Previously on Trainz
Jesse: toi know who else got on well with Mily?
Adam: Joey.
Jesse: Well they are dating, but I was thinking about Jazlin.
Adam: Oh yeah.
Tabby: I can definitely agree with that.
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Jessica: *Uncouples from her train, and moves away from it*
Mily: *Comes towards Jessica* Jessica, we have to déplacer now!!
Jessica: Why?
The bomb explodes, causing a feu from the burning benzene chemicals.
Mily: That's why!
Jessica: Aw, not again!
Mily: Don't worry. Everyone's safe. Now follow me, and whatever toi do, don't breath!!
Jessica backed up to Mily. Once the two engines were coupled up, they quickly went as fast as they could backwards.
Jazlin: *Backs up three feet* They better hold their breath, ou else they could be in big danger.
Mily: *Pulls Jessica near the fire*
Jessica: *Coughs*
Mily: I know. We're almost gone.
But Mily started to feel tired. The vapors from the benzene were making her drowsy, and unconscious.
Jessica: *Slowing down* Mily? Come on Mily, snap out of it!
Mily: *Tired* i can't.....go any faster. *Applies her brakes*
Jazlin: Oh no!! *Goes towards the two engines*
Jessica: *Coughs* I'm starting to feel unconscious myself.
Jazlin: *Couples up to Mily* Come on toi two!
Jazlin's wheels slipped as she slowly started moving the two engines away from the burning benzene.
Mily: *Releases her brakes* Jazlin?
Jessica: *Helping Jazlin déplacer Mily* we're safe.
Jazlin: *Moves the two engines further away from the tank cars*
They were at a sûr, sans danger distance
Jessica: *Regaining consciousness* Thank toi Jazlin.
Jazlin: Don't thank me, thank Mily. It was her idea to get toi out of there.
Jessica: I just hope she wasn't harmed par all those vapors.
Jazlin: par harmed, do toi mean scrapped?
Jessica: Yeah.
Mily: hey.
Jazlin, and Jessica quickly went onto the track left of Mily to observe their friend.
Mily: *Looks at her Friends weakly* i told you.. it was a risk I was willing to take...... to save my friend.
Jessica: How do toi feel?
Mily: Kinda drowsy.
Jazlin: toi just need some rest, and clean fresh air. Let's get toi to the repairs.
Back to the present
Jesse: Yeah. I remember hearing about that.
Bri: I was really shocked when it occurred.
Tabby: Jessica kept getting bad luck with someone putting bombs on her train.
Adam: It was lucky for Jazlin she was able to save her friends.
Jack: Especially Jessica. I'd be really depressed without her.
Song: link
Jerry: toi mentioned Joey earlier. Wanna talk about him next?
Jesse: Sure.
Intro
Sean: *Pulling seven coaches as he passes Mike Fonzi pulling twenty freight cars*
Makenzie & Casey Jones: *Pulling passenger cars suivant to each other*
Grayback: *Watching Ethan shunt his freight cars*
panzer & Robert: *Pulling a freight train together, going over a bridge*
Kenny: *Backing into the sheds between Jeff and Bryce*
Marisa: *Winks while pulling a passenger train out of Eastwood Station*
Ian: *Giving an evil smile*
TRAINZ
Starring Sean of the Eastern Pacific
Makenzie of the Mossberg Narrow Gauge Railroad
Grayback of the Hunterdon Central
panzer of the Northern Errol Line
Kenny of Kenny's Line
Marisa of the Eastwood & Mossberg
Ian of the Zorrin & Southern
Sean Bodine as S.B.
And many more!
Mily: *Double heading a freight with Jessica*
Megan & Sarah: *Pulling an express together up a colline toward a sunset*
Episode 185: A Quartet Of Farewells Plus One Goodbye Part 4
Jerry: Joey wasn't around as much as the others.
Tabby: No, he wasn't.
Bri: But when he did montrer up, there was a certain diesel not happy with his presence.
Jack: I'm guessing that was Ian?
Jesse: Yep.
Adam: How did toi know?
Jack: Just a aléatoire hunch. I figured there was some drama back on the lire & Northern before either of them came here.
Episode 129: l’amour Triangle
Ian: Well I got five plus minutes until my train leaves. Looks like I might find out who the new engine is, if he ou she is on that thing.
Narrator: The new engine was on the ship, and it turned out to be a diesel.
Ian: *Looks at the new engine* A third lire & Northern engine? Well, what are the odds of- *Notices the engine's number is 3058* Joey?
Joey: *On the track suivant to Ian* Ian, good to see toi again.
Ian: Well I'm not happy to see you.
Joey: Why not?
Ian: Mily.
Joey: That was four years ago. Besides, toi were dating a few other engines, at the same time I might add.
Audience: *Quietly laughing*
Joey: toi can't force engines to rendez-vous amoureux, date you. It's their choice.
