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posted by _Laugh_
A while after Prince Shining Armor and Princess Cadence had gotten married, they had planned to have a baby. A mare to be exact. And so they did. Her blue eyes sparkled like diamonds, and her manteau was light pink. Her mane had two shades. One purple, and the other yellow. And of course, she was an alicorn.

Cadence and Shining Armor decided to name this beautiful mare, Skyla. Princess Skyla. She was born healthy and strong. Unfortunately, Skyla had trouble flying and controlling her magic.

Princess Cadence was still haunted par the memory when Queen Chrysalis appeared in her wedding, ruining everything. She was afraid that her arch enemy would actually keep her promise, to get her revenge. And this time, she might not be going after Cadence nor Shining Armor. She would probably use Princess Skyla as a threat.

Princess Skyla would mostly spend time in her room. Having a thé party with her maid. Her mother, Cadence was very strict about Skyla going outside. She'd needed to be with at least three guards and one maid. But as a filly, Skyla did not pay much attention to it. She had no friends. And she was homeschooled.

Years flew by. Fast. She was now in her teenage years. Princess Skyla realized how lonely she was. There was nothing in the château to entertain her anymore. No plus teddy bears. No thé parties. No game boards. Nothing.

Skyla was still having trouble with flying and controlling her magic. But she didn't care. Now, let's get on with the story...

Skyla was sleeping on her Queen sized bed. A fact about Princess Skyla was that she loved to draw. In her room, there were a bunch of papers with drawings on them taped onto her wall. Her drawings would have something to do with nature. The beauty of it. Such as animals, plants, and more. A knock was heard on the other side of the door.

Skyla: *yawns* Come in.
Daisy: Good morning, Princess Sky-
Skyla: Would toi quit calling me a Princess, Daisy?

marguerite, daisy Rose, a maid from the Crystal Empire, was Skyla's best friend. She had been working in the empire for seventeen years. And of course, she was older than Skyla. marguerite, daisy had been in the same room where Princess Skyla was born. She would always play with Skyla as a filly.

Daisy: But today is your coronation, Skyla.
Skyla: Ugh.. I don't like being a Princess.
Daisy: Think about all the marvelous things toi could do, while being a princess.
Skyla: Sitting down on a fancy chair and not do anything? No thank you. I can't even go outside alone.
Daisy: Today toi will. It coronation day, dear. You're going to Canterlot.
Skyla: Yeah, but then I'm coming back here. AGAIN.
Daisy: Oh Skyla. toi haven't changed a bit since toi were just a filly.
Skyla: *puts oreiller on head* Plus, I'm tired.
Daisy: Fine. Five plus minutes. *leaves*
Skyla: Thank you.
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Princess Cadence was wearing a long, white dress. She was also wearing a big, or crown with rose diamonds on it. Shining Armor was great himself. He was wearing a black tuxedo. His wife was trotting back and forth, waiting for her daughter. marguerite, daisy walked par them.

Cadence: Daisy, have toi seen Skyla anywhere? We're going to be terribly late.
Daisy: Uh, no. I haven't, Princess Cadence.
Cadence: marguerite, daisy Rose! I told toi to wake her and make sure she was properly dressed for the coronation.

Suddenly, Skyla flew downstairs, suivant to her mom. She was wearing a purple dress with a black bow on it. Her shoes were black, sparkling.

Skyla: Mother, I'm almost a grown mare. I can take care, and make sure I'm perfectly dressed myself.
Shining Armor: Well, hurry up and eat so we could go.
Cadence: Daisy, where is breakfast? We don't have time for this.
Daisy: Right away, ma'am. *gallops to kitchen*
Skyla: Mother, I'm not even hungry.
Cadence: Today is the jour where you're suppose to have a full stomach for, Skyla.
Skyla: Well, like toi a dit mother. We don't have time for this. I am not hungry. It'll be easier if we hop on the train before it leaves.
Cadence: *gasp* Skyla!
Skyla: What!?
Cadence: Where's your cœur, coeur necklace? And no earrings? Go get your stockings.
Skyla: Back up mother. I can dress myself.
Cadence: But you're not properly dressed!
Skyla: Mother!
Cadence: We don't have time for this foolishness.
Shining Armor: I think toi look beautiful, Skyla.
Skyla: Thank you, father.
Cadence: You're not helping, Shining.
Skyla: I'm sorry mother, I just didn't get enough sleep.
Cadence: That's alright, darling. Come, come. Time to go.


