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Hey, every 1. Today i am going to tell toi all what characters i want in super smash brus FOR!

1 character-Red Yoshi because green is a stupid cul, ass colur and anyone who likes it is a autistic fag. LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

2 character-i want Mewtwo. Lucario, Greninja, and Jigglypuff suck dik.

3 character-i want Super Sanic, because Super Sanic is cool.

4 character-Put Banjo in the game already, Nintendo, toi stupid gays. ‘kay, l’amour you.

5 character-bring bak Snake. He’s much better than gay-ass Mega Man. Mega Man’s...

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ARE toi ALWAYS BORED? ARE toi TIRED OF DOING NOTHING WHATSOGODDAMNEVER? DO toi WANTS SOME

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ACTION! ADVENTURE! ROMANCE!

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GRAPHICS SO AMAZING YOU'LL PISS YOUR PANTS!

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AND ACTION SO BLAND YOU'LL THINK Cendrillon IS EPIC AS S**T!

GAMEPLAY THAT MAKES toi WISH toi WERE USING THE RESTROOM

BECAUSE AFTER PLAYING VIDEO GAMES, YOU'LL VOMIT EVERYWHERE

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AND IF toi CAN GET TO...

Now, I looked back on my original liste of haut, retour au début ten hated video game characters. Needless to say, there was quite a few obvious choices. Now, my original liste wasn’t bad, but I have played a lot plus games since then, and I have seen plus horrible characters. Now yes, I am aware that this topic has been done TO DEATH with gamers (Seriously, type in haut, retour au début Ten Hated Video Game Characters on Youtube and toi will see hundreds of lists), but I think it’s time I talk about my own awful characters. A few rules first, only from games that I have played, only on per franchise, and I will try to limit...

Welcome to the Spuddy review of Warhawk! Here I will inform toi about the quality of gameplay, graphics, sound, and presentation of the game.
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Warhawk is kind of a hard game to review, as I may not see it and play it as toi do. Everyone has different tactics and will play it in a different way. Someone may be a sniper, ou jump right into a tank ou Warhawk, ou just be an cul, ass par camping and picking off people with their ever annoying, one-hit-kill knife. The game contains lots of teamwork, but despite what toi might hear, the consistency of it all can...

Now you've all heard of guitare Hero, right? Okay. Well EVERYONE knows what Dance Dance Revolution is... right? Well, just to go a bit farther in time, I'm going to review one of my all-time favori musical games, "Parappa the Rapper". So, the game starts out with a puppy, Parappa, who is desperately in l’amour with this Sunflower girl, named Sunny. The names of the characters are all types of puns. EG: Katy Kat, PJ Berri, Chop Chop Master Onion, etc. (if none of toi get these names, then toi REALLY need to get out more) Anyway, Parappa does many tasks in order to win Sunny heart. The exception...