That’s right fanpopers, I’m starting a TD camp! Truthfully, I got bored one day, so I decided to test my écriture ability, and jump on the TD camp ban-wagon. I just want to give fair warning: this is my first camp, and I have no idea what I’m doing. So, if I royally kill this, I’m really sorry. Also, since I have no idea how else to write it, the story will be in script format. I hope toi all enjoy! One last thing, I’m only brining specific people from the old series back. Anyway, here’s my TD camp!
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Crystal: Welcome everyone to a little montrer we like to call…Total Drama Rama! I’m toi host, Crystal Grayson!

Kate And I’m toi co-host, Kate Felice

Crystal: Yep, and I’m really looking vers l'avant, vers l’avant to working with toi Kate!

Kate: Aw, how snazzy of toi Crystal! :) Even though I’d rather be working with Chris, I’ll happily settle for you! :D

Crystal: Um…thank you? Anyway, it’s a new season, but not everything’s new! *pulls a note-card from her back pocket, and begins lire it* Returning fan favoris for this season of-

Kate: I’ll take that! *snatches card from Crystal* I was told I would have the honor of saying the returning people, so if toi don’t mind. *looks at the card* Returning fan favoris for this season of TD are: Noah, Cody, Ezekiel, Izzy, Eva, Gwen, Duncan, Trent, Courtney, Tyler, Lindsey, Katie, Dj and Justin! Please give them a warm round of applause! *the old cast walks into the studio, and the crowd goes completely bonkers*

Crystal: And lets not forget some of the new faces that will be joining these favori fourteen! *pulls another note card out of her pocket, and starts lire it* Now, new to the Total drama family, introducing: Destery, Riley, Powdered pain grillé boy, Rayla, Star, Mirra, Rikki, Melody, Gladys, Griffon, Robin, Phoebe, Alex, and Rae! Please give them a welcoming round of applause! *the new cast walks right into the new one*

Melody: *gets pushed into Justin*

Justin: Hey, watch where your going!

Melody: Go shove it up your ass, pretty boy. *flips him off*

Justin: … Bitch.

Crystal: Well, it looks like the new Duncan and Courtney has arrived! :D

J&M: What are toi talking about! I don’t like her/him!

Crystal: See what I mean?

J&M: O.O …

Crystal: Now, since introductions are out of the way, it’s time to-

Billy the intern: WAIT! *runs onto the stage, and hands Crystal a piece of paper* The (pant) producers (pant) sent toi (pant) this fax. *walks off the stage still panting*

Crystal: Thanks Billy! :D *looks at paper* Well, it says that, par populaire demand, Alejandro and Sierra will be participating in the new season… Is this some sort of joke?

A&S: *walks onto the stage*

Crystal: O.O Holy crap it’s not a joke… *drops to her knees* WILSON! WHY HAVE toi DONE THIS TO ME WILSON!!!

-in the coffee room-

Wilson: *shivers*

Billy the intern: toi okay janitor Wilson?

Wilson: I guess, but… I can’t help feeling…like someone has just blamed me for something I didn’t do.

-back in the studio-

Kate: Come on Crystal, it’s not that bad.

Crystal: Yes it is! I hate Sierra, and I honestly find Alejandro annoying.

Alejandro: Um, toi realize we can hear toi right?

Sierra: Yeah. I mean we’re only like, what, three feet from you?

Crystal: Don‘t toi think I know that?

Sierra: Well yeah, but I didn’t except toi to be such a witch!

Crystal: -.- Just go stand par everyone else, and try not to be to distracting.

A&S: *go stand with the others*

Crystal: Okay, now as I was saying, it’s time to pair toi guys up to teams of two so toi can make your way to the seasons official location.

Duncan: Wait, what? Your not just going to take us to the location?

Crystal: That’s correct Duncan! :D I thought I’d be neat to have toi all do this task as a little warm up for the season! Anyway, I have the partner listings. par the way Duncan, since I think toi and Gwen make a cute couple, she’s your partner!