To be continued...
THE MANE SIX - "HEY DISCORD toi HAVE TO BE RESPONSIBLE FOR THOSE DARK PONIES TAKE THOSE NIGHTMARES AWAY !

DISCORD-"YOU OF EVERPONY ACUSING ME YOUR FRIENDLY CHAOS GOD OF INTENTIONS I HAVE NO CONTROL OF PLUS I SMELL SOMETHING ROTTING TO THE CORE AS IF WHY WOULD ANYPONY WANT TO FRAME ME AND ALL toi SIX PONIES HAVE BEEN FRAMED ALSO SO IF I WAS toi TWILIGHT MAGIC, COWBOY JACK, SPARKLY AND GIGGLES PIE AND SPEEDY DASH PLUS LAST LOW VOICE SHY ou WHATEVER YOUR poney NAMES ARE ? THERE'S WORD THAT DERPY HOOVES BEEN GETTING STRANGE MAIL THAT KEEPS SAYING "YOU MUST OBEY ME EVERYPONY "! MEANWHILE IN OTHER...
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Glaze: Here's your stuff (hands over a bag of weed).

Saten: Thanks Mrs WoodenToaster, wanna smoke it with me?

Glaze: No thanks, I don't smoke that stuff anymore.. This isn't high school.

Saten: Maybe not to YOU.

Glaze: Whatever.. Usual price.. $280.

Saten: Sure, here (hands her the money).

Glaze: Thank yo-.. This is 2 dollars!

Saten: I'm a little low on cash, okay.

Glaze: Low on cash!?.. What, did toi spend it all bière again?

Saten: No.. I realized.. If there's the risk of becoming my father.. It's probably time to stop drinking.

Glaze: Ahh... Some could say that jour came and went after toi gave yourself...
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I thought I would have plus ideas from here.. But... I don't.

So this concludes the third season. I have plus annoying Grand Theft Auto crap that nobody cares about, to write.

A lot of my Friends want a crossover between GTA and Farcry 3, ever sense I spoofed Far-cry 3 in Trevor Phillips Series episode 3.. In the scene. Trevor Phillips envisioned himself as the main protagonist, Jason Brody, saying how he would of done things a bit differently.

This includes, killing an off guard Vaas Montenegro secondes after Grant's death (despite the irony that Vaas and Trevor are plus ou less the same type of person). Vaas's murder then appears to make Trevor the NEW pirate's leader. And Trevor then blackmails Hoyt Volker into returning Reily and the others... The game was WAY shorter..
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: joyreactor, EQD
Flash Sentry trotted down the majestic streets of Ponyville. It was late evening, and he was headed his way to meet up with his Friends in their favori tavern of the town, “The Tipsy Horse”. He was not wearing his Royal Guard uniform, as instead, he wore a loose chemise and dark jeans. The pegasus was still muddled that the Princess Of l’amour had asked him to be the personal guard of the Princess of Friendship, Twilight Sparkle. The name seemed familiar to him of course, he knew her as the mare that constantly bumped into him around the castle. But the puzzled expression on his face soon...
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A/N: This story was highly inspired par The l’amour in the Night par Riter on www.fimfiction.net. My version is slightly different, replacing the characters with Twilight Sparkle and Flash Sentry. Oh, yes, toi heard me. I’m ready for all the hate. So if toi don’t like it, don’t read it. Oh, and ignore the errors here and there. Putting all that aside, thank toi for lire and enjoy!

