cadence: You're not helping, Shining.
Skyla: I'm sorry mother, I just didn't get enough sleep.
Cadence: That's alright, darling. Come, come. Time to go.


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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Gordon, and Case biscuit salé, craquelin returned to Mane Ashbury, to tell Jim the bad news.

Gordon: Jim, we got a problem.
Jim: Don't tell me-
Gordon: I'm sorry, but the cops shot down the plane, and it blew up.
Jim: Those assholes! Not only did they screw up our operation, but now they caused a war.
Case Cracker: What are toi talking about?
Jim: If my friend in Manehattan doesn't get his pleasure in poison, he'll déplacer his entire mafia here to declare war against us.
Gordon: Shit.
Jim: You're goddamn right that's shit. The worst pile of shit toi could ever get stuck in.

In Manehattan several hours later, Jim's...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: July 23, 1959
Location: Somewhere between Cheyenne, and Laramie Wyoming
Time: 8:03 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Hawkeye, and Metal Gloss were driving their freight train at 65 miles an hour.

Hawkeye: *On a radio* Engine 3713, approximately fifteen minutes away from Laramie. Request permission to enter your train yard.
Tower Pony: Copy that 3713, the yards are empty, toi may enter with your train.
Hawkeye: Thank you.

However, at Cheyenne, things weren't going as smooth as they were in Laramie. Aqua Marine's train was still derailed, and they were trying to get it back onto the tracks.

Orion:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Part 1: link

After the match, Ditto made his team stay in the gym. He was proud of his team winning, but he wasn't too thrilled about part of the game where they were losing.

Ditto: Alright everypony. Your comeback in the ending of that game was outstanding. However, toi need to improve your performance. Especially toi Thomas.
Thomas: Me?
Joe: He's right. toi maybe our best server, but you're not good at everything else.
Ditto: He's right. toi don't pass the ball to your teammates, toi caught the ball a few times when the other team hit it towards you, and you're certainly not good at spiking....
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WARNING
This fan-fic is not even close to my old fan-fics
It is still in old reality and stuff so if toi dont know wtf is happening just check out my old fan-fics
( I felt like écriture some filler to my normal series that - will come in it time - yes I WILL continue The New era BUT maybe under another name dunno )

here comes my death as a writer
enojy.
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Year : ???
Era : "The New World"

"Life have changed, most of Equestria is now covered par wastelands. Only some Rebelle ponies survived the explosion in Canterlot. Five scientists tried to recreate...
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posted by BlondLionEzel
WARNING: There will be plus swearing than last time (And it'll be plus intense)

Well, I've already done three points on Flash Sentry, and now I'm going to add a new one and I'll debunk counter arguments against this a**hole.

#4: He's a cliche

You all know this one. The nice a**hole who is always nice and is never wrong. This was okay in the 60's, when the CCA didn't allow anything else. However, this is a movie in made in 2013. Times have changed. Men are no longer characterless husks who are only made to be buff and make little girls faon, fawn over!

And now...to debunk some dumb counter arguments......
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
arc en ciel Dash was leading everypony to where she found the X.

Rainbow Dash: We're almost there.
Max: Which direction do we go?
Rainbow Dash: Once we pass that rock, we gotta go left.

They turned left after passing a rock, and found the X.

Erik: There it is.
Leaf Pile: We found it.
Larry: Let's dig it up.
Dount: But we didn't bring any shovels.
Leaf Pile: No shovels?!!?
Applejack: I'm a fast digger, even without a shovel. Leave it to me.

Everyone started to stand back.

Applejack: *Begins digging, and has a lot of dirt flying into the air*
Others: *Watching the dirt fly over them*
Applejack: *Throws...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Rover, Spot, and Fido were falling down towards the ocean.

Rover: AHHHHHH!
Spot: Someone help us!!
Fido: *Sees a pirate ship* salut look. A boat.

All three of them safely landed on the pirate ship.

Indiana Bones: Hey! Look at those three.
Luxor: They fell from heaven.
James: It's the gods we've been praying for to help us.
Rover: Uh.. What?
Bowler: Bow down to the gods.

Everyone on the ship was a diamond dog, and they were all bowing down to Rover, and his two companions.

