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Ponyville, September 10th, 2012 BCR.
arc en ciel Dash's nuage home.

arc en ciel Dash was reading, like she did a lot these days. Twilight had donné her the newest issue of Daring Do to her, but with the Gilda case, she didn't have had much time to read into the new exploits of the adventurous Pegasus. But now, with the Weekend, she had time enough.

After Celestia's sun graced Equestria once again, she awoke, ate her breakfast, and began lire into the story. Daring Do and The Quest for the Romanov's. arc en ciel had read a couple of lines in the intro already, but then Gilda came back into Ponyville, and she completely forgot about the book. But now, she had all the time of the world to read into the story. As far as she could gather, was this story going about that Daring, while on vacation in the Soviet Union, came on the case for searching the missing treasure of the Romanov's, the Russian czar family. While on the quest, Daring had to evade many a Soviet agent, and she became Number 1 on the KGB liste For Dangerous Persons.

Dash was so deeply thought into her reading, that she didn't noticed that a griffin was nearing the room where arc en ciel Dash was sleeping. She stopped mid-reading to exhale from the Awesomeness that this book included. But she never got the chance to read further, because a rock knocked her out cold. Gilda dragged her unconscious body out of her home, and smirked; 'Hehe, Dashie, looks like I got the higher hand!', and flew off to a unknown location in Equestria.

Unknown Location, Equestria.
September 10th, 2012 BCR.

arc en ciel Dash groggily awoke, only to find herself chained to a table, locking her front and back hoofs and middle in place. Dashie, of course, began to panic, because she was reminded of a nightmare she once had. One where her best friend, Pinkie Pie, would cut her open, and make cupcakes from the innards of the young Pegasus. But her fear was cut short after she heard paw and claw steps, instead of hoof steps. 'Hello? Pinkie, is that you?!' she said. Her surprise was then even greater that instead of a rose Earth Pony, was that a griffin stood there, with a very scaring smirk on her face. 'Heheh, finally your awake!'

'Gilda? What the foins, hay is happening?!' arc en ciel screamed.

'Heh, like toi even have a clue. I haven't forgot my little 'shower' in Town Square, Dashie!' Gilda said.

'What? What?! Is that the reason why toi lock me up here, in this, wherever this is? Gilda, not cool!'

'Hey, toi no 'Not Cool' to me, sis! The fact is, here, that I want my revenge what you've done to me!'

'What?' arc en ciel began to laugh. 'Hahaaa! And how where toi going to do that, Gilda? toi don't even know what I have been through!'

With that, Gilda was shot, remembering that memory, but then her smirk came back, remembering how Dashie would remember what she would say next!

'Remember that evening, after Coach Thunder almost murdered you?'

Dashie tried to remember, and then her eyes widened! 'No! No, no, no, no! Please, Gilda, not that! Not That!!'

Cloudsdale, the evening of June 17th, 1778 BCR.

Dash and her griffin companion retreaded to the sleeping quarters, for getting a good night sleep. Coach Thunder a dit to the young Cyan filly, 'And suivant time, wake up on time!' and clopped over the young filly. Luckily he didn't hit her, but it was enough to break the young filly into tears once again. They both flew towards the sleeping compartments, and went to their rooms. Gilda was the first to climb in her bed, but arc en ciel Dash was reluctant. She didn't want to go to sleep, out fear that she overslept once again. Gilda eventually persuaded her to climb in her bed, and that she would wake her up that suivant morning.

Celestia's sun set again, and made place for Luna's moon, and the two sky bound animaux were sound asleep, ou so toi would think. The mythical creature that is the griffin was actually fake sleeping, and she was going to awake the Pegasus. She had heard tales that she was very ticklish, and she wanted to test that out upon her. So, she slowly streaked her claw over her back, and the Pegasus filly awoke in laughter. 'G-Gilda, *laughter* don't do that!' But unfortunately, that was for Gilda a sign to keep tickling her.

Next, she tickled her on her back, and Dash began to laugh even harder, so hard that the rest of the compartment came to see it for themselves where that noise came from. They were quite in for a surprise.

Next, the whole compartment was in to tickle the young Pegasus, while the rest was holding her down. How hard she struggled, it was to no avail. She tried to scream for the takers that were in the compartment, too, but the tickling was so good that she didn't got a word to scream for them.

Unknown Location, Equestria.
September 10th, 2012 BCR.

Dashie was squirming into her place, because she knew what Gilda was going to do next! 'No!! No, Gilda, please!! NOOOO!!!' but the screaming and the squealing of her only made the choice of continuing for Gilda even bigger. She tried to sush the Pegasus par telling it's okay, and stroking her mane. Next, she brought down a tray, covered par a table, tableau cloth, but to her horror, it didn't contained surgical tools, but brushes, feathers and other tickling stuff!