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Princess Mi Amore Cadenza slowly trotted through the regal hallways of her château in the great Crystal Empire. The princess of l’amour craned her neck, narrowing her eyes at the rays of light that pierced through...
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added by Jade_23
Source: DeviantArt
posted by SomeoneButNoone
"Once toi wake up and see the reality, the dreams will fall and shatter. That's why everyone want to stay a kid, who can't see the truth."

Slash - *reads newspaper*

-Some Ponies call me a genius. Some a monster. In the end I'm just a fool.-

Slash - *picks cigarette*

-A Fool that as a kid wanted to catch criminals. Fooled with this became an detective and Lost everything...-

Slash - *looks in the air*
Ace - Shall we go?
Slash - Shut up.
Ace - Eh...
Slash - *sighs* Let's go.





Episode 1
Bloody Sleepover

>TwilightSparkle Castle

Slash - *enters the Castle*
Police - Ah detective...
Slash - What is it. Something...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
"Letter to EPM
RMP moved faster then we thought originally. The last prep work has ended and talks with KGB are ended. They will take over operation Shadow Raid and we will call government take over aswell.
Cheif Juistice Dan von Shadowknight"

Dan - Everyone! We have prepared count-reformation aginst RMP movemen, we officially control Canterlot so we are in upper hand. VSS will be supported par EMP and KGB. Our enemy is RMP and GSF. We will crush our enemies! We will eliminate the evildoers! We will protect Equestria in its full image! Take back Ponyville and make peace! Innocent kids and grow...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
Jake - Well?
Dan - Darkness is really from orther timeline.
Jake - As he said.
Dan - Weird.
Jake - Hm?
Dan - He radiates with wierd aura.
Jake - Who cares.

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Rose - Welcome - Deathless Squadron.
Void - Uh... What is it.
Rose - I want to montrer toi the new operation. Operation - Shadow Raid. As toi all mostly know there are monsters 4th times bigger than Valkyries. Behemoths are connected to the mothers of these monsters. They create an plasmatic shield around their cave. We will engage 30 Valkyries to battle it.
Dan - So this is the plan. Phase One - Engage Behemoth and create barricade around the battlefield....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Round 11 is beginning

Rainbow Dash & Applejack: *Turning on the teleporter*
Pinkie Pie & Twilight: *Connecting the pad to the core, and running to the teleporter*
Rainbow Dash: Did we fix any barriers?
Applejack: Yes, but it was off screen.
Pinkie Pie: *Shoots two zombies with her Spas 12, blowing their heads off* Aw, I can no longer hear their screams if they no longer have mouths.
Twilight: *Shoots the head off of a zombie with her Stakeout* No plus meat for you.
Applejack: toi were three feet away. Big deal.
Pinkie Pie: *Turns on the teleporter*

They were back in the projector room

Pinkie...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Round 4 is beginning

Rainbow Dash: *Running towards Pinkie Pie, but gets sideswiped par a room to her right, and goes in it to see the sign toiletten* Haha, and toi thought I wouldn't find it.
Applejack: *Stays in the first room with Twilight, shooting zombies* If that's all toi got, maybe you're not drinking enough.
Pinkie Pie: *Shoots the head off of two zombies* Ah, wunderbar Dashie, you've made it just in time.
Rainbow Dash: Don't toi ever, leave without the rest of us, EVER AGAIN!!
Pinkie Pie: Oh Dash, toi worry too much. *Shoots the head off of a zombie near arc en ciel Dash* Now hurry up, and...
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posted by austinhaynes
dear mlp animators and voice actors my name is Austin Ryan Haynes and i am12 years old i live in the u.s.a in north Carolina my life had been ruend par my parents until mlp came out.your montrer helped me stay away from me killing myself and hurting me. i just wanted to say maybe one jour i can work with toi guys in hasbro. people use to call me gay and it hurt. now that i know that there are plus like me in the world i am standing up to them pease if toi can try to contact me i might have some pointers. your fan AustinHaynes
Saten: Cloudsdale? Starlight doesn't even have wings! Why would she come here?

