Chris: welcome to total drama letters, where the 24 original campers and two new ones will play against each other in challenges representing letters of the alphabet. Here are some coming now!
A barge drives past and drops of Alejandro, Bridgette, Beth and Cody.
Bridgette: salut Chris, I am so excited about this season. And this time, no distractions. *glares at Alejandro*.
Alejandro: I had nothing to do with it, after all, toi kissed the pole.
Beth: I know I wasn't in the season, but I know that Alejandro is evil.
Cody: he is evil, he didn't care when I got eaten par a shark.
Chris: here are another four contestants!
Courtney, Dj, Duncan and Eva, step onto the dock of shame.
Courtney: Chris, I have a contract signed par my lawyer saying that I must make it to the final 6 at least.
Chris: and I have a contract signed par lawyer saying I don't care!
Duncan and Eva: Fight, Fight, Fight, Fight.
DJ: *closes eyes* tell me when it's over.
Eva: Don't worry, ya big baby, no ones fighting. Sadly.
Duncan: hey, I may have gone to juvy, but no one picks on DJ.
Chris: here is plus people!
Ezekiel, Geoff, Gwen and Harold step off the barge.
Ezekiel: Season 1, I got eliminated for talking, Season 3, I got eliminated for doing something, so I promise I'll be perfect now.
Geoff: it's not that easy dude, I was a threat in season 1 because I was too nice.
*sees Bridgette and they start making out.*
Gwen: salut Duncan. I was thinking we should be just friends.
Duncan: good, because I have a girlfriend In juvy.
Cody: so your free Gwen?
Gwen: No, I am just not in a relationship.
Harold: hey, Cody, what is so good about Gwen anyway?
Cody: I was hoping toi would ask that because-
Chris: and here are another four contestants:
Heather, izzy, Justin and Katie exit their bateau ride.
Heather: hi Alejandro, long time no see.
Alejandro: speaking of see, how did toi get out of the sea when the volcan exploded and toi had to swim home?
Heather glares at him, he glares back.
Izzy is sniffing the ground, and then dives in the water.
Justin: what was that all about?
Katie: hi Justin, still looking as hot as every.
Justin: thanks, Sadie right? Nice name.
Katie: I am Katie. But toi can call me sadie if toi like!
Justin: Katie is fine.
Katie faints.
Chris: here is another batch.
The barge drops off Leshawna, Lindsay, Noah and Owen.
Leshawna: what's up, I am in it to win it, yeah!
Lindsay: is Tyler playing?
Noah: yes he is, brainiac.
Lindsay starts crying.
Owen: there there, it's okay.
Chris: And last but not least
Trent, Tyler, Sierra and Sadie arrive.
Trent: salut Chris, i see everyone's here.
Chris: not quite, here are two new characters: James and May.
The bateau drops of two 16 an olds, a girl and a boy. See pictures for appearance.
James: salut everyone, it's nice to see toi all in real life.
May (English accent): hello everybody, it is a pleasure to be on this show, I hope we all become friends.
Geoff: Chris, man, there's twenty-six people on this show!
Chris: and there's twenty-six letters in the alphabet! One for each challenge.
Chris: will everyone get through the season with Each other, the brutal challenges and May's annoying accent? Find out suivant time on total drama letters!
suivant EPISODE: A is for jouer la comédie
A barge drives past and drops of Alejandro, Bridgette, Beth and Cody.
Bridgette: salut Chris, I am so excited about this season. And this time, no distractions. *glares at Alejandro*.
Alejandro: I had nothing to do with it, after all, toi kissed the pole.
Beth: I know I wasn't in the season, but I know that Alejandro is evil.
Cody: he is evil, he didn't care when I got eaten par a shark.
Chris: here are another four contestants!
Courtney, Dj, Duncan and Eva, step onto the dock of shame.
Courtney: Chris, I have a contract signed par my lawyer saying that I must make it to the final 6 at least.
Chris: and I have a contract signed par lawyer saying I don't care!
Duncan and Eva: Fight, Fight, Fight, Fight.
DJ: *closes eyes* tell me when it's over.
Eva: Don't worry, ya big baby, no ones fighting. Sadly.
Duncan: hey, I may have gone to juvy, but no one picks on DJ.
Chris: here is plus people!
Ezekiel, Geoff, Gwen and Harold step off the barge.
Ezekiel: Season 1, I got eliminated for talking, Season 3, I got eliminated for doing something, so I promise I'll be perfect now.
Geoff: it's not that easy dude, I was a threat in season 1 because I was too nice.
*sees Bridgette and they start making out.*
Gwen: salut Duncan. I was thinking we should be just friends.
Duncan: good, because I have a girlfriend In juvy.
Cody: so your free Gwen?
Gwen: No, I am just not in a relationship.
Harold: hey, Cody, what is so good about Gwen anyway?
Cody: I was hoping toi would ask that because-
Chris: and here are another four contestants:
Heather, izzy, Justin and Katie exit their bateau ride.
Heather: hi Alejandro, long time no see.
Alejandro: speaking of see, how did toi get out of the sea when the volcan exploded and toi had to swim home?
Heather glares at him, he glares back.
Izzy is sniffing the ground, and then dives in the water.
Justin: what was that all about?
Katie: hi Justin, still looking as hot as every.
Justin: thanks, Sadie right? Nice name.
Katie: I am Katie. But toi can call me sadie if toi like!
Justin: Katie is fine.
Katie faints.
Chris: here is another batch.
The barge drops off Leshawna, Lindsay, Noah and Owen.
Leshawna: what's up, I am in it to win it, yeah!
Lindsay: is Tyler playing?
Noah: yes he is, brainiac.
Lindsay starts crying.
Owen: there there, it's okay.
Chris: And last but not least
Trent, Tyler, Sierra and Sadie arrive.
Trent: salut Chris, i see everyone's here.
Chris: not quite, here are two new characters: James and May.
The bateau drops of two 16 an olds, a girl and a boy. See pictures for appearance.
James: salut everyone, it's nice to see toi all in real life.
May (English accent): hello everybody, it is a pleasure to be on this show, I hope we all become friends.
Geoff: Chris, man, there's twenty-six people on this show!
Chris: and there's twenty-six letters in the alphabet! One for each challenge.
Chris: will everyone get through the season with Each other, the brutal challenges and May's annoying accent? Find out suivant time on total drama letters!
suivant EPISODE: A is for jouer la comédie