Mickey: What would the gods want us to do for them first?
Rover: Excuse us for a moment. *Walks with Spot, and Fido away from...
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 The mirror
The mirror
Location: The poney world: San Franciscolt, Alicornia
Date: September 6, 1958
Time: 3:42 PM

Pete, and Metal Gloss were at a hotel. As Metal Gloss was laying in lit with a bowl of grapes, Pete was talking on the phone.

Pete: I've called sixty five other places around this city, and they a dit they didn't have a mirror delivered to them.
Fat Pony: *Sitting behind a bureau in a small building at a harbor* What makes toi think we have a mirror around here?
Pete: Because, we saw it on a barge, being towed par a tugboat going under the Golden Neigh Bridge!
Fat Pony: What did it look like?
Pete: It's a purple...
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Episode 11: Black Widow

Me: *Reading Tales of Suspense #52 on a gondola*

Princess Cadance: *Gets on the same gondola* Hello Nick.

Me: Greetings, Princess Cadance.

Princess Cadance: *Sees the comic I am reading* Who is that girl on that comic book cover?

Me: That’s Black Widow.

Princess Cadance: Black Widow?

Me: Black Widow, aka Natasha Romanoff, is an ex-Soviet Union spy who now works for S.H.I.E.L.D., working mostly with Hawkeye and Director Nick Fury.

Princess Cadance: She seems interesting.

Me: She fell in l’amour with a fellow villain named Hawkeye, who wanted to destroy Iron Man, so they both teamed...
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Episode 10: The Scarlet Witch

Me: *Reading X-Men #4* near the Town Hall*

Trixie: *Looks at me* Did toi know that I am the greatest magician ever?

Me: Really? I always thought it was the Scarlet Witch.

Trixie: *Looks confused* Who is this Scarlet Witch and why is she better than me?

Me: The Scarlet Witch, aka Wanda Maximoff, is a mutant who can make hexes and even alter reality. She is also the twin sister of Quicksilver.

Trixie: Well I can do hexes too!

Me: Anyhow, Scarlet Witch and her brother Quicksilver were originally members of Magneto’s Brotherhood of Evil Mutants, later quitting his group...
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Episode 8: Hawkeye

Me: *Reading Tales of Suspense #57* in the Canterlot area*

Shining Armor: *Walks up to me* Good morning, Nick.

Me: Hello Shining Armor, how are you?

Shining Armor: I’m doing good. Say, can I ask toi something?

Me: Sure. What is it?

Shining Armor: The archery contest is coming soon, and the kids want me to dress up as a superhero that uses arrows. Do toi know one I could use?

Me: Well, the best one I can think of is Hawkeye.

Shining Armor: Hawkeye?

Me: Hawkeye, aka Clint Barton, is a master of archery who joined the Circus as a child. He was mentored par Jacques Duquesne, aka The...
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Episode 8: Ms. Marvel / Captain Marvel

Me: *Reading Ms. Marvel #1* near the boutique*

Sweetie Belle: *Sees me and runs up to me* Hello Nick!

Me: Hello Sweetie Belle!

Sweetie Belle: *Looks at his comic* Who's that? She looks cool!

Me: Oh, her name is Ms. Marvel.

Sweetie Belle: Ms. Marvel?

Me: Ms. Marvel, aka Carol Danvers, is one of the must important super-heroines in Marvel history. She was donné powers because she looked up to Captain Mar-Vell, and wanted to be equal with him

Sweetie Belle: Why did she want to be equal and not superior?

Me: Well, Ms. Marvel was created during the 60's, when second-wave...
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Episode 7: Falcon

Me: *Reading Captain America #117* in the Golden Oaks Library*

Spike: *Sits suivant to me and sighs*

Me: What's wrong Spike?

Spike: Well, I can't find a comic sidekick who actually does awesome things...

Me: I know one, his name is Falcon.

Spike: Falcon?

Me: Falcon, aka Samuel Wilson, was the sidekick of Captain America. He originally had a green outfit, but changed it to red and white suit with red wings in Captain America Annual #11*.

Spike: Wow! He sounds pretty cool.

Me: *Nods* He's even filled in for Captain America.

Spike: Really?

Me: Yeah, in Captain America: Sentinel of Liberty...
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Episode 5: araign? e, araignée Man

Me: *Reading Amazing fantaisie #15* at a cafe*

Applejack: *Approaches me, with a worried expression* Hello Nick.

