**straight from rayon, ray Johnson himself**
Girl, I know toi left me,
but there was something I forgot to montrer you.
Baby girl, toi left me. Oh no! We broke up.
It's been a while since we last spoke, but
I need another chance. Can toi give me that?
'Cause there's something in my pants that'll win toi back.
I wanna be your man again,
But toi left me like I'm Jennifer Aniston.
And I know toi a dit you'd never call,
But girl, toi ain't seen my balls.
You-you-you-you ain't seen my balls.
(repeat)
My balls are so awesome. Don't get me started.
They're so damn big. How big are they?
They're so big. It's really obnoxious....
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