yea soo... i was like totally bored so im just gona make a parody ^_^ (BTW THERES SWEARING)
Scene 1, The arguement.
*Graystripe is playing Pokemon on X-Box*
Graystripe: Like, omistarclan my pokeman just died!
Firestar: *Earphones plugged in* Who died?
Graystripe: Ma pokeman!
Firestar: What?
Graystripe: Ma Pokemaaaaan!
Firestar: Whaaat?
Graystripe: MA F**CKING POKEMAN!
Firestar: What? Spottedleaf? ah oh well, who cares if she dies. she was never needed anywayz. all the crazy sh*t i did tonight they'll be the best link...
Spottedleaf: Excuse me?
Brokenstar: Omidarkforest that song?! I HATE hiphop(Or whatever it is)! It's f**cking bulls***it toi should totally check out link.
Darkstripe: I know check them out so hot!
Brokenstar: *vomits* they're good singers but... *vomits*
Tigerstar: Nevermind Darkstripe he's got a bad taste of, umm, g*yness... If toi want to see real hotness check out link
Brokenstar: *vomiting through nose now too and eyes bleeding*
Firestar: Nah... link is the cutest.
Brokenstar: *died again*
Graystripe: toi people's have NO taste at all... If want absolute hansomeness it has got to be link
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Silverstream: How about we change the subject?!
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Scene 2: Wazuup {link reference}
*Jayfeather's phone rings Jayfeather answers*
Jayfeather: Yo
Breezepelt: Hello Jay's Wing what are toi doing?
Jayfeather: Nuthin, sitting watching a game, smokin some bud.
Breezepelt: Are toi all alone?
Lionblaze: WASSUUUUUP!
Jayfeather: WASSUUUUP!
Breezepelt: hehe who's that?
Jayfeather: Yo bro pick the phone. WASUUUP!
Lionblaze:*picks up another phone* WASUUUUP!
Breezepelt: WAZUUP!
Jayfeather: Yo pick up the phone!
Hollyleaf: *picks up the phone* yo
Everyone else: WAZUUUP!
Jayfeather: So what chu doin?
Breezepelt: Nuthin, chillin, killin.
Jayfeather: True, true.
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Scene 3 {Scary movie reference}
Sandstorm: I thought toi loved me.
Firestar: Oh, I did, baby, I did. But being in abstinence makes toi wonder new things about yourself. That's right Sandstorm, I'm gay. And in case toi haven't noticed, so is Graystripe.
Graystripe: What? I ain't gay!
Firestar: What are toi talking about? toi took me to that club.
Graystripe: So? They play good music.
Firestar: What about our trip to San Francisco?
Graystripe: I wanted to go shopping.
Firestar: [on the verge of tears] But... toi made l’amour to me... First of all, toi sucked my...
Graystripe: Whatever!
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Yeah, i hope u liked it ;)
Scene 1, The arguement.
*Graystripe is playing Pokemon on X-Box*
Graystripe: Like, omistarclan my pokeman just died!
Firestar: *Earphones plugged in* Who died?
Graystripe: Ma pokeman!
Firestar: What?
Graystripe: Ma Pokemaaaaan!
Firestar: Whaaat?
Graystripe: MA F**CKING POKEMAN!
Firestar: What? Spottedleaf? ah oh well, who cares if she dies. she was never needed anywayz. all the crazy sh*t i did tonight they'll be the best link...
Spottedleaf: Excuse me?
Brokenstar: Omidarkforest that song?! I HATE hiphop(Or whatever it is)! It's f**cking bulls***it toi should totally check out link.
Darkstripe: I know check them out so hot!
Brokenstar: *vomits* they're good singers but... *vomits*
Tigerstar: Nevermind Darkstripe he's got a bad taste of, umm, g*yness... If toi want to see real hotness check out link
Brokenstar: *vomiting through nose now too and eyes bleeding*
Firestar: Nah... link is the cutest.
Brokenstar: *died again*
Graystripe: toi people's have NO taste at all... If want absolute hansomeness it has got to be link
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Silverstream: How about we change the subject?!
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Scene 2: Wazuup {link reference}
*Jayfeather's phone rings Jayfeather answers*
Jayfeather: Yo
Breezepelt: Hello Jay's Wing what are toi doing?
Jayfeather: Nuthin, sitting watching a game, smokin some bud.
Breezepelt: Are toi all alone?
Lionblaze: WASSUUUUUP!
Jayfeather: WASSUUUUP!
Breezepelt: hehe who's that?
Jayfeather: Yo bro pick the phone. WASUUUP!
Lionblaze:*picks up another phone* WASUUUUP!
Breezepelt: WAZUUP!
Jayfeather: Yo pick up the phone!
Hollyleaf: *picks up the phone* yo
Everyone else: WAZUUUP!
Jayfeather: So what chu doin?
Breezepelt: Nuthin, chillin, killin.
Jayfeather: True, true.
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Scene 3 {Scary movie reference}
Sandstorm: I thought toi loved me.
Firestar: Oh, I did, baby, I did. But being in abstinence makes toi wonder new things about yourself. That's right Sandstorm, I'm gay. And in case toi haven't noticed, so is Graystripe.
Graystripe: What? I ain't gay!
Firestar: What are toi talking about? toi took me to that club.
Graystripe: So? They play good music.
Firestar: What about our trip to San Francisco?
Graystripe: I wanted to go shopping.
Firestar: [on the verge of tears] But... toi made l’amour to me... First of all, toi sucked my...
Graystripe: Whatever!
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Yeah, i hope u liked it ;)
ok, so I have always liked reading, writing, activeness, pets, pretty much all of the things in warriors! I want ti be a writer, and I figured this is my chance! Please give me some names of warriors, kittypets, kits, queens, leaders... ou anything!!!!!!!!! also, toi can give me Ideas for the book... I am usually full of them.. but, toi never know, toi might have a good idea.. XD lol, ^_^ so, PLEASE help me with this book. I have lots of ideas for the beefy middle... but.. I dont know where to start. ...
Wow... I wrote that much ^.^
Wow... I wrote that much ^.^
