vampires Suck

B-4 vamps suck even came out me and my brothers and there Friends Dorathy and Emily were working on a "movie" called "the toilet saga" witch was a "smellpire" and "smellwolf"movie example:eclipse would be peclipes.
So the main characters were:"Smella" and "snifward".
played par Cory and Dorathy who were very good at there parts and there was also a smellwolf (the other 2 were smellpires)
named "stinkub"(played par Ian)who was just so stupid he tried to steal "smella" away if your wondering im an anti twilight so yea.The last was "Smellice" (played par yours truly)smella's bff who gets turned into...

Ok, when I saw this moive I thought, "OK, I just wasted 80 minutes of my life, and 6 dollars out of my wallet." Talk about TERRIBLE! For all toi Twilight fans out there, if toi think it's gonna be a funnier version of Twilight, toi are so DEAD WRONG. And for all toi Twilight haters, if toi think that this movie will be making fun of Twilight, your right.....in a bad way! Seriously, I'd rather watch Barney!!!!!!! And I'm a TEEN. Ya, it was that bad.

But seriously, how many of toi want to see Edward NAKED?

Didn't think so.

And for those of toi idiots who wouldn't mind seeing Robert Pattinson.....unclothed.....It...