UHQ Outtakes From Vanity Fair With Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart

I've written Maximum Ride and Twilight crossovers before, and i decided it was time to do one with Harry Potter. This is the first chapter. I'll put the seconde chapter up (then 3rd and so on) when i finish typing them:)    



Chapter 1 – Buses and brooms and wizards….oh my!



     It was a bright and sunny jour in Forks, Washington. Edward was very bored, stuck inside all day, hiding from the sun that would blow his human disguise if he let it hit his pale skin. Bella was at school. This was her first time through high school, so she actually had to go,...

Great. Mom went crazy today because she forgot to tell me that today was the first jour of school for me. Before I woke up and got ready she raced down to the mall, got school clothes and supplys, raced back, then got me a Blue Volvo. I have to say she's one great mom. Once I arrrived at school, I found out I wasn't the only new student. This girl from Phoenix, Arizona named Isbella Swan. I think that she'd like to be called Bella, most girls like that better. This guy named Eric showed me around, and while he was doing that he introuced me to Bella. She told me that she's the kind of girl who...

Chapter Twenty: "...And the clock struck 12..."

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"...So one jour he found her crying, coiled up on the dirty ground. Her prince finally came to save her, and the rest toi can figure out. But it was a trick and the clock struck twelve we'll make sure, to build your accueil BRICK par BORING BRICK ou the wolf's gonna' blow it down..."
-Paramore "Brick par Boring Brick"
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I never unpacked my bags, neithere did Edward, so we had free time. We decided to clean everything up. I hadn't checked on Jacob in a while, I better do that sometime tonight ou tomorrow....

Chapter Seventeen: Otherwise Known As Dangerous!!!

As I fell to the floor, quick hands pulled me right back up. Even though my eyes were closed shut, I still knew who picked me up. Edward. I then noticed he was putting me down, and I felt the cushion of the lit under me when I opened my eyes.
"Are toi okay?" He asked.
"Yea," I said, sitting up. "Fine."
"You sure?" Alice asked and I nodded my reassurance.
"Can toi sit up?" Edward asked and I did reflexivly.
I saw everyone's eyes, including Rosalie's, were fixed on me. I then knew something had to be done about all of this.
"Hey," I a dit once everyone's...

When she opened the door she saw...


Bella's P.O.V
OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!When I walked into that house I wanted to scream.I saw a major make out session going on.Emmett and Rosalie,Joe and Sonny,Kevin and ashley,Selena and Nick,Alice and Jasper, Edward and ?????

Regular P.O.V
Demi:GUYSSSSSSSSSSS
Everyone but Demi:running away scared out of there minds
Demi:Whatever[Sat down and watched TV]
Joe,Nick,Kevin came in with Adam and Sarah holding their ears.Then Edward,Jasper,and Emmett came in with Carlisle and Esme holding their ears.All of the boys yelling because it hurts.The girls walk in after them...

Heyo! I'm not really in a good mood, where's JAsper when toi need him, lol. I couldn't wait to do this chapter so I AM!!
Sincerly-
teamalice_0
(and yes, I'm still doing this!)
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"You know how I'm a werewolf and all?"

"Shapshifter, actualy."

"How toi know that? Anyhow, remember Jake and Nessie?"

"What about them, I don't how Alice will rip off your head, for what their doing."

"Kinda, I did the same thing Jake did to Nessie, but different."

I waited for him to go on, I could possibly see anyway for this to be connected to me, ou us. I also didn't see where...

ok guys a really long one here. Hope toi enjoy it though.



Edwards POV



I really wanted to tell Bella it was her I liked but it would be too soon

"Ok. Ok, Bella It's you. I like toi I really do. Your really pretty." I a dit in a rush

She opened her mouth but a dit nothing. Oh great she probably hates me now. I should probably ask anyways.

"Do toi want to...you know. Go out?" I asked her. She looked really shocked

She looked like she was going to faint because she was so shocked, and she did end up fainting. Her eyelids fluttered and she fell completley silent, then she started to fall. I caught her befor...

Emmett's Comedy

Chapter One

It was the very first jour of school in the small town of Forks, Washington. A pretty boring town if toi ask me. Low crime rate, high optimism rate. Like I said- pretty darn boring!! Rose took the usual twenty hours to choose what outfit she wanted to wear. I was so close to just chucking her out the window, burning all of her clothes and making her go in a make-shift toga make out of a lit sheet. But I am too nice to do that. (Though, doing that would add a lot of fun to this boring town!! Forks would have their first albino Greek Goddess!)

So it was upstairs with Rose...

Chapter 13-

8 Months Later
            
I heard footsteps in the hall outside the room I had been occupying for the past several months. I looked up from the book I was lire to pass the time. Suddenly the footsteps ceased right outside the door, secondes later the door began to creek Open. A very familiar face appeared in the opening, “Tom!!” I smiled, forcing myself to sit up.

“Hello Es!” he smiled back and walked to sit at the end of the bed. “Don’t strain yourself,” he added.

“I’m not,” I laughed. It was true, that...