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Total Drama awsomeness! Eposde 20! "Fast Barffing Inc."

posted by BridgexJordan

*non-First class*

Jax: This place sucks.
Ezekiel: yeah eh.
Buddy: I can't stand it in here.
Rochelle: well don't go all crazy again.
Buddy: I can't help it i have to get out of here.
Natalie: hey, if toi do make a big hole please through Alejndro out of it please.
Alejandro: I know toi all hate me for changing the votes on Zoey, but.
Trent: No buts. that was so wrong dude.
Alejandro: I a dit i was sorry.
Rochelle: how about toi put us all out of your missory and vote your self off. ou quit.
Alejandro: I am not going to do that.
Natalie: I want to lose.
Trent: why?
Natalie: because i don't like votting people off.
Trent: please stay. for me.
Natalie: I'll try. but i don't know.

*first class*

Bridgette: first class rocks!
Rayven: oh yeah it dose.
Jar3d: I l’amour it.
Ray: I'm still iching from the poisn ivy.
DraveN: will toi be ok?
Ray: i don't know. maby.
Draven: here let me look at it.
Ray: OK.
*a sonud is herd*
Bridgette: what was that?
Jared: beets me.
Rayven: It sounded like boxes hitting the ground.
Draven: I think it came from the storage room.
Ray: go check.
Jar3d: what if it'd a ours from the forest?
Ray: I'm not checking.
Rayven: me ether.
Bridgette: me ether. Draven? Jar3d?
Jar3d: No me.
Draven: fine i will. *opans door to storage room and a rat craws out* It's just a rat.
Ray: *screams*
Jared: what the?
Rayven: a rat can make that much noise?????
Bridgette: i didnt't know that.
Chef: eveyone to the main room!

*main room*

Ray: so what's oue challange today.
Rayven: arggggggggggggggg!
Ezekiel: where's Chris eh?
Chef: No one mechems Chris' name! we will be going to the FBI HQ.
Buddy: sweat!
Rochelle: how could toi find it.
Chef: we got permishen.
Rochelle: Oh.
Jax: so what do we do there?
Chef: we will train like spis.
Rayven: sweat.
Chef: Chris told me to ask toi for a get out of challange pass. Rayven?
Rayven: No i don't wanna use it!
Chef: Ok than! lets go.

*FBI HQ*

Chef: Ok your first tacked is to be good with the wepens.ok we will use the gun first.
Buddy: give it to me! *grabes gun a shoots a FBI person*oops.
Chef: toi might wanna get on the plane.
Buddy: *runs on the plane*
Chef: Ok toi will shoot a dummy.
Jar3d: too bad Annie already left.
Rochelle: No the dummy is buddy.
Jar3d: and Annie.
Chef: a real dummy. Jar3d your up first. oh and i forgot to mechen chris told me that Alejandro, Buddy, Draven, and jar3d have no plus invencabilty.
Alejandro: mAN.
Natalie: Alejnadro your gone!.
Chef: Jared your up. *shoots the gun and hits the dummy* bo ya!
Chef: Rayven!
Rayven: *shoots and makes it* Yes!
Chef: Rochelle.
Rochelle: *shoots and misses* Man!
Chef: Go in plane!
Rochelle: aw man.
Chef: Jax!
Jax: *shoots and makes it* Yes!
Chef: Bridgette.
Bridgette: *shoots and makes it* yes!
Chef: Ray.
Ray: *shoots and hits the same FBI person that Buddy shot* oops. *runs in plane*
Chef: Draven
Draven: *shoots and makes it* Yes!
Chef: Zeke.
Ezekiel: *shoots and makes it*
Chef: Natalie.
Natalie: *shoots and misses* Man!
Chef: go in plane!
Natalie: good luck Trent.
Trent: thanks i'll need it.
Chef: alejandro.
Alejandro: *shoots and makes it* yes!
Chef: and Trent.
Trent: *shoots and misses* man!
Chef: go in plane!
Trent: man!
Chef: Ok Bridgette, Rayven, Jared, Draven, Ezekiel,Jax, and Alejandro toi guys will be in the suivant round.
Bridgette: he dose know that we are girls right?
Rayven: I hope so.