Ian: toi knew I was going to ask her out first!
Joey: Did I? toi never mentioned it to anyone. toi two never even spoke to each other. I don't think she even remembers who toi are.
Conductor: All aboard.
Ian: I gotta go. We'll discuss this later. *Leaves*
Joey: Hey, toi forgot to-
Ian: *Blows his horn twice*
Audience: *Laughing*
Joey: Never mind.
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Mily: *Resting in one of the sheds*
Ian: *On the plaque tournante, platine vinyle in front of Mily* Hey, we need to talk.
Mily: *Sees Joey coming towards them* Hold the phone, is that Joey?
Ian: No! *Backs into Mily, and pushes her through the mur of the roundhouse*
Mily: Ow!
Joey: *Looks over at Ian* Sounds like Ian just hurt someone. *Heading for the roundhouse*
Ian: *Heading for Joey* Get out of here!
Joey: What did toi do Ian?
Ian: I a dit get out of here! It's none of your business!
Mily: *Listening to the argument* They know each other?
Joey: I'll tell our controller on toi if toi don't stop this foolishness.
Ian: Oh please, toi don't even know where he is. plus importantly, toi don't know who he is.
Narrator: But to complicate things for Ian, S.B was heading towards the roundhouse. He saw Mily, and rushed over to see what happened.
S.B: *Stops, and gets out of his car* Mily, what happened?
Mily: Ian pushed me through here. He's fighting with Joey.
S.B: Joey? Must be a new engine. *Runs over to Ian, and Joey*
Joey: What do toi have to be disrespectful for? Huh? What are toi trying to prove?
S.B: That's enough!!
The two diesels stopped arguing, and looked at S.B. He was furious.
S.B: I couldn't help but notice that Mily has been pushed through a mur in the roundhouse. Anybody wanna explain that?
Joey: Mily? What does she look like?
Ian: S.B, don't tell him.
Joey: What for?
Ian: It's none of your business!!
S.B: Blue pacific, number 425.
Ian: Ugh!
Joey: I know her. I had a feeling Ian would mistreat her.
S.B: Why don't toi back up and let him pass you? He has some thinking to do about his mistake.
Joey: *Backing up, past a switch*
Ian: *Goes to the right, passing Joey*
S.B: I believe I know the situation here. You, Ian, and Mily are in a l’amour triangle.
Joey: Go figure.
Audience: *Quietly laughing*
Joey: Ian never spoke to Mily when we worked in Pennsylvania, so I'm not sure why he would expect her to l’amour him.
S.B: toi know, it might be difficult for toi to believe this, but they actually were dating since June, last year.
Joey: Is this a joke?
S.B: There's no punchline.
Audience: *Laughing*
S.B: So the answer is no. It's not a joke.
Joey: Well, I can't believe Ian finally did it. He's dating Mily.
S.B: Speaking of Mily, we should get her to the repairs.
Narrator: S.B didn't know that Ian and Mily broke up a while ago. He watched as Mily was being rescued.
Joey: *Watching a grue, crane pull Mily out of the roundhouse*
Mily: Joey, it's been too long.
Joey: Yeah, I heard you're dating Ian.
Mily: After what he just did to me? Forget it. I actually broke up with him a week ago.
Joey: Smart girl. It has been too long. What do toi say we get things started again?
Mily: I'd l’amour to. *Gets placed on a flatcar*
Joey: First we gotta get toi repaired.
Back to the present
Bri: After that fiasco was settled, Joey had some good moments with us.
Tabby: Well said.
Episode 130: Is This Me?
Mr. Baldwin: Donald Trump is sending a camera team over here tomorrow, and they'll be filming us live. I want toi all to be on your best behavior, and work hard.
Jazlin: We're like that everyday.
Sean: Except Ian.
Audience: *Laughing*
Mr. Baldwin: Because of that, I sent him over to the Hunterdon Central, to keep him from messing things up for us.
Mily: What if he's messing things up for Mr. Wright?
Sean: I don't think he would like that.
Mr. Baldwin: Actually, according to Mr. Wright, Ian is doing very good.
Joey: toi don't say.
Mr. Baldwin: I don't say what?
Audience: *Laughing*
Joey: What?
Audience: *Laughing*
Mr. Baldwin: Okay, toi guys enjoy the rest of your jour off, and be prepared for tomorrow.
Mily: Yes sir.
Mr. Baldwin: *Leaves*
Joey: So that's who our controller is. I'll admit, it's odd that he speaks through a megaphone. I've never seen anyone do that.
Austin: You'll have to get used to it. He's not the only human that does it.
Sean: If toi haven't noticed, our station masters do that sometimes.
Mily: Even a few signalmen do it from time to time.
Joey: I'll have to keep my eyes open for that.
Episode 153: Extra Syllable
Ian: *In the roundhouse with nine engines* And then, I made it to the harbor safely with the heat exchanger.
