My Little Poney Article: My little poney part 1 Applejack's secret

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My little poney part 1 Applejack's secret

posted by applejackrocks

Note: cidre fort, applejack is working

Applejack: let's see I needa clean mah room now
(rainbow dash come flying torwards AJ)
AJ: well howdy rainbow!
RD: yeah yeah hi.... So whatcha doing
AJ: I'm cleaning out mah room
RD: dude u needa chill why don't toi come to fluttershy's house
AJ: well I don't know....
(fluttershy comes flying to them)
AJ: howdy fluttershy!
FS: oh I'm sorry did I interrupted..... I should be going now
RD: wait fluttershy can we come over to your house with u
FS: I guess.... But please don't talk to loud in my house I don't wanna scare my little Friends (pets)
RD: don't worry those animaux are too dumb to understand us
FS: WHAT DID toi SAID!!!!!
RD: your animaux are D-U-M-B dumb....
AJ: uhhh fluttershy, darlin I think u needa calm down
FS: oops I'm sorry arc en ciel dash
RD: no problem.....so let's go
(at fluttershy's house)
AJ: wow fluttershy y'all have a big house here
FS: thanks
RD: so how about a game of truth ou dare
FS: ok
AJ: sure so who goes first?
RD:I'll go first! Let's see AJ truth ou dare
AJ: dare me if u can rainbow
RD: I dare u to act all girlish for the rest of the day
AJ: why u little-
RD: remember the dare....
AJ: grrrrrrrrr..... Fine....fluttershy truth ou dare
FS: ummmm truth if it's ok
AJ: I dare ya to scream
FS: ummm ok..... yay.....
AJ: uhhhh perfect?
RD: so AJ u wanna see who's the best in bucking down apples?
AJ: do I wanna? Of course I wann-
RD: ehem.......
AJ: uhhh I mean no! I'll get my mane dirty....
RD: hehehe so wanna go check out some boys
AJ: NO! I-I-I meant o-o-of course
RD: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
( doorbell rings)
FS: uhhh who is it
Rarity: it's me rarity
FS: come in
Rarity: why hello ponies....
RD: rarity, AJ wanted a nice dress to wear now hehe
Rarity: YAY! AJ try this dress on (hands over dress to AJ)
AJ: uhh sugarcube it's a pretty dress but no thanks
RD: remember AJ
AJ: (kicks RD)
RD: OUCH!
AJ: oops sorry darlin I needed to stretch hehe (puts on dress)
Rarity: u look so cute in that
RD:is that pinkie behind the plant near the door?
Pinkie: what's up gals?
AJ: were u spying at us?
Pinkie: don't be silly I was looking at u ponies
Rarity: anyways twilight ask me to invite toi all to come to her house today!
RD: so let's go
(they all leave to twilights house)
To be continued.......

Seanthehedgehog and tailsfan111 like this

applejackrocks Please comment I know the title didn't match the part 1 of the story if u have any ideas please tell me

Dragon-88 It very well written, I like how AJ and Rainbow are competing with each other!

Seanthehedgehog I found a classic.

Jade_23 ew. xD

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Saten Twist Adventures 7.. Part 2

posted by Canada24

THE suivant DAY:

Saten was seen in a local bar.
Saten: *pounds counter* WERE'S MY DRINK!?
Bartender: Sir. toi haven't oldered one yet.
Saten: Oh, right.. Give me.. Hell, what's the strongest alcohol toi got?
Bartender: I don't know.. Whiskey.
Saten: Great.. I'll have the Rum.
Bartender: If toi say so.
Suddenly Derpy ran in.
Derpy: Saten! Saten!. I have great news.. Someone asked me out.
Saten: Oh.. Did they now.
Derpy: Yeah. He somehow has gotten his hooves on tickets to the grand galloping gala, tomarrow..
Saten: That's tomarrow!?
Derpy: Yeah.. Crazy huh?
Saten: Oh well. I'm happy for you.
Derpy: *sadly* If...

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The Breakfast Family goes to Wisconsin Dells (based on a true story!)

posted by TotalDramaFan60

My name is érable Syrup.

I'm married to Buttered Pancake and our daughter Gummy ours is just the cutest little filly you've ever seen.

But this is our big trip.

Gummy has never been in the car this long. She woke up early of the jour we went sad was jumping around wildly. She kept chanting, "Wisconsin! Wisconsin! Wisconsin! Wisconsin!" Over and over again. Me and Buttered just rolled our eyes. It was a very long car trip, but because I was "crabby" Buttered drove the way and back. Anyway, when we got here, Gummy was just amazed. Giant clock! Stuffed animals! Sweets! Tattoos! Store! Her eyes just...

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Saten Twist Adventures 6... PART 5

posted by Canada24

Sweetie now realised that Rarity was never trying to outshine her. She was just buying time, till Sweetie Belle arrived. IF she arrived.