*FBI training center*

Chef: Ok toi will go through thease lasers.
Bridgette: toi rayon, ray what now?
Chef: toi will go through and hit the botton the first 4 to to hit the bottom will déplacer on. GO!
Rayven: lets do it.
Jared: *gets hit par lazer* Ouch!
Bridgette: this is so hard.
Draven: what am i playing Twister????
Bridgette: *giggles* *gets hit par lazer* Ouch!
Draven: i will help you.
*rayven hit botton*
Rayven: yes round 3 here i come!
*Alejandro hit botton*
Alejandro: me too!
Rayven: what ever.
*Bridgette and Draven hit booton*
Bridgette: yes! Thanks Draven.
draven: No probelm.
Chef: jar3d, Ezekiel, and Jax go to the plane.
Jax: Man!
Chef: toi 4 come with me.

*museim*

Chef: Ok this is a museim toi have to still a dimon!
Bridgetet: what?
Chef: a fake one that we hid here. it's closed right now. so go!
*all 4 start running*

*mummy exsibet*

Rayven: where could it be.
Chef: oh and there is 2.
RayveN: Oh.
Bridgette: is it in here Draven?
Draven: I don't know.
Rayven: salut go find it some where els. *sees a diomnd* found it! i got to go.
Bridgette: man!
Alejandro: found it!

*loby*

Chef: Ok it looks like Alejandro and Rayven win invencabilty. i will tell everyone els that. and i will see toi tonight.
Rayven: I win!

__________________________________________________________________________________________

Ok vote off someone. message me ou IM me your vote. and toi can use confessional if toi want to. here are the people:

Rayven (invencabilty)
Alejandro (invencabilty)
Draven
Bridgette
Jar3d
Buddy
Jax
Ray
Rochelle
Ezekiel
Natalie
Trent

commentaire please

tdafan121 *confessional* Natalie: DAMNIT! Ale-jerkface won invincibility. Looks like another episode of voting for myself. It's not that I don't want to win, I just hate voting for other people unless they messed up really bad. But now that there are no teams and the one person I would like to vote off keeps winning invincibility, I just vote for myself because of my own mistakes. I'm not the decision person, I'm the one you go to for advice or a girl-to-girl or heart-to-heart talk. I'm the sympathetic dem- uh, I mean the sympatheic girl, not the girl who hates people! *end confessional*

RavenRox2 ~Confessional~ Rayven: Whoo!! I finally won one! im pretty excited...i wonder if there be cake in first class!!!! *rubs hands together evily* hehehe i hope so ~End~ that was awesome!!

STALKER-TOAST Uh....dude....I'll give you a confessional to show you how Buddy REALLY acts. -- confessional -- Buddy: *smiles and laughs evily* Those bastards can vote me off all they want,but they need to remember,Draven and Alejandro are "Bad" But I'm as worse as ANYONE Can get*smiles darkly and eyes flash yellow* -- end --

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"Suspenseful" A poem par TDA's Kiyurie Chan... *about the TDA finale*

posted by Mp4girl

Omigod. I probably went to www.totaldramaaction.com ten times to vote for Duncan... ^^ So, please. If toi would please do me a favor, would toi –if toi haven’t already- vote for Duncan...? Please... it would make me so happy if he won!
If toi still aren’t convinced, this is my poésie at its special...

“It’s been the whole season...
It’s passed so fast.
But there is a reason...
We should make TDA last.

It’s TDA I love, TDA that I’ll miss.
As long as I can think of...
If toi don’t know why I’m saying this
READ THE VERSE ABOVE! ^^

The episodes are all exciting
All twenty-five; agree?
TDA’s...

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Duncan and Miranda Chapter 2

posted by potterandtdi

Duncan

'Her eyes. It hit me. The girl I was on had the most beautiful eyes I'd ever seen. Now she's holding on to my waist. On my motorcycle.MY motorcycle. Not Geoff's, not Trent's. MINE. I wanted to stare into those eyes. I really do. I hope she feels the same way.' I thought in my head. I peek out of my daydreams and see my house. I park behind my dad's car. I get off my motorcycle. She sits there. She stares beyond my house. To the graveyard nextdoor. "Oh, don't mind that. It's not that spooky." I tell her. I try to get her to focus. She looks like she's possessed. I wonder what's wrong.

Miranda...