Duncan: Sweet.

Gwen: toi really like us as a couple? Aw, you’re the best Crystal! :)

Crystal: Thanks Gwen! :D Anyway, onto the suivant pair! Alright, lets see… *looks at paper* Alex, it looks like your partner is…Gladys.

Gladys: Okay then. Um…where is he? *starts to walk through the crowd, but trips over someone’s feet, and lands on her face* …Ouch.

Alex: Wow, toi okay there partner? *offers her his hand*

Gladys: *blushes* Yeah…I’m alright. *takes his hand, and gets helped up* Thanks.

Alex: Hey, it’s what I’m here for.

Crystal: Alright, lets end this sappy-moment before the audience totally loses interest. Alright, the suivant pair is…Destery and Rayla.

Destery: Cool, I get a hot chic.

Rayla; *blushes* Um, thanks. Your pretty hot yourself.

Crystal: Wait…I didn’t know this was going to be fluffy. *shrugs* Oh well, anyway, since this is taking forever, I’m just going to read off the pairs. When I call toi off, please find your partner. The rest of the pairs are: Rikki and Robin, Trent and Courtney, Griffon and Mirra, Owen and Lindsey, Justin and Melody, Powdered pain grillé boy and Phoebe, Ezekiel and Izzy, Tyler and Eva, Rae and Star, Alejandro and Sierra, and Noah and Cody! So, is everyone okay with their partner?

J&M: NO!

Crystal: Good! :D Anyway, lets get to your warm-up challenge!

Lindsey: *raises hand* Um, I have, like a question.

Crystal: Which is?

Lindsey: Well, not that I don’t like being paired with Owen, but could can I please change partners with Ava?

Eva: My names Eva, and I’m not going to be paired with that gas bag!

Owen: Am not! *farts really loud* … Okay, maybe a little.

Crystal: *shrugs* There’s your answer.

Lindsey: *looks around* I don’t see it. :(

Crystal: -.- Anyway, here’s your warm-up challenge: First toi must navigate your way through this crowded city until toi reach highway sixty-two. From there, you’ll do one of three things: Hail a taxi marked with the letters TDR on it, wait to catch a 2:00 bus, ou risk it all and traverser, croix the busy highway on foot. The bus, taxi, ou yourself will take toi to a small dirt path. When toi get to the path, all toi have to do is follow it to the season location. Well, that’s the warm-up challenge! :) Keep in mind, I have tons of surprises in store for toi all throughout the challenge.

Griffon: Wow, did toi come up with that challenge all par yourself?

Crystal: Yep! :)

Griffon: Well, that’s a very intelligent array of challenges. I’m impressed!

Crystal: Aw shucks! ^u^ Anyway, I’m giving toi all walkie-talkie so I can keep in touch with you. *throws everyone a walkie-talkie* I’ll be waiting for toi all at the seasons top-secret location. So, the warm up challenge begins…NOW!!!!

Noah: Wait, aren’t toi going to give us a map of the city ou something?

Crystal: I would, but our shipment of maps was swapped with some Chinese places new menu. Besides, without the maps, this makes the game a bit plus interesting! :)

Noah: O.O Oh…okay then.

Crystal: Yeah, so…all of toi except Sierra and Alejandro get going!

All except for A&S: *runs for the exit*

Sierra: What do toi want this time?

Crystal: Just to do this. *throws a striped t-shirt on Sierra, and undoes all her hair-bands* Perfect!

Sierra: Um…what was that for?

Crystal: I never did like your hair up in that pony-tail, and that tube-top always made toi look like a slut. Anyway, toi guys can get going now! :)

Sierra: O.O Um…okay.

A&S: *runs to the exit*

-with Duncan & Gwen, and Destery & Rayla-

Gwen: So, toi just want to go West and hope we find the highway?

Duncan: Sounds good to me babe.

Rayla: Hey, I couldn’t help but over hear, and we were going to do the same thing.

