L’Île des défis extrêmes Club
rejoindre
Fanpop
New Post
Explore Fanpop
Total Drama USA
Episode 0
The Start Of Something New (And All That Crap)

South Carolina~Jessica/John

Jessica was screaming.
She was screaming her mother f'ing head off.
She was in. She was on the show. She was going to be on Total Drama Season 4.
"OHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGOD!" She yelled.
"Shut up!" her neighbor yelled back. "Some of us are trying to sleep!" Note: It was 3 o'clock. In the afternoon.
"I'm gonna be on TV!" she yelled/told him.
"Good for you! Maybe I will finally get some sleep in the morning!
Jessica rolled her eyes. Old men will be old men. Sleep all day, and sleep all night.
She took the rest of the mail inside her home. When she reached the living room, she saw her little brother with his eyed glued to his DS, playing Pokemon. Her dad was lire the paper, and her mom was knitting. Huh. It was like the past and the present all mixed into one.
She slammed the mail on the coffee table.
"Guess what came in the mail today?" Jessica asked.
"What?" Her parents both a dit trying to look interested. Her brother, on the other hand did not care that much to fake it.
"Did the nut house call toi in? John said. Ugh. Little brothers. Can they get any worse?
"No. But the letter for toi must be from them," Jessica a dit with a smile, handing him his letter.
She turned her attention to her parents again. "Do toi guys remember that audition tape I sent for Total Drama?"
"Yes," Mom said, suddenly interested.
"Well, I got a letter in the mail today. I'm on the show!"
"Honey, that's great!" Her dad told her.
"No way," John muttered, dropping his opened letter.
"What? To shocked to find a way to make fun of me?"
"No. I'm just wondering how I got on the montrer when I didn't even audition," John said
"What? No way." Jessica picked the letter off the floor. Sure enough, John had the same letter has she did, except it was addressed to him.
The room was quiet. Dead quiet. Finally, Jessica broke the silence.
"Well, I have a better shot at the money now!
"Jessica!" Her mom hissed.
"There's gotta be a mistake," John said.
But there was none. 2 weeks later, they were all packed up, ready to fly to Alabama. The montrer was on the road, like it ou not.

Quebec, Canada~Courtney

Why the hell was she doing this?
That show, no death trap, had nearly killed her, plus it's were she met Duncan!
Duncan. She still jumped at the sound of his name.
Duncan, the boy who had turned her whole life up-side down.
Duncan, the bad boy who won a million dollars on season 2.
Duncan, who made her feel like, like...like there was no was ulse but her and him.
Duncan, who had cheated on her.
Duncan, who had kissed Gwen.
Duncan, who she hated.
Duncan, who she still loved.
Duncan. Duncan. Duncan. The name ran in her head.
DUNCAN!
Courtney sighed. If she was ever going to see him again, she who have to go. She got up and began to pack.
Maybe, just maybe, this season would be that bad.
If only she new how wrong she'd been.

Florence, Alabama

Chris smiled at the total of players. All of the new kids a dit yes. Same with the old ones. They may say they hate it, but they l’amour the fame.
They were all coming. This would be the best season ever.
And they didn't have a clue.
posted by Codyfan123
ok this is Jordan (bridgexJordan) Thsi is what happend when Jax eats candy! it's a true story.

_________________________________________________________________________

Sumer: link

Jax: ok!
*2 minutes later*
Jax: OMG! (mad) I can't belive your chetteing on me! we are done! *blocks Zoey*
*2 minutes later*
Jax: I want to get back together (hug) i l’amour toi Zoey!
Zoey: ok............
Jax: But i'm still reporting the kill who si he?
Zoey: Please don't
Jax: I am! *at Rochelle* can toi send me The_Kill's Profile.
Rochelle: why?
Jax: Just send me it!
*Jordan gets on jax's account*
Jordan: *To Zoey* what happend?
Zoey:...
continue reading...
Sahmi: *screaming* WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! WE'RE GOING BACK! YEAAAAAAAAAH! *jumping* I'M SO EXCITED!

Addrey: *starts jumping too* ME TOO!

*confessional*

Jar3d: I hope I'm not with Ezekiel. I hate him! I wish that little *camera stops filming*

Mizzie: I NEED TO WIN! Hehhe... lucky I'm so populaire in school.... *evil laughs quietly*

Melody: What? We're heading back to school? This is why i came on this STUPID show!

Chris: PEOPLE HATE MY IDEAS!

Zoey: *giggling* Too bad I'll be the only one with a boyfriend!

