Con met up with the M.I.3 agent, and it was Fenix Lighter.
Con: Hi Fenix.
Fenix: Didn't know I'd be doing a mission with toi Con. How are ya?
Con: Good. I see toi have another bad car.
Fenix: The EMC tester? It hasn't let me down yet.
Con: Good. Those things tend to break down.
The two Friends drove away, but when they left Charleen arrived. Then their car broke down.
Fenix: I can fix it. Wrench
Con: *hands wrench* What do toi know about the mexicans?
Fenix: I know that they hate germans like me, so I can't stay long. Screwdriver
Con: *hands screwdriver* How close can toi get me?
Fenix: To a cemetary. Can toi get the sledgehammer?
Con: I got this *hits engine*
Fenix: Wunderbar. Let's continue.
Fenix dropped him off at the Cemetary, and Con went looking around. But then
John: Con Mane. What the foins, hay happened?
Con: John? YOU'RE ALIVE!!
John: Yeah. No thanks to you.
Con: How was I supposed to know toi could survive a bullet to the head?
John: No one can. They brought me back to life with magic, and I'm on their side now.
Con: Why 0006?
John: Don't call me that anymore.
Mexicans: *arrest Con Mane*
The suivant jour Con woke up in a jail cell, and he found Charleen asleep suivant to him.
Con: Mexico just hates everypony.
Charleen: *wakes up* WHO ARE YOU?!!
Con: The name's Mane. Con Mane. And toi are?
Charleen: Why should I tell toi when you're trying to kill me?
Con: What? I got locked up in here, and then I wake up suivant to you.
Mexican pony561: Lets go. *opens door*
The poney then lead Con, and Charleen to a room with plus mexicans.
Senia: Hola Sr. Mane.
Con: If you're gonna threaten to kill me, at least say it in english.
Mexican pony333: toi two are being held responsible for trying to stop us from destroying cities with an experimental weapon.
Con: We have to.
Mexican pony333: Si, but toi blew up one of our nuclear facilities ten days ago, and the mare destroyed one of our helicopters, a gift to the Dutch ponies.
Charleen: I was forced to.
Mexican poney 561: Well screw you!
Mexican poney 333: Easy corporal. I'll handle it.
Con: Handle this *shoots mexican with magic*
Mexican poney 561: *grabs gun*
Con: *breaks neck with magic*
Mexicans: We have two spies escaping!
How does Con Mane get out of this situation? Find out in the suivant part.
Con: Hi Fenix.
Fenix: Didn't know I'd be doing a mission with toi Con. How are ya?
Con: Good. I see toi have another bad car.
Fenix: The EMC tester? It hasn't let me down yet.
Con: Good. Those things tend to break down.
The two Friends drove away, but when they left Charleen arrived. Then their car broke down.
Fenix: I can fix it. Wrench
Con: *hands wrench* What do toi know about the mexicans?
Fenix: I know that they hate germans like me, so I can't stay long. Screwdriver
Con: *hands screwdriver* How close can toi get me?
Fenix: To a cemetary. Can toi get the sledgehammer?
Con: I got this *hits engine*
Fenix: Wunderbar. Let's continue.
Fenix dropped him off at the Cemetary, and Con went looking around. But then
John: Con Mane. What the foins, hay happened?
Con: John? YOU'RE ALIVE!!
John: Yeah. No thanks to you.
Con: How was I supposed to know toi could survive a bullet to the head?
John: No one can. They brought me back to life with magic, and I'm on their side now.
Con: Why 0006?
John: Don't call me that anymore.
Mexicans: *arrest Con Mane*
The suivant jour Con woke up in a jail cell, and he found Charleen asleep suivant to him.
Con: Mexico just hates everypony.
Charleen: *wakes up* WHO ARE YOU?!!
Con: The name's Mane. Con Mane. And toi are?
Charleen: Why should I tell toi when you're trying to kill me?
Con: What? I got locked up in here, and then I wake up suivant to you.
Mexican pony561: Lets go. *opens door*
The poney then lead Con, and Charleen to a room with plus mexicans.
Senia: Hola Sr. Mane.
Con: If you're gonna threaten to kill me, at least say it in english.
Mexican pony333: toi two are being held responsible for trying to stop us from destroying cities with an experimental weapon.
Con: We have to.
Mexican pony333: Si, but toi blew up one of our nuclear facilities ten days ago, and the mare destroyed one of our helicopters, a gift to the Dutch ponies.
Charleen: I was forced to.
Mexican poney 561: Well screw you!
Mexican poney 333: Easy corporal. I'll handle it.
Con: Handle this *shoots mexican with magic*
Mexican poney 561: *grabs gun*
Con: *breaks neck with magic*
Mexicans: We have two spies escaping!
How does Con Mane get out of this situation? Find out in the suivant part.
Ahem.
A lot of people hate Kimi Sparkle for her hilarious vidéos that think she's really being serious. Come on, guys, she's one of the Friendship is Witchcraft creators. I think (no, know) she's not telling us she really does want Rarity to go away forever ou wants Fallout: Equestria to be real (since Fo:E is really bucking long), but she's just saying a joke. People accuse her for actually hating Rarity and wanting Trixie to come back. All of the dislikers don't get sarcasm, and I think that is just either they aren't looking thoroughly into the videos, ou they are just trolling.
If toi people want to hate on just an innocent joke, go ahead. We know that there are other MLP reviewers than Kimi.
Yes, I know, that wasn't really much, but I'm not a good writer..
A lot of people hate Kimi Sparkle for her hilarious vidéos that think she's really being serious. Come on, guys, she's one of the Friendship is Witchcraft creators. I think (no, know) she's not telling us she really does want Rarity to go away forever ou wants Fallout: Equestria to be real (since Fo:E is really bucking long), but she's just saying a joke. People accuse her for actually hating Rarity and wanting Trixie to come back. All of the dislikers don't get sarcasm, and I think that is just either they aren't looking thoroughly into the videos, ou they are just trolling.
If toi people want to hate on just an innocent joke, go ahead. We know that there are other MLP reviewers than Kimi.
Yes, I know, that wasn't really much, but I'm not a good writer..