Now was Dashie squirming even more, and she was even screeching for help.

'Oh, toi crybaby! Nopony is going to find toi here! Besides, let's get down to business.....' she a dit while dangerously placing her left claw towards the belly of the Pegasus. Dashie tried to stop it, but she couldn't do anything. Next, the claw placed herself upon the belly, and Dash was laughing once again!
posted by SomeoneButNoone
Joel - *drinks drink while watching sunset from his penthouse*


-Everything was chill they were thinking. So did I.-


Mare - Phone Hun. *view him phone*
Joel - Yup?
Dimitri - Look outside old friend.
Joel - *notices SWAT* what the. Dimitri it's toi right what is happening!
Dimitri - Don't act dumb. BlackNET got Leaked. We has a rat inside all along. Run away.
Joel - I have kids and wife!
Dimitri - We got them in Van. Jake is waiting at safehouse. Same location.

-some time later-

Joel - *opens vault* Alright. *takes shit and wears it*


-Well. I rather think that this is plus normal than chill life-

Joel -...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Round 7 is beginning

Pinkie Pie: *Gets into the teleporter with everypony else* Now remember, we won't use the teleporter until a zombie gets near us. That way, we can kill it with the lightning that comes out.
Twilight: Rightning?
Pinkie Pie: Das is correct.
Zombies: *Appearing from barriers*

The theater started to shake.

Rainbow Dash: Uh-oh. I think we got some new Friends coming to rejoindre the party.
Applejack: *Shoots a zombie* toi see what happens when toi touch Applejack?
Rainbow Dash: But he didn't even touch you.
Applejack: Exactly.
Pinkie Pie: *Sees a zombie getting very close* Now! *Uses the...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Adrenaline soon returned to Don Castalini's house with Larry in the beetle.

Larry: *Sees three black El Doritos parked in front of Don Castalini's house* Well it looks like we got some company.
Adrenaline: Guess we should be prepared for something.
Larry: Yeah, it looks like the Don has another job for us, with several plus ponies in our gang.
Adrenaline: Sounds like fun.

But as they got out of the car, a poney in the house shot at them with a Tommygun

Larry: *Taking cover behind the fence* What is this?!!?
Scaletta Pony: We have your boss! Come in with your hooves up!
Larry: Usually, it's come...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
Episode 2
Exploration of Power.

---
Queen - Welcome to the Heroes tourna-

*preparing room*
Shadowknight - *looks at hoofs*
Pearl - Don't worry however you'll do I will be proud.
Shadowknight - Hehe... (Hearing it from child's mouth feels weird)
Pearl - salut I know his weakness!
Shadowknight - Hm?
Pearl - When he lunge he is making and opening in center of his body, if toi hit it book he is down and toi win yaaay!
Shadowknight - I can exploit that...

-arena-

Angel - At last.
Shadowknight - Tch...
Emerald - Don't kill him...
Angel - I'll try.
Shadowknight - You'll be the one dying today *grabs sword*
...
...
...
Queen...
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At a Freedom Fighter base.

Freedom Fighters: *Working on computers, and organizing paperwork*
Sally Acorn: *Inspecting the base*
Freedom Fighter: *Walks over to her* Princess Sally, I regret to inform toi that Eggman keeps attacking more, and plus of our bases.
Sally Acorn: We're not making much progress.
Freedom Fighter: And I have plus bad news. Sonic is still prisoner on Eggman's Super Ridiculously Big Yacht.
Sally Acorn: We must save him immediately.
Freedom Fighter 72: General, Doctor Eggman has appeared on my screen.
Freedom Fighter 55: He's on mine too!
Freedom Fighter: *Looks around*...
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Source: (facebook, joyreactor)
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: (facebook, joyreactor)
posted by Seanthehedgehog
 My OC Larry Wilcox stars as the main character, Tim Miller
My OC Larry Wilcox stars as the main character, Tim Miller
Map to the town of Gran Turismo: link

Gran Turismo. A city full of wealth, and ponies that l’amour cars. Most of these ponies are either illegal rue racers, ou cops. This is based off of the Gran Turismo video games, when toi go online, there are these lobbies where people play as cops.

Now if toi take a look at the map, toi will see blue squares. Those are police stations.

Red squares are feu departments, and white squares are hospitals.

Yellow triangles are autoshops. The one with the red center is Local Consideration, populaire for it's high quality parts at a fair price.

The brown lines are...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Jon, and Frank were riding back to Canterlot Highway Patrol headquarters.