Alejandro: School is horrible. It's filled with horrible people. It's...
continue reading...
Chris: G'day VICTIMS! And will be for our veiwers!Today we'll be getting 3 new innocent little *censored*. We have two guys and one girl.

Everyone please welcome to the Total Drama Details breakfast table, NOAH, EZEKIEL AND SAHMI!

Everyone: WHAT?!

*Confessionals*
Mizzie: This wrecks my chances! EFF THAT!

Annie: WHat?! No....

Addrey: OOOOOOH! NEW FRIENDS!

ZOey: yay!

*End of confessionals*

Sahmi: YEAH! IT'S GREAT TO BE HERE! *high fives Storm*

Storm: DONT DO THAT EVER AGAIN! *pulls out chainsaw*

Addrey: YAY NOAH! *hugs Noah*

Noah: Get off of me! Your wrinkling my shirt! This took me hours to iron!

Addrey:...
continue reading...
*Non-First class*

Jax: *sigh* We always lose.
Rayven: Yeah i wonder why.
Jar3d: Hummmmmmmmmm......... *looks around and looks at DJ* he's why.
Jax: who?
Jar3d: DJ! He got cured in equept!
Rayven: Dosen't mean he's curesd now.
Jar3d: If we lose, i'm voteing him off.
Jax: But he's a nice guy.
Rayven: Yeah!
Jar3d: He's cursed so i'm voteing him off.
Less: salut DJ!
DJ: salut Less!
Jar3d:Or less!

*Ray and Noah makeout*
Avan: How long have they been makeing out?
Jamie: Sence we left Hawii!
Bridgette: Yikes!

*confessional*

Bridgette: I think rayon, ray and Noah broke the record for the most makeing outs. And me and Geoff had...
continue reading...
Chris: When toi get your étoile, star that means your safe!

Jared: I always wanted to get a star!

Chris: JARED! *throws Logan Henderson at him*

Jared: I didnt mean that kinda of star! OOWWW

Chris: HOLLOW! *Throws Miley CYrus at her*

Hollow: SLUT!

Miley: EMO!

Hollow: OHH THATS IT! *attacks her*

Chris: LINSAY!! *throws Lindsay Lohan at her*

Lindsay: salut LINDSAY!

LINDSAY: WHATS UP GIRL!

Jared: I so wish Lindsay didnt go blonde!

Lisa: Wasnt Lindsay always Blonde?

Trent: No! I think he means the other Lindsay!

Hollow: Why the hell is this so hard? They both look totally Diff- OH CRAP! *Looks at them and their both the...
continue reading...
Chris: salut victims, hows it going? Wait... don't answer that. *_* Turns out, I made a mistake. The challenge wasn't to create group dances. It was to dance in ONE GIANT GROUP! SO GET IN FORMATION ou YOUR OUT!

Duncan: Nu-uh. I'm not doin the chicken dance.

Gwen: Me niether. Count me out,Christopher.

Chris: FINE! T_T YOUR BOTH OUT!

Both: Whatever.

Chris: But we're still having a ceremony. SO GET IN FORMATION!

*Everyone gets in formation*

Chris: Starting with the... *pushes button on stereo* song "Cotton Eyed Joe". Now,since the crew at TDD can't dance, we're copying the dance moves from Just Dance ....
continue reading...
posted by blenson555
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~At the pool~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Rose:Ok,ready?!Sue:Ya!*Pores the poop in the pool*People in the pool:AAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!Sue&Rose:hahahahahahahahahahah!!!Tiffany:That was kindof mean don't u think!?Rose:Hell no!That was funny!hahahaha!Sue:Ok,lets go to my house!~~~~~~~At Sues house~~~~~~~~~~Tiffany:That was really lame!Rose:Whatever!Sue:You just don't get us!Tiffany:Whatever,i'm going home!*Tiffany gets a text*The text:I know who toi are! Rose_ Tiffany:Oh,crap!*Gets another text*The text:Meat me at lake groming feild in 5 minutes!Part 9:Groming feild suprise coming soon!
Heather: I choose.........................AYDAN!!

Jared,Lisa,Hollow: *Gasp* KAREN!!!!!

Karen: I guess i had a good time! Bye guys!!

Courtney: Bye everyone!! Haven fun!!! *whsipers* while it last *calls lawyers*

*Boat leaves*

Chris: Okay! Ur challenge will start in 1 hour!!

*At the Killer Computers cabin*

Jared: salut Ray!!

