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Ponyville, September 10th, 2012 BCR.
arc en ciel Dash's nuage home.

arc en ciel Dash was reading, like she did a lot these days. Twilight had donné her the newest issue of Daring Do to her, but with the Gilda case, she didn't have had much time to read into the new exploits of the adventurous Pegasus. But now, with the Weekend, she had time enough.

After Celestia's sun graced Equestria once again, she awoke, ate her breakfast, and began lire into the story. Daring Do and The Quest for the Romanov's. arc en ciel had read a couple of lines in the intro already, but then Gilda came back into Ponyville, and she completely forgot about the book. But now, she had all the time of the world to read into the story. As far as she could gather, was this story going about that Daring, while on vacation in the Soviet Union, came on the case for searching the missing treasure of the Romanov's, the Russian czar family. While on the quest, Daring had to evade many a Soviet agent, and she became Number 1 on the KGB liste For Dangerous Persons.

Dash was so deeply thought into her reading, that she didn't noticed that a griffin was nearing the room where arc en ciel Dash was sleeping. She stopped mid-reading to exhale from the Awesomeness that this book included. But she never got the chance to read further, because a rock knocked her out cold. Gilda dragged her unconscious body out of her home, and smirked; 'Hehe, Dashie, looks like I got the higher hand!', and flew off to a unknown location in Equestria.

Unknown Location, Equestria.
September 10th, 2012 BCR.

arc en ciel Dash groggily awoke, only to find herself chained to a table, locking her front and back hoofs and middle in place. Dashie, of course, began to panic, because she was reminded of a nightmare she once had. One where her best friend, Pinkie Pie, would cut her open, and make cupcakes from the innards of the young Pegasus. But her fear was cut short after she heard paw and claw steps, instead of hoof steps. 'Hello? Pinkie, is that you?!' she said. Her surprise was then even greater that instead of a rose Earth Pony, was that a griffin stood there, with a very scaring smirk on her face. 'Heheh, finally your awake!'

'Gilda? What the foins, hay is happening?!' arc en ciel screamed.

'Heh, like toi even have a clue. I haven't forgot my little 'shower' in Town Square, Dashie!' Gilda said.

'What? What?! Is that the reason why toi lock me up here, in this, wherever this is? Gilda, not cool!'

'Hey, toi no 'Not Cool' to me, sis! The fact is, here, that I want my revenge what you've done to me!'

'What?' arc en ciel began to laugh. 'Hahaaa! And how where toi going to do that, Gilda? toi don't even know what I have been through!'

With that, Gilda was shot, remembering that memory, but then her smirk came back, remembering how Dashie would remember what she would say next!

'Remember that evening, after Coach Thunder almost murdered you?'

Dashie tried to remember, and then her eyes widened! 'No! No, no, no, no! Please, Gilda, not that! Not That!!'

Cloudsdale, the evening of June 17th, 1778 BCR.

Dash and her griffin companion retreaded to the sleeping quarters, for getting a good night sleep. Coach Thunder a dit to the young Cyan filly, 'And suivant time, wake up on time!' and clopped over the young filly. Luckily he didn't hit her, but it was enough to break the young filly into tears once again. They both flew towards the sleeping compartments, and went to their rooms. Gilda was the first to climb in her bed, but arc en ciel Dash was reluctant. She didn't want to go to sleep, out fear that she overslept once again. Gilda eventually persuaded her to climb in her bed, and that she would wake her up that suivant morning.

Celestia's sun set again, and made place for Luna's moon, and the two sky bound animaux were sound asleep, ou so toi would think. The mythical creature that is the griffin was actually fake sleeping, and she was going to awake the Pegasus. She had heard tales that she was very ticklish, and she wanted to test that out upon her. So, she slowly streaked her claw over her back, and the Pegasus filly awoke in laughter. 'G-Gilda, *laughter* don't do that!' But unfortunately, that was for Gilda a sign to keep tickling her.

Next, she tickled her on her back, and Dash began to laugh even harder, so hard that the rest of the compartment came to see it for themselves where that noise came from. They were quite in for a surprise.

Next, the whole compartment was in to tickle the young Pegasus, while the rest was holding her down. How hard she struggled, it was to no avail. She tried to scream for the takers that were in the compartment, too, but the tickling was so good that she didn't got a word to scream for them.

Unknown Location, Equestria.
September 10th, 2012 BCR.

Dashie was squirming into her place, because she knew what Gilda was going to do next! 'No!! No, Gilda, please!! NOOOO!!!' but the screaming and the squealing of her only made the choice of continuing for Gilda even bigger. She tried to sush the Pegasus par telling it's okay, and stroking her mane. Next, she brought down a tray, covered par a table, tableau cloth, but to her horror, it didn't contained surgical tools, but brushes, feathers and other tickling stuff!

Now was Dashie squirming even more, and she was even screeching for help.

