Chris: Last time on Total Drama Remixed..... our 28 contestants arrived at an unknown location.....their task.......was to find out were they were..........they failed........nd bcuz of that we stuck here until sum1 tells me were we r......
Lindsay: Ohh ohhh i know...
Heather: This sud b gud
Lindsay: On an alien l’espace ship.......
*every1 moans at Lindsays anwser*
Chris: No............*to the camara* not yet *winks*time for sum more....Total...Drama......Remixed!!!*theme song plays*
*explosion*
all but Chris: WAT WAS THAT!?!?!?!
Chris: Now that u r all paying attention....in order to change things up...everytime u give me a wrong answer......sumthing goes boom!!!
Izzy: Yay BOOM BOOM.....explosivo lives again ahahha
-confessionals-
Riley: Sumthing is very wrong wit Izzy
Robin: That girl is crazy
Martial:..........Izzy is insane....but i kinda dig it
-end of confessionals-
Chris: I just got told par the producers that if par ep3 u havent figured out were we r.....im allowed to eliminate any1 i want for absoutly no reason.hahaha
-confessionals-
Riley: Hey....thats not fair
Lura: He is evil
Dani: No fair
Heather: Classic Chris
-end of confessionals-
Cassisdy: Can i call a group huddle???
Chris: No........we dnt have time 4 this.....fine watever
every1 forms a group circle
Cassidy: I got an idea!
Heather: About time 1 of u newbies prove urself sumwat useful
all newbies: -.-
Rikki: We sud just keep giving Chris stupid réponses until he runs out of explosives!
Lura: R u freaking nuts......we'll all die b4 then!!
Star: Well i dnt c any of u guys thinking of any better ideas!!!
Noah: I agree wit star!
-confessionals-
Star: Noah knows my name......YAY!!!
-end of confessionals-
Duncan: Can we plz just get this over wit???
Cassidy: Watever
Chris: Finally u guys r done *smirks*
Rayla(starburst): wat wit the smirk???
Chris: Oh nutn
every1 bacs away slowly
Chad: So now wat???
Chris: THIS!!!
mutliple explosions
all but chris: Wats goin on????
Chris: Wat part of everything is on camara dnt u ppl get.....so in order to ruin ur plan....i just exploded all the bombs i had hahahah
Jake: He does he realize........
Duncan: Wait 4 it........
Chris: Wait i helped their plan......crap i ruined everything.
Zoey: Wow ur an idiot.
Heather: Agreed.
Chris: Shut up......go bac to finding out were we r!!!
Alajandro: Uh amigo...u blew the place up.
Chris:..........Crap!!!!!!!!
Noah: Wow u didnt think this thru did u???
Cody: Appartantly not.
Trina: So uh.....now wat.
Chris: Every1 bac on the bus.....im taking u sumwere else!!!!
-confessional-
Crystal: Wow Chris is an idiot.
Duncan: Chris finally made himself look like an idiot......that was priceless!!!
Destrey: Now were is he taking us???
-end of confessionals-
every1 but chris get on bus
-confessionals-
Chris: Gud 4 nutn brats....now i have change the entire season to suit wit the new place we're going to.......damn!
-end of confessionals-
Jake: So can we leave now???
Martial: Seriously!
Chris: Hang on....now were did i put those keys.....
every1:............
Chris: Alrite who took my keys???
every1 looks at rayla(starburst)
Rayla (starburst): Wat???
Chris: Well bcuz of this dumb situation....i guess i have to end this episode short.....ahem
Chris: Time 4 the question: Will this season ever truly start..Were am i taking these kids...nd Will i get my keys bac???? Find out suivant time on Total....Drama.....Remixed!!!
(message of the day)
I know this really sucked but just bare wit me.....it will get much better.....i swear!!! Now if u wud all kindly answer the question nd leave sum ideas 4 this season.....i wud really appreciate it :).....thx nd have a nice day!
Lindsay: Ohh ohhh i know...
Heather: This sud b gud
Lindsay: On an alien l’espace ship.......
*every1 moans at Lindsays anwser*
Chris: No............*to the camara* not yet *winks*time for sum more....Total...Drama......Remixed!!!*theme song plays*
*explosion*
all but Chris: WAT WAS THAT!?!?!?!
Chris: Now that u r all paying attention....in order to change things up...everytime u give me a wrong answer......sumthing goes boom!!!
Izzy: Yay BOOM BOOM.....explosivo lives again ahahha
-confessionals-
Riley: Sumthing is very wrong wit Izzy
Robin: That girl is crazy
Martial:..........Izzy is insane....but i kinda dig it
-end of confessionals-
Chris: I just got told par the producers that if par ep3 u havent figured out were we r.....im allowed to eliminate any1 i want for absoutly no reason.hahaha
-confessionals-
Riley: Hey....thats not fair
Lura: He is evil
Dani: No fair
Heather: Classic Chris
-end of confessionals-
Cassisdy: Can i call a group huddle???
Chris: No........we dnt have time 4 this.....fine watever
every1 forms a group circle
Cassidy: I got an idea!
Heather: About time 1 of u newbies prove urself sumwat useful
all newbies: -.-
Rikki: We sud just keep giving Chris stupid réponses until he runs out of explosives!
Lura: R u freaking nuts......we'll all die b4 then!!
Star: Well i dnt c any of u guys thinking of any better ideas!!!
Noah: I agree wit star!
-confessionals-
Star: Noah knows my name......YAY!!!
-end of confessionals-
Duncan: Can we plz just get this over wit???
Cassidy: Watever
Chris: Finally u guys r done *smirks*
Rayla(starburst): wat wit the smirk???
Chris: Oh nutn
every1 bacs away slowly
Chad: So now wat???
