L’Île des défis extrêmes Article: Duncans l’amour web of misery.

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posted by KittyTDI

Ok im new a écriture articals so i hope toi like this artical I made.
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It was a crisp fall jour in Las Veges, Nevada here we have a hansome guy and a hot pole dancer toi that the guy wants stuff to happen so here is the story.
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Guy:Ya shake it baby come on get sexy and hot.
PD(pole dancer)Ok what ever toi wish.
Guy Ya thats what Im talking about.
N(narritor)The PD stared shaking her stuff and got the men exicted then she walked down the piste and came up to a guy who ripped her bra off then the PD slaped him and a fight stared the PD ran bake stage where she was covered with a oreiller case and was taken somewhere.
PD Where are toi taking me? I want to know now.
Person some place where no one can hear toi scream.
PD Please don't hurt me I will give toi all the money I made about 700 dollers just don't hurt me.

TO BE CONTINUDE................................

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taytrain97 This...is a little inappropriate, don't you think?

KittyTDI kinda but it will get less inappropriate trust me

Wana-b-Bella ya i can say that taytraib97 is kinda..um..correct, that was. so u should u know fix it. but it was ok

KittyTDI sssssssssssssooooooooooooooorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrryyyyyyyyyyyyyyy about it being inaprpperit

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Total Drama Jobs! Eposode 2 Part 1

posted by JORDW

Duncan: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

D.J: Duncan! What is it?
Duncan: I just got a letter.
Mike: Did I get some?
Duncan: Yeah, here toi go!
Mike: Thanks!
D.J: Duncan! What is it?
Duncan: It's from my Brouther!
Courtney: We never a dit anything about a brouther.
Duncan: Well, I never wan't to talk about him.
Dawn: What do toi hate about?
Duncan: His my twin brouther!
All: What?!?!
Duncan: Yeah he is my twin brouther.
Dawn: Dose he have a girlfriend?
Duncan: No!
Dawn: What I'm desperate.
Noah: I'll go out with you!
Dawn: No!!!!!!!!!!
Noah: Man!
Bridgette: Duncan it will be okay!
Duncan: No It won't!
Courtney: Sure it will!
Heather: Well, I don't care about it so.... Buy!
Bridgette: Heather stay!
Haether: Fine!
Courtney: Duncan: Why don't toi ask Chris for the jour off?
Duncan: Yeah! I'll be right back! Buy!
Coutney: Do toi think Chris will say yes?
Dawn: No!

Total drama affter TDA! Owen!

posted by JORDW

Owen's mom: Owen your back!
Owen: Hi mom!
Owen's mom: I mad toi tukey!
Owen: Mom, I'm staring to eat heathy now!
Owen's mom: (Gasp) Owen!
Owen: I'm sereus mom!
Owen's mom: (cry)
Owen's dad: What is it?
Owen's mom: Owen is eating helthy!
Owen's dad: What?!?! Owen your grounded!
Owen: What?!?!
Owen's dad: No but's! To your room!
Owen: I hate toi dad!
Owen's mom: Do toi think that was nessasery?
Owen's dad: He can't eat healthy, he's Owen.
Owen mom: Well maybe we could do the same.
Owen's dad: What?!?!

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YuriexDuncan; Chapter 1

posted by Mp4girl

Sonicluver101 drew DuncanxYurie! Thanks! Image credit goes to her ^^

***Kiyurie

I pushed open my apartment door, still sobbing breathlessly. Tears still drop from my eyes as I pressed "6" in the elevator and slowly elevated up to my apartment.
My life was over. My boyfriend, Ryan, had rejected me, he had dumped me. How could he?
I needed Gwen to come over. I reached for the phone, my slim black cell phone, and punched in Gwen's number.
At least, I thought it was Gwen's. I didn't care. Someone answered. I was still crying so I said, "Gwen, come over, please. I need you."
I hung up, because I couldn't stop crying.
Five minutes later, I heard the elevator come up....

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MY NEW FANFIC!

posted by rose35

Today as hours passed me par i looked out the window on a windy rainy day.
*knocking on the window*
KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK!
I opened the window to see Owen, Izzy, Katie, Sadie, Eva, DJ, Geoff, and someone I wasn't sure I met before. he looked kind of creepy; he had a green mowhawk, a skull on his shirt, and he had a lot of peircings. It seemed as if he was kind of drear.
Owen: so kate are toi up for the movies?
Kaitlan: but it's raining. i really don't feel like smeeling Owen fart all day. today. And par the exacly why are toi at my window?
DJ: We wanted to ask toi if toi wanteed to play football.
Kaitlan:...