Twi: I don't know Twist, Spike, but it looked like she could fly with just magic! Keep your eyes open. We don't know what she has planned.

[whoosh]

Spike: Isn't that arc en ciel Dash?

Twi: Did arc en ciel Dash look really young to you? And I didn't see a cutie mark. toi don't thin-.. Saten put her down!

Saten: (hugging filly arc en ciel Dash) She's adorable!

Filly Dash: I NEED AN ADULT!

Saten: I AM an adult.

Twi: (pulls Filly Dash away, and lets her fly off frightenedly) We don't have time for this.

Saten: (groans) Whatever.

Spike: Uh,...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
Field rapporter on VOID.
Movement : OK
Compability : OK
Genes : OK
Explanation of System : In Progress.
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???
15:00
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Dan - Good jour VOID.
VOID - So... Why am I here.
Dan - Time to explain why toi got created. toi see on surface we have a body armor/mech ou rather nano Suits – Avocats sur Mesure called poney Companion System in short PCS.
VOID - Lame name...
Dan - Government called it, here in labs we call it Streanght Boosting Costume aka SBC. They were made for disabled soon Ponies took it to work and even sports as of flying in outer space. System allows nos any poney to fly without wings and use magic without honrn aswell...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Union Pacific 844, now renumbered as 8444
Union Pacific 844, now renumbered as 8444
Date: January 20, 1963
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 6:58 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Metal Gloss, and Hawkeye got to work a couple of minutes early, so they could look at the newly renumbered 844.

Hawkeye: Well, it's official. Her number has been changed.
Metal Gloss: I'm still really nervous about what the others will think.
Hawkeye: Perhaps they'll like the extra 4.
Metal Gloss: Maybe. Let's get started.

They got the engine coupled up to fifteen coaches, and brought the train to the station.

Metal Gloss: *Waiting for ponies to come onto the platform*
Hawkeye: No one so far.
Metal Gloss: I...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Julia, and Tim started their patrol for the day. When on Monday Avenue, they saw something they wished they hadn't.

Stallion 55: *Standing par his '67 El Camino* I'm giving away doritos for $6 a bag, mountain dew for $5 a bottle, and the Smoke Weed Everyday album for free!
Tim: Is he serious?
Julia: I sure hope not. *Turns on the police lights*
Stallion 55: *Gets into his El Camino, and drives away*

Song: link

Julia: *Turns around, and starts chasing the El Camino*
Stallion 55: *Passes the feu house, and hospital*
Julia: *Watching the suspect as she gets closer to him*
Tim: *On the radio* GT24,...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Song: link

The train went through a tunnel when this happened.

Rarity: I am not getting this wagon dirty.
Applejack: Rarity, we can't let simple things like mud stop us! We need to get to that train.
Rarity: I no longer want to find the train.
Applejack: Well what about arc en ciel Dash?
Rarity: arc en ciel Dash is a tough pony, who-
Applejack: *Makes the wagon go through the mud. Some of it lands on Rarity*
Rarity: My face!! MY MANE!! APPLEJACK!!!!!!!!!!!

Stop the song.

Rainbow Dash: *In the first car of the train, looking for Flam. She's near the coupling between the engine, and train, and decides to...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
??? - Its over toi won't win with me.
Dan - I'll try again and again and again.
??? - Fool. *ice bolts attacks Dan*
Dan - I created toi *destroies the ice*
??? - I'm an messiah of this world!
Dan - This is why toi killed everyone and destroyed it.
??? - HAHAHAHA I helped them all.
Dan - This is not what I wanted, this is what I asked for, and here I am standing powerless...
??? - What are those walls- wait toi WONT-
Dan - In other timelines toi won't be created as fault. The key to this gate will be my SOUL
??? - NOOOOOOO!
Dan - Goodnight, GOD-Core. toi genocide. *doors shuts*
Shadow - What now...
Dan -...
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