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total drama dynamite episode 5

posted by KARIxTRENT

chris:last time on tdd..
sadie got voted off!
rayentte was listening to music.
gordon:hey watcha listin to?
raynette showed him.
gordon:I l’amour this song!
rayntte:so do I.
(they both smiled and inched closer and kissed)
trent was massing karis shoulders.
confessions of trent:
on a scale of 1 to 10.. the chick is a 20!
smart,cool,hot,pretty and indpendant, I think I am in love..
(he l’amour sighed)
rayennte and gordon were holding hands.
lindsay:aww...
they are so hooked up!
trent:lindsay they were already hooked up.
lindsay:ohh..
kari:nice rayntte.
(they high fived)

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I'll montrer him Chapter 1 & 2

posted by bubblegum05

Duncan and Courtney in the bar

Chapter 1- Crazy Crooked Car

I was in my car when it all started. It was freezing outside, and the sun was down. Something wasn't right. The tronc started shaking par its self. Something had jumped onto the back of my car and was going through the window. In a flash he jumped up at me. "AHHHHHHHHHHHH!" I screamed. "Duncan! toi nearly gave me a cœur, coeur attack!" He was laughing so hard his nose piercing looked like it was about to come apart. That would of been funny. "Oh!" He laughed," Did i scare toi princess?" I gave him the look i always did when i was mad at him. "No." I sighed, "If toi need...

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Miranda and Duncan chapter one

posted by potterandtdi

I walked down the rue with my black Converse clopping on the pavement. I hear a faint bang but ignore it. I hear it again, but a little louder. Someone pushes me off the sidewalk and into a nearby alleyway. I open my eyes and see a handsom man on haut, retour au début of me. He has a green mohawk topping his jet black hair. His skin was a nice
in-the-middle color, not too pale, not too tan. And his eyes, oh, those sarcelle, teal blue eyes got me. They were rich and smooth. They had a touch of green, only a faint one. Those eyes were what got me. "I'm sorry I tackled you. I hope it didn't hurt." he said. He reached...

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The SO-Called-Finale Part 1 (Duncan's Point Of Veiw)

posted by bubblegum05

NOTE:I DIDNT REMMEBER IT WORD FOR WORD

Yeah, I deserve to win the million. I also desrve Courtney and her princess ways but NOOOOOO SHE BROKE UP WITH ME! I was in a pool with Courtney, and she a dit she wanted to make out. It was the best moment ever in my life. Untill BETH woke me up with all her chattering! "WEAR A BLIND-FOLD LOSER!" I screamed. Then, I waited for laughs. "Uh guys?" I said. "Oh ya, nobody else in the cabin."I shoved my pocket couteau into the side of my bunk. "Now i'll never get to sleep." In a flash something that looked like pruple Hairspray came in through the haut, retour au début of my...

TDA Replay Episode 17; Super Hero ID {starring Yurie}

posted by Mp4girl

Episode 17; “Super Hero ID”

Everyone was awake par three in the morning on that day. Courtney and Lindsay really smelled! And I a dit so.
They were too busy arguing to notice. I sighed, and since I was awake already, I changed and stepped out. Oh, well. I’m off to meet Duncan.

I stepped out (everyone else did, also) and Chris was already there. He explained the challenge, super-power, blah, blah, blah.
I designed and made my costume quickly, so I could spend “quality time” with Duncan.
It was sky blue and cream, with a red sash around my waist. A red ribbon held back my hair. I showed it...

TDA Replay, (Episode 15; Million Dollar Babies) [with Kiyurie]

posted by Mp4girl

Episode 15: “Million Dollar Babies”
I decided to eliminate Lindsay and Gwen from the competition.
***
“A sports challenge?” I echoed.
“Sounds like fun, right?” Duncan laughed.
“For you, maybe.”
He smiled and kissed my cheek.
I waited while Chris explained the challenge… blah blah blah tires…
“Ready? Annnndd….. GO!” Chris yelled when he had finished.
So our team went, and after all, it wasn’t that hard.
And Chris told us who we’d be competing against.
Courtney and… Heather.
Me and Duncan.
Justin and Leshawna.
Harold and Beth.
What was that? “Kiyurie, you’re switching...

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A aléatoire Story Me (Random9747649) And duncanlovR Made (Story 4)

posted by Random9747649

Once upon a time... a fry ate off of Duncan's mowhawk.... and Duncan yelled and a dit "OH, HELL NO!I'M BASICALLY NAKED!" then... Courtney ate green jelly... then Owen yelled "WHYYYY?!?"...then a dit "its still warm" then Duncan a dit "I feel a cool breeze" then Owen a dit back "ur naked T_T" Duncan a dit "o ya.. WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!" and ran around and then kissed Courtney...After the kiss, Duncan jumped on Owen's head like he had a HUGE douse of crack and... fell off a cliff into the screaming fangirls!...And Duncan landed right into the Koolade Guy's arms and the Koolade Guy said..."My my Duncan... didn't know u had ' a THING' for me!"... Harold,Trent,Gwen, & Courtney a dit "WTF?Duncan? What happened to US?!"... "TO BAD!!!!!!! I'm going out with koolade dude now MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA" Duncan said........... Everyone: 0_0 DAMN! THE END!