Destery: So do toi guys want to team-up ou something?

Gwen: Well…there are safety in numbers. What do toi say Duncan?

Duncan: Whatever makes toi happy babe.

Gwen: Then it’s settled. *gives Duncan a quick Kiss on the lips*

Rayal: Cool! Lets going then!

*all four head West*

-with Noah and Cody-

Cody: So…where are we supposed to go?

Noah: Well, there’s a bit of everything in each direction, so I guess its your pick of either North, East, South, ou West.

Cody: Well…lets try…North then.

Noah: *shrugs* Alright I guess.

*both head North*

-with Rae and Star-

Star: Noah’s going north, so I say we go north as well.

Rae: Um…why?

Star: *blushes* Oh, I don’t know. Noah’s just super-smart, and I just think we should follow him.

Rae: *rolls eyes* Well, I’m going south. *starts walking south*

Star: *head darts between Noah and Rae* Hey, wait up Rae! *runs to catch up with Rae*

-with Justin and Melody-

Justin: I say we go East.

Melody: Well, East sucks! I say we go North!

Justin: East!

Melody: North!

Justin: East!!

Melody: North!!

-with Owen and Lindsey-

Lindsey: Well, West is best, so lets go that way!

Owen: Great plan Lind! People should really listen to toi more!

Lindsey: :) *grabs Owens arm and pulls him West*

-with Eva and Tyler-

Tyler:*sees Lindsey and Owen having fun* Lindsey… :(

Eva: So, I guess we head East? *looks and sees Tyler’s expression* What’s wrong with you?

Tyler: *sigh* Nothing. Lets just get going.

**confessionals**

Eva: Okay, I have no idea what’s bugging him, but he better get his head in the game before he makes us lose!

Tyler: *sigh* I miss Lindsey… :'(

**end of confessionals**

*both head East*

-with Trent and Courtney-

Trent: So, which way should we go?

Courtney: Let me check. *pulls out P.D.A and starts typing*

Trent: What are toi doing Courtney?

Courtney: What does it look like? I’m getting us directions to the highway.

Trent: *grabs Courtney’s P.D.A and holds it high above her head*

Courtney: Hey, give that back! *makes jumps for the P.D.A*

Trent: Listen Courtney, I don’t want to cheat in this game anymore. Can’t we just pick a direction and hope its right?

Courtney: *glares at Trent for a moment, but then sighs in defeat* Fine. We can be like everyone else and go in a aléatoire direction.

Trent: Cool. :) *gives her back the P.D.A* So, North it is?

Courtney: *puts the P.D.A in her pocket, and sighs* Why not.

*both head North*

- with Powdered pain grillé boy and Phoebe-

PTB: So, South seems like a justified path. We shall proceed South!

Phoebe: Uh…that’s cool I guess.

**confessionals**

Phoebe: Okay, not trying to be rude, but Powdered pain grillé boy is really freaking me out.

PTB: I’m glad me and Phoebe are friends! :) She’s sweet, kind, and easy to look at. Now if she only loved powdered pain grillé and crime fighting… *sighs*

**end of confessionals**

*both head South*

-with Griffon and Mirra-

Mirra: Hey, why were toi being so nice to Crystal back there?

Griffon: Does her being a smart person count?

Mirra: Well…yeah, but there was something else there, and toi now it. I think toi like her Griffon.

Griffon: *blushes* I was just giving her a compliment alright?

**confessionals**

Griffon: Why does someone always assume I like a person just because I give them a compliment? I mean, Crystal is pretty, smart, has awesome hair…but I don’t like her!

Mirra: Yep. He likes her.

**end of confessionals**

Mirra: *rolls her eyes* Sure, whatever toi say Griffon. Now, lets head East shall we?

*both head East*

-with Rikki & Robin and Dj & Katie-

Dj: So, since we’re like, the only people who hasn’t picked a direction, toi guys want to team up with us?

