Chris: last time on Total Drama Reality Check! Our contestants pranked the other contestants.Cole arraged a fake rendez-vous amoureux, date with 3 people. Lia, Annie, and Mathew getting them all pranked. And Layla gave a prank text to Marissa and Liza from Joss's phone. Not to mention Elisa beating up Layla! hehe... amazing. In the end, It was both Draven and Ashley who got voted off, but only Ashley who was going home. Draven is being my intern... I need him to still be here... ratings!!! Who will win? Who will barf? Who will want to quit the show? Find out right now on Total... Drama Reality check!
(Theme song)
(Team Fake's Girl's trailer)
Lia: So much quiet with Ashley gone.
Annie, May, and Lily: mhm.
(Layla and faon, fawn enter)
Layla: Just shut up toi (beeeep)
Lia: Spoke too soon.
Fawn: I'm just saying that toi need to be a little nicer to Liza and Marissa and... pretty much everyone.
Layla: Fawn. Read my lips. I. Do. not. Care. Okay? toi got that? Good. (pats faon, fawn on the head)
(confessional)
Fawn: (Screams) If Layla is not gone soon. I am going to lose it!!!! Oh and now that I'm on the subject of bitches. Let's talk about Draven... really...He's an INTERN now?! *hands fly into the air in sheer anger* I can not believe this! *hits head against the mur consistantly* No no no no no no no
May: Really. We get Draven eliminated and he comes back as an intern. And now hes probobly going to know that I voted for him. This sucks.
Blake: Finally, Ashley's gone...now I don't have to deal with her anymore and that I will be able to feel tranquil without her calling my name. Although everything isn't exactly peaceful. Layla and Draven are still around. Let's just hope I can avoid being in their way. Anyway, I wonder what the suivant challenge is going to be?
Draven: It's good that I'm the intern now. I can now look at all the confessionals and see how to make my fellow team who voted me off pay for what they did... all must Layla. I already know some. Like Vincent has Bipolar and he always see's his imaginary girlfriend. Blake hates being called Blakey Snowflakey. I also need to get Jordan and Cole eliminated. They no that I a volé, étole Liza's bra. hmmm.. what to do. what to do...
(over)
(Team Real's girl's trailer)
Liza: I HATE LAYLA!
Marissa: I do too.
Elisa: hehe.. I still smell chocolat lait in your hair.
Liza: When did toi smell my hair??!
Elisa: never....
Liza: Mhm....
Chris: (intercom) All contestants come to set 7 NOW!
Marissa: never learn the word please do toi Chris?
(set 7)
(All the contestants enter)
Chris: Okay. Are toi guys ready?
Vincent: Ready as we'll ever be.
Chris: okay. While I tell toi guys about today's challenge, my new intern Draven will set up the tarentule pit.
Lia: tarentule pit?
Chris: mhm. toi heard me. Now before I explain today's challenge. There will be 8 parts to today's challenge and each part will have 1 member of each team in it. As for team Fake, toi must kick out a player to not do today's challenge.
Fawn, Lily, Lia, and Annie: I VOTE LAYLA!
Layla: WHAT?!
Chris: okay. Layla, since toi don't have to do today's challenge. toi can go to your trailer and toi also have invincibility!
Layla: OH YEAH! But... I'll stay here. I want to watch my fellow team mates suffer... I mean have fun.
(Fawn rolls eyes)
Chris: I like that spirit! Now. Let's start today's challenge. Today's challenge is based on the reality montrer "Fear Factor". As I a dit there will be 2 parts. Each part will have 1 member from each team in it. Each part is a challenge based off of Fear Factor. toi can drop out if toi want, if toi do, the other person wins a point for their team.
Draven: I'm done sir.
Chris: Good boy.
(Confessional)
Mathew: Sir?! Good boy?! Are we in some kind of alternate universe?!
(over)
(Set 7)
Chris: okay. Today's challenge is for the 2 picked contestants to lay in a pit of tarantulas!
Joss: Tarantellas?!?
Chris: hehe... yeah toi heard. Okay. so first up is Lia vs. Cole!
Joss: (sigh if releaf)
Lia: Your going down Cole!
Cole: Yeah what ever.
(Confessional)
Lia: This is going to be revenge for what he did to me last time! Putting me on a fake rendez-vous amoureux, date with Jordan. psh. the pain still lives Cole. The pain still lives.
(over)
(Set 7)
Chris: Okay toi 2. In to the pit of tarantellas.
(Lia and Cole get into the pit of tarantellas)
Lia: ew. ew. ew.
Cole: (sigh) fills like home.
