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Note: cidre fort, applejack is working

Applejack: let's see I needa clean mah room now
(rainbow dash come flying torwards AJ)
AJ: well howdy rainbow!
RD: yeah yeah hi.... So whatcha doing
AJ: I'm cleaning out mah room
RD: dude u needa chill why don't toi come to fluttershy's house
AJ: well I don't know....
(fluttershy comes flying to them)
AJ: howdy fluttershy!
FS: oh I'm sorry did I interrupted..... I should be going now
RD: wait fluttershy can we come over to your house with u
FS: I guess.... But please don't talk to loud in my house I don't wanna scare my little Friends (pets)
RD: don't worry those animaux are too dumb to understand us
FS: WHAT DID toi SAID!!!!!
RD: your animaux are D-U-M-B dumb....
AJ: uhhh fluttershy, darlin I think u needa calm down
FS: oops I'm sorry arc en ciel dash
RD: no problem.....so let's go
(at fluttershy's house)
AJ: wow fluttershy y'all have a big house here
FS: thanks
RD: so how about a game of truth ou dare
FS: ok
AJ: sure so who goes first?
RD:I'll go first! Let's see AJ truth ou dare
AJ: dare me if u can rainbow
RD: I dare u to act all girlish for the rest of the day
AJ: why u little-
RD: remember the dare....
AJ: grrrrrrrrr..... Fine....fluttershy truth ou dare
FS: ummmm truth if it's ok
AJ: I dare ya to scream
FS: ummm ok..... yay.....
AJ: uhhhh perfect?
RD: so AJ u wanna see who's the best in bucking down apples?
AJ: do I wanna? Of course I wann-
RD: ehem.......
AJ: uhhh I mean no! I'll get my mane dirty....
RD: hehehe so wanna go check out some boys
AJ: NO! I-I-I meant o-o-of course
RD: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
( doorbell rings)
FS: uhhh who is it
Rarity: it's me rarity
FS: come in
Rarity: why hello ponies....
RD: rarity, AJ wanted a nice dress to wear now hehe
Rarity: YAY! AJ try this dress on (hands over dress to AJ)
AJ: uhh sugarcube it's a pretty dress but no thanks
RD: remember AJ
AJ: (kicks RD)
RD: OUCH!
AJ: oops sorry darlin I needed to stretch hehe (puts on dress)
Rarity: u look so cute in that
RD:is that pinkie behind the plant near the door?
Pinkie: what's up gals?
AJ: were u spying at us?
Pinkie: don't be silly I was looking at u ponies
Rarity: anyways twilight ask me to invite toi all to come to her house today!
RD: so let's go
(they all leave to twilights house)
To be continued.......
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Jack woke up at the cemetary

Zero: *Wimpers*
Jack: What have I done? I realized, I ruined christmas, and it didn't go the way I wanted it to. We've got to fix this now *runs out of cemetary*
Zero: *Following*

Somewhere between not far away, and far away

Oogie Boogie pony: And now that I've got two ponies I'm holding prisoner, let's roll the dice, shall we? *rolls dice* WHAT?! Snake eyes? Aah *hits table*

The dice soon ended up on a six, and five

Oogie Boogie pony: Ooh, much better. And now, to kill toi two par lowering toi into the lava below. Hahahahaha!
Jack: *Appears behind oogie boogie pony* Hello...
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Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Red Rose From Chibiemmy

Honey Bee From NaomiWinx

Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Bartholomew, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Hawkeye: *stops train at station* Hi. My name is Peirce Hawkins, though someponies prefer to call me Hawkeye. For ten episodes of this season, I have made many readers of this series very happy, and gave them a good laugh. Well, not all of them came from me, but I tried! Now let's take...
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posted by TotalDramaFan60
Pinkie Pie:Don't forget! Tomorrow's my B-day Party!
arc en ciel Dash:Yeah, yeah, stop blabbering about your B-day.
Fluttershy:(Snores)
Twilight Sparkle:Fluttershy! Fluttershy, wake up!
Fluttershy:Hmmm? What?
Ponies:GET UP!
Fluttershy:WHY?
arc en ciel Dash:THE question I'D ASK IS WHY WE'RE ALL YELLING STILL!
Rarity:WELL THEN LET'S STOP!
Applejack:OKAY AFTER I SAY THIS SENTENCE!
Twilight Sparkle:EVERYPONY! Just go to sleep!
Everypony:Got it, Twilight! (Immedeatly everypony falls asleep)
Twilight Sparkle:Good. Now sleep. (Falls asleep too)
Narrator From PPG:The city of... Ooops! Wrong show!
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Jack continued working about why the green light appeared after what he did. It was so bright that Sally saw it, and decided to escape the room she was in.

Sally: *grabs bag of supplies* This oughta help.

The door was locked from the other side, so Sally had to escape through the window. It was a long drop down, and Sally had to be careful.

After tying some string onto the window, Sally had to climb down. She was carrying the bag of supplies, but when she went down, the string snapped. Sally then fell to the ground, and her arm fell off.