Rikki: I don’t see why not! :D

Katie: Cool. So, what direction do toi guys want to take?

Robin: We could go South.

Dj: That’s fine with me. How about toi Katie?

Katie: That’s fine, I guess.

*all four head South*

-with Izzy and Ezekiel-

Izzy: Wow, this city is huge! I bet there are like, four-hundred restaurant here! *gasps* Hey, toi know what sounds great right now? TACOS! Lets go get some tacos! Taco, taco, taco, I WANT A FRIGGIN’ TACO!!!!

Ezekiel: Um…Izzy, we’re, like, really far behind, eh? Shouldn’t we catch up to the others, eh?

Izzy: Oh, don’t be silly Zeke! *grabs his arm* Now come on! I smell a taco, and wherever a taco goes, Izzy goes! *pulls him toward the smell of tacos*

-with Alejandro and Sierra -

Alejandro: Oh man, we are so far behind! I don’t even see the other teams anymore!

Sierra: Good. This way they can’t see me dressed like this. *tugs at the t-shirt* I look like I just rolled out of bed.

Alejandro: Sierra, toi look beautiful alright? Now, can we please get back to the challenge?

Sierra: toi really think I look okay?

Alejandro: *sighs and fakes a smile* Of course I do Sierra. I mean, the chemise looks great on you, and your hair looks absolutely gorgeous down like this!

**confessionals**

Sierra: Okay, is it just me, ou is Alejandro really muscular? *slaps herself* No! I belong with Cody! …I think.

Alejandro: Yeah, I called her beautiful. It’s not like it means anything. I was just trying to get her to focus on the game so we could catch up to the others. Then again…her hair did look pretty stunning. *slaps himself* No! Remember what happened the last time toi fell for someone! She kicked toi in the kiwis and let toi get burned par lava!

**end of confessionals**

Sierra:*blushes a bit* Thanks. So, want to go north?

Alejandro: Just as long as we can get going!

*both head North*

-with Noah and Cody-

Noah: salut Cody, I think I see the highway!

Cody: Hey, your right! I can see it to! *both run to the beginning of the highway*

Noah: So, how are we going to traverser, croix it?

Cody: Well, I don’t see a cab, and its another two to three hours before the bus gets here. I guess there’s no other option but to traverser, croix on foot.

Noah: *sarcastic tone* Well that’s just peachy. I was wanting to deify death today.

*at that moment, all the teams walkie-talkies start beeping, and everyone picks it up*

Crystal: Hello teams! I’ve been watching toi all, and I’m happy to say toi all made progress. Some in the wrong direction, but progress just the same. So, to shorten the montrer a bit, all the people who didn’t go North need to turn around, go back to the start, and head North.

Everyone who went in any direction except North: ARE toi SERIOUS!!

Crystal: Yes, yes I am! :D Also, remember the surprises I was talking about? Well, *song cloche, bell goes off* this is one of them.

All: *groans*

Crystal: Hey, don’t give me that! Everyone loves traveling music! :D Now sing! *music starts playing*

All: *sigh*

Noah: Well, life's like a road that toi travel on
Cody: There's one jour here and the suivant jour gone
Gwen: Sometimes toi bend, sometimes toi stand
Duncan: Sometimes toi turn your back to the wind
Destery: There’s a world outside every darkened door
Rayla: Where Blues won't haunt toi anymore
Izzy: For the Rebelle are free and amoureux soar
Ezekiel: Come ride with me to the distant rive (eh?)