Lia: O.O
Cole: Forget toi herd that.
Lia: mhm...
Chris: Time begins... NOW!
Lia: This isn't so bad.
Cole: Oh I'm use to this.
Lia: O.O
Cole: Just pretend I can't hear and I'm a ghost.
Lia: Can I be the one to turn toi into a ghost?
Cole: HEY!
(1 minutes later)
Cole: I can do this all day. (get's bitten par a Tarantula) OUCH! I mean... no problem bro. (get's bitten par one on the neck) OH no... (faints)
Chris: And Lia wins it!
Joss: How is that even possible that he fainted? Tarantulas aren't even posiness!!
Chris: Well let's say some of them... not all of them.. are mutant tarantulas!
Lia: WHAT?!?! (jumps out) toi could have killed me in there!
Chris: That's kind of the point. Now Draven? Take my old friend Cole to the infirmary.
Draven: Yes sir!
(confessional)
Layla: What is Draven doing?? I need to find out more... hmmmm...
(over)
(Set 7)
Chris: Okay. Lia since toi got the a point, toi win invincibility and a point for your team!
Lia: YES!
Annie: Wait what?
Chris: Did I forget to mention that if toi win the round toi don't only get a point for your team but toi get invincibility if your team loses?
Robert: Um. No I don't think that came up.
Chris: Well toi do!
Lia: YES!
Chris: Okay. The suivant challenge I will need to have Liza and May!
Liza: Come on Chris! Hit what me with what ever toi got!
Chris: Your challenge is to eat 3 mouton, moutons eyes.
Elisa: WHAT!?!?!??! We have to eat sheep?!??!
Chris: No... May and Liza have to eat sheep. But toi know.. toi can eat mouton, moutons too if toi want.
Elisa: NO! No one should be eating sheep!
Chris: (rolls eyes) Okay. Sit down par the bowl of eyes.
(confessional)
Joss: (sigh) I hope Liza's going to be okay eating the sheep's eyes.
(over)
(Set 7)
Chris: Okay the first one to complete all 3 eyes wins the point for their team and invincibility if their team loses. Ready? GO!
May: (slowly picks up Eyes) Ewwww...
(Confessional)
May: W- Why did I have to be sheep's eyes?! Really Chris?! (barfs)
(Over)
(Set 7)
Liza: (slowly takes bite of Sheep's eyes and then barfs)
May: (slowly takes bite of Sheep's eyes and then barfs)
Chris: This May take awhile... Will May and Liza die from the grossness? Will They surrive. And what other gross challenges do I have in mind? Find out when we return To Total.. Drama.. Reality Check!
(Infirmary)
Cole: W- where am I?
Draven: toi got bitten par a tarantula.
Cole: Oh.. okay... Can I go now?
Draven: First. toi do know That I just saved your life right?
Cole: I- I guess.. Thanks.
Draven: mhm. Now here's the thing. toi have to return the favor.
Cole: Sure... What is it?
Draven: toi have to tell everyone that toi a volé, étole Liza's bra.
Cole: WHAT??!?!?!
Draven: Mhm... Tell them... ou I'll play your audition tape.
Cole: NO! Don't! toi wouldn't!
Draven: Watch me.
(Set 7)
Chris: And Liza finished her first eye!
Liza: I think I'm going to be sick. (barfs) Too late.
May: (swallows her first eye) There! Done! (sigh of releaf)
Chris: toi still got 2 plus left. And so does Liza.
May: Oh no...
(Confessional)
May: Doing this... I'm thinking... is the money even worth it?
Liza: Okay... I thought of something while I was puking my head out: Why eat it slowly... eat it fast and get it over with.
(over)
(Set 7)
Liza: (eats the whole 2nd eyes then the whole 3rd eye then barfs)
Chris: And Liza wins!
Liza: yay...
May: Crap!
Chris: D- Do toi guys want to go in the infirmary?
Liza: I- I think I do.
Chris: Well Draven's already in there so... Chef?
Chef: What is it?
Chris: Bring these ladies to the infirmary please.
Chef: Agggh.. (picks May and Liza up and exits)
Chris: Okay suivant up we have Marissa vs. Fawn!
Fawn: Oh yeah! Let's do this!
Marissa: Good luck Fawn.
Fawn: Good luck Marissa.
Chris: Okay. Your challenge is another pit challenge.
Fawn: Oh no..
Chris: toi have to lay in a pit of rats.
Marissa: ewww...
Elisa: Why does everything have to do with animals?
Chris: I'm doing challenges from the montrer fear factor so... yeah... well let's just get on with the challenge!
(Marissa and faon, fawn get into the pit of rats)
Marissa: ewwww...