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Broken When I'm Lonesome part 4: Frenemies and vampires

posted by 7thGradeGenius

YAY SMILEY!!!

Courtney's POV: I stood there, completely dumbfounded, mouth agape, at how my best friend in the world, just dissed me.

"Sorry I didn't tell you..." Was all she said.

"Aw, is Princess sad?" Duncan pursed his lips in a pout to irk me. It worked, and instead of letting it go like I normally would, I stepped and kicked as hard as I could, sending Duncan to the ground with a loud groan.

"Now shut up." I a dit and turned to Tiannah. "Um, can toi leave for a few hours? We really need to start this project."

"Hm?" Tiannah was playing with her long dyed hair, and she finally looked up. "Oh, sure." She smiled...

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Total Drama Fanpop! Episode 1 Elimination

posted by TdiFan4Everz

Chris: “All Of toi Have Casted Your Votes. sûr, sans danger From Eliminated Today Is:

Miranda, Tyler, Gwen & Cody. Also…………

Kaitlan, Raynie, Geoff & Theresa. Were Down To Final 4. The Lucky Contestants Are:

Chrissy & Noah!”
Dylan: “Oh No….”
Courtney: *Winks*
Chris: “And The Final Marshmellow Goes To……..

Dylan!”
Courtney And Dylan: “What?”
Theresa: *Whispers* “That What toi Get For Messing With Dylan.”
Courtney: “Who The Heck Voted For Me?”
Chris: “Can’t Tell.” *Drags Courtney To Loser Boat*

Chris: “Well Courtney Got Eliminated. Who Will Get Voted Off suivant On The All-Thrilling Episode Of Total Drama Fanpop!”

Updated Cast!

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"Total Drama Action" Finale {starring Yurie}

posted by Mp4girl

Episode 25: “Mutiny on the Soundstage” AKA “The Finale”

(Yurie’s POV)

I tossed and turned in my sleep as one thing drifted back and forth in my mind...
Duncan. I closed my eyes and tried to sleep for the one-millionth time, and I told myself in my head:
“Don’t think about him. It’s his fault. He voted toi off,” my mean voice sneered.
“But, why?” My caring voice replied. “Yurie... toi still l’amour him. toi know that. Though...”
“No,” my mean voice snapped. “If he acts like this, let him... he deserves it.”
That’s when I finally fell into a restless sleep, tears streaming...

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First Kiss with...Duncan!?! pt.2

posted by Duncan-superfan

Lisa sneaks back to her house and quietly goes to her room..

Lisa:*leans on her mur and sighs* That was so...*touches her lips* Amazing....*she changes into her pj's and goes to sleep with a smile on her face*

Next Morning Lisa wakes up and sees Duncan outside her window..

Lisa:D-Duncan?! *goes to the window and opens it* What are toi do....
Duncan:*kisses her softly for a moment* Hi Lisa..
Lisa:*blushes and bites her lip* Hello...
Duncan:*climbs in* I was wondering if toi wanted to go get breakfast with me?
Lisa:Sure!
Duncan:*Sees that Lisa is only wearing a large chemise as PJ's* Umm comfertable Lisa?...

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Al Capone and Duncan Malone par katie4cheer chapter 11

posted by IDDfan

“Courtney! Courtney!” she hears her name being hissed in a low voice. Her eyelids flutter open and light floods her pupils, much to the disapprovement of her pounding headache. The first thing she sees is the rough, brown ropes around her wrists. She was laying on her side, on a dusty gray floor, with her wrists tied to a tall wooden post. As she slowly attempted to sit up, the itchy rope rubbed her wrists like an Indian Burn.