'Oh, toi crybaby! Nopony is going to find toi here! Besides, let's get down to business.....' she a dit while dangerously placing her left claw towards the belly of the Pegasus. Dashie tried to stop it, but she couldn't do anything. Next, the claw placed herself upon the belly, and Dash was laughing once again!
posted by SomeoneButNoone
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Shadowknight - So... How did toi know.
Doctor - Among greatest magicians and healers we are...
Shadowknight - Don't tell me it's because you're connected to underground. Truth.
Doctor - Truth to be told. I saved toi after toi got yourself beaten up. That's why armor was in my hoofs.
Shadowknight - Hm... That's all?
Doctor - I didn't called toi for that. It's about one of princesses.
Shadowknight - What is it.
Doctor - Pearl... She is... Having a terrible sickness.
Shadowknight - What...
Doctor - Her mental state, seeing her mother get killed made it even worse and we need medicine right away.
Shadowknight...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
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4 days later
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Damien - *watches TV*
Joel - *eating sandwich*
Twilight - *sleeping cuffed*
Damien - Uh I'm bored...
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FI - Good news boys I found toi a gent and mare to rejoindre toi up. Steven and Nicole are outside let them in

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Nicole - I'm Nicole... Im doing this for living.
Steven - I'm Steven, have mafia debt like you.
FI - Now to do something with this princess. We won't kill her and I can't put her on black market - too shady we gonna get denied ou set up. Hmmm... I have idea. Drive to Old Ponyville. toi will meet up with Hispanic pony. He will buy her off - no set up I will contact...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
It was 10 PM. Didont entered Gran Turismo with Flamethrower in a black Jaguar.


Didont: Where does it tell us to go now?
Flamethrower: We keep going straight until we get to the intersection.
Didont: Perfect. This road intersects with Malpaso Avenue. We're in the right spot now.

They didn't notice that they were speeding. Their car was at 45, but the speed was 35.

Tim: We got a speeder.

Song: link

Julia: *Drives onto the road from a gas station, and follows the Jaguar*
Tim: GT24, we have a black Jaguar northbound on Main Street. We're going to pull him over for speeding. License plate...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
Episode 5

Evil in costume of friend.

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Arthur - Do toi think this will help us?
Holy Palladin - The damn kid is on her side now so it will be easy to kidnap one of them.
Arthur - With one shall we kidnap *drinks wine*
Holy Palladin - Why choosing! Take both of princesses!
Arthur - Soon your and my dream will become one... From old times I was taken as an ally to everyone... Time to montrer them my power.
Holy Palladin - *leaves room* Fool... He have no idea that when I wil L claim the ancient dragon for myself I'll kill him... Hahahaha...

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Lilly - Did toi cleaned the floor?
Shadowknight - Yes...
Lilly...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Song: link

Ponies: *Driving their cars on the freeway*

Episode 5: The Drifter

Special Guest Stars

Applejack as Julie Gunner
Barry Baricza as Frank
Amtrak as Gordon Fell

Julia: *Driving between a Buick, and a Porsche*

And introducing a new OC, Reggie

A poney in a black suit was riding a Kawasaki motorcycle as fast as he could.

Old Stallion: *Honks his horn twice as the poney passes him* Damn kids on those two wheel death traps. He's going to get himself killed.
Black Suit Pony: *Does a wheelie, and goes on a car. He goes airborne, and lands on a Nissan Skyline police car*
Police poney 77: *Talks on the...
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 George Tildon, will appear in a later part of this story
George Tildon, will appear in a later part of this story
Sean met up with arc en ciel Dash at the château in Canterlot with Master Sword, and Wind.

Rainbow Dash: Eggman's soldiers just tried to kill Sean. He might send another squad in here to kill one of us next.
Master Sword: Well if that's the case, we need to stop them.
Wind: They're all in Mobius. How do we get there?
Sean: par teleporting.
Wind: Yes, I know that, but we don't have anything to teleport us there.
Sean: That is where you're wrong. *Grabs his chaos emerald* This little green thing is called a chaos emerald. It is capable of stopping time, if the user knows how to use it correctly. I only...
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posted by Canada24
This small, crappy, chapter is all I got..

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SEVERAL DAYS LATER:

"Do we really have to wear these?" Rover whispered, as it's revealed, Ganger is making them wear old hockey masks (like toi would see on JASON VOORHEES).

"Yes.. Because there awesome" Ganger whispered, putting on his mask.

"But it's the middle of the night, Rarity will be asleep" Rover whispered back, revealing they've sneak into Rarity's house.

"Yeah.. And why are we even here?" Spot whispered.