Fawn: I know... Gross!
Chris: Time starts now!
Marissa: OW! One just pit me! Are they posiness?
Chris: No. Not theses... sadly.
Marissa: (sigh of releaf)
Fawn: OW! One bit- Ow!
Marissa: OUCHY!!!
Fawn: HEY! Stop it toi little- OUCH!!!
Marissa: Okay that's it! I can't take it anymore! I'm going crazy! (get's out of pit) (sigh of releaf) Finally.
Chris: faon, fawn wins!
Fawn: YES!
(confessional)
Fawn: That was worth it! I get to stay another week! WOOHOO!
(over)
(Set 7)
Chris: Okay suivant is Jordan vs. Vincent!
Jordan: Oh no...
Chris: Your challenge is another eating challenge.
Vincent: plus eye balls?
Chris: Nope. Buffalo Testicles! (takes cloth of table, tableau revealing 2 plates of Buffalo Testicles!)
(Vincent and Jordan try to hold in their barf)
Chris: Mmmmmmm..... delicious. But I'm not going to try them... toi 2 are.
(Confessional)
Vincent: Kill me now.
(over)
(Set 7)
Chris: Okay. ready.... sety.... take your makers... GO!
(Vincent starts eating the Buffalo Testicles)
(Jordan starts eating the Buffalo Testicles)
(Vincent and Jordan barf)
Jordan: (gags) ewwww..
Vincent: I know right..
(2 minutes later)
Chris: Both contestants are half way done! Who will win it all?
Vincent: I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!!!!!!! (Flips over the table, tableau and the Buffalo Testicles go all over Layla.)
Layla: AGGGGGHH!!!
Vincent: oops.
(confessional)
Vincent: hehe... I guess my Bipolar took the best of me... hehe...
Layla: Vincent is going down!
(over)
(Set 7)
Chris: Well... as being that Jordan didn't flip the table, tableau in anger.... Jordan win invincibility and the point for his team!
Jordan: YAY!
Chris: suivant is Robert vs. Blake!
Blake: Oh no...
Chris: Your challenge is to dive for 13 rings.
Robert: Oh that isn't so bad.
Chris: In a tank of cow's blood.
Robert: I spoke too soon.
Chris: Who ever gets the most rings, wins! Ready. GO!
(Blake and Vincent dive in the blood)
Blake: (Comes out for air) Can we have goggles please?
Chris: ummmm.. no!
Blake: Crap. (dives back in)
Robert: (comes out) I got one! (set's it on the edge)
Blake: I can't find one!
Robert: (comes out) I got one! (set's it on the edge)
Draven: (enters)
Blake: I got one! Finally!
Draven: Oh Blakey Snowflakey!
Blake:WHO a dit THAT!?!?!?
Draven: Over here Blakey Snowflakey!
Blake: Oh that's it Draven! Your going down!
Draven: Oh really Blakey Snowflakey!?!!? Is that true?
Blake: I am going to kill you!!!!
May: Blake! Calm down! Get to rings! toi want to win right?
Blake: (sigh) I'll get toi later.
Draven: ooooo I'm so scared Blakey snowflakey.
Blake; AGGH! (dives in the water)
Robert: (comes out of the water) Got one! (sets it on the side and goes back in)
Blake: (Comes out of the water) YES! (goes back in)
Robert: (comes out of the water) OH YEAH! (goes back in)
Blake: (Comes out of the water) YES! (goes back in)
Robert: (Comes out of the water) OH YEAH! (Goes back in)
Blake: (comes out of the water) YES! (goes back in then comes back out) YAY! AWESOME! (goes back in)
Robert: (Comes out of the water) OH YEAH! (Goes back in)
Blake: (Comes out of the water) YES! (Goes back in)
Robert: (comes out of the water) OH YEAH! (goes back in then comes back out) YES!
Chris: and Robert get's the last one!
Blake: CRAP!
(Confessional)
Blake: I swear... Draven is dead!
(over)
(Set 7)
Robert: Chris? Can we dry off?
Chris: ummm.. Nah.
Robert: agggh...
Chris: suivant we have Joss vs. Annie!
Annie: OH YEAH!
Chris: Okay. Annie. Joss. Your challenge is to eat a can of living worms.
Elisa: Living worms?!
Chris: mhm toi heard me.
(Confessional)
Elisa: Okay. Sheep's eye and Buffalo Testicles are bad enough. But living animals?! Chris is going to hear from the nature club at my school sooner ou later.
(over)
(Set 7)
Annie: Get ready to eat worms Joss.
Joss: Umm... that's what we're doing.