Rikki: We won't hesitate
Robin: To break down the guarding gate
Rikki: There’s not much time left today, yeay

All: Life is a highway, I wanna ride it
All night long
If you're going my way, I wanna drive it
All night long

PTB: Through all these cities and all these towns
Phoebe: It's in my blood and it's all around
Tyler: I l’amour now like I loved toi then
Eva: This is the road and these are the hands
Griffon: From Mozambique to those Memphis nights
Mirra: The Khyber Pass to Vancouver's lights
Katie: They knock me down
DJ: And back up again
Melody: You're in my blood
Justin: I'm not a lonely man

Owen: There's no load I can't hold
Lindsey: The road's so rough this I know
Star: I'll be there when the light comes in
Rae: Just tell 'em we're survivors

All: Life is a highway, I wanna ride it
All night long
If your going my way, I wanna drive it
All night long

Cody: Gimme, Gimme, Gimme, Gimme, yeah

All: Life is a highway, I wanna ride it
All night long
Noah: mmmm yeah!
If your going my way, I wanna drive it
All night long

Trent: There was a distance between toi and I
All: Between toi and I
Courtney: A misunderstanding once
Trent: But now, we look it in the eye
Courtney: Oooo...Yeah!

Owen: There's no load I can't hold
Lindsey: The road's so rough this I know
Star: I'll be there when the light comes in
Rae: Just tell 'em we're survivors

All: Life is a highway, I wanna ride it
All night long
Noah: all night long, yeah salut
If your going my way, I wanna drive it
All night long
Life is a highway, I wanna ride it
All night long
If your going my way, I wanna drive it
All night long

Life is a highway, I wanna ride it
All night long
If your going my way, I wanna drive it
All night long

Cody: Gimme, Gimme, Gimme, Gimme, yeah

Crystal: Fantastic job everyone! I mean, it could’ve been a bit better, but it was still good! :D Anyway, please continue with the challenge! *the walkie-talkie clicks off*

Noah: *sighs* Well, might as well get this over with. *starts quickly waking on the highways side-walk*

Cody: Hey, wait for me Noah!! *runs to catch up to him*

-with Duncan & Gwen and Destery & Rayla-

Gwen: Oh man this sucks!

Rayla: I know right? Now we have to go all the way back to the beginning!

Duncan: Not necessarily. Look what’s over there! *they all turn to see a cab with the letters TDR drive up suivant to them*

Cab driver: *rolls down window* Hey, it looks like toi kids need a lift to your suivant destination.

Gwen: We actually do, but we don’t have any money to give toi for the ride.

Cab driver: Its cool. Crystals paying me par the heure so it’s no skin off my nose.

**confessionals**

Gwen: Okay, I just meet Crystal, but so far she’s been the best host ever! If she keeps this up, I may have to put her on my “people not to hate” list.

Crystal: Just so toi know, I don’t remember agreeing to pay that guy.

**end of confessionals**

Duncan: Sweet! Dibs on the window seat! *hops into the cab*

-with Trent and Courtney-

Trent: Hey, I think I see the highway! *both run to the beginning of the highway*

Courtney: toi did, but how are we going to get on the other side?

Trent: Well, no bus ou taxi, so I guess we’re hoofing it. *starts to walk along the side-walk*

Courtney: Y-you don’t mean walk along this highway and risk getting hit do you?

Trent: Yeah, but I always thought toi liked danger. *sees how terrified she looks* Look, if your scared, we could always wait for a taxi ou the bus.

Courtney: No! I’ll walk across! *steps onto the side-walk shaking* See? N-nothing to it. *gives Trent a fake reassuring smile*

**confessions**

Trent: Okay, I know she’s scared, but she won’t just tell me that! I don’t know if its because she’s to proud to ask for help, ou if she’s just scared to, but its just a smidge annoying. I mean, if she wants some help, all she has to do is ask me.

Courtney: First of all, I’m not scared of highways! Second, I don’t need anymore help from the male sex. Alejandro and Justin taught me that lesson the hard way.

**end of confessionals**

Trent: Come on lets get going. *Trent and Courtney start walking down the side-walk, until Trent looked back at her, and saw how terrified she looked* toi doing okay back there Courtney?

Courtney: N-n-never bet-t-ter.

Trent: *turns and puts his hands on Courtney’s shoulder* Look, I know your scared so please stop asking like your not. If there’s anything I can to help toi out, please tell me.