Rarity: Ooh... Sapphire Shores is such a big étoile, star and such a stickler for details. What if everything's not perfect enough?... Oh, buck up, Rarity, stop this foolishness. You've done your best and left nothing to chance! All that's needed now is a good night's rest.

Wait.. Stop the train.
Like in The Incredibles, when he stops the train because of his super strangth.
But anyway.
Did she just say "buck it?".
I believe she did.
I took that from the original script....

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Saten Twist Adventures 6... PART 3

posted by Canada24

Sweetie Belle was too angry to sleep, and decided to take revenge on Rarity.

SweetieBelle plans to ruin one of Rarity's hats.
Angle on her shoulder: No! Don't do it!
Devil on shoulder: Don't lesson to that sissy. Do it!
Angle: Who toi calling a sissy!
Devil: You... Sissy.
SweetieBelle: Guys this isn't helping.
Angle: Look. Look.. Rarity didn't mean it.
SweetieBelle: Wow.. Guess your right..
Angle: That's right. Now just go back to be- *literary gets shot par a gun that the devil pulls out*
SweetieBelle: OH MY GOD!
Devil: *points the tiny gun* DO IT! DO IT NOW!
SweetieBelle: *puts hands up* Okay. Okay. Take it.. Take it easy *nervously goes back to ruining the hat*

TO BE CONTAINUED

arc en ciel Dash's Quest For Swag Part 2

added by Seanthehedgehog

The adventure continues, and this part begins with screaming.

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My Little Poney

Just Be Me Episode 1 Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

It was a beautiful jour in Equestria. arc en ciel Dash, Applejack, and Rarity were sitting at a restaurant having lunch.

Applejack: Well, thanks toi two for helping out at my farm.
Rainbow Dash: No problem.
Rarity: There was no problem for me either, except for...
Applejack: Yes?
Rarity: Dirt.
Rainbow Dash: That's nothing to worry about. Besides, if toi get it on you, toi can just wash it off.
Applejack: I'm surprised toi didn't wear that farming outfit toi made when Trenderhoof was visiting.
Rarity: Oh yeah, about that...

Yesterday at Carousel Botique

Sweetie Belle: *Wearing Rarity's farming outfit*...

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arc en ciel Dash Saves The jour

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Michael

It was a beautiful jour in Equestria. A quarry opened, and all the ponies that worked there were stallions. They would collect stone, to make statues, buildings, sidewalks, and many other things.

One day, arc en ciel Dash met with Celestia at her cloudhouse.

Celestia: The quarry needs a pegasus to help out for a few days. The manager, and I agreed that toi would be the best option. I will find others to take over your work until toi get back.
Rainbow Dash: I won't let toi down. *Flies to the quarry*

By the time she arrived, arc en ciel Dash met an earth poney named Michael. He was not happy to meet Rainbow...

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Saten Twist adventures 2

posted by Canada24

Again this takes place joining an episode..
The pomme Cider one..
By the way? Anyone ever drank pomme cider... Is it good!?
Because I never had it.
I'll try to involve Windwaker's character if I can..
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Pinkie came out of her tent, with her hair even crazier then usual.
Fluttershy: Oh, Gose, Pinkie. I l’amour your new style.
Rainbow: Who are these ponies!?
Pinkie: Isn't this great? I couldn't sleep last night 'cause I was so excited about cider season, and I had this brilliant idea to come down here and...

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The Great Equestrian War Episode 1

posted by SomeoneButNoone

What if Princess'es and Prince's mind would be taked over par Insanity? The thing that happend here... In Equestria...

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The Great Equestrian War
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Episode 1
"The Start"
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GEA COMMAND LOG [Build 31641143]
//>Connecting to 525:632:0:1
//>
//>Connected
//>Installing File XHaCK.exe
//>
//>Instaled
//>ERROR NO 633
//>Alert Missels has been shot at - Canterlot

??? - Lets begin... the War...

At The Same Time...

Ponyville

Twilight - I dont think so...
Spike - Come on!
Dan - Its not that hard...
Twilight - mmm... ok... *cast spell and change wood into oreiller at same time Canterlot exploded*...

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When Ollie's OCD strikes.

posted by IrisTheHedgehog

It a warm jour in the village.
Ollie watched CherryBomb and petit gâteau, cupcake put cherries on the cupcakes for Ms.Sugarcane."You guys aren't putting them on right-"Ollie replaced them and walked off the two Sisters looked confused but kept placing down cherries.
She flapped her wings watching to fillies playing ball,*Gaaasp*"Put your hooves this way!"She usually didn't care about sports...
The fillies watched Ollie walk away.
*Later that night*Time for sleep..*wait the closets not closed and I didn't brush off my covers!*"Maybe I should tell Nurse Lighty to Help me with my OCD....."
THE END.