Annie: Oh right.
Chris: ready go!
Annie: (eats a worm then swallows it) 1! How many are in here?
Chris: 20!
Annie: oh no..
Joss: (eats 1) 1! YES! 19 plus to go!
Annie: 2! (sigh) I'm just going to dump the whole thing in my mouth. (picks up the can and dumps it in her mouth and swallows it)
Everyone: ewwww...
Annie: I'm okay! (barfs)
Chris: And Annie get's the point!
Annie: woho....
Joss: aw man!
Chris: Okay suivant is Elisa vs. Annie.
Elisa: Chris. This challenge better not have to do with animals.
Lily: I agree!
Chris: Hehe... well...
Elisa: Oh no.
Chris: The suivant challenge is to eat an African Cave-Dwelling Spider! Here they are!
Lily: Oh no.
Chris: First one to eat it fully get's the point.
Elisa: Are those claws?
Chris: Hehe... yeah.
Elisa and Lily: oh no.
Chris: Read go!
Elisa: Get calm with the araign? e, araignée Elisa. Focus on it... focus on-
Lily: DONE!
Elisa: WHAT!?!?
Chris: Lily get's the point!
Elisa: Aaggghh...
Chris: Okay. Our final round, unless we need a tie breaker, is Chilly vs. Mathew.
Chilly: Bring it Chris! Hit me with your best shot!
Chris: Okay! Your challenge is to eat a long 8 inches of Horse Rectum!
Mathew: (barfs)
Chris: hehe... yeah. So let's begin!
Chilly: I can do this! (starts eating it)
Mathew: ARE toi NUTS MAN!?!?!?
Chilly: No. I just want to win! (keeps eating it)
Mathew: (takes small bites of it)
Chilly: (keeps eating it)
Mathew: (taking even smaller bites then barfs)
Chilly: (finishes it) OH YEAH! I finished it!
Chris: And chilly get's the point!
Chilly: Oh yeah!
Chris: Which brings us to a tie! In today's tie breaker, someone who did not win their challenge please volunteer to come up here.
Joss: I will!
Liza: Joss? Are toi sure?
Joss: I will do it for my team!
Marissa: Joss toi don't-
Joss: I will do it! Just let me!
Marissa and Liza: okay...
Chris: Team Fake? Any takers?
Blake: I'll do it!
Chris: okay. very well. Today's challenge, inspired par Jordan in the 2nd episode, is to drink.... Snake pee.
(Blake and Joss are about to barf)
Jordan: toi had to bring that up Chris? Really?
Chris: hehe. Yeah really. The first person to drink a whole pint of the snake pee. Good luck.
(Confessional)
May: Yeah... Chris wants us dead.
(over)
(Set 7)
Chris: Ready.... GO!
(Joss starts drinking the pee then barfs)
Blake: (starts drinking the pee then barfs in the cup) Oh no...
Joss: hehe... I'm going to win this!
May: Come on Blake!
Mathew: toi can do this!
Blake: I can! (drinks the inter pint)
(Joss finishes the pint)
Chris: And Blake wins!
Blake: Woho...
(Blake and Joss faint)
Liza and Marissa: Joss!!?!?!
Chris: Team Real, see toi guys tonight.
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Okay, so Team Real has to vote someone off. toi can either IM me, boîte mail me, ou commentaire below.
Here is who is on Team Real:
Liza (invincibility)
Jordan (invincibility)
Robert (invincibility)
Chilly (invincibility)
Cole
Joss
Marissa
Elisa
(Theme song)
(Team Fake's Girl's trailer)
Lia: So much quiet with Ashley gone.
Annie, May, and Lily: mhm.
(Layla and faon, fawn enter)
Layla: Just shut up toi (beeeep)
Lia: Spoke too soon.
Fawn: I'm just saying that toi need to be a little nicer to Liza and Marissa and... pretty much everyone.
Layla: Fawn. Read my lips. I. Do. not. Care. Okay? toi got that? Good. (pats faon, fawn on the head)
(confessional)
Fawn: (Screams) If Layla is not gone soon. I am going to lose it!!!! Oh and now that I'm on the subject of bitches. Let's talk about Draven... really...He's an INTERN now?! *hands fly into the air in sheer anger* I can not believe this! *hits head against the mur consistantly* No no no no no no no
May: Really. We get Draven eliminated and he comes back as an intern. And now hes probobly going to know that I voted for him. This sucks.
Blake: Finally, Ashley's gone...now I don't have to deal with her anymore and that I will be able to feel tranquil without her calling my name. Although everything isn't exactly peaceful. Layla and Draven are still around. Let's just hope I can avoid being in their way. Anyway, I wonder what the suivant challenge is going to be?
