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In this fanfic, Duncan is making a video to montrer to all of the Slash fans explaining why he doesn't like Harold...

WARNING: This contains slash, as in a boy/boy pairing. DuncanxHarold. Don't like it, don't read it.

Genre: Humor/Romance
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The video flashes on, revealing Duncan sitting at a chair in a room that's painted mostly black and green. He's glaring at the camera when he begins to speak.

Okay, so I've been going on fansites recently. Yeah, that's right-- fanfiction.com ou fanpop.net ou whatever the hell it's called. DevilArt and all that crap. I was grounded...

Courtney: Up!
Courtney and Izzy: Up!
Courtney, Izzy, and Sierra: Up!
Courtney, Izzy, Sierra, and Lindsay: Up!
Harold: Sing!
Harold and Cody: Sing!
Harold, Cody, and DJ: Sing!
Harold, Cody, DJ, and Tyler: Sing!
Heather, Leshawna, Bridgette, Courtney, Izzy, Sierra, and Lindsay: We're flying.
Alejandro, Noah, Harold, Cody, DJ, and Tyler: And singing.
Everyone except for Gwen, Duncan, Ezekiel, and Owen: We're flying and we're singing!
Sierra: Come fly with us!
Sierra and Cody: Come fly with us!
Izzy: We've got a lot 'o crazy tunes to bust! Haha!
Bridgette: Come fly with us!
Bridgette and Lindsay: Come fly with...

I did the parody of the parody of tik tok midnight beast (it does have a slighty different beat than tik tok par kesha)here are the original lyrics link . i tried to use anymany characters as i could

Wake up in the morning feeling like Sierra.(That’s girl’s crazy)
Grab my remote, turn to the show
It’s the Total Drama era,
Cuz the new episode is on
Yah, I’ve been waiting a week
Oh no someone posté a spoiler now the ending is leaked
I'm talking Heather s’embrasser Alejandro
She then pushed him down a volcano
He should have took the doe
So, I guess that means, uh, she won...
Chris wont give a raise...

chris:last time on total drama the contestant went trick ou treat & mike made an allince with izzy & ezekiel but, in the end duncan & courtney went home
chef:double bubber truber
chris:um... okay
*theme song*
uknown vocie:and welcome to camp wawanaka aka total drama island
trent:who was that
every one but trent:mmmm
alex:was it chris
sammy:ohh he is sooooo cute
mike:ok... salut zeek & izzy come
izzy:what ahh toi poor thing toi can`t even walk
ezekiel:yea he limps eh
mike:never mind that... remeber the plan
ezekiel & izzy:yea huh *nods*
kirby:why oh why did toi choose her... duncan
ruby:hey...

Chris:Ok, bébés It's Now Feeding Time.
Heather:I Got My Bottle.
Chris:So You're All Set Then, Heather.
Lindsay:Do We Have To Sit In High Chairs?
Courtney:Yeah, We're Babies. Remember?
Noah:I'll Try And Sit Up Straight!
Izzy:Feeding Time, Already?
Owen:Yes, Gimme Some Food!
Chris:Just A minute Owen. I'm Getting It!
Sierra:I'm Not Eating.
Leshawna:Sierra, toi Need To Eat!
Cody:I Must Be Eating!
Tyler:We're Eating In A Minute.
Trent:I Can Hardly Wait.
Duncan:I'm Not Doing This. It's Stupid! (Takes Off His Diaper)
Gwen:That's Disgusting!
Sadie:It Burns.
Katie:It's A Living Nightmare!
Bridgette:Duncan, Put Your...

Bears and Interdependence


“Lindsay,” Courtney growled, “why the heck am I wearing this…piece of material?!”

Lindsay pouted at her. “So that a lot of boys would come to the booth,” she answered. “I told toi that you’re awesome-ly pretty, but your wardrobe is too…not showy. I mean, it’s really stylish…if you’re going to a funeral.”

Courtney scoffed. “I am not wearing black, though!”

“Or maybe church!”

Courtney sighed heavily and looked at herself at the full-length mirror. She grimaced. She was wearing what looked like school-girl clothes. She wore a plaid skirt...

This fanfic is about a mystery TDI girl. It may be obvious who it is though. I try and keep it mysterious. Anyway here is my first chapter!


The teenage girl sat awake in her lit all night long. She occasionally got up to use the restroom ou get a snack. She got herself up and over to the window. She pulled the curtain away only to see the dark of the night. Even the rue lights had burned out. She sighed and walked to the closet. She grabbed some clothes and took a shower. After she had finished getting ready, she went outside to take a walk. She walked alone that night, just as she did every...