Ray: Hey!!

Karen: We were thinking, Would u like to be in a alliance with us?

Ray: EEEEEHH!! Yes!!!

*1 heure Later*

Chris: First The guys will have to Pick them up!! Trent and Jade are first!!

Trent: *knocks on door*

Jade: *opes door but doesnt see Trent* T.T

Trent: *taps her back in the...
continue reading...
Chris: So toi guys had FUUUUUUUUN on your little dates?

Melody: Ac-

Chris: ENOUGH ABOUT toi ALREADY! Now, since me and my crew were judging toi guys, we came to a decsion.


Storm and Cody your rendez-vous amoureux, date was weird and hurtful. 1 star!

Melody and Harold your rendez-vous amoureux, date was awkward at times, and Harold, you're a nerd.3 stars

Mizzie and Annie, toi GUYS HAVE ISSUES! Which is why your only getting 2 stars. It was entertaining

Ray and Alejandro, toi didnt do anything. 1 star!

Addrey and Jar3d, toi guys CLICKED. SO toi guys got the whole point of this. 4 stars.

Andrea and Lucas, it was too weird to watch. toi only get...
continue reading...
Chris: Hellow! I'm chris Maclain! And this season we are haveing 26 new contestents and 24 Old! and the new ones will fight aginest The old! But one new one will go over to the old! toi all know him as Beth's Boy friend! Brady! Well, let's see what happend on this season! On fanpop V.S Total Drama!
*theam Song*
Chris: Ok! Today we are starting with the camp! The contestnets will come from a boat! Let's start with the surfer chick Bridgette!
Brdiegtte: salut chris!
Chris: salut Bridgette! suivant we have on Team Fanpop, Lulu!
Lulu: OMG! I'm finally on TV! Is cody going to be here??
Bridgette: what? who ar...
continue reading...
Rochelle: *smiles as she walks into the hotel. She walks inot a store and gets two MagiQuest wands. She walks onto team Smooth Jazz's bus and Puts the wand in Zoey's hand carefully and tries not to wake her. She walks over to the Team Rockstars bus and puts the wand in Jordan's hand not waking him.*
Zoey: *wakes up to find the wand in her hand* Okay I'm pretty sure that wasn't in my hand last night.
Abby: Where'd it come from?
Zoey: i don't know.
Kiara: How come we all didn't get one.
Trent: Maybe its for a challenge.
Zoey: Yeah!
Jordan: *wakes up to find a wand in his hand.* salut did one of...
continue reading...
Lindsay: why did toi guys vote off Owen?
Rochelle: cause he made us lose!
Ray: he did?
Jordan: he was the last one up there!
Zoey: yeah he was!
Chris: were going to Orlando!
Annie: why?
Chris: Disney world!
Zoey: yes!
Duncan: I hate diseny stuff!
Zoey: well like it cause were going there!

*Disney world*
Chris: Ok! Today I'm being nice and were not going to sing today!
Duncan: YES!!!!!!
Ray: So what's our challange today?
Rayven: Not again!
Ray: what?
Rayven: Last season toi kept asking, *in a baby girl voice* What's our challange today?
Ray: I don't sound like that!
Jamie: So what is our challang today?
Chris:...
continue reading...
Brittney:were back on total drama starz and theres plus intense fights and riots this will be good to read and watch in this episode!
*theme song*
Avan:who the heck broke my phone!!!!!
Jar3d:and what if it was me?
(avan jumps on jar3d and punches him in the face)
Brittney:woah,woah,guys back off save your energy for todays challenge,on todays challenge were going on a little field trip,someplace.
kierra:oh great,i wonder what well do there.
zoey:maybe it's fun?
Alec:or suckish
kristen:where are we going,huh?
Brittney:you'll find out when we get there.
*few minutes later*
Brittney:get on the buses kiddies,it's...
continue reading...
*camera goes to studio*

Chris: Hi as toi may see this is not our usual location and your probobly wonering why

Chris: well because this is no ordenary episode its the first of many Backlash episodes where we look back at the contestants that got sent accueil and the crazy events of the last episodes

Chris: So let me introduce to toi the fallen contestants

Chris: Alejandro, Trent, Terra and Duncan

Chris: *looks around* wheres duncan

Intern: We dont know

Chris: well find him

Intern: ok *goes to find duncan*

*camera goes to the losers*

Chris: so here are exclusive interviews with the losers

*camera goes to...
continue reading...
*Jordan, Jax, Avan's Room*
Jordan: Avan!!!!! are toi done in there????
Jax: yeah i have to go bad!
Avan: Just a secound!
Jordan: toi a dit that a hafe an heure ago!
Avan: oh!
Jax: come on man!!!!!!!!!!!