Me: Hello Applejack. What's wrong?

Applejack: *Sighs* Tomorrow is Applebloom's birthday, and she wants new superhero comics. But I don't know what hero I could introduce her to...

Me: Maybe araign? e, araignée Man?

Applejack: araign? e, araignée Man?

Me: araign? e, araignée Man, aka Peter Parker. He gained araign? e, araignée senses and super strength when he was bitten par a radioactive. He's fairly smart, as he created his own web slingers.

Applejack: Wow! He sounds mighty cool!

Me: He finally got his own series, starting...
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Episode 1: Captain America

Me: *Reading Captain America Comics #1* in the Golden Oaks Library*

Twilight Sparkle: *Approaches me* Hello!

Me: *Sees her and smiles* Hello Twilight Sparkle.

Twilight Sparkle: *Looks at the comic I am reading* Captain America? Who is that?

Me: toi don't know who Captain America is?

Twilight Sparkle: Nope.

Me: Well...Captain America is a super-solider created during World War II to fight the Nazis.

Twilight Sparkle: He sounds interesting. Can toi tell me plus about him?

Me: Of course! His real name is Steve Rogers. He was born on July 4th, 1918 in New York City. He was born...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Tom: Now this section of the video focuses on parts of our montrer where the Mane 6 made special guest appearances, ou played as characters in skits. For instance, arc en ciel Dash played as Marisa Sayers in The cul, ass cul, ass Inn skit.

We're starting off with that female alicorn with the voice of Ice Cube, Twilight Sparkle

Audience: *Cheering*

---

Twilight: Whad up niggas?
Audience: *Clapping*
Twilight: Let's start off our first jour of school with some arithmetic. What is one plus one?

Link to how Pinkie Pie is talking: link

Pinkie Pie: Nein nein nein nein nein nein nein!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Pinkie Pie:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme Song: link

Master Sword: Come on Tom, let's go meet the others.
Tom: Right behind you.
Double Scoop: *Standing on rue corner*
Aina: *Runs out of her house*
Sunny: Hey, wait for me. *Flying in the middle of the street*
Saten Twist: *Polishing his chain saw, but stops to go meet the others*
Pleiades: *Arrives at corner*
Mortomis: *Standing suivant to Double Scoop*
Tom: plus ponies!!
Snow Wonder: *Arrives in a brand new Corvette*
Cosmic Rainbow: *Flies from the clouds*
Heartsong: *Climbs out of a manhole*
Annie: *Arrives on a bicycle*
Blaze: *Flies out of a house window, and lands suivant to...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Master Sword: salut everypony. Guess what we're starting this episode off with.
Audience: A party?
Tom: No.
Audience: A crossover parody?
Master Sword: Not yet.
Tom: We're starting off with-
Master Sword: A
Tom: What?

Video: link start it at 0:40

People: BLOWJOB! *Fake coughing* Blowjob!!
Audience: *Laughing, clapping, cheering, and whistling*

Turn off the video

Tom: We're starting off the video with Brony Of The Month....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
It was now 7:30 PM. It rained for half an hour, then because of the cold temperatures, the rain on the sidewalks turned into ice.

Emerald Ivy: *Exits her boutique after closing it, then slips on ice. She prevents herself from falling, then walks back into her shop* Time to get the salt.

Lots of other ponies were getting salt on the sidewalk to get rid of the ice. It would take a long time to get rid of the ice, but as long as it worked, they didn't care.

Emerald Ivy: *Pours all of her salt in a small area* There we go. Now that will get rid of the ice very quickly.
Saten Twist: *Slowly walking...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Trenton Neigh Jersey, truck depot at Roberts Avenue
3:30 PM

Joe a dit that he got his deliveries from a railway yard. Well, he lied. It wasn't a railway yard, but four train tracks were suivant to the depot where the trailers got loaded with supplies.

Joe just returned here from Manehattan.

Boss: Nice work Joe. I got reports from those ponies that toi did well delivering that steel.
Joe: No problem sir. Just doing my job.
Boss: Alright. I need toi to get some timber into Fillydelphia. Once toi return from that, you're free to go.
Joe: I'm on it sir.
Worker: *Walks towards the boss* Sir, a call.
Boss:...
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