Draven: It's good that I'm the intern now. I can now look at all the confessionals and see how to make my fellow team who voted me off pay for what they did... all must Layla. I already know some. Like Vincent has Bipolar and he always see's his imaginary girlfriend. Blake hates being called Blakey Snowflakey. I also need to get Jordan and Cole eliminated. They no that I a volé, étole Liza's bra. hmmm.. what to do. what to do...
(over)
(Team Real's girl's trailer)
Liza: I HATE LAYLA!
Marissa: I do too.
Elisa: hehe.. I still smell chocolat lait in your hair.
Liza: When did toi smell my hair??!
Elisa: never....
Liza: Mhm....
Chris: (intercom) All contestants come to set 7 NOW!
Marissa: never learn the word please do toi Chris?
(set 7)
(All the contestants enter)
Chris: Okay. Are toi guys ready?
Vincent: Ready as we'll ever be.
Chris: okay. While I tell toi guys about today's challenge, my new intern Draven will set up the tarentule pit.
Lia: tarentule pit?
Chris: mhm. toi heard me. Now before I explain today's challenge. There will be 8 parts to today's challenge and each part will have 1 member of each team in it. As for team Fake, toi must kick out a player to not do today's challenge.
Fawn, Lily, Lia, and Annie: I VOTE LAYLA!
Layla: WHAT?!
Chris: okay. Layla, since toi don't have to do today's challenge. toi can go to your trailer and toi also have invincibility!
Layla: OH YEAH! But... I'll stay here. I want to watch my fellow team mates suffer... I mean have fun.
(Fawn rolls eyes)
Chris: I like that spirit! Now. Let's start today's challenge. Today's challenge is based on the reality montrer "Fear Factor". As I a dit there will be 2 parts. Each part will have 1 member from each team in it. Each part is a challenge based off of Fear Factor. toi can drop out if toi want, if toi do, the other person wins a point for their team.
Draven: I'm done sir.
Chris: Good boy.
(Confessional)
Mathew: Sir?! Good boy?! Are we in some kind of alternate universe?!
(over)
(Set 7)
Chris: okay. Today's challenge is for the 2 picked contestants to lay in a pit of tarantulas!
Joss: Tarantellas?!?
Chris: hehe... yeah toi heard. Okay. so first up is Lia vs. Cole!
Joss: (sigh if releaf)
Lia: Your going down Cole!
Cole: Yeah what ever.
(Confessional)
Lia: This is going to be revenge for what he did to me last time! Putting me on a fake rendez-vous amoureux, date with Jordan. psh. the pain still lives Cole. The pain still lives.
(over)
(Set 7)
Chris: Okay toi 2. In to the pit of tarantellas.
(Lia and Cole get into the pit of tarantellas)
Lia: ew. ew. ew.
Cole: (sigh) fills like home.
Lia: O.O
Cole: Forget toi herd that.
Lia: mhm...
Chris: Time begins... NOW!
Lia: This isn't so bad.
Cole: Oh I'm use to this.
Lia: O.O
Cole: Just pretend I can't hear and I'm a ghost.
Lia: Can I be the one to turn toi into a ghost?
Cole: HEY!
(1 minutes later)
Cole: I can do this all day. (get's bitten par a Tarantula) OUCH! I mean... no problem bro. (get's bitten par one on the neck) OH no... (faints)
Chris: And Lia wins it!
Joss: How is that even possible that he fainted? Tarantulas aren't even posiness!!
Chris: Well let's say some of them... not all of them.. are mutant tarantulas!
Lia: WHAT?!?! (jumps out) toi could have killed me in there!
Chris: That's kind of the point. Now Draven? Take my old friend Cole to the infirmary.
Draven: Yes sir!
(confessional)
Layla: What is Draven doing?? I need to find out more... hmmmm...
(over)
(Set 7)
Chris: Okay. Lia since toi got the a point, toi win invincibility and a point for your team!
Lia: YES!
Annie: Wait what?
Chris: Did I forget to mention that if toi win the round toi don't only get a point for your team but toi get invincibility if your team loses?
Robert: Um. No I don't think that came up.
Chris: Well toi do!
Lia: YES!
Chris: Okay. The suivant challenge I will need to have Liza and May!
Liza: Come on Chris! Hit what me with what ever toi got!
Chris: Your challenge is to eat 3 mouton, moutons eyes.
Elisa: WHAT!?!?!??! We have to eat sheep?!??!
Chris: No... May and Liza have to eat sheep. But toi know.. toi can eat mouton, moutons too if toi want.