Courtney: Well…if toi could hold my hand it’d help me out tons.

Trent: Alright then. *takes a hold of her hand and they continue walking* There, now don’t toi feel better?

Courtney: Much. Thank toi Trent.

**confessionals**

Courtney: Okay, I know I a dit I didn’t need a guys help ever again, but…Trent isn’t toi average guy. He’s sweet, caring, and just an all around nice person. In fact…I think I’m in l’amour with him.

Trent: I’m glad I was able to help out Courtney. And how knows, maybe we could be plus than Friends in the future.

**end of confessionals**

-with Alejandro and Sierra-

Alejandro: Hey, I think I see the highway! *both run to the beginning of the highway*

Sierra: Hey, I think I see Trent and Courtney up ahead! Wait…are they holding hands?

Alejandro: Who cares, lets just go! *starts running*

Sierra: Hey, slow down! *runs after him*

-with Noah and Cody-

*they’ve finally reached the end of the highway, and are both panting heavily*

Noah: Thank (pant) god we (pant) crossed over (pant) without passing (pant) out.

Cody: No (pant) kidding. (pant) Remind me (pant) again why we (pant) decided to (pant) run.

Noah: I have no (pant) clue. *looks behind them* Looks like we’re in the lead though.

Cody: Good. Hey, I think I see the path Crystal was talking about up ahead.

Noah: Lets get going then. *both walk up to the path, and their walkie-talkie goes off, and they pick it up*

Crystal: Congratulations, Noah and Cody, for being the first ones to reach the path! Now, before toi head onto the path, I have a little twist for toi guys. On the path, if there is plus than one person, one must be piggy-backed up the path instead of walking separately

N&C: WHAT???!!!

Crystal: That’s right, a piggy-back ride! So, choose a member, have them hope on the others back, and be the first ones at the new seasons location! *chuckles darkly* I’ll be waiting for toi two! *walkie-talkie clicks off*

Cody: So…I guess if toi want me to piggy-back toi I could-

Noah: *turns around, and crouches to Cody’s height* Just shut up and get on.

Cody: O.O O-okay I guess… *gets onto Noah’s back* Ready if toi are. *Noah stands up, and starts walking down the path*

-with Trent & Courtney and Alejandro & Sierra-

*Trent and Courtney get to the path and get the same message Noah and Cody did*

Trent: *crouches to Courtney’s height* toi feel up for a piggy-back ride?

Courtney: *smiles slightly* I guess so. *hops onto Trent’s back* Ready.

Sierra: Trent, Courtney, wait up! *Alejandro and her runs up to Trent and Courtney*

Trent: salut Sierra and Alejandro. What’s up?

Sierra: Um, Trent, why is Courtney on your- *walkie-talkie stats beeping, and they get the message* Oh, now I see.

Alejandro: Well, looks like toi get to go for piggy-back ride Sierra. *crouches slightly*

Sierra: Looks like it… *gets onto Alejandro’s back* So, Trent and Courtney, can we rejoindre you. toi know, so we can all get to the place at once?

Trent: I don’t see why not. toi okay with it Courtney?

Courtney: *glares at Alejandro* Not really, but I guess their going to rejoindre us even if we say no, so…

Alejandro: Good. So, let us venture on the path and get this thing over with! *both T&C and A&S start running up the path*

-with Duncan & Gwen and Destery & Rayla-

Gwen: Thanks again for the ride! *waves good-bye to the cab-driver* Now lets get on the- *all their walkie-talkies go off, and they get the message*

Duncan: Well, I know who I’m carrying. What about toi Destery?

Destery: Yep. I got her right her. *puts arm around Rayla, and she blushes*

Gwen: *hops onto Duncan’s back* Ready babe.

Rayla: *hops onto Destery’s back* I’m ready to Destery.

Destery: Well then, lets get going! *both D&G and D&R run down the path*

-with Noah and Cody-

Noah: Hey, (pant) I think (pant) I see (pant) something up (pant) ahead!