But, what's this? Sally didn't die somehow, and she started...
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posted by karinabrony
"The mall is so...big..." Black Rose said. She was passing par a tuxedo store and Silver Tune saw Nocturnal Mirage in there. "LOOK! Nocturnal Mirage is in there! Hide behind the clothes!" Silver Tune said. Black Rose and Silver Tune hid behind the racket of tuxedos. "Hello, may I get a black tuxedo? I want my rendez-vous amoureux, date to be perfect." They heard Nocturnal Mirage say. "Mmmhm! He is so into you, Black Rose!" Silver Tune said. "Oh, come on! It's just a date." Black Rose said. Silver Tune laughed. "Yeah, JUST A DATE. Come on! Let's go to Canterlot Styles so toi can look perfect tonight!" They both went...
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posted by _Laugh_
Snow Flake sighed. Silver Tune took a deep breath and smiled.

ST: Lets.. Just forget what just happened.
SF: Are toi sure? Don't toi want to talk about it?
ST: No, it's.. It's okay. Don't worry.
CC: Are toi sure?
ST: Yep.
CC: Very well then.
SF: Silver Tune, do toi have a rendez-vous amoureux, date for the prom?
ST: Uhh.. No.
CC: But the prom is in three days!
ST: Do toi guys already have dates?
CC: I do. I'm going with Cinnamon Twist.
SF: I'm going with Lightning Speed.

Coffee Crème and Snow Flake giggled. Silver Tune lowered her head and blushed. The brown mare gasped and stopped laughing.

CC: Silver Tune, we weren't laughing...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Seanthehedgehog presents

In Association with Disneyfan333

The Nightmare Before Christmas

Twas a long time ago. Longer now then it seems, when a town near Canterlot remained isolated from other places for a long time until a chain of events occurred. If toi never heard about this story, I say it's time toi begun

This song starts playing link

Everypony sings along to it

Colts, and Fillies of every age
Wouldn't toi like to see something strange?
Come with us, and toi will see
This our town of Halloween

This is Halloween, this is Halloween
Pumpkins scream in the dead of night
This is Halloween, everypony...
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posted by _MockingJay_
Silver Tune stopped laughing as she saw Trixie approaching her. Coffee Crème and Snow Flake rolled their eyes. Trixie smirked as she stared at Silver Tune's dress. She laughed.

Trixie: salut Silver Tune. Have toi had any luck?
ST: Uhh.. With what?
Trixie: Uh, with your weight loss, of course. Because it sure doesn't look like it.
ST: *growls*
CC: What did toi say to her?!
Trixie: Shut up, Coffee Cheese. Was I talking to you?
SF: Her name is Coffee Crème!
Trixie: Pfft. Like I care.
CC: *rolls eyes*
Trixie: Anyways pig, I wouldn't try too hard. Maybe your just meant to have a little extra grease.
SF: *gasp*...
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The last we viewed our heroes, Snowflake and Rocko, a cock-of-the-rock, were making their way to Cloudsdale to free arc en ciel Dash. They would need her in order to get close to King Cobra. As they travel, let's turn to the King himself. He had dispatched Cheerilee the night before, and now lay thinking in Twilight's library. A sentry burst into the study, startling the King. His capuche, hotte shot out, and he hissed in annoyance. The sentry came to a screeching halt, and bowed with his face to the floor.

Sentry: News for the King!

King Cobra: Come on, spit it out. What is it?

Sentry: The troops are currently...
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The last solstice

Chapter 26: The Sun and the Earth


Nocturnal Mirage has always considered himself as a stallion who can hide his emotions effectively. His face usually conveyed neutral calmness, which is why ponies thought of him as an apathetic, cold and calculating being. However, it couldn’t be further from the truth. His origins were responsible for his behavior. While most ponies were extroverted and easily showed their emotions, the place where Mirage was born had different standards. The isolated land, far away in Eastern-Equestria has existed for countless centuries without the knowledge...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Soon we landed, and the care package was not far away.

Sean: *runs to care package*
Shredder: *arrives*
Sean: *opens care package*
Shredder: *Take backpack*
Diamond Tiara: *takes backpack*
Silverspoon: *Takes Backpack*
Sean: *notices Colgate is missing* Where's Colgate?
Ponies: ?
Shredder: Well, last time I saw her, she drifted toward those trees. *points at trees .3 miles away*
Sean: Alright, spread out. Look for Colgate. *walks away*
Diamond Tiara & Silverspoon: *looks together*
Shredder: *looking*
Diamond Tiara: *finds Colgate* SEAN!!
Sean: *walks toward others*
Shredder: *follows*
Sean: *looks at Colgate*...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
Dan : i dont gonna let him win... I DONT!!!!