Once she was sitting with her back to the post, Courtney looked to see where the voice came from. Duncan was staring intently at her from just three feet away, where...

dxb part 3:byebye! (or is it?) BROWNIES!

posted by Fangirl99

brookes POV

thats when it happened, i tihnk, one of the best nights of my life,i tihnk.
okay,i was thinking."smooth criminal,bad boy,womazier." thats what he is.excactly.
then,he um,what he do?oh yeah he..
TO BE CONTINUED! MDR JK!
he put his face close ot mine.
"ah!"
"what?'
"nothing,that was just freaky,though."
"oh,so what dso toi want?'
"um,would you...go....out..with,me?"
then. it was silent.
"um,can i answer tihs questin in action?"
"um,k"
thats when it REALLY happened.
then,quickly,the song came to my head.
womanizer.
"okay,well,do sometihng!" i said.
"come closer" he said.
"um,ok,ay" i siad, nervouse as all hell.
"is this hell ou heaven?"i tohught.
then,he looked at me with the devilish smile of his.
"what?" i a dit sorta chuckling.
theni thought,:do toi know how many womanizer tributes theyve made of you? oh no." then,i gulped.
"oh,boy" i said.
TO BE CONTINUED!

how do toi feel? the story of the peeps who were voted off on TDA

posted by Fangirl99

izzy POV
well, yeah, it was harsh i was voted off, i dont think they realized my made jouer la comédie skiils. cause, they all thoughr i ws crazy! HAHA! and im really 200 years old coause ive been cremated a whole bunch of times! hehe. and, owen is so sweet it was great to spend time with ihm. and i got to go back again. well, i wish i didnt blow the war movie challenge. and uhhhh, oh yeah. if they tought i was crzy, they should of seen trent! dudes a wack job.
trents POV
well, i didnt want to win anyways cause i wanted gwen to win. but, they are all right, i was crazy, i was l’amour struck, i thought i was...

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Total drama Fanpoppers Finale Part 3

posted by bubblegum05

*Gun shot*

*evrybody starts running*

Juno:Yay!!Duncan your running with me!And Leshawna!!And....Fire?

Fire:Your the only person i can tollerate.

Duncan:Go get 'em babe!

Lesahwana:Go girl!

Sumer:Trent!!I HAVE TO TELL toi SOMETHNG!!

Trent:WHAT?!

Sumer:I l’amour YOU!!

*Back at finish line*
Ezekiel:So,Miranda,you got a rendez-vous amoureux, date to go to Juno's party with?

Miranda:I'll go with you!

Ezekiel:SO i'll see ya there,eh?

Miranda:Yes...

Heather:THAT'S IT!I'm going to run with Juno!She's falling behind!

*In tunnel*

Heather:WTH WAS THAT?!!!I have to make Juno win...

heather's tunnel

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Total Drama Fanpoppers Finale Part 2

posted by bubblegum05

"Ok for you're first challen-"

"Here are the TDi campers!" yelled Chris."SHUT UP CHRIS ou I WILL HURT toi BADLY!!!"
"Here are ...

DJ
DUNCAN
TYLER
HAROLD
GEOFF
HEATHER
LINDSAY
LESHAWNA
EVA
JUSTIN
OWEN
TRENT
GWEN
BRIDGETTE
COURTNEY
KATIE
SADIE
EZEKIEL
BETH!!"

said Cody."Hey!What happened to me???and you??" asked Izzy."We're already here."said Cody.
"Ok now,everybody will either choose Juno's ou Sumer's side!Sumer's side will sit over there,and Juno's side will sit over there!"

JUNO'S SIDE:
LINDSAY,LESHAWNA,RONNIE,FIRE,IZZY(not tdi one),BROOKE,NIKKI,HEATHER,EZEKIEL,COURTNEY,DUNCAN,KATIE,SADIE,TYLER,BRIDGETTE,COURTNEY,EZEKIEL...

Ttotal Drama Fanpoppers Epiosde 7 Part 2

posted by bubblegum05

"What do toi mean'this will be easy'?NOT FOR US!"Complianed Izzy."Oh wait i mean this will be HILARIOUS!Nothing makes good Tv without humor.Ok see ya at the stage in 7."

"WHAT?!Oh heck no.I'm not going through this."Said brooke."I can't!I'll die!!"screamed Izzy."Suck it up!"yelled Juno."It's your fault i'm trapped in this chair getting blood shoved into my veins."said Sumer."That was your fault.You messed with me.""It's your fault!""NO!":YES!"NO!...."

*At the stage*
*Andrea and Leshawna walk on the stage*
"Whatsup y'all?Leshawna is back and bootylisious!"

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Total drama Fanpoppers Epiosde 6 Part 2

posted by bubblegum05

RONNIE LOOSES
"Ok that means toi can vote for everyone besides Izzy and Juno.CAST YOUR VOTES!!!"Andrea yelled.

Confessionals
Juno:IWON I WON I WON!!!

Sumer:Ya it kinda sucks that i could be the one going tonight,but that's just it.

