The Disney Princes - Sex, Kill, Marry - Princesses Disney - fanpop

6

posted by dimitri_

I used to post these on the Disney Prince club but that spot looks dead :( I already did The Disney Princes I would settle down with but I don't really like it now, when I re-read some of my old articles, I sometimes cringe. Personality is plus important than looks but I can't really marry someone I'm not attracted to. I'm going to make this short because it can get offensive. I saw JNTA1234 doing this with the Princesses and I laughed a lot so here we go...

One song my cœur, coeur keeps chant for one l’amour only for you.

The Prince - Kill
I l’amour The Prince and I would l’amour him to serenade me with his beautiful voice. He's so romantic and dedicated but he looks too feminine for my taste and I don't even know if he'd be a good father.

So this is the miracle that I've been dreaming of.

Charming - Kill
I don't hate him par any means but he shows off lazy/forgetful tendencies, I can't be with someone with both of those traits. And his looks aren't that great either, very bland looking.

Now, father, you're living in the past. This is the 14th century!

Phillip - Marry
A cute guy like that slaying a dragon for me will surely steal my cœur, coeur away. Phillip doesn't care about social class and he does everything he can to get what he desires. While following his heart, he's still very faithful.

Believe me, Grim, when I find the right girl, I'll know.

Eric - Marry
Eric is so sweet he makes my cœur, coeur melt, he has his mind set on marrying that one girl. I l’amour his approach towards Ariel and he's an all around good guy.

Oh, it's no use. She's so beautiful, and I'm... Well, look at me!

Beast - Kill
Don't get me wrong, I like Beast a lot, he's great. It's just that I wouldn't be able to deal with that temper of his and I don't find him very attractive.

Jasmine, I tried to tell you... I just...

Aladdin - Sex
Aladin is soooo cute, but his lies are not so cute. He'd be fun to hang around and he has redeeming qualities but I don't think I'd want him to take care of my children.

Come with me?

John Smith - Kill
John would be a good father figure and I do respect him but frankly, he's just not my type personality wise and look wise.

Captain Li Shang. Hm. Leader of China's finest troops. No, the greatest troops of all time.

Shang - Marry
Yeah, like this is a surprise from me, I think Shang is hot as hell. He is disciplined, respected and has a good work ethic. He perseveres and does whatever it takes to protect the ones around him. That's exactly the type of guy I'm looking for.

Just one, unless toi beg for more.

Naveen - Sex
Naveen is hot but he doesn't have the qualities I look for in a husband, at all. I like guys who are plus serious than that, there is such thing as too much fun. Also, he'd probably get on my nerves because he's conceited.

You were my new dream.

Flynn - Sex
This one was harder because I l’amour him, I think he's so handsome and Eugene is a good person. I believe he was truly in l’amour with Rapunzel and all but he's not very honorable.

angelbarbie20, ARIEL-RAPUNZEL and 4 others like this

BraBrief AHAH this kind of list is very original!

disneygirl7 LOL

princecatcher93 I would so have sex with Flynn and Naveen.

dimitri_ Thanks for the comments :) princecatcher93- Oh yeaaaaah.

cynti19 For me, I don't want to kill Beast [i](Adam)[/i] because he is more handsome than the others. Sorry, but please, don't hate me.

dimitri_ ^Of course I don't hate you, everyone has different tastes and opinions.

MaidofOrleans Haha this is great! I don't agree with much, but it was so funny and original!

dimitri_ Thank you :) I'm totally fine with people not agreeing with me.

Jayden-G Oh wow, I originall thought this was going to be some weird fanfic story by the title but I am glad that I clicked. I think your list is pretty similar to a lot of others, and it was funny to read and interesting. Good job.

dimitri_ Hahaha, thank you :)

Danderfluff1 Haha. That sure was funny to read! Good job!

dimitri_ Thank you :3

Mongoose09 Nice idea for an article. :)

dimitri_ Thank you!! :)

ARIEL-RAPUNZEL Agree 100% with this article Phillip!. When i look at Shang i think he would be a really strict parent and i con't like that.

3

Princesses Disney

added by MJ_Fan_4Life007

Source: merychess on deviantart

7

Team Jasmine: Ranking The Official Disney Princesses

posted by coolsinger198

salut guys! Team jasmin is BACK! Last time we did an article about ourselves and why we l’amour Princess Jasmine. But this time, we are ready to share our opinions of ALL the Disney Princesses, including the new ones, Anna and Elsa.

In the article, we combined each team member's opinions on each DP and wrote our global, ensemble opinion.

Team Members
coolsinger198
Laurel-Jade
goldenivy
Crayting3

_________________________________________

First we want to start with our opinion on each DP era.

Classic- The Classic girls were obedient, kind, and good natured. They were seen as good-willed and kindhearted, while having...