"when somethink fucked up... noopony cant stop feel we lost... my Friends are dead.... My team lost... I gonna feel they soul everywhere... THAT BASTARDS KILLED THEME!!! Cherry... Mirage... whyyy... I cant... I just cant help theme. .. we ran to elevator... and leave theme"

Dan : WHAT THE FUCK WE ESCAPING
Shadow : ...
Dan : What! w-what... uhhh I became monster...
Shadow : ...
*elevator stop*
Shadow : ...
Dan : toi DONT GONNA SAY SHIT!!!!... FUCK...
Natalia : palourde donw Dan
Dan : SHUT UP! SHUT UUUUUUUUUP!!!! DEMN IT... d-demn it... *ters comes* I tryed to...
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posted by alinah_09
after their meal they went out exploring the rest of the town,meeting a lot of nice poney folk..when they heard 2 ponies talking

"i heard there was a mysterious town deep in the Everfree forest..." a dit a mare with a blonde mane,bright blue eyes and a snow white fourrure coat

a blue maned mare answered "i dont know..they might be just a poney tale"

the 6 ponies heard the short conversation..Winter asked Cosmic

"what are they talking about?"

"well..its some story..its a dit that there was an old town in there with blank flanks..when ponies started having cutie marks..they kinda despised it..seeing it as...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
A special request was made for me to make another Con Mane story. And here it is.

It begins in San Franciscolt, with U.S military vehicles going down the road.

Con: *watching*
Mirage: This doesn't seem too good.
Con: I hear you. One of those ponies look a little like me, so I'll go in with the disguise.
Mirage: So be it.
Con: *puts on disguise*
Mirage: Nice. Now toi have to get to the airbase.
Con: Ok. I'll see toi there. *teleports to airbase*
US soldier: Hello General Solin.
Con: At ease corporal. I need to take a look at one of your missile launching things.
US soldier: Sure thing. It's...
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posted by karinabrony
"Oh, hey! I've been wanting to montrer toi something!" Black Rose said. She got out the small box in her backpack and showed her the pet. "Oh! Where did toi get this cute little critter at?" Silver Tune a dit as she got hold of him. "When I was in the bathroom, I got out of the door and he was right there." Black Rose said. "He sure is cute!" Silver Tune said. "Yeah, he is." Rose told her. "Here toi go!" Silver Tune a dit as she handed her the mice. Suddenly, it landed on the siège and went on the floor. "Oh no!" Black Rose said. The souris was running on the floor and it went straight to étoile, star Shimmer....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Meanwhile, on the train

Bartholomew: *sees passenger*
Passenger: *looking at map of Equestria* Hey, dude. Do toi know how long it would take to get from Germany to my place if I was driving?
Barthololmew: (Not this again.) Perhaps toi should try looking at an actual world map instead of that peice of trash l:(
Passenger: Who asked you? Fine, if you're gonna be like that, I'll use my smartphone, and it'll tell me how to get there, and how long it will take.
Bartholomew: I hate my life *jumps out train*
Passenger: *looks up directions* What's his problem? *continues looking* WHHHATTT?!?!
Passenger...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
While the train left Cheyenne for Denver, Bartholomew was checking the tickets of every passenger.

Bartholomew: Tickets please.
passenger: *gives ticket*
Bartholomew: *takes ticket* Thanks
passenger: You're not going to cut it?
Bartholomew: What?
passenger: You're supposed to use this hole puncher *points to tool* and coup de poing a hole in it.
Bartholomew: Oh *puts hole in ticket*
passenger: Thanks, dumbass.
Bartholomew: What did toi just call me?
passenger: toi heard me toi british peice of hell.
Bartholomew: *pulls passenger out of seat*
passenger: Ow! What the fuck do toi think you're doing?!
Bartholomew:...
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posted by Canada24
A jour ou two later.

The gang took a train down to Canterlot, Pinkie and Fluttershy were with them again,

Ditto was brought from still inside the orb.

Before getting on the train, Twilight had Spike send a letter about the events of the forest, and why the dark alicorn will be brought to her, so Celestia was waiting for them to arrive.

After what felt like a fairly long ride they finally arrived.

And they all climbed out of the train.

Eventually they met Celestia inside her castle.

"Thank goodness your all, alright" Celestia a dit to them.

"Yes.. We're fine Celestia" Twilight grinned.

"Soo.. What should...
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The whole scene around Ponyville was pretty somber, hell even the weather was around to match the emotions of everyone who was around at the funeral right now. The sky was a very foggy grey blue, no birds seemed to be out at this time, and the wind, although soft, gave off a violent chill to everyone.

At the funeral, everyone was gathered around the tombstone of Sweetie Belle, a picture of a musique note with Angel wings on both sides of it was etched onto the stone slab. Right now everyone stared down at it setting roses and their own teardrops onto it. Scootaloo and pomme Bloom, with stitches...
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posted by Canada24
"W.. Who are you!?" AppleBloom asked frightenedly.

"I'm Ditto" the big black alicorn before them replied with a evil grin.

"Wait.. Your the one that abducted my mother figure! With those changeling freaks!" Spike cried, getting abit angry at the alicorn.

"Ohh yes.. The 'show called' princess. I'll tell you, she may be pretty, but past that, she didn't seem worth too much at all" Ditto laughed.

"HOW DARE YOU!" Spike screamed angrily, and the CMC's had to hold him back.

Ditto just cruelly laughed.

"What do want with us!?" Sweetie Belle angrily cried at him.

"Ya.. We're just kids" Scootaloo insisted....
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