Chris: THIS!!!
mutliple explosions
all but chris: Wats goin on????
Chris: Wat part of everything is on camara dnt u ppl get.....so in order to ruin ur plan....i just exploded all the bombs i had hahahah
Jake: He does he realize........
Duncan: Wait 4 it........
Chris: Wait i helped their plan......crap i ruined everything.
Zoey: Wow ur an idiot.
Heather: Agreed.
Chris: Shut up......go bac to finding out were we r!!!
Alajandro: Uh amigo...u blew the place up.
Chris:..........Crap!!!!!!!!
Noah: Wow u didnt think this thru did u???
Cody: Appartantly not.
Trina: So uh.....now wat.
Chris: Every1 bac on the bus.....im taking u sumwere else!!!!
-confessional-
Crystal: Wow Chris is an idiot.
Duncan: Chris finally made himself look like an idiot......that was priceless!!!
Destrey: Now were is he taking us???
-end of confessionals-
every1 but chris get on bus
-confessionals-
Chris: Gud 4 nutn brats....now i have change the entire season to suit wit the new place we're going to.......damn!
-end of confessionals-
Jake: So can we leave now???
Martial: Seriously!
Chris: Hang on....now were did i put those keys.....
every1:............
Chris: Alrite who took my keys???
every1 looks at rayla(starburst)
Rayla (starburst): Wat???
Chris: Well bcuz of this dumb situation....i guess i have to end this episode short.....ahem
Chris: Time 4 the question: Will this season ever truly start..Were am i taking these kids...nd Will i get my keys bac???? Find out suivant time on Total....Drama.....Remixed!!!
(message of the day)
I know this really sucked but just bare wit me.....it will get much better.....i swear!!! Now if u wud all kindly answer the question nd leave sum ideas 4 this season.....i wud really appreciate it :).....thx nd have a nice day!
i got bored so i'm making this but i still need plus people
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Phil: where are they, i mean not even the co-host is here
Ghost: *banging on door* come on let me out i promise i'll give up my criminal ways just let me out
Phil: *sees ghost hunters come in* the ghost is in that room, destroy him
ghost: AHH!!! what are toi people doing to me ow that hurts
*car horn*
Phil: finally the go-host is here
Duncan: sup
Phil: nothin you
Duncan: nothing
Phil: i'm gonna go check my e-mail
E-mail: we are sorry to inform toi that the limmo toi reserved to pick up is delayed
Phil: damm it
Ghost hunter: we're done
Phil: thanks here's 20 bucks
Duncan: wanna play cards
Phil: sure
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Phil: where are they, i mean not even the co-host is here
Ghost: *banging on door* come on let me out i promise i'll give up my criminal ways just let me out
Phil: *sees ghost hunters come in* the ghost is in that room, destroy him
ghost: AHH!!! what are toi people doing to me ow that hurts
*car horn*
Phil: finally the go-host is here
Duncan: sup
Phil: nothin you
Duncan: nothing
Phil: i'm gonna go check my e-mail
E-mail: we are sorry to inform toi that the limmo toi reserved to pick up is delayed
Phil: damm it
Ghost hunter: we're done
Phil: thanks here's 20 bucks
Duncan: wanna play cards
Phil: sure
He's so annoying,can't he see?
Duncan isn't good for me
That little trouble-maker is so imature
Us? together,yeah right,I'm SO sure
Duncan has the mind of a pre-mature chimp
Everyone agrees;he's such an imp
He keeps waiting for me to say 'yes'
But I think he should take a seconde guess
He's so incredibly unkind;
Duncan tells me I need to unwind
What is with him?Take a hint!
His head must be full of lint
The name is COURTNEY
Can't he get it through his skull?
His sence of intelligence is horribly dull!
He says I like him
Maybe;I might
But toi don't think I like him;you don't right?
Duncan isn't good for me
That little trouble-maker is so imature
Us? together,yeah right,I'm SO sure
Duncan has the mind of a pre-mature chimp
Everyone agrees;he's such an imp
He keeps waiting for me to say 'yes'
But I think he should take a seconde guess
He's so incredibly unkind;
Duncan tells me I need to unwind
What is with him?Take a hint!
His head must be full of lint
The name is COURTNEY
Can't he get it through his skull?
His sence of intelligence is horribly dull!
He says I like him
Maybe;I might
But toi don't think I like him;you don't right?
![Martha Stewart Martha Stewart](http://images4.fanpop.com/image/articles/82000/total-drama-island_82356_top.jpg?cache=1290302318)
Martha Stewart
Dani:*is crying*
Lindsay:*goes over to Dani*Um,HI DORTHY!!!How's it goin?
Dani:*stops crying*BAD!
Lindsay:Oh Diana you'll get over it
Dani:*yells at Lindsay*IT'S DANI!!!!!
Lindsay:*looks confused*Who?
Martha Stewart:Hello everyone,today's challenge is,THE DATING GAME!!!!!
Duncan:*mutters*great.
Chase:Shut up!
Martha Stewart:The lady will be...DANI!
Dani:What?!
Martha Stewart:D.J,Blaine,and Briony,you'll be the competers!
Briony and Blaine:*high five eachother*
Devon:NO!!!!!NOT BRIONY!!!!!
Briony:Devon,it's ok!
*at the course Dani,Blaine,D.J,and Briony sit down*
Martha Stewart:Dani,ask the first question!
(part 2 coming soon!)
![Thanks dxcarmy for helping me! ( i just needed to put a pic up) Thanks dxcarmy for helping me! ( i just needed to put a pic up)](http://images4.fanpop.com/image/articles/74000/total-drama-island_74002_top.jpg?cache=1283894423)
Thanks dxcarmy for helping me! ( i just needed to put a pic up)