Elisa: NO! No one should be eating sheep!
Chris: (rolls eyes) Okay. Sit down par the bowl of eyes.
(confessional)
Joss: (sigh) I hope Liza's going to be okay eating the sheep's eyes.
(over)
(Set 7)
Chris: Okay the first one to complete all 3 eyes wins the point for their team and invincibility if their team loses. Ready? GO!
May: (slowly picks up Eyes) Ewwww...
(Confessional)
May: W- Why did I have to be sheep's eyes?! Really Chris?! (barfs)
(Over)
(Set 7)
Liza: (slowly takes bite of Sheep's eyes and then barfs)
May: (slowly takes bite of Sheep's eyes and then barfs)
Chris: This May take awhile... Will May and Liza die from the grossness? Will They surrive. And what other gross challenges do I have in mind? Find out when we return To Total.. Drama.. Reality Check!
(Infirmary)
Cole: W- where am I?
Draven: toi got bitten par a tarantula.
Cole: Oh.. okay... Can I go now?
Draven: First. toi do know That I just saved your life right?
Cole: I- I guess.. Thanks.
Draven: mhm. Now here's the thing. toi have to return the favor.
Cole: Sure... What is it?
Draven: toi have to tell everyone that toi a volé, étole Liza's bra.
Cole: WHAT??!?!?!
Draven: Mhm... Tell them... ou I'll play your audition tape.
Cole: NO! Don't! toi wouldn't!
Draven: Watch me.
(Set 7)
Chris: And Liza finished her first eye!
Liza: I think I'm going to be sick. (barfs) Too late.
May: (swallows her first eye) There! Done! (sigh of releaf)
Chris: toi still got 2 plus left. And so does Liza.
May: Oh no...
(Confessional)
May: Doing this... I'm thinking... is the money even worth it?
Liza: Okay... I thought of something while I was puking my head out: Why eat it slowly... eat it fast and get it over with.
(over)
(Set 7)
Liza: (eats the whole 2nd eyes then the whole 3rd eye then barfs)
Chris: And Liza wins!
Liza: yay...
May: Crap!
Chris: D- Do toi guys want to go in the infirmary?
Liza: I- I think I do.
Chris: Well Draven's already in there so... Chef?
Chef: What is it?
Chris: Bring these ladies to the infirmary please.
Chef: Agggh.. (picks May and Liza up and exits)
Chris: Okay suivant up we have Marissa vs. Fawn!
Fawn: Oh yeah! Let's do this!
Marissa: Good luck Fawn.
Fawn: Good luck Marissa.
Chris: Okay. Your challenge is another pit challenge.
Fawn: Oh no..
Chris: toi have to lay in a pit of rats.
Marissa: ewww...
Elisa: Why does everything have to do with animals?
Chris: I'm doing challenges from the montrer fear factor so... yeah... well let's just get on with the challenge!
(Marissa and faon, fawn get into the pit of rats)
Marissa: ewwww...
Fawn: I know... Gross!
Chris: Time starts now!
Marissa: OW! One just pit me! Are they posiness?
Chris: No. Not theses... sadly.
Marissa: (sigh of releaf)
Fawn: OW! One bit- Ow!
Marissa: OUCHY!!!
Fawn: HEY! Stop it toi little- OUCH!!!
Marissa: Okay that's it! I can't take it anymore! I'm going crazy! (get's out of pit) (sigh of releaf) Finally.
Chris: faon, fawn wins!
Fawn: YES!
(confessional)
Fawn: That was worth it! I get to stay another week! WOOHOO!
(over)
(Set 7)
Chris: Okay suivant is Jordan vs. Vincent!
Jordan: Oh no...
Chris: Your challenge is another eating challenge.
Vincent: plus eye balls?
Chris: Nope. Buffalo Testicles! (takes cloth of table, tableau revealing 2 plates of Buffalo Testicles!)
(Vincent and Jordan try to hold in their barf)
Chris: Mmmmmmm..... delicious. But I'm not going to try them... toi 2 are.
(Confessional)
Vincent: Kill me now.
(over)
(Set 7)
Chris: Okay. ready.... sety.... take your makers... GO!
(Vincent starts eating the Buffalo Testicles)
(Jordan starts eating the Buffalo Testicles)
(Vincent and Jordan barf)
Jordan: (gags) ewwww..
Vincent: I know right..
(2 minutes later)
Chris: Both contestants are half way done! Who will win it all?
Vincent: I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!!!!!!! (Flips over the table, tableau and the Buffalo Testicles go all over Layla.)
Layla: AGGGGGHH!!!
