So, toi want to be villain. No let me tell ya' it's hard work. toi can't just have a good cackle going on and a weird scar. (Though, those things do help...) Here we go, I'm about to liste the 4 haut, retour au début things toi need to be a villain.

4: The looks.

toi have to find out what villain toi want to be. Either you're the really weird looking villain ou the beautiful (but dead looking...) villian. This play an important role in what villain you're going to be.

3: The monolouge.

toi don't think they come up with those out of the blue, do you? I suggest practising these far ahead of time. Includ teary backstory of your childhood in a small principality near Russia. Dramatic pauses and flashbacks can be pricey, but they do pay off well. So what if the hero escapes? toi worked hard on this and it was quite a show.

2: The hospitality.

Always offer your nemesis some thé before toi try to kill them. This lets the audience like toi a little more. Atleast you'll get them to like toi four five seconds...

1: Twirly swirly mustache.

The one and only thing toi absoulutly need is a mustache, weather male ou female this upperlip beauty is an absolute nessesity.


Bye!