4

My opinion on Pocahontas 2: Journey to a new world

posted by 324anna

I just finished watching Pocahontas 2 and I really wanted to write an article about what I feel for this sequel. If toi haven't seen the movie, don't read this article, it contains spoilers. Also, I'm very sorry for not putting images, but I don't have the time.

To begin with, I find that movie really good. Of course toi can't compare it with Pocahontas 1, but how many sequels are actually better than the original movie? It's not only the animation/ plot/ characters that are much better, but also the feeling of nostalgia toi get. When I really like one movie, I will definitely feel weird when...

10

Why I l’amour (in defense of) Elsa

posted by manu962

Elsa, is my favori DP currently and I thought of montrer my opinions about her.

We first meet Elsa when she is sleeping and Anna wakes her because "the sky is awake" and they have to play.
She first hesitates and tells her to play par herself but when her sister asks her to build a snowman she can't resist.
This part shows Elsa's personality before being isolated. We can see that she is the elder sister and tends to act plus mature and calm, but she enjoys being with her sister and shows her playful side.
And we can also see that she isn't afraid of her powers and likes to use them.

"Shshshsh!!!...

12

Is Elsa selfish? HELL NO!!!

posted by Annabethandco

A vote was recently made about who was the most selfish DP, and I was shocked and annoyed at what people were saying about Elsa (and Merida... But I guess I may have to make that article later) being selfish.

I know this point is already being debated on the poll, so some may find it a bit repetitive to read this, but I wanted to make a really detailed examination about Elsa and her 'selfishness'.

One argument I read was: "in the beginning part when she forbids Anna to marry him, it's just because she doesn't want to see Anna have fun with others while she is alone in her own sadness...."....

2

Elsa the snow Queen

added by Emmalou13

Source: Emmalou13

5

Within Temptation Songs That Suits – Avocats sur Mesure – Avocats sur Mesure Each Princess The Best IMO

posted by sweetie-94

It's the 3rd time I'm écriture this article, main reason for doing it again is because I wanted to include Anna and Elsa and also because Within Temptation released a new album almost 2 months il y a aswell as a single with a total of 12 new songs so I'll be using some of those to the princesses, anyway hope you'll l’amour this article :)

Snow White - link

This song actually Suits – Avocats sur Mesure Snow White quite well, not perfectly, but still it Suits – Avocats sur Mesure her. The titre fits her and this could be a song that someone else could sing to her. Pretty much a song that could work in a fan fiction where the story is almost...

Let it Go in Japanese

added by dee389

Enjoy!!!

video

elsa

La Reine des Neiges

1

Belle's innocent look

added by mhs1025

Source: fanpop

3

The Continuity Issues with The Little Mermaid Franchise

posted by bluethunder25

If most of toi like me have grown up with The Little Mermaid and have followed the films and TV shows, I think toi realize when it comes to the story of the rebellious redhead from under the sea, it's not completely there.

Now I didn't see The Little Mermaid in theaters, but a lot of toi did. It after all was the highest grossing animated film at that time. And of course, toi all loved it. So when toi found out that Disney was making an animated series about the movie, toi of course were very excited. I myself grew up watching the series on VHS's and one of the VHS's I owned was "In Harmony."...

7

Getting to know about Queen Elsa

posted by cuteasprincie

SOURCE : WIKI

Elsa's name (a variant of Elizabeth) is Germanic for "noble".
Elsa is 21 years old par the time of her coronation, according to Jennifer Lee, the Junior Novelization, and the age difference from Anna.
When Elsa joins the Disney Princess line-up, she'll not only replace Cendrillon as the oldest Disney Princess, but she'll be the only Disney Princess to not be a teenager.
Elsa is the first Disney Princess who is the deuteragonist to have a solo of her own. jasmin does not count since her solo was removed from her feature film.
Despite the fact Elsa controls ice and snow, which are both...

7

dclairmont's Opinions on Pocahontas

posted by dclairmont

Lately my obsession for Pocahontas is growing, and although I've already made a "Why I Love" article for her, I just really wanted to write something else for her. The article will be a scene-by-scene review, so I'll start from the beginning and talk about every scene she's in till the end, so this article might get pretty lengthy. Anyways, I hope toi enjoy :)

We first see Pocahontas up on a cliff thinking. I l’amour how Pocahontas thinks things through and isn't at all impulsive. We then see her dive off the cliff, as opposed to going down the safer way. This shows Pocahontas's adventurous side...

11

My favori Disney Princess Ranking liste

posted by KotokoAihara

The full-lineup

This is my third article on this club and I decided to write it because I haven't written an article like this and I had just wrote my prettiest ranking list. Remember commentaires are welcome as long as they don't insult me ou another commenter. Now lets begin!

13. Tiana
I just don't really like her. Please don't say I'm racist because her race has nothing to do with it. In fact I think she's really pretty and I admire her hard working spirit. I just think she's kind of boring and her movie is also my least favori Disney princess movie.