*Gwen, Bridgette, Courtney's Room*
Bridgette: i don't think i will ever get this mud off!
Gwen: you've been washing it off all night!
Courntey: yeah!
Bridgette: i want to look good when Jordan sees me.
Gwen: I thought toi liked Geoff.
Bridgette: When i steped off that bus it was l’amour at first site.
Gwen: wow!

*Trent,Jar3d,Geoff's Room*
Trent: What is that on the ground??
Geoff: a tourn pice of a song Bridgette...
continue reading...
Chris: 0k! now we will pick the teams! The only people that can speek is the 2 capitons! Jordan and Jax!
Jordan: what me and jax are on diffent teams???
Chris: yes!
Jax: not fare!
Chris: yes fare! toi were the first 2 that i got there Adtions from!
jax: man!
Chris: Jax toi go first!
Jax: *sighs* *looks around the room and stops at gwen and zoey* ummmmmmmmmmmmm......... i gusse.............. i'll pick Zoey!
Jordan: Bridgette!
Jax: Gwen!
Jordan:aaaaaaaaaaa...... Ezekiel!
Jax: aaaaaaaaaaa...........
Zoey: *wispers in Jax's hear* Pick Duncan
Jax: DUNCAN?????????????
Chris: Duncan team 1!
Jax: what no!
Jordan:...
continue reading...
Ugh ! This school is full of ghetto people ! I wanna go back to Gonzalez but they can't "put up with me " ! Everybody is talkin about this chick named Noemi ! Aperantly she is a legend here and they where saying that she moved to Gonzalez but anyway im not alone here toi know i have my cuzin ! When the cloche, bell rang i had to enter the classroom the teacher was a dude named Mr.Martinez ! My cuzin is in a diffrent classroom Mrs.Manchas ! So i had to find some Friends ou alone..WHATEVER ! Ughh i always got in trouble with all the teachers for the suivant mois !Then one of my Friends in Gonzalez invited me to this of the hook party ! ....

What will happen at the party ? Find out in the suivant chapter of l’amour , Hate storyy !!
Chris:Ok,if toi do not get a carmal leaf,you must leave the Forest par going down to the path of shame and go down the waterfall of losers!First one goes to Jake. Jake:Alright! Chris: suivant 3 go to Penny,D.j,and Owen.Tyler,catch *Tyler gets hit in the head par his leaf* Chris:Ray and Gwen,heads up! * Chris throws leaves to them* Chris:The suivant 2 leaves go to Mizzy and Mack.Chris:Sam,and...Faith. Chris:Duncan & Rikki,one of toi tonight are leaving,and it goes to... ...Duncan! Duncan:Yeah! Rikki:WHAT!? Chris:Chef,I need some help *Chef&Chris pull Rikki to the waterfall of losers* Rikki:NOT...
continue reading...
chris: wake up!
Jar3d: But it's 3:00 in the morning!
Chris: so?
Gabriella: where are we???
Chris: at hunted castle!
Sarah: *gulps*
Sam: So what's our chalange?
Chris: toi have to stay in this hunted château til sunwise.
Jordan: Come on guys it can't be hunted! *lighting strickes followed par thunder*
Cody: *gulps* yeah, but why is it only storming over the castle?
Jordan: chris probley mabe it that way.
Jar3d: plus, it's a big château so it just could be a storm right over it.
Jordan: yeah!
Chris: Go in! team funny yuo go on the left side of the house, and team aléatoire on the right!
Jordan: ok
Chris: oh and if...
continue reading...
posted by dxarmy423
Chris: Welcome to the newest, most destructive, addicting and action packed tv montrer yet TOTAL DRAMA EXTREME RULEZ!

Chris: we the contestants.. I mean victims will do extreme stunts, go to extreme places and play in extreme sports and more!

Chris: On this episode we will introduce the competition and make the 2 teams!

Chris: the contestants-

geoff
duncan
raven
penny
trent
zoey
sam
owen
annie
harold
terra
alejandro

Chris: and its time for our first challenge THE BATTLE ROYAL!!!

Chris: AND YOUR EXTREME GUEST HOST FOR THIS EPISODE IS THE RATED R SUPERSTAR EDGE

Edge: thats right the first episode of this montrer is...
continue reading...