Chris: Last time on Total Drama Around the World! France. the Birth place of Tennis. Here our conpetiters Played a game of Chach, a game of tennis, and a good old smell of Owen's Butt! At the end it was good old Trent who left. Leaving Natalie cry to deth. who will leave on this tasty episode of total drama around the world?
*Theam song*
*non-First class*
*Katie is crying*
*You can hear Natalie crying from the confessional*
Harold: agggggggg.......... first Katie and now Natalie???? How bad can this get?
Gabriella: how much water can Katie hold?
Wally: I don't know but If she crys much longer she might die.
Buddy: agggggggggg.... I'll kill her.
*Jared sits par Katie with a water boddle in he's hands*
Jared: salut Katie........... *hands her the water Boddle* I think toi should drink some.
Katie: *stops crying alittle* Thanks Jared.*takes sip of Water*
Adrianne: salut Jared.... shouldn't toi be in first class?
Jared: I want to be in here with Katie.
James: That's new..............
Sam: What Happend to Courtney?
Jared: She texted me like 2 weeks ou 3 weeks il y a and a dit that she broke up with me.
Sam: oh.
Jared: yeah.
Jordan: Just go to First class.
Jared: NO!
*Duncan walks in*
Duncan: Jared the Vanpire just bit the girl.
DJ: Oh no!!!!! *jumps in Ray's laps*
Ray: aggggggg!
Jared: man i missed it!
Zoey: wait your watching our films we won in Ramayana?!?!
Duncan and Jared: yeah.
Rochelle: that's stiling from us!
Lulu: Yeah! How did toi find it?
Duncan: It's not hard to find stuff.
Ray: Get off of me DJ!!!!!
DJ: Sorry Ray!
Ray: aggggggggggg............
Noah: yeah toi really should never lay on my girl!
*confessional*
Ray: when we lose................. DJ is so outy!
*over*
*first class*
Jasper: This Movie is alsome!
Ezekiel: I know right eh?
Kasey: Pertct me Zekeypoo.
Ezekiel: ok Kasey pie!
Kasey: *giggles*
Blaine: How much longer until Duncan, Jared, and Natalie get back?
Annie: that's s good qustin.
*Team Mexico barges in first class*
Jasper: what the?
*Noah turns the Movie off and gets the dic out*
Annie: Hey! We were Watching that!
Lulu: well we won this and toi guys shouldn't still from us!
Jasper: toi know what toi guys are a bunch of...............
Chris: Perpare to land!
Jasper: Your lucky i didn't say it.
*Italy*
Jasper: *mubbles Something*
Chris: welcom to Italy!
Ray: Just skip to the challange.
Chris: Your challange is to make ether pizza ou pâtes, pâtes alimentaires and let me try it. the best nourriture idem wins!
Owen: mmmmmmmmmmm....... food.
Cody: Don't even think about eatting it.
Owen: *frowns*
Chris: toi will cook in the mess hall on the plane.
Draven: lets go!
*Out side Plane*
Jasper: come one Natalie Our team needs you!
Natalie: I miss Trent and i need him
Jasper: come on!
*song bell*
Japser: what?
Chris: sing ou your out!
*song starts slow*
Natalie: Oh dear Trent. Oh How I miss you. Oh Dear Trent………. Oh how I miss you. The way toi smile. I can see it from a mile. The way toi sing. Oh How I miss you.
Jasper: oooooooooooooo………….
Natalie: I miss Trent. Yeah I miss Trent! I miss toi Trent!
Jasper: She misses toi Trent!
*gets faster*
Natalie: I Know I got mad at toi for s’embrasser Katie.
Jasper: She did!
Natalie: But I’m so sorry! I didn’t think toi 2 were Dating.
Jasper: she didn’t.
Natalie: I Wish I could change all of that!
Jasper: She dose!
Natalie: But I can’t!
Jasper: oh yeah!
Natalie: I miss toi Trent! Oh How I miss toi Trent!
Jasper: she dose!
Natalie: I really really oh how really miss toi Trent. I miss Trent! Oh yeah! I miss Trent! Oh yeah yeah……..
*gets slower*
Natalie: Oh how I miss toi treeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeent!
Jasper: oh yeah yeah eeeeee yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.
