Total Drama USA
Episode 0
The Start Of Something New (And All That Crap)
South Carolina~Jessica/John
Jessica was screaming.
She was screaming her mother f'ing head off.
She was in. She was on the show. She was going to be on Total Drama Season 4.
"OHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGOD!" She yelled.
"Shut up!" her neighbor yelled back. "Some of us are trying to sleep!" Note: It was 3 o'clock. In the afternoon.
"I'm gonna be on TV!" she yelled/told him.
"Good for you! Maybe I will finally get some sleep in the morning!
Jessica rolled her eyes. Old men will be old men. Sleep all day, and sleep all night.
She took the rest of the mail inside her home. When she reached the living room, she saw her little brother with his eyed glued to his DS, playing Pokemon. Her dad was lire the paper, and her mom was knitting. Huh. It was like the past and the present all mixed into one.
She slammed the mail on the coffee table.
"Guess what came in the mail today?" Jessica asked.
"What?" Her parents both a dit trying to look interested. Her brother, on the other hand did not care that much to fake it.
"Did the nut house call toi in? John said. Ugh. Little brothers. Can they get any worse?
"No. But the letter for toi must be from them," Jessica a dit with a smile, handing him his letter.
She turned her attention to her parents again. "Do toi guys remember that audition tape I sent for Total Drama?"
"Yes," Mom said, suddenly interested.
"Well, I got a letter in the mail today. I'm on the show!"
"Honey, that's great!" Her dad told her.
"No way," John muttered, dropping his opened letter.
"What? To shocked to find a way to make fun of me?"
"No. I'm just wondering how I got on the montrer when I didn't even audition," John said
"What? No way." Jessica picked the letter off the floor. Sure enough, John had the same letter has she did, except it was addressed to him.
The room was quiet. Dead quiet. Finally, Jessica broke the silence.
"Well, I have a better shot at the money now!
"Jessica!" Her mom hissed.
"There's gotta be a mistake," John said.
But there was none. 2 weeks later, they were all packed up, ready to fly to Alabama. The montrer was on the road, like it ou not.
Quebec, Canada~Courtney
Why the hell was she doing this?
That show, no death trap, had nearly killed her, plus it's were she met Duncan!
Duncan. She still jumped at the sound of his name.
Duncan, the boy who had turned her whole life up-side down.
Duncan, the bad boy who won a million dollars on season 2.
Duncan, who made her feel like, like...like there was no was ulse but her and him.
Duncan, who had cheated on her.
Duncan, who had kissed Gwen.
Duncan, who she hated.
Duncan, who she still loved.
Duncan. Duncan. Duncan. The name ran in her head.
DUNCAN!
Courtney sighed. If she was ever going to see him again, she who have to go. She got up and began to pack.
Maybe, just maybe, this season would be that bad.
If only she new how wrong she'd been.
Florence, Alabama
Chris smiled at the total of players. All of the new kids a dit yes. Same with the old ones. They may say they hate it, but they l’amour the fame.
They were all coming. This would be the best season ever.
And they didn't have a clue.
Episode 0
The Start Of Something New (And All That Crap)
South Carolina~Jessica/John
Jessica was screaming.
She was screaming her mother f'ing head off.
She was in. She was on the show. She was going to be on Total Drama Season 4.
"OHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGOD!" She yelled.
"Shut up!" her neighbor yelled back. "Some of us are trying to sleep!" Note: It was 3 o'clock. In the afternoon.
"I'm gonna be on TV!" she yelled/told him.
"Good for you! Maybe I will finally get some sleep in the morning!
Jessica rolled her eyes. Old men will be old men. Sleep all day, and sleep all night.
She took the rest of the mail inside her home. When she reached the living room, she saw her little brother with his eyed glued to his DS, playing Pokemon. Her dad was lire the paper, and her mom was knitting. Huh. It was like the past and the present all mixed into one.
She slammed the mail on the coffee table.
"Guess what came in the mail today?" Jessica asked.
"What?" Her parents both a dit trying to look interested. Her brother, on the other hand did not care that much to fake it.
"Did the nut house call toi in? John said. Ugh. Little brothers. Can they get any worse?
"No. But the letter for toi must be from them," Jessica a dit with a smile, handing him his letter.
She turned her attention to her parents again. "Do toi guys remember that audition tape I sent for Total Drama?"
"Yes," Mom said, suddenly interested.
"Well, I got a letter in the mail today. I'm on the show!"
"Honey, that's great!" Her dad told her.
"No way," John muttered, dropping his opened letter.
"What? To shocked to find a way to make fun of me?"
"No. I'm just wondering how I got on the montrer when I didn't even audition," John said
"What? No way." Jessica picked the letter off the floor. Sure enough, John had the same letter has she did, except it was addressed to him.
The room was quiet. Dead quiet. Finally, Jessica broke the silence.
"Well, I have a better shot at the money now!
"Jessica!" Her mom hissed.
"There's gotta be a mistake," John said.
But there was none. 2 weeks later, they were all packed up, ready to fly to Alabama. The montrer was on the road, like it ou not.
Quebec, Canada~Courtney
Why the hell was she doing this?
That show, no death trap, had nearly killed her, plus it's were she met Duncan!
Duncan. She still jumped at the sound of his name.
Duncan, the boy who had turned her whole life up-side down.
Duncan, the bad boy who won a million dollars on season 2.
Duncan, who made her feel like, like...like there was no was ulse but her and him.
Duncan, who had cheated on her.
Duncan, who had kissed Gwen.
Duncan, who she hated.
Duncan, who she still loved.
Duncan. Duncan. Duncan. The name ran in her head.
DUNCAN!
Courtney sighed. If she was ever going to see him again, she who have to go. She got up and began to pack.
Maybe, just maybe, this season would be that bad.
If only she new how wrong she'd been.
Florence, Alabama
Chris smiled at the total of players. All of the new kids a dit yes. Same with the old ones. They may say they hate it, but they l’amour the fame.
They were all coming. This would be the best season ever.
And they didn't have a clue.
As toi may of have guessed par the title, toi can already tell how much i hate Total Drama All Stars.
1. Do i even need to explain? This season is anything but worthy of being called a season!
2. Lightning is still the same as he was in season 4: putting sha in every sentence and still dumb as a rock
3. How is Sam even remotely considered an all star? Seriously! Wouldn't someone like Brick be a better choice? I'm not disputing Christian Potenza's choices for who he picked to be in season 5, but still, wouldn't Brick of have been a better option?
4. The cast in general is disappointing. I know i'm going to get a lot hate for this, but hear me out. This is the reason that this season did not meet any of my exceptations.
5. Not only has nothing changed about Lightning, but the same can be a dit for Scott. What i mean is his fear of Fang remains unchanged.
That concludes part 1. Stay tuned for part 2.
1. Do i even need to explain? This season is anything but worthy of being called a season!
2. Lightning is still the same as he was in season 4: putting sha in every sentence and still dumb as a rock
3. How is Sam even remotely considered an all star? Seriously! Wouldn't someone like Brick be a better choice? I'm not disputing Christian Potenza's choices for who he picked to be in season 5, but still, wouldn't Brick of have been a better option?
4. The cast in general is disappointing. I know i'm going to get a lot hate for this, but hear me out. This is the reason that this season did not meet any of my exceptations.
5. Not only has nothing changed about Lightning, but the same can be a dit for Scott. What i mean is his fear of Fang remains unchanged.
That concludes part 1. Stay tuned for part 2.