Chris: Welcome to total…drama…killing in the name of!! Our contestants are here!! First joining us is Aydan!
Aydan: Sup? So er…what do we do in this season?
Chris: suivant up is Brandon.
Brandon: *goes up to Chris* Pound it!
Chris: Uh…no. Here is Zoey!!
Zoey: Oh my god it is sooo good to be here Chris!!
Chris: Ok? toi guys are going to annoy the heck out of me! Brittney get your butt out here.
Brittney: *enters and trips* Ow, that kind of hurt…OH MY GOD! IS THAT PIXIE STIX?!?!?
Chris: Ugh…Allie.
Allie: Hi there!!
Chris: Talia! Get out here please.
Talia: Hiya!
Chris: Here is Avery.
Avery: Hi Chris! Are we going to be racing cars in this season??
Chris: SHUT UP toi STUPID TEENAGERS!! Blaine. Get out here.
Blaine: I will come when I please.
Chris: Get out here ou toi will be served mystery meat for a week.
Blaine: *enters* Happy?
Chris: Jared, Annie, Lexxi!! Out here…NOW!!
Jared: Dude calm the heck down.
Annie: Yeah Chris, just chill.
Lexxi: Hm…omg…I left my makeup on the bus *runs after bus but its too late* Damn…
Chris: Jade is here next.
Jade: Hiya.
Chris: *Looks at Jake and Elida who are entering holding hands* what the hell took toi two so long?
Jake: Erm…nothing…
Elida: *giggles softly* liar.
Jake: *laughs* Alright, can we start the challenge now?
Chris: Not yet!! I haven’t put toi into teams yet!
Jake: Oh, jeez, sorry.
Annie: So what are the teams going to be?
Jade: Yeah Chris. What are they going to be?
Chris: JUST SHUT UP AND LET ME TELL YOU!! (silence) thank you. Anyways team 1 is going to consist of: Brittany, Zoey, Avery, Jared, Brandon, Annie, Lexxi. Team two is: Allie, Talia, Blaine, Elida, Jade, Aydan, and Jake. Find out what happens suivant time on total…drama…killing in the name of!!