(Tigerstar walks into the library)
Leafpool: Welcome to the first and only Warrior chats library! We have every book toi will ever need!
Squirrelflight: And we mean it!!!
Tigerstar: Do toi have any livres on how to rip Firestar's pelt off?
Leafpool: Actually, we have several livres on the subject! Would toi like 101 Ways to Rip Firestar's Pelt Off par Brokenstar, 62 and One Half ways to Claw Firestar's eyes out, par Darkstripe, ou would toi like 738 ways to kill Firestar and then some, written par Mousefur!
Mousefur: (shifty eyes)
Tigerstar: I'll take all three!
Squirrelflight: (Checks out books) Thank...
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