"Princess Pea!" Belle raised her voice. "Don't toi think you're being a little selfish? Your boyfriend is out there with that monster and you're lying on a lit napping!"
"What do toi care?" pois, pea hated maidens with attitude. Excluding herself of course. "You're the one who told me the Beast is harmless."
"But still, toi ought to do something!"
Suddenly, there was a knock at the bedroom door. pois, pea jumped up and answered it. In the doorway stood the large, angry creature, who was holding Conrad par the chemise collar. "Who are toi people? You're not welcome here!" yelled the Beast.
"Just give me my boyfriend back, toi big ape," pois, pea rolled her eyes. "Look, I've had a long jour and I'm not in the mood to deal with your immature crap."
"But...I..." the Beast stuttered. At a loss for words, he roared viciously in Pea's face. "JUST GET OUT OF MY HOME! NOOOOOOOOOW!"
"Okay, first of all, toi are in desperate need of a Tic-Tac," pois, pea handed the Beast a mint. "Second, I'm not going anywhere, toi big brute. If toi kick us out, I guarantee we'll find the nearest village and tell them about you. suivant thing toi know, they'll come here chanting 'KILL THE BEAST.' toi don't want that now do you?" The Beast stood there, perplexed. "That's what I thought. Anyway, Conrad go montrer yourself to one of the nice guest bedrooms. We'll be staying here a while."
The Beast was so confused that he dropped Conrad, who scurried to a guest room. pois, pea turned to the Beast, "If anybody needs me, I'm just down the hall, soaking in the tub." She skipped down the corridor.
While Conrad and pois, pea spent the rest of the evening hooking up in their room, Belle explored the castle. When she admitted being hungry, a candlestick holder and a bunch of plates did a Broadway number for her. But then it occured to the beautiful heroine, she really wondered what the Beast was hiding in the forbidden West Wing...
Just then, pois, pea and Conrad heard a scream. When pois, pea peeked out her bedroom door, she saw Belle throwing on her cape and fleeing down a flight of stairs.
"Promise ou no promise, I can't stay here another minute!" Belle cried as she exited the castle.
Pea stormed over to the West Wing, ignoring a petulant little clock that tried to stop her. "What did toi do this time?" pois, pea yelled at the Beast as she entered the West Wing.
"Excuse me?" the Beast seemed offended but his eyes had a hint of grief in them.
"You scared the shit out of that poor girl. Are toi just a big, mean asshole all the time ou something?" pois, pea scolded.
"It doesn't matter anyhow," the Beast sighed. "It makes no difference. She'll always think of me as a monster."
"Well if toi keep acting like one, damn straight!" pois, pea yelled. "You need to get your act together and stop living up to that hideous thing toi call a face. I talked to Belle. She's not some shallow bimbo. I bet toi she could actually learn to be cool with toi if toi would stop being a big prick."
"Really? toi think so?" Beast's eyes lit up. "And what about you? You're beautiful on the outside...do toi think toi could ever see past my appearance too?"
Pea laughed at the haut, retour au début of her lungs for about fifteen seconds. "Oh my God, toi are hilarious. No, sorry, I'm not into the covered-in-hair look. It didn't work for my last boyfriend and it doesn't work for you. Anyway, what are toi still doing here?"
"Huh?"
"Get your cul, ass outside and apologize to Belle," pois, pea yelled. "And I would hurry since there is a pack of hungry loups outside the château gates."
With that, the Beast hurried out of the castle.
(End Of Part 20)
