The CW's Valor Premiere: Grade It! 

‘s premiere with “Hello, My Baby!” stuck in your head, but that turned out to be one of

Chilling Adventures of Sabrina Script Reveals Her Twisted Origin Story and Introduces ‘Hunky’ Harvey

The military drama, which debuted Monday, introduced viewers to Captain Leland Gallo (played by

‘s Matt Barr) and Chief Warrant Officer Nora Madani (

‘s Christina Ochoa), the only two soldiers who returned home alive from a retrieval mission in Somalia. But neither the cowboy with a penchant for rough sex nor the pill-snorting pilot with a shady past are particularly thrilled about being rewarded with the Flying Cross for Valor — and for good reason.

details that Gallo and Nora forgot to mention in their debriefs, like how they discovered that the “prisoner” they were retrieving was actually an American soldier thought to have been killed in action in 2014. And that a mysterious baddie named Richard Lasky was the reason that soldier was taken captive. And that Nora 

Richard while the unidentified soldier ran off into the night.

When Will Alexis Join The CW’s Dynasty Reboot? And Who Should Play Her?

But let’s get back to “Hello, My Baby!” for a minute… One of the soldiers still in Somali custody, Jimmy Kam (

‘s W. Trè Davis), used the classic ditty to infuriate his captors, who believed that music was an offense to God. And under his captors’ orders, he also called home and essentially corroborated the lies that Gallo and Nora fed their superiors, adding to the mystery of what the frog is really going on.

is about more than just military conspiracies and Michigan J. Frog jams. This being The CW, every character — from the dutiful soldiers to the CIA big wigs — is beautiful. Sexual tension abounds!

? Grade the premiere below, then drop a comment with your full review.

If you like TVLine, you\'ll LOVE our weekly newsletter. Click here to subscribe.

Dancing With the Stars Week 4 Recap: Did the Right Couple Go Home?

Outlander\'s Jamie and Claire Reunite in Supersized Print Shop Episode — Watch Steamy Teaser, Check Out…

Once Photos: Emma\'s Tearful Family Reunion — and Big [Spoiler] News?

Grey\'s Anatomy Adds Six (!) New Cast Members in Season 14 Intern Surge

NCIS Sneak Peek: Maria Bello Arrives to Give Gibbs a \'Good Fight\'

1Ratings: Once Upon a Time Expectedly Down in New Friday Time Slot61

3Outlander\'s Jamie and Claire Reunite in Supersized Print Shop Episode…48

4Grey\'s Anatomy Adds Six (!) New Cast Members in Season 14 Intern Surge44

5A Walking Dead/Fear TWD Crossover Is Coming — But Big Questions…39