Natalie: I missssssssssssssssssss………………. Treeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeent.
Jasper: *hums*
*song over*
Jasper: Now get in Natalie.
Natalie: *snifs* fine!
*mess hall*
Zoey: Lets do Pizza.
Adrianne: I don't care what we make! I'm good at both.
DJ: Me too!
Adrianne: sweat!
Zoey: so lets do Pizza.
DJ and Adrianne: Ok!
Blaine: I can make an AWESOME buffalo Chicken Pizza.
Annie: cool.
Jax: I can make a good Spaghetti!
Jared: Ok lets do some buffalo Chicken Pizza.
Jax: grrrrrrr.......
Blaine: sweat!
Draven: Lets do Pasta!
AbbY: what why?
Draven: everyone els is doing Pizza. Chris will get sick of pizza par the time he trys it.
Abby: good point.
Draven: Lets start guys!
*2 hours later*
Chris: times up. Bring me your food. *everyone hands Chris there food* *eats the buffalo Chicken Pizza* good!
Blaine: told you.
Chris: ok now for Team Japan! *eats the pasta* good!
Dravem: YES!
Chris: now for Team Mexico.
Zoey: we will be right back. *walks in kichen* *Screams* OWEN!!!!!! toi ATE THE PIZZA!!!!
Owen: sorry.
Zoey: toi are so elmanated!
Chris: sorry he can't.
Zoey: why?
Chris: This is a reord challange!
Zoey: CRAP!
Wally: so who wins it?
Chris: team Japan!
Team Japan: OH YEAH!
*Theam song*
*non-First class*
*Katie is crying*
*You can hear Natalie crying from the confessional*
Harold: agggggggg.......... first Katie and now Natalie???? How bad can this get?
Gabriella: how much water can Katie hold?
Wally: I don't know but If she crys much longer she might die.
Buddy: agggggggggg.... I'll kill her.
*Jared sits par Katie with a water boddle in he's hands*
Jared: salut Katie........... *hands her the water Boddle* I think toi should drink some.
Katie: *stops crying alittle* Thanks Jared.*takes sip of Water*
Adrianne: salut Jared.... shouldn't toi be in first class?
Jared: I want to be in here with Katie.
James: That's new..............
Sam: What Happend to Courtney?
Jared: She texted me like 2 weeks ou 3 weeks il y a and a dit that she broke up with me.
Sam: oh.
Jared: yeah.
Jordan: Just go to First class.
Jared: NO!
*Duncan walks in*
Duncan: Jared the Vanpire just bit the girl.
DJ: Oh no!!!!! *jumps in Ray's laps*
Ray: aggggggg!
Jared: man i missed it!
Zoey: wait your watching our films we won in Ramayana?!?!
Duncan and Jared: yeah.
Rochelle: that's stiling from us!
Lulu: Yeah! How did toi find it?
Duncan: It's not hard to find stuff.
Ray: Get off of me DJ!!!!!
DJ: Sorry Ray!
Ray: aggggggggggg............
Noah: yeah toi really should never lay on my girl!
*confessional*
Ray: when we lose................. DJ is so outy!
*over*
*first class*
Jasper: This Movie is alsome!
Ezekiel: I know right eh?
Kasey: Pertct me Zekeypoo.
Ezekiel: ok Kasey pie!
Kasey: *giggles*
Blaine: How much longer until Duncan, Jared, and Natalie get back?
Annie: that's s good qustin.
*Team Mexico barges in first class*
Jasper: what the?
*Noah turns the Movie off and gets the dic out*
Annie: Hey! We were Watching that!
Lulu: well we won this and toi guys shouldn't still from us!
Jasper: toi know what toi guys are a bunch of...............
Chris: Perpare to land!
Jasper: Your lucky i didn't say it.
*Italy*
Jasper: *mubbles Something*
Chris: welcom to Italy!
Ray: Just skip to the challange.
Chris: Your challange is to make ether pizza ou pâtes, pâtes alimentaires and let me try it. the best nourriture idem wins!
Owen: mmmmmmmmmmm....... food.
Cody: Don't even think about eatting it.
Owen: *frowns*
Chris: toi will cook in the mess hall on the plane.
Draven: lets go!
*Out side Plane*
Jasper: come one Natalie Our team needs you!
