Con met up with the M.I.3 agent, and it was Fenix Lighter.
Con: Hi Fenix.
Fenix: Didn't know I'd be doing a mission with toi Con. How are ya?
Con: Good. I see toi have another bad car.
Fenix: The EMC tester? It hasn't let me down yet.
Con: Good. Those things tend to break down.
The two Friends drove away, but when they left Charleen arrived. Then their car broke down.
Fenix: I can fix it. Wrench
Con: *hands wrench* What do toi know about the mexicans?
Fenix: I know that they hate germans like me, so I can't stay long. Screwdriver
Con: *hands screwdriver* How close can toi get me?
Fenix: To a cemetary. Can toi get the sledgehammer?
Con: I got this *hits engine*
Fenix: Wunderbar. Let's continue.
Fenix dropped him off at the Cemetary, and Con went looking around. But then
John: Con Mane. What the foins, hay happened?
Con: John? YOU'RE ALIVE!!
John: Yeah. No thanks to you.
Con: How was I supposed to know toi could survive a bullet to the head?
John: No one can. They brought me back to life with magic, and I'm on their side now.
Con: Why 0006?
John: Don't call me that anymore.
Mexicans: *arrest Con Mane*
The suivant jour Con woke up in a jail cell, and he found Charleen asleep suivant to him.
Con: Mexico just hates everypony.
Charleen: *wakes up* WHO ARE YOU?!!
Con: The name's Mane. Con Mane. And toi are?
Charleen: Why should I tell toi when you're trying to kill me?
Con: What? I got locked up in here, and then I wake up suivant to you.
Mexican pony561: Lets go. *opens door*
The poney then lead Con, and Charleen to a room with plus mexicans.
Senia: Hola Sr. Mane.
Con: If you're gonna threaten to kill me, at least say it in english.
Mexican pony333: toi two are being held responsible for trying to stop us from destroying cities with an experimental weapon.
Con: We have to.
Mexican pony333: Si, but toi blew up one of our nuclear facilities ten days ago, and the mare destroyed one of our helicopters, a gift to the Dutch ponies.
Charleen: I was forced to.
Mexican poney 561: Well screw you!
Mexican poney 333: Easy corporal. I'll handle it.
Con: Handle this *shoots mexican with magic*
Mexican poney 561: *grabs gun*
Con: *breaks neck with magic*
Mexicans: We have two spies escaping!
How does Con Mane get out of this situation? Find out in the suivant part.
Con: Hi Fenix.
Fenix: Didn't know I'd be doing a mission with toi Con. How are ya?
Con: Good. I see toi have another bad car.
Fenix: The EMC tester? It hasn't let me down yet.
Con: Good. Those things tend to break down.
The two Friends drove away, but when they left Charleen arrived. Then their car broke down.
Fenix: I can fix it. Wrench
Con: *hands wrench* What do toi know about the mexicans?
Fenix: I know that they hate germans like me, so I can't stay long. Screwdriver
Con: *hands screwdriver* How close can toi get me?
Fenix: To a cemetary. Can toi get the sledgehammer?
Con: I got this *hits engine*
Fenix: Wunderbar. Let's continue.
Fenix dropped him off at the Cemetary, and Con went looking around. But then
John: Con Mane. What the foins, hay happened?
Con: John? YOU'RE ALIVE!!
John: Yeah. No thanks to you.
Con: How was I supposed to know toi could survive a bullet to the head?
John: No one can. They brought me back to life with magic, and I'm on their side now.
Con: Why 0006?
John: Don't call me that anymore.
Mexicans: *arrest Con Mane*
The suivant jour Con woke up in a jail cell, and he found Charleen asleep suivant to him.
Con: Mexico just hates everypony.
Charleen: *wakes up* WHO ARE YOU?!!
Con: The name's Mane. Con Mane. And toi are?
Charleen: Why should I tell toi when you're trying to kill me?
Con: What? I got locked up in here, and then I wake up suivant to you.
Mexican pony561: Lets go. *opens door*
The poney then lead Con, and Charleen to a room with plus mexicans.
Senia: Hola Sr. Mane.
Con: If you're gonna threaten to kill me, at least say it in english.
Mexican pony333: toi two are being held responsible for trying to stop us from destroying cities with an experimental weapon.
Con: We have to.
Mexican pony333: Si, but toi blew up one of our nuclear facilities ten days ago, and the mare destroyed one of our helicopters, a gift to the Dutch ponies.
Charleen: I was forced to.
Mexican poney 561: Well screw you!
Mexican poney 333: Easy corporal. I'll handle it.
Con: Handle this *shoots mexican with magic*
Mexican poney 561: *grabs gun*
Con: *breaks neck with magic*
Mexicans: We have two spies escaping!
How does Con Mane get out of this situation? Find out in the suivant part.
LATER:
Airbourne: And that's why toi should let my client go..
Judge : Please sir your client Master Sword has been caught robbing a blank with a stolen police car... And all toi did was montrer up, sit down, and say "that's why toi should let him go"..
Airbourne: ...... I'll give toi twenty bucks.
Judge: DONE! (pounds hammer).
LATER AGAIN:
Master Sword: See, told toi my friend will get us out.
Saten: I guess... He creeps me out though.. He kept asking for an dirty picture of Twilight..
Master Sword: Oh yeah. Same way I have one for your Derpy
Saten: (angrily) WHAT!?
Master Sword: Yeah, have it over my wall-
Saten: (punches Sword in the face).
Master Sword: (holding his bloody nose) still worth it!
That's all I got, so end of episode.
Airbourne: And that's why toi should let my client go..
Judge : Please sir your client Master Sword has been caught robbing a blank with a stolen police car... And all toi did was montrer up, sit down, and say "that's why toi should let him go"..
Airbourne: ...... I'll give toi twenty bucks.
Judge: DONE! (pounds hammer).
LATER AGAIN:
Master Sword: See, told toi my friend will get us out.
Saten: I guess... He creeps me out though.. He kept asking for an dirty picture of Twilight..
Master Sword: Oh yeah. Same way I have one for your Derpy
Saten: (angrily) WHAT!?
Master Sword: Yeah, have it over my wall-
Saten: (punches Sword in the face).
Master Sword: (holding his bloody nose) still worth it!
That's all I got, so end of episode.
Pinkamena: (winds up in a dark cave, gloating to herself about never having been caught).
Unfortunately for her, Shining Armor, wanting revenge for poor Twilight, and all the other victims (but mostly Twilight), followed her.
Without warning, Shining Armor began beating the living crap out of her.
Shining Armor: (suddenly stops after punching her face for a full 20 minutes) Wait! Wait! One plus coup de poing will kill you!.. And I won't kill you.
Pinkamena: (nearly dead but somehow still smiling) That somehow means I win!.. I kill.. Go to jail.. Break out.. Kill again!.. Instand revers-
Shining Armor: (annoyed) yes, yes. It's an endless cycle.. But I sore to let the court do their work.. What to do.. (thinking) Hmmmmmm.
To be containued
