I ship A+H and N+H

Oh, boy, rant time!!! This pairing offends me as both a fangirl and a writer. As a fangirl, it frustrates me that the two people I want to be with Duncan the most can't be with him because they're with EACH OTHER. Everytime they get on screen together I want to jump into the TV, shake them both, and scream, "Love Duncan! One of toi l’amour Duncan, damn it! I don't care which one!"

I'm not saying they HAVE to be with Duncan ou no one at all-- if this was written better, I could get behind Scourtney. Which leads me to the main reason for my dislike. As a writer, I'm sorry, but I just cannot get behind...

(confessional)

Liza: (stamp's Layla passport) yeah, shocker.

Layla: toi think I'm going to vote off Lia? No way. add a z in that name, and toi got it.

(over)

(elimination room)
Chris: toi have all voted and the first one goes to our invincibility winner Cole!
Cole: mhm.
Chris: The suivant one goes to.... Lance.
Lance: BOYA!
Chris: Amber.
Amber: YES!
Chris: Rochelle.
Rochelle: YAY!
Chris: Fawn.
Fawn: YAY! Final 8!
Chris: Annie.
Annie: YES!
Chris: Lia.
Lia: YAY!
Chris: Liza. Layla. There is only one plus left, and the final one goes to...
Liza: Oh just give it to me! We all know I'm staying.
Chris: No, your not. Your...

Chris: Last time on Total Drama Around the World! Alcatraz! The haunted jail. Here, the contestants had to try not to scream to win invisibility. They Merged. Rochelle and Annie saw Al capone. Chilly saw a ghost. And Joss and Lia didn't really see anything. In the end, It has Layla who won indivisibility. And even though Liza was voted off, Joss quit to get his l’amour of his life farther in the game and maybe win. But will she? Find out right now on Total Drama Around the World!

(Theme song)

(Non-first class)
Liza: (holding onto Joss's necklace) (sigh)
Amber: I might have voted for you. But we're...

RSB17

-Time for Plan B: The Hidden Camera-
And -First Milestones-

The teens were shocked to see Blainley sitting on the Celebrity Gossip sofa, with her legs crossed and a triumphant smile on her evil lips.

"You actually thought toi could steal the real footage back to make yourselves look innocent?" She laughs. "Nice try Morons! But I thought ahead! I knew you'd want to take back the real video back. I made this fake one to knock toi off track! Your never going to find the real tape! So good luck because your lives are officially over! Blainley..Out.."

The Video buzzes off and the young adults stare...

Yeppers, it's part 13! :D Anyway, I've been really happy latley. Maybe my self esteem's been raised in the last few weeks. Eh, probably not. -3- Anyway.....I'm just gonna get this story started now. ^3^;

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*at elimination ceromoney*

*Team bacon Hawks are in the stands waiting for Chris to montrer up, but rating-obsessed host was no where in sight*

Alejandro: Uh....where's Chris? Wasn't he supposed to be here ealier?

Rayla: Seriously! >3< I have plus important things to do besides waiting for Chris's sorry butt to show...

(Ok I no I should b working on my other storys but im kinda brain dead rite now so I decided to make this. Well enjoy!)

Cody-Girl all the bad guys want par Bowling for Soup

I think this is Cody's theme because Cody is chasing the girl who allways has someone else. In this case the bad boy. But nomadder what Cody does this girl still won't like him.

Alejandro-Womanizer par Brittney Spears

I think it's pretty clear why this is Alejandro's song. CAUSE HE'S A WOMANIZER! I for some reason find it funny that Al is so Manley yet his theme is Brittney Spears.

Geoff-Who's ready to party par Fred

Even thoe I...

At 16:30...
Courtney:*dizzy*Wow!Now I realized that I don't must drink coffee.
Gwen:Look!
Courtney:What?
Gwen:Reef!
Courtney:Hey, he looks like Duncan!
Gary:Hi,everybody!I'm Gary Wilde from Shake It Up Chicago!
Courtney:*sarcastically*Wow, awesome!
Gwen:Don't worry!Now go!
Courtney:Ok!*hugs Gwen*


At the scene...
Courtney:..Bring the lights up, bust the doors down..I can't do this.
Bridgette:Did toi can!
Courtney:Go behind me!
Bridgette:Why?
Courtney:*screams*Because toi don't know to dance!
Bridgette:I'm going!*sighs and runs away*
Courtney:Bridge, wait!*runs behind her*
Gary:Wow!It seems these two girls have...

'at the mall' ooo look i like this dress' a dit brigette well go and buy it i will wait a dit geffo. 'brigette go to the store' 'geffo phone ring' geffo' hello' no answer. hang up' brigette walk out of the store with the dress' ok let find u a outfit a dit brigette. ok 'brigette and geffo leavs with the out fit' 'at the party' salut what up geffo and gette' a dit duncan and courety and gwen and tren and linsay and tyler and heather and alejandro . to the last jour of highschool a dit everone. 'everone is dance' 'the door cloche, bell ring' everonr stop danceing' duncan go to the door' salut i hard it was a party....

(completely ignores Total Drama World Tour)

Chris: Hello people, we are back for a third season! With some old and some new faces!! The first new face is my new cohost, Alyssa aka GinnyXHarryluv!
Alyssa: Hello! How do y'all do? Welcome to Total Drama Band!
Chris: I was gonna say that!
Alyssa: Well I a dit it for you. Now let's meet our contestants!!
Chris: Returning is:
Izzy!
Izzy: Boom-boom
Lindsay!
Lindsay: Hi Chris!!
Heather!
Heather: Whatever
LeShawna!
LeShawna: salut y'all!
Gwen!
Gwen: Hi everyone!!
Beth!
Beth: Hi guys!
Bridgette!
Bridgette: Hi dudes!
Duncan!
Duncan: Hello morons
Geoff!
Geoff: Hi dudes!
Owen!
Owen:...

*confessanails*
scout:yeah chris completely damned up my words i a dit not aj the cammera ran out of battiries before i could even vote but anyway... i,m sad to see the big lug go. he was alright. even though he was a major pain

mike:the BAD thing is my team is all girl but me
dj:um... yea sure
mike:why are toi here
dj:gwen wanted me to give toi message which reads-
*end of conssenails*

*la` reloaded,france*
chris:so it was owen to go
duncan:well we know who is going to win now
chris:anyway today`s challenge is...
gwen:did toi get my message
mike & trent:yea are toi sure
beth:what is up with them
mike...