Frank: I've been waiting three days for that car man!
Jon: Ponch, relax. You're going to get it tomorrow.
Frank: That's too far away for me. If that car was a mare, it would be Kate Upton.
Jon: toi l’amour it that much?
Frank: Yes. I can't wait to drive it.
Jon: *Looks ahead of him* Let's just hope toi don't drive like those ponies in front of us.

An accident occurred. A mustang crashed into a green SUV.

Jon & Frank: *Stop on the side of the road, suivant to a blue Alfa Romeo convertible*
Frank: What happened here?
Molly:...
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posted by Canada24
AppleBloom: Dosen't it feel like this idea has been used in a mature themed fanpop role play?... One that uses swears and unshown sex, every 2 minutes.

Scootaloo: (sarcastically) Sure.. suivant your say the role play has Saten Twist marry AppleJack.. When she directly told us, she had written 2 restraining orders after their ONE date.

SweetieBelle: Weirder things have happened.. There's a story about me sleeping with Rarity.

Scootaloo: Jeeze, what is wrong with pe-

Diamond Tiara: So, do toi three just sit around here plotting out different ways to try and get your cutie marks?

Apple Bloom: Actually......
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
The Fillydelphia gang was talking with each other in a building in Oatland.

Fillydelphia poney 93: Those Mexicans have been fighting with Case Cracker's gang.
Fillydelphia poney 15: And our attack on Case wasn't successful. What do we do?
Michael: We try again. Only this time, we succeed.

Next jour

Gordon: *Wakes up* 5 AM. I usually wake up at 6, but whatever.
Case Cracker: *stays asleep at home*
Gordon: *Starts lifting weights*
Case Cracker: *Gets up a couple hours later*
Jim: *Calling Case Cracker*
Case Cracker: *Picks up* Hello.
Jim: We have a problem Case! Call Gordon, and Sam, and tell them to get...
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Master Sword: There toi are! My suit has vanished and this was the only thing left in my closet! How do I look?

Derpy: Like a million bits!

Mayor Mare: But I also see so many ponies from all trots of life, brought together par love. Cranky searched all across this great land of ours to find Matilda, and no matter what obstacles kept them apart, l’amour would finally bring them together, just as it has brought all of us together now. It's remarkable to me how a story like Cranky's chercher for Matilda could fill this room with such a unique collection of ponies! It makes toi realize that everybody is...
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Source: Themrock @ DeviantART
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Princess Celestia

Starring Celestia, Luna, Twilight, and Derpy as theirselves
Blaze as Jonathan (For this skit, he's bald.)
Cosmic arc en ciel as Chrysler (For this skit, he has a mustache.)
Mortomis as Bryan
Saten Twist as Timothy
Double Scoop as Skeletor
Master Sword as Harry
Sophie Shimmer as Alexis
Astrel Sky as Jenny

Bryan was with two royal guards somewhere in Canterlot. They were meeting with three Mexican ponies.

Mexican Pony: You're late.
Bryan: All the matters is the fact that I'm here. The point being... Luna tells me toi have a repository of antic equipment.
Mexican Pony: So what is...
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Source: facebook, joyreactor, deviantart
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: joyreactor, facebook, deviantart
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: joyreactor, facebook, deviantart
posted by Seanthehedgehog
cul, ass cul, ass Inn

Starring arc en ciel Dash as Marisa Sayers
Double Scoop as Lloyd
Saten Twist as Mercury
Pleiades as Joanna
Master Sword as George
Mortomis as Ranger
Cosmic arc en ciel as Donovan
Blaze as Richard

A poney arrived at the cul, ass cul, ass Inn with mail.

Mail Pony: I got mail for you.
Marisa: Ah great. He probably wants to blackmail me into ma******ting for some video on the internet.
Audience: *Laughing*
Mercury: *Takes his mail*
George: *Takes his mail*
Mail Pony: I got one plus letter for a mare named Marisa Sayers.
Marisa: Can somepony please get it for me?
Donovan: I got it. *Takes letter, and gives...
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St. Foalis, Maresouri
April 4, 1957
1:45 PM

Hawkeye, Percy, and Benny were driving the stolen gas turbine to Cheyenne so that Benny could help out in the trainyard, but there was going to be a problem for the three stallions.

Hawkeye: *Hears a banging noise, and looks at the fuel gauge, then the oil gauge* The oil pressure is dropping.
Percy: It might be leaking.
Benny: *Looks at oil gauge* It is. It shouldn't be going down so fast.
Hawkeye: *Stops train*
Percy: *Finds a toolbox* Will toi look at this?
Hawkeye: Perfect. Now toi find that spot where the oil is leaking, and we'll go down the line,...
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