. Pull his hair all the time.
2. Replace all his hair ties with fluffy rose ones.
3. Paint sparkly papillons on everything he owns, and on him.
4. Throw nourriture around in his cuisine until toi can't even see the walls.
5. Tell Ryou that he poisoned the cake.
6. Actually poison the cake.
7. Put chewing gum in his hair.
8. Every day, sneak into his bedroom and hide a banane under his bed.
9. Keep doing this until he has a massive pile of rotting bananas under his bed.
10. While he's cooking, play really crappy music, really loudly.
11. Tell him toi really really l’amour mash potato, make him cook toi loads and loads of it, then don't eat any.
12. Tell him that it was actually baked potato toi liked.
13. Do this with every type of potato, then déplacer onto eggs.
14. Dye his hair bright yellow.
15. When he makes a really big cake, hide inside it, then jump out at him.
16. Just before he's about to put his chef hat on, fill it with caterpillars
17. Call him "Happy happy smiley man."
18. Constantly claim that he fancies Ryou. (Whether toi are saying this honestly ou not is up to you.)
19. Ask him about his gender.
20. Find where he keeps his cooking ingredients and replace all the sugar with salt.
21. Ask him if he designed the café.
22. Randomly Kiss him on the forehead.
23. Jump out at him while he's carrying stuff.
24. Insult everything he does.
25. Put green nourriture coloring in everything he makes.
26. Throw pants at him.
27. Ask him if he's secretly a ninja.
28. Say "Wibble" to him.
29. Eat lots of sugar, tie your shoelaces together, then go into his cuisine and try to run about.
30. Push him in a river.
2. Replace all his hair ties with fluffy rose ones.
3. Paint sparkly papillons on everything he owns, and on him.
4. Throw nourriture around in his cuisine until toi can't even see the walls.
5. Tell Ryou that he poisoned the cake.
6. Actually poison the cake.
7. Put chewing gum in his hair.
8. Every day, sneak into his bedroom and hide a banane under his bed.
9. Keep doing this until he has a massive pile of rotting bananas under his bed.
10. While he's cooking, play really crappy music, really loudly.
11. Tell him toi really really l’amour mash potato, make him cook toi loads and loads of it, then don't eat any.
12. Tell him that it was actually baked potato toi liked.
13. Do this with every type of potato, then déplacer onto eggs.
14. Dye his hair bright yellow.
15. When he makes a really big cake, hide inside it, then jump out at him.
16. Just before he's about to put his chef hat on, fill it with caterpillars
17. Call him "Happy happy smiley man."
18. Constantly claim that he fancies Ryou. (Whether toi are saying this honestly ou not is up to you.)
19. Ask him about his gender.
20. Find where he keeps his cooking ingredients and replace all the sugar with salt.
21. Ask him if he designed the café.
22. Randomly Kiss him on the forehead.
23. Jump out at him while he's carrying stuff.
24. Insult everything he does.
25. Put green nourriture coloring in everything he makes.
26. Throw pants at him.
27. Ask him if he's secretly a ninja.
28. Say "Wibble" to him.
29. Eat lots of sugar, tie your shoelaces together, then go into his cuisine and try to run about.
30. Push him in a river.