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chrizzy vs nizzy part1

posted by Fangirl99

i was thinking,thinking,hard.i was a little tired of dating owen,i had my cœur, coeur set on someone else,well,two people,for that matter.

"owen,"i began,waken owen up from sleep.
"what is it,izz?i was having the best dream about the thanksgiving feast."

that was also soemthing i was sick off.hes obbsestion over food.thats all he talked about. food.

"well,owen,you see, i tihkn we need to see other people."
"izzy,did toi just say we need ot see other people? cause tharts what i heard.
"yes,owen,i jut said."
"but why?"
"i have my cœur, coeur set on someone else."
"who?"
"im not sure,but,im thinking. good bye,owen"...

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MY NEW "DCS"="DRAMA CAN'T STOP" SERIES!!!!

posted by TOTALFan

Staring!
Sumer, Andrea, Jared, Kalia, Paige, Phil, Brooke, Issabella, Alex, Rainie, Miranda, Ashley, Emlee, Rikki, ME Christy, Coolthingsfan14 (LOL I DNT KNOW HIS NAME =P,)Brooke, DramaLyric, Brittany,
WHOEVER ELSE WANTS TO BE IN DCS MESSAGE ME!!!!!!
THERE IS ALOT OF SPACE, IM LOOKING FOR plus CHARACTERS!!!
MESSAGE ME ou COMMENT!!!

IF U HAV A CHARACTER TELL ME!!

I NEED plus PEOPLE

ASK ou MAKE SOMEONE TO MAKE U A CHARACTER SO THT U CAN BE IN THIS NEW ARTICLE('S)
And if u know somebody tht has a character name and MDR personality, ask em if they wanna be in it.
Seriously, this is gonna be really awesome.
oh and if u r one of those people tht i put here and u dnt want to be in the new series jst tell me.

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Life After Lies - Chapter 2 - Interaction

posted by gigirl942

~~

"Seeing as how my karma (which had been biting me in the cul, ass repeatedly since I was 16) apparently still owed me a lot, and the quality of my luck was just poor overall, the chances of things going wrong for me very soon were probably quite high. I just hope I hadn't jinxed it par thinking that."

~~

I jinxed it.

My life was now, officially, unnecessarily complicated.

Why? Because there, on the screen of that PDA, tied to a chair, was Noah.

My old life just had to find a way to interfere with my new life, didn't it?

Joy.

I took the elevator down to floor A1, that nervous feeling in my stomach becoming...

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Life After Lies - Chapter 1 - Closure

posted by gigirl942

I got to hear my eulogy today.

I still don't know why I didn't shut the stupid TV off. I knew full well that I would rather not have watched those idiots on the screen pretend to mourn me. There was no use lying to myself in an attempt to chase away any regret ou remorse I felt for my decision. It was obvious to everyone that I would not be missed.

It was sad really. Everything about that funeral was a lie. The bowed heads and solemn faces; the tears; the casket of polished oak and the wax figurine inside. Even the flowers, fresh roses and gorgeous lavenders, were being used to remember someone...

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Total Drama TV Episode 3: I Write Songs, Not Tragedies pt 1/4

posted by 7thGradeGenius

XD SHE CANT SING!!!!!!!

That suivant morning at 5 AM...

Chris: ALL CONTESTANTS MUST BE DRESSED AND AT THE musique THEATER DOWN THE plage IN T-MINUS THIRTY MINUTES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Everyone: *groans*

(After everybody is awake and at the theater)

Chris: OK, today's challenge is a talent contest.

Veronica: OOOH! YAY!!!

Britt and Jacki: *laugh*

Chris: Uh, anyway, seeing as there are 11 of you, I decided to spice things up. And seeing as how this is a musique challenge, please welcome, from the past three seasons - Trent!

Trent: salut everyone!

Duncan: Ah, it's little Pretty Boy.

Trent: Shut it, Duncan.

Courtney: FINALLY, we're on the same page!...