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My Little Futuristic Pony: l’espace is Magic Episode 1

posted by TotalDramaFan60

Theme song:
My Little Future!
My Little Future!
Aaaaaaaaaah...
My Little Future!
I used to wonder what l’espace had in store!
My Little Future
Until toi all took me and my hooves felt sore!
Big adventure!
Loads of aliens? But...AAAAAAAAH!!!!!
A beautiful star...
FUTURE APPLES!
*squealing* *starts screaming*
Fluttershy is scared
But we just don't care!
*Fluttershy screams*
Yeah, My Little Future!
Do toi know that l’espace is a dangerous place?

Twilight Sparkle is lire a book, and this is what it says:

"The last time the moon was there, it ended sadly. Princess Celestia--"
Twilight closed the book, and ran to her house....

Twilight's Student

posted by Seanthehedgehog

This is a spin off of my Hedgehog In Ponyville series. It takes place between Discorded, and The Great Escape.

Theme song: link

Twilight's Student

For a long time, Twilight Sparkle has been evil, and has been working for a human scientist named Dr. Robotnik. He came from a world far away called Mobius.

Together, they created an army of Changelings, Griffons, and human soldiers known as Nazis.

After arresting Sean the hedgehog, arc en ciel Dash, Princess Celestia, and a group of other ponies, Twilight Sparkle was sent to Russia, to kill a Russian general.

However, as Twilight was doing this, she...

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arc en ciel Dash And The Chinese Dragon

posted by Seanthehedgehog

This is a sequel to one of my stories called Pinkie's Ghost.

Rainbow Dash, and Pinkie Pie are friends, but sometimes Pinkie likes to tease Dash about the time she fooled her par thinking she was a ghost. arc en ciel Dash doesn't like that.

One night, they were having a sleepover at Sugarcube Corner.

Pinkie Pie: Wake up Dashie! Are toi dreaming about the time toi thought I was a ghost?
Rainbow Dash: Certainly not. Anyway, I was just pretending to be afraid. I knew it was you.
Pinkie Pie: I hope toi don't mind the room being dark.
Rainbow Dash: Why?
Pinkie Pie: Just checking to make sure toi don't get...

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Awesome poney pics

added by NocturnalMirage

Source: EQD

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Awesome poney pics

added by NocturnalMirage

Source: EQD

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The History Of Equestria: Police Ponies Part 6

posted by Seanthehedgehog

This is the 2,100th article on this club. Let's celebrate!!

Now onto the story

Many serious crimes have been committed through out Equestria. Some of them, are dealing with illegal drugs. We told some ponies about this, and here are what they said.

Twilight: Man, I got's no idea what you're talkin bout. *Grabs weed, and starts smoking it*
Applejack: It's a good thing we don't have any drugs in Ponyville. *Kicks pomme tree* Wait a minute. *Thinking* Twilight has drugs! I hope she gets put in the slammer.
Rainbow Dash: If there were any ponies dealing with illegal drugs, I'd stop them before the...

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The History Of Equestria: Police Ponies Part 5

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Now, we take a look at the military police. Their job is to check everything that's going on, and to make sure things go smoothly in certain parts of the military. The MP's have been around for quite a long time.

Twilight: Man, from all of the livres I've read, MP's have been around for at least seventy years. They take their job seriously. Good thing I ain't in the military, because toi know how much I hate police ponies.
Maud: Military Police ponies aren't rocks, so I don't like them.
Rarity: I think their job is fantastic, but they need better uniforms.

On a TV montrer called M*A*S*H, at least...

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The History Of Equestria: Police Ponies Part 4

posted by Seanthehedgehog

When most ponies think about the police, they think about the ones that protect towns/cities. What they don't know is that there are police ponies for many things. Towns, cities, railroads, even the military has it's own police force.

We got a camera crew to follow a poney in the railroad police, doing a daily patrol in Kansas City, Maressouri. Then, this happened.

RP Pony: *Driving train* I'm officer Johnny Johnson, and I've been in the railroad police for a few years. It's not like being an ordinary cop, toi don't just pull somepony over for going over the speed limit. toi gotta make sure...

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The History Of Equestria: Police Ponies Part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

télévision shows about Police Ponies are popular. There have been many Cop shows over the past sixty years. Dragnet, Adam-12, Hawaii Five-0, The Streets Of San Franciscolt, the liste is almost endless. We asked someponies what Cop montrer they liked, and here are the réponses we got.

Rainbow Dash: I really like watching Blue Bloods. A lot of action, and everything else that's awesome is in there.
Twilight: Man, what makes toi think I'd watch a montrer about something I hate? F**k the police!
Appplejack: I don't have a television, whatever that is.
Big Mac: Eeyup. *Looking at magazine for T.V set* (My...

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The History Of Equestria: Police Ponies Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Ponies that work for the police l’amour their job, but like most things, cops haven't been around here forever.

During the middle ages, there were no police ponies. Instead, there were knights, fighting each other for plus land to have for their kingdom.

The Wild West had no cops either. The closest thing to a police officer was a sheriff. In many towns of the Wild West, the sheriffs would always get killed.

Then, towards the end of the 19th century, the police poney was invented. Most police ponies were Irish immigrants, living in the east, ou mid-west coast of the United States of Equestria....