"I told you.. Rarity may have some or hidden around.. She likes making her dresses 'fancy" Ganger whispered back.
Spike: [sighs] toi know the worst thing about toi being the Princess of Friendship? The dishes.
Twilight: Thanks for taking care of that, Spike. After three events in one week, I really needed to relax with a good book.
Spike: It's kinda funny, isn't it? All these ponies comin' to toi for conseil about friendship?
Twilight: What's funny about that?
Spike: toi know, 'cause toi used to be famous for being such a bad friend.
Twilight: What are toi talking about? I had good Friends in Canterlot.
Spike: Come on, Twilight. Look at the wall. D'ya see any photos from before we moved to Ponyville? And look...
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Saten: Well, I should get goin-
Twi: Saten, wait.. toi know how we put toi as part of our group now?
Saten: What about it?
Pinkie: We need toi your help., Something's coming.
Saten: (groans) What is it THIS time?

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Octavia: Why are Saten and the girls huddled up like that? Do we know what they're on about?
Apple Bloom: The way they're huddled up like that, I'd say it's either a friendship problem ou a monster attack.
Octavia: (naively believing her) A monster attack?! Blast! I'm performing at the ceremony this afternoon, and I still haven't...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: March 4, 1960
Location: Cheyenne Wyoming
Time: 10:40 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Percy: *Goes to Pete's office, and knocks on the door* Sir? May I come in?
Putnam: Who's that? toi called the cops on us!!
Pete: I didn't even lay a hoof on the phone.
Amanda: toi could have called them before our arrival.
Pete: toi came here unexpected.
Percy: *Knocks on the door* Pete, is everything okay?!
Putnam: How does he know your name?
Pete: That's Percy. He worked for me for over ten years, and still does a good job fixing track, and trains in case toi were wondering.
Amanda: Did toi take our advice...
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added by NocturnalMirage
Source: facebook, joyreactor, deviantart
It was time for Big Mac's trail.
And he insisted constantly on his innocence, but the blood over his hooves and crazy look his his eye spoke for itself.
Big Mac: (wearing a cast over his broken arm) It wasn't my idea. It was HER's (reveals Twilight's smarty pants doll to the crowd). She told me to kill them!
Judge: Really!?.. toi realize your talking about an toy doll, right?
Big Mac: Hey.. We ALL find l’amour in different fashions. And smarty pants will ALWAYS l’amour me.
Ditto: toi got a lot of problems, don't you?

After Big Mac was voted guilty, Ditto violently throws Big Mac into a prison cell.
Ditto: These people are too soft., if it were up to me, your be shot in the face. ou hung to death..
Big Mac: Yeah. Fuck toi too!
Ditto: (prepares fist)
Luna: (gently pulls him back) Leave it Ditto.. It's not like the creep is going anywhere.
Ditto: (sighs) Guess your right.

TO BE CONTAINUED
Meanwhile.
Ditto and his group continued searching for Big Mac.
At one point he ran into Tom Foolery.
Tom: Hey. Hey. It's the famish guy.
Ditto: Yeah.. I guess it is.
Tom: Aren't toi the chief of police.
Ditto: Uh huh.
Tom: What brings toi here?.. All out of donuts in Canterlot.
Audience: *laughs*
Ditto: ............ What the hell was that!?
Tom: Sorry. I can't get rid of them.
Ditto: Ahh.. Celestia was complain about the same thing yesterday., she ordered me to scare them off., It took less effect then toi might think it would.
Audience: (laughs)
Tom: Anyway. What do toi want.. Sir?
Ditto: Well.... I'm...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme song >>>> link

SeanTheHedgehog Presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

NocturnalMirage from NochurnalMirage

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, Ike, Nicole, Mike, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Also starring the Southern Pacific ponies.

Nikki West From Jade_23

Michael, Roger, Anthony, Ryan, Duke, and Donut from Seanthehedgehog

Special guest étoile, star Stephanie from SeanTheHedgehog

Episode 76: Foul Ball
Date: August 11, 1958
Location:...
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posted by BlackPetals
Boo. I've come back from the grave to write plus aléatoire things. Seriously, this time. I believe I've improved as a writer, after several stories a few dozen poems and about ten écriture classes. So, let's see how this goes.

A slender but sturdy orange mare bucked her hind legs, her hooves thumping into a tree. Apples fell like rain, overflowing the buckets and coaxing a smile. A few feet away, a canary-coated mare flinched, letting out a squeak. "It- it's very l-loud..." She mumbled, cheeks pink. The orange mate laughed. "Of course it is, Fluttershy. All hard work produces noise." The mare's...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
We are introduced to one of the police ponies in this fanfiction. Master Sword. He was a corporal, and wanted to be promoted, but the only way to do that was to make thirty arrests. He only needed one more.

Master Sword: Hmm, what have we here? *Sees a mare standing par a car*
Night Frizz: *Putting air into one of the tires for her car*
Master Sword: *Puts on sirens*
Night Frizz: What did I do?
Master Sword: *Talking into loudspeaker* Ma'am, toi have parked too close to a feu hydrant.
Night Frizz: But I'm no where near the feu hydrant.
Master Sword: The law says toi have to park ten hooves, or...
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added by NocturnalMirage
Source: joyreactor
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: EQD, joyreactor, deviantart
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: EQD, joyreactor, deviantart
added by NocturnalMirage
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