2: He's a naughty little guy! Always s’embrasser girls he doesn't know, making photocopies of his skeleton, stealing all nourriture at a buffet and generally annoying Otto Von Scratchansniff. All this makes him so cuteful and funny in the many ways he finds to torment people. He doesn't just Kiss girls, he leaps on them and shouts, "HELLLOOOOOOO, NURSE!" he doesn't just make photocopies, he makes 5 billion! He doesn't just STEAL the food, he EATS it!... well. Yeah. He's rad. ^^
3: His everlasting l’amour for Yakko and Dot. They torment him, tease him, insult him, use him like equipment, the liste is endless. But he never leaves the tower ou runs away from them. (Okay, maybe he has to have SOMEONE taking care of him.) And he always stands par them, helping them win a fight (or trying to help) and even tries to walk in Yakko's footsteps, repeating what he says and trying to sing about the world. The kid's a lover.
4: His belch. Most people don't l’amour this, but we DO. It's so GIANT, so AMAZING, so INCREDIBLY GENIUS! And preformed par Maurice LaMarche!
5: HIS CUTE LITTLE WITTLE ITTY BITTY KITTY ITTEN VOICEY OICE! For those of toi who speak english, his voice! Done IMPRESSIVELY AMAZINGLY par Jess Harnell, and suspiciously sounding like a Lennon/Starr mix, it's just adorable! Who could forget that terrified scream in Potty Emergency? And his wonderful chant of things that never rhyme except in his accent? "Frehnd! 'And! It rhymes!"
6: HIS CUTE LITTLE WITTLE FEETY EETSIES! (feety eetsies-(noun) meaning feet) They are so white and cute and they have adorable little black pawpads attatched to them in the shape of ovals! Now who doesn't l’amour ovals? Who would be so idiotic as to refuse the prospect of an OVAL? Didn't think so. The feet are rad.
7: Oh yes, the eatin'. Who could forget that? The kid's eaten a whole buffet, a fridge, a cuisine sink, a bite out of a bear's garage, Yakko's chair, as well as a pointy meal that made his stomach an odd shape. Oh yeah, and that tape that self-destructed in six seconds. That too.
8: His LITTLE BABY PICTURES! Now who wouldn't just l’amour that picture where Fat William is holding his wittle baby son in his fat paws? Huh? No, don't tell me if toi wouldn't. No one upset me. This article took 23 minutes!
9: His AH DOR A BLE way of being one with the mallet! He can smash things! And... he can smash things!
10: The CONCLUDING REASON... He's Wakko. Ya gotta l’amour the kid. He's all those reasons and more. An orphan, living the famous life with his sibs... and loving it. Sort of. :0)
YAY
WAKKO
WARNERRRRR!