Natalie: I miss Trent and i need him
Jasper: come on!
*song bell*
Japser: what?
Chris: sing ou your out!
*song starts slow*
Natalie: Oh dear Trent. Oh How I miss you. Oh Dear Trent………. Oh how I miss you. The way toi smile. I can see it from a mile. The way toi sing. Oh How I miss you.
Jasper: oooooooooooooo………….
Natalie: I miss Trent. Yeah I miss Trent! I miss toi Trent!
Jasper: She misses toi Trent!
*gets faster*
Natalie: I Know I got mad at toi for s’embrasser Katie.
Jasper: She did!
Natalie: But I’m so sorry! I didn’t think toi 2 were Dating.
Jasper: she didn’t.
Natalie: I Wish I could change all of that!
Jasper: She dose!
Natalie: But I can’t!
Jasper: oh yeah!
Natalie: I miss toi Trent! Oh How I miss toi Trent!
Jasper: she dose!
Natalie: I really really oh how really miss toi Trent. I miss Trent! Oh yeah! I miss Trent! Oh yeah yeah……..
*gets slower*
Natalie: Oh how I miss toi treeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeent!
Jasper: oh yeah yeah eeeeee yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.
Natalie: I missssssssssssssssssss………………. Treeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeent.
Jasper: *hums*
*song over*
Jasper: Now get in Natalie.
Natalie: *snifs* fine!
*mess hall*
Zoey: Lets do Pizza.
Adrianne: I don't care what we make! I'm good at both.
DJ: Me too!
Adrianne: sweat!
Zoey: so lets do Pizza.
DJ and Adrianne: Ok!
Blaine: I can make an AWESOME buffalo Chicken Pizza.
Annie: cool.
Jax: I can make a good Spaghetti!
Jared: Ok lets do some buffalo Chicken Pizza.
Jax: grrrrrrr.......
Blaine: sweat!
Draven: Lets do Pasta!
AbbY: what why?
Draven: everyone els is doing Pizza. Chris will get sick of pizza par the time he trys it.
Abby: good point.
Draven: Lets start guys!
*2 hours later*
Chris: times up. Bring me your food. *everyone hands Chris there food* *eats the buffalo Chicken Pizza* good!
Blaine: told you.
Chris: ok now for Team Japan! *eats the pasta* good!
Dravem: YES!
Chris: now for Team Mexico.
Zoey: we will be right back. *walks in kichen* *Screams* OWEN!!!!!! toi ATE THE PIZZA!!!!
Owen: sorry.
Zoey: toi are so elmanated!
Chris: sorry he can't.
Zoey: why?
Chris: This is a reord challange!
Zoey: CRAP!
Wally: so who wins it?
Chris: team Japan!
Team Japan: OH YEAH!
As toi may of have guessed par the title, toi can already tell how much i hate Total Drama All Stars.
1. Do i even need to explain? This season is anything but worthy of being called a season!
2. Lightning is still the same as he was in season 4: putting sha in every sentence and still dumb as a rock
3. How is Sam even remotely considered an all star? Seriously! Wouldn't someone like Brick be a better choice? I'm not disputing Christian Potenza's choices for who he picked to be in season 5, but still, wouldn't Brick of have been a better option?
4. The cast in general is disappointing. I know i'm going to get a lot hate for this, but hear me out. This is the reason that this season did not meet any of my exceptations.
5. Not only has nothing changed about Lightning, but the same can be a dit for Scott. What i mean is his fear of Fang remains unchanged.
That concludes part 1. Stay tuned for part 2.
1. Do i even need to explain? This season is anything but worthy of being called a season!
2. Lightning is still the same as he was in season 4: putting sha in every sentence and still dumb as a rock
3. How is Sam even remotely considered an all star? Seriously! Wouldn't someone like Brick be a better choice? I'm not disputing Christian Potenza's choices for who he picked to be in season 5, but still, wouldn't Brick of have been a better option?
4. The cast in general is disappointing. I know i'm going to get a lot hate for this, but hear me out. This is the reason that this season did not meet any of my exceptations.
5. Not only has nothing changed about Lightning, but the same can be a dit for Scott. What i mean is his fear of Fang remains unchanged.
That concludes part 1. Stay tuned for part 2.