Vincent: oops.
(confessional)
Vincent: hehe... I guess my Bipolar took the best of me... hehe...
Layla: Vincent is going down!
(over)
(Set 7)
Chris: Well... as being that Jordan didn't flip the table, tableau in anger.... Jordan win invincibility and the point for his team!
Jordan: YAY!
Chris: suivant is Robert vs. Blake!
Blake: Oh no...
Chris: Your challenge is to dive for 13 rings.
Robert: Oh that isn't so bad.
Chris: In a tank of cow's blood.
Robert: I spoke too soon.
Chris: Who ever gets the most rings, wins! Ready. GO!
(Blake and Vincent dive in the blood)
Blake: (Comes out for air) Can we have goggles please?
Chris: ummmm.. no!
Blake: Crap. (dives back in)
Robert: (comes out) I got one! (set's it on the edge)
Blake: I can't find one!
Robert: (comes out) I got one! (set's it on the edge)
Draven: (enters)
Blake: I got one! Finally!
Draven: Oh Blakey Snowflakey!
Blake:WHO a dit THAT!?!?!?
Draven: Over here Blakey Snowflakey!
Blake: Oh that's it Draven! Your going down!
Draven: Oh really Blakey Snowflakey!?!!? Is that true?
Blake: I am going to kill you!!!!
May: Blake! Calm down! Get to rings! toi want to win right?
Blake: (sigh) I'll get toi later.
Draven: ooooo I'm so scared Blakey snowflakey.
Blake; AGGH! (dives in the water)
Robert: (comes out of the water) Got one! (sets it on the side and goes back in)
Blake: (Comes out of the water) YES! (goes back in)
Robert: (comes out of the water) OH YEAH! (goes back in)
Blake: (Comes out of the water) YES! (goes back in)
Robert: (Comes out of the water) OH YEAH! (Goes back in)
Blake: (comes out of the water) YES! (goes back in then comes back out) YAY! AWESOME! (goes back in)
Robert: (Comes out of the water) OH YEAH! (Goes back in)
Blake: (Comes out of the water) YES! (Goes back in)
Robert: (comes out of the water) OH YEAH! (goes back in then comes back out) YES!
Chris: and Robert get's the last one!
Blake: CRAP!
(Confessional)
Blake: I swear... Draven is dead!
(over)
(Set 7)
Robert: Chris? Can we dry off?
Chris: ummm.. Nah.
Robert: agggh...
Chris: suivant we have Joss vs. Annie!
Annie: OH YEAH!
Chris: Okay. Annie. Joss. Your challenge is to eat a can of living worms.
Elisa: Living worms?!
Chris: mhm toi heard me.
(Confessional)
Elisa: Okay. Sheep's eye and Buffalo Testicles are bad enough. But living animals?! Chris is going to hear from the nature club at my school sooner ou later.
(over)
(Set 7)
Annie: Get ready to eat worms Joss.
Joss: Umm... that's what we're doing.
Annie: Oh right.
Chris: ready go!
Annie: (eats a worm then swallows it) 1! How many are in here?
Chris: 20!
Annie: oh no..
Joss: (eats 1) 1! YES! 19 plus to go!
Annie: 2! (sigh) I'm just going to dump the whole thing in my mouth. (picks up the can and dumps it in her mouth and swallows it)
Everyone: ewwww...
Annie: I'm okay! (barfs)
Chris: And Annie get's the point!
Annie: woho....
Joss: aw man!
Chris: Okay suivant is Elisa vs. Annie.
Elisa: Chris. This challenge better not have to do with animals.
Lily: I agree!
Chris: Hehe... well...
Elisa: Oh no.
Chris: The suivant challenge is to eat an African Cave-Dwelling Spider! Here they are!
Lily: Oh no.
Chris: First one to eat it fully get's the point.
Elisa: Are those claws?
Chris: Hehe... yeah.
Elisa and Lily: oh no.
Chris: Read go!
Elisa: Get calm with the araign? e, araignée Elisa. Focus on it... focus on-
Lily: DONE!
Elisa: WHAT!?!?
Chris: Lily get's the point!
Elisa: Aaggghh...
Chris: Okay. Our final round, unless we need a tie breaker, is Chilly vs. Mathew.
Chilly: Bring it Chris! Hit me with your best shot!
Chris: Okay! Your challenge is to eat a long 8 inches of Horse Rectum!
Mathew: (barfs)
Chris: hehe... yeah. So let's begin!
Chilly: I can do this! (starts eating it)
Mathew: ARE toi NUTS MAN!?!?!?