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Total Drama X Chapter one

posted by jadore_renard

Note: toi should read the prologue before toi read this :D link

xxxxxxxxxxxxxxDUNCANxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Duncan laid down in his bed, staring at a particular spot on the ceiling. He'd been laying like this for over an hour. He was thinking the same thing he'd been thinking nearly every minute of every jour for the past three months. How could she have dumped him? Duncan knew he had his flaws, he was defiant, rude, sneaky. But he thought Courtney loved him despite those things. He punched the mur in frustration. Duncan sighed, where was Harold when he needed a human...

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TDA starring Kiyurie (Ep. 13 "Ocean's Eight ou Nine" Part 1)

posted by Mp4girl

(Sorry to everyone for this, but I decided that except for Geoff, Leshawna, and whoever else was voted off, every camper that got voted off in the original series is voted off. Except, Gwen came back.) And… change of teams. As usual, the original teams are the teams for this. It’s too hard to remember.

And, my other articles are on the TDA spot...

I was in a weird place that looked exactly like a bank. A studio, I noticed.
“Kiyurie, you’ll have to wear this.” Chris tossed a blonde wig at me.
I smirked at it. “Uh… why?”
“Be-CAUSE,” He started, “You’ll be the bank teller for...

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Total Drama TV Episode 2 part 3/4

posted by 7thGradeGenius

Back on the bottom floors...

Britt: *typing in something on her PDA*

Jacki: *catches up with her* BRITT!

Britt: Go away.

Jacki: Look, I'm really sorry I didn't-

Britt: toi know what hurts the most about all this? Was the fact that I liked him. But toi ruined it for me par banging him.

Jacki: I'm so sorry, I-

Britt: I HATE YOU! GO FUCK OFF!!! *runs away crying*

Jacki: Brittani! *sighs*

*Her cell phone rings, Britt stops dead in the hall*

Britt: What was that?

Dee-dee, dee-dee, chh chh, chh chhh

Jacki: HA! How could toi think I'ma fall for that?

Britt: O.O Jacki, LOOK OUT!!!

Jacki: Huh? *turns around and gets...

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ChrisMcleanxKatie (OC): Totally Dramatic Assistant (chapter 1)

posted by sonicluver101

“Of course, no good jobs are ever available around here…”

Katie, a 22 an old women mumbled to herself as she flipped through the job ads in the newspaper. Walking down the street, she gave a small sigh as she folded up the paper and tucked it into her back pocket and walked past a télévision store that let toi watch the shows from the window.

“…So make sure to watch Total Drama Island, airing today! We’re going to put our contestants through some terrifying, CRAZY, and all around awesome stunts---“

She stopped, backtracked, and turned her attention to the T.V. that was advertising...

dxb:since when? last part!

posted by Fangirl99

brooke POV
"um,okay,what the hll are you.."
i was cut off cause,he kissed me uhu!no,really he did! see hers a pic!k,soo,i dont have a pic,but, im seriouse! watch the vid toi stinkin people!
after,like about 5 minutes i spoke.
"WHAT???????????!!!!!!!!"
"what"
"you,you,you,you,you,kisse,me!"
"yeah,so?"
"bad boy"
"i konw"
"womainzer"
"i know"
"okay,so..... is that a yes?"
"i dont konw toi tell me."
"oh,boy"
"yep"
"hmmmm."
well,thats it,or is it? wait,no really, is it? oh,wait,its not!

duncans POV (finally)
whyd i do that?i wanted to.
so then, i had plus tricks up my sleeve.so,i asked her.
"you like me?"
"well duh!" she said.
"well,i tihkn yor hot"
"thanks,you are too"
brookes POV
"awkward" i said.
then he got closer,he put his hands on my shoulders,and hthen he started t olick my cheek.
okay,im done, go ask duncan for plus info.

duncan POV
okay,so yeahi did that then, we started making out, and the rest,you dont ogtta know.

THE END!:D

Undivided Sense : A Fangirl l’amour song I wrote

posted by kickassbjean

I know this song sucks but I wrote it at like, two in da freakin morning

A song I wrote the other night called Undivided Sense...

Acoustic guitare starts playing to pick up the intro...

You never make up your mind
When toi tell me that toi l’amour me
Then toi say toi can't decide
Whether toi should stay ou should toi go away
But no matter what toi do
I keep on comin' back to you
'Casue girl, you're my everything
You're the sun when it rises
You're the moon when it shines
You're the blue in the sky when everything is fine

So why do I, cry my eyes out at night
You gone and say out ain't comin back
I can't feel anything plus when toi leave me
Girl, those hypnotizing lies
Those big, blue...