Cody: I think I do to! *gets closer and sees Crystal in front of the abandoned film lot*

Crystal: Congratulations, Noah and Cody, for being the first ones to reach the abandoned film lot! This is going to be your accueil for the next…whoever many weeks this thing is!

Cody: Cool. I’m glad we’re not back on the island. *gets off of Noah’s back*

Noah: No (pant) kidding. (pant)

Crystal: Okay Noah and Cody, just go stand over there till everyone else had shown up.

N&C: *goes and stands where Crystal is pointing.

Crystal: So, who will get here next?

*at that time, T&C and A&S comes running up*

Crystal: Hello Trent, Courtney, Alejandro, and Sierra! Welcome to your new accueil for the suivant how-ever many weeks!

Trent: Oh (pant) my freaking (pant) god.

Courtney: *gets off of Trent’s back* No, toi can’t make me stay here!

Crystal: Sorry Courtney, but toi sighed the contract that says toi will stay here.

Courtney: … Crap.

Sierra: *gets off of Alejandro’s back* Come on Courtney, it’s not that bad.

Alejandro: She’s (pant) right (pant) toi (pant) know.

Crystal: Alright, all four of toi go stand par Noah and Cody and wait for the others to montrer up.

T&C and A&S: *goes and stands par Noah and Cody*

Crystal: Okay, so who is going -

*D&G and D&R come running up*

Crystal: Wow, that was fast. Welcome Duncan, Gwen, Destery, and Rayla to your new accueil for who-know how long!

Gwen: *she gets off Duncan’s back, and her eyes widen* No, no, no, no, no! I can’t stay here! I just can’t! *buries her head in her face, and begins to weep*

Duncan: *pulls her into a hug, and lightly strokes her hair* It’s okay babe. toi have me know, and I’ll protect toi from whatever memories toi have of this place.

Everyone at the site: Aw!

**confessionals**

Gwen: I didn’t expect to break down like that. It’s just that the I last time I was here, I ruined a great relationship with a great guy, and I personally don’t want that to happen again.

Duncan: I understand why pasty’s getting all worked up. I mean, if I had the experience she had here, I’d do the same thing. Hopefully we’re on the same team again. If we aren’t, then someone’s going to pay. *crack knuckles*

**end of confessionals**

Rayla: Well, I know it may seem a bit odd, but I’m kind of excited to be here.

Destery: I guess I am to. I mean, who wouldn’t want to live in a film-lot for the whole summer!

Crystal: Okay, toi four, go stand par the others!

D&G and D&R: *goes and stands par the ever-growing group of cast mates*

(A/N: Okay, this is taking forever. xp So, lets just say everyone else showed up on the bus. Sorry this article was a bit long, but I needed to add couple moments and other little details. So, anyway, don’t worry this article is almost done! :3)

Crystal: So, is everyone here Kate?

Kate: *does a quick head-count of the contestants* Twenty-six, twenty-seven, and twenty-eight. Yep, everyone’s here Crystal!

Crystal: Good. Now, because the cabins from season one were such a big hit, I decided to have them moved here! It’s the same as always: girls get the East cabin, and boys get the West cabin.

Destery: Wait, aren’t we going to form teams?

Crystal: Not until suivant episode big-guy.

Destery: Oh…

Crystal: Yeah… So, it’s everyone’s favori time, question time! Will Justin and Melody ever admit their feelings? Will Duncan and Gwen stay on the same team? Will the *beep*ing fluffy-ness ever end? These questions and many plus may ou may not be answered suivant time on: Total Drama RAMA!

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So, what did toi think?

I know this episodes a bit long, but it usually is on the first episode… Anyway, the song I used is: “Life is a Highway” par Rascal Flats. I used it because I wanted to! Also, sorry I didn't foucuse on any Oc's that much... But don't worry, i promise I'll make up for it! :3 Anyway, till suivant time folks! Thanks for reading!