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posted by x-menobsessed26
your mum is so fat when she stands on the arc en ciel she makes skittles

ur mama's so ugly she called bob the builder and he said, I cant fix that-

Your mama so fat, when she went to the airport the cops arrested her for having ten pounds of crack

Your mama teeth is so yellow, when she went outside and smiled, cars slowed down

Your mama so fat, when she went into the ocean whales stared singing, "WE ARE FAMILY EVEN THOUGH YOUR FATTER THAN ME"

Your mama so fat, when she stepped on the moon it broke

Your mama so ugly, when she looked out the window she got aressted for mooning

You were so ugly at birth,...
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posted by natty13
A young Aussie joins the navy. On the jour he is about to go to sea, his father warned him to be aware of gay sailors.
"But dad, how will I know?"
"Trust me son, toi will know.
After 6 months at sea, the ship comes into port. The father was on the dock waiting for his son. The son, seeing his father, got off the ship and s...hook his fathers hand.
"Well son,how did it go?"
"Dad, I found out what toi ment about gay sailors. One night I was out on deck all alone when a man came par and put his hand on my shoulder so I threw him overboard."
"But how could toi tell he was gay?"
"Well, for 3 days he swam behind the bateau yelling "THROW ME A BOUY, THROW ME A BOUY"
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posted by FLUFFYMUFFIN
Ok this is my liste of jokes I made. 1.Why does Russia have fast runners? Cuz their Russian! 2.A famous track runner is questioned par 2 reporters. on of the reporters asked,"were did toi run your last race?" and the seconde one said,"How did toi win the race?" the runner a dit 1 word to answer BOTH of the reporters questions! what was the word? (the answer is Iran) 3.tell a friend,"may i ask a question?" when they say yes toi say,"out?" then they will be confused right? then tell them,"I jest asked toi out." 4. If your friend says anything positive about himself say,"friend...if toi were locked in a nourriture Market...youd STARVE to death!" 5. If someone says to pickup your room, then say,"its WAY too heavy!!" 6. were do elderly people like to Rock-out? In their ROCKING CHAIR!! >.<
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