Chilly: No. I just want to win! (keeps eating it)
Mathew: (takes small bites of it)
Chilly: (keeps eating it)
Mathew: (taking even smaller bites then barfs)
Chilly: (finishes it) OH YEAH! I finished it!
Chris: And chilly get's the point!
Chilly: Oh yeah!
Chris: Which brings us to a tie! In today's tie breaker, someone who did not win their challenge please volunteer to come up here.
Joss: I will!
Liza: Joss? Are toi sure?
Joss: I will do it for my team!
Marissa: Joss toi don't-
Joss: I will do it! Just let me!
Marissa and Liza: okay...
Chris: Team Fake? Any takers?
Blake: I'll do it!
Chris: okay. very well. Today's challenge, inspired par Jordan in the 2nd episode, is to drink.... Snake pee.
(Blake and Joss are about to barf)
Jordan: toi had to bring that up Chris? Really?
Chris: hehe. Yeah really. The first person to drink a whole pint of the snake pee. Good luck.
(Confessional)
May: Yeah... Chris wants us dead.
(over)
(Set 7)
Chris: Ready.... GO!
(Joss starts drinking the pee then barfs)
Blake: (starts drinking the pee then barfs in the cup) Oh no...
Joss: hehe... I'm going to win this!
May: Come on Blake!
Mathew: toi can do this!
Blake: I can! (drinks the inter pint)
(Joss finishes the pint)
Chris: And Blake wins!
Blake: Woho...
(Blake and Joss faint)
Liza and Marissa: Joss!!?!?!
Chris: Team Real, see toi guys tonight.
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Okay, so Team Real has to vote someone off. toi can either IM me, boîte mail me, ou commentaire below.
Here is who is on Team Real:
Liza (invincibility)
Jordan (invincibility)
Robert (invincibility)
Chilly (invincibility)
Cole
Joss
Marissa
Elisa
Doc:Well,whos gonna stay?
Patrick:I WILL!
Dani:What?
Patrick:*runs away*
Dani:*crys*
Everyone:*goes in time machien*
Dani:*tears*I already miss him
Tammy:Dani,It's ok!
Kayla:Doc,where we going next?OOOO CAN IT BE AT A MALL IN 3000?
Doc:No!where going to the 1930s!
Everyone:WHAT!?
Episode 3:1935:YOU balançoire, swing LIKE A GIRL!!!!!coming soon!
PAST EPISODES!
1.)1888:Don't fear the ripper
2.)3002:Miz.Man's reveng
coming soon!
3.)1935:YOU balançoire, swing LIKE A GIRL!!!!!!!!!!
4.)2001:Christina Aguilera and the stage
Patrick:I WILL!
Dani:What?
Patrick:*runs away*
Dani:*crys*
Everyone:*goes in time machien*
Dani:*tears*I already miss him
Tammy:Dani,It's ok!
Kayla:Doc,where we going next?OOOO CAN IT BE AT A MALL IN 3000?
Doc:No!where going to the 1930s!
Everyone:WHAT!?
Episode 3:1935:YOU balançoire, swing LIKE A GIRL!!!!!coming soon!
PAST EPISODES!
1.)1888:Don't fear the ripper
2.)3002:Miz.Man's reveng
coming soon!
3.)1935:YOU balançoire, swing LIKE A GIRL!!!!!!!!!!
4.)2001:Christina Aguilera and the stage
On the first day, all of the contestants were asleep but that changed.
Chris: *through microphone* EVERYBODY UP, UP, UP, UP, GET UP!!!!!
Everyone: Oh MY GOD!!!
Chris: *carrying a baby doll*
Everyone comes in their pajamas.
Rayven: Chris...
Ray: Is that....
Bree and Erica: A BABY!?
Chris: No, it's just a doll. That's what today's challenge is about. 4 people will be "married" and the others will have to babysit a baby doll and take care of it like a real baby. Lucy and Jordan will be a couple that's "married". Bree and Leeroy will be a "married" couple. Now all of toi will have to take these babies. *throws some boy and girl baby dolls*
Chris: *through microphone* EVERYBODY UP, UP, UP, UP, GET UP!!!!!
Everyone: Oh MY GOD!!!
Chris: *carrying a baby doll*
Everyone comes in their pajamas.
Rayven: Chris...
Ray: Is that....
Bree and Erica: A BABY!?
Chris: No, it's just a doll. That's what today's challenge is about. 4 people will be "married" and the others will have to babysit a baby doll and take care of it like a real baby. Lucy and Jordan will be a couple that's "married". Bree and Leeroy will be a "married" couple. Now all of toi will have to take these babies. *throws some boy and girl baby dolls*