Ronnie:The reason that i couldn't Kiss him was becuase of Tyler.I would loose a million bucks for him.

Brooke:Frickin Noah....

Izzy:I think i could win this!

MARSHMELLOW CEREMONY:

JUNO
IZZY
SUMMER
BROOKE
IZZY

SORRY RONNIE THE DOCK OF SHAME IS THATA WAY!!

"AW crap,that just sucks."
*Tyler's on the boat*
"TYLER!!!""RONNIIIIIIIIEEEE!!!!"&ronnie gives tyler a ours hug*

"I guess it had a happy ending,as long as she doesn't sufficate him.See ya all suivant time on

TOTAL

DRAMA

FANPOPPERS!!!"

TO BE CONTINUED

the new group

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TOTAL DRAMA REALITY (epiosde 2 part 2:The first real challenge)

posted by gwentrentever

ok Goffers and basse, bass toi will be eating ANT INFESSTED CERIAL!!!-Juno
WHAT!!!-everyone
you heard me, now the winner's will get something to help them with the suivant challenge-Juno
OK IM NOT EATING THIS-Kylie
THERE'S NO WAY!!!-Summer
YOUR EATING IT SUMMER!!-Vannessa
NO!!!!-Summer
would toi rather have me beat the crap outa toi and then toi go home-Vannessa
ok i'll try to eat it-Summer
OMG GROSSED ME RIGHT OUT THE DOOR-Kaitlan

THE basse, bass WIN!!!-Juno

ok basse, bass here is your prize-Juno
wow an innertube this will really help-Ava
ok now goffers since toi Lost toi get to jump first, and remeber scream the most embaressing...

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TOTAL DRAMA REALITY (epiosde 2 part 1:The first real challenge)

posted by gwentrentever

*pulls a meggaphone and a blow horn*-Juno
BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP
AHHHHHH-everyone
WHAT THE HELL JUNO!!!-Vannessa

(confessionals)

SUMMER
ok idk what is up with Juno doing that but it really makes me mad

VANNESSA
ok there are 2 people i cant stand here Juno and Summer

KATIE
i thought she was kidding but she really wants us to get up this early

(out of the confessionals)

ARE toi KIDDING ME IT'S 3:00 IN THE MORNING-Theresa
oh did i metion that im worse than chris im his sister-Juno
Were in trouble-Dawn
*whispers* foins, hay Dawn do toi want an allience?-Theresa
sure-Dawn
OK GET UR LAZY BUTS UP AND rapporter TO THE MESS HALL...

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Three's Twilight: The Moon's Awakening

posted by 7thGradeGenius

The full moon rose, and the vampire heure struck ten, then eleven, then twelve. Three glimmering black bats hung effortlessly from a birch branch. Their wings sparkles in the light of the moon, and they smiled their evil, poison smiles, the smiles of vampires, pearl white pointy fangs dripping with venom. Three sets of black leather wings unfolded and stretched. The three girls yawned and landed on the ground, the long black wings sliding back into their flesh.

The brunette flipped her medium thick hair over her shoulder and looked up at the sky, her fangs dripping with saliva.

The blonde stretched...

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Best Friends' Bonds Burned Down part 6

posted by 7thGradeGenius

Once I got to the meter planks, Heather was arguing with Justin and Chris about the challenge being suicidal. I started tiptoeing onto my plank, and it started shaking. "Don't look down, don't look down, don't look down..." I told myself.

Heather sighed and started walking across the plank as if it was no problem. I wasn't even halfway across when she was fully across, then I looked down.

"So long, sucker!" Heather said, and ran away.

I looked straight down at the sharks. "I'm gonna die, now. I'm gonna frickin' die!!!"

"Come on, Brittanya!" Duncan called from the ending side.

"You can do it, Bella!"...

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Best Friends' Bonds Burned Down pt 5

posted by 7thGradeGenius

"How DARE you cheer on Brittanya!!!!"

Finally, the competition was over, and it was down to me and Heather. Big shocker. But I was also sad that Duncan wasn't there par my side.

Chris lead Heather and I to a theatre-like arena thingy. Two sets of bleachers were set facing each other, one with a picture of Heather and the other with a picture of me. There was a white finish line near the bleachers, so I knew this had to be a race of some sort. But that would be a piece of cake. I'm the fastest female runner at this camp. This was gonna be way too easy.

"OK," Chris said. "We have the contenders Heather and Brittanya. And please welcome,...