Andrew: *Bored*
Adam: We know Ian, we know.
Jesse: toi keep telling us this story over, and over again.
Victoria: *Sleeping*
Joey: The only ones listening who aren't annoyed are the four aléatoire D&H Alco PA's.
Leon: Don't be rude to Ian.
Stan: Ian did a wonderful job.
Sebastian: He should get another episode for himself.
Xavier: We should too. The four of us are the best engines on this railroad.
Back to the present
Adam: Is that really it?
Jesse: Well, there were plus episodes where he appeared, but he mostly had minor roles.
Victoria: No wonder we don't have many memories of him.
Jerry: Yet we still have a lot regarding Ian.
Tabby: I hope he decides to change his ways.
Bri: He owns his own railroad, the Zorrin & Southern. I don't think he'll be coming back here ever again.
Adam: Well. Here's to toi Ian.
Episode 23: If I Had A Job
S.B: Your flashback also reminded me of a classic TV montrer I like to watch.
Audience: *Laughing*
Carter: Their flashback reminded me of the job I want.
Sean: Oh yeah?
Carter: Yeah. I wanna be a police officer, and Ian is my son.
Ian: What?
Audience: *Laughing*
Narrator: Carter's flashback was a parody of The Andy Griffith Show.
Audience: *Laughing*
Song: link
Carter: *Going slow with Ian par a stream*
Announcer: The Carter The SD40-2 Show. Starring Carter The SD40-2, with Ian the SD50. Also Starring, Mr. Baldwin.
The flashback ended, but not the song.
S.B: That also reminds me of a classic TV show.
Audience: *Laughing*
Nikki: Isn't there anything that doesn't remind toi of a classic TV show?
S.B: Yes, but let's talk about that later. I need to go. *Leaves, and talks to himself* What are those shows? I can't remember them.
Sean: Remember, if toi can't remember anything, eat cake. It goes great for every occasion.
Audience: *Laughing*
Narrator: Sean was right. Cake does go great for every occasion, and thankfully my mom made a cheesecake. As for the TV shows, I found out what they were. Me, and all of the engines had a good laugh about it, and sometimes watch a few episodes when we're not too busy.
Episode 71: Colored Steam
Ian & Shayne: *Passing through the station, both pulling empty freight cars*
Mily: Looks like they're at it again.
S.B: I wonder who they're racing this time.
Austin: *Passes them, chasing Ian, and Shayne*
Song: link
Austin: *Slowly catching up to the two diesels*
Ian: He's gaining on us.
Shayne: Not for long. He may have to stop at Cadillac Station.
Ian: I hope he does.
Austin: *Getting close to the two diesels*
Shayne: Wait. The third line ends here. Just stay ahead, and we'll win.
Ian: Haha.
Austin: *Getting close, but sees the switch ahead of him* Uh oh!! *Applies his brakes*
Ian: I think we may have an accident!!
Austin: *Hits Ian's train, and goes off the tracks*
Stop the song
Ian: Oooh. I hope he's okay.
Shayne: Let's just hope the damage is minor, and nothing serious.
Austin: *Bleeding on the left side of his face* Wait a minute. Engines don't bleed.
Audience: *Laughing*
Austin: Oh, whatever.
Austin's face moved to the left, and plus blood shot out rapidly
Audience: *Laughing*
Austin: This, is really awkward.
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On the Northern Errol Line
Mr. Bruce: toi all got your assignments. Get going!!
Panzer: Yes sir! *Leaves with the other engines to get their freight trains*
Sean: *Waiting with Jerry, Jesse, and Ian on the Hunterdon Central tracks* Wait until all five of them leave with their trains. Then that's when we plant our bombs on the tank cars.
Ian: Right-o.
Mr. Bruce: *Watching his engines leave, and gets into his car to drive away*
Sean: Alright, Mr. Bruce just made our job easier for us. Let's plant the bombs.
Narrator: The four diesels quickly, and quietly got onto the Northern Errol Line. They planted a bomb between two tankers, and there were 26 of them.
Jerry: Okay, all of the bombs are planted between the cars.
Sean: Good. Let's go.
As soon as they left the interchange, getting back onto Hunterdon Central track, that's when the cars exploded.
Sean: That was great! Let's get out of here! *Leaves with Jesse, Jerry, and Ian*
Song (Start at 0:43): link
Sean: *Leading the group back to the roundhouse at 75 miles an hour*
Episode 79: Where Diesels Dare
Ian: Those explosions were awesome.
Jesse: Quiet Ian. We're trying to enjoy the music.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: *Gets back on the Eastern Pacific, followed par Ian, Jesse, and Jerry*
Episode 91: Get Well Soon
Mr. Baldwin: I want toi all to be on the lookout of cars going too fast near railroad crossings. toi should all stay under the speed of 40 miles an hour, just in case anyone attempts to race toi to passing the crossing first. We don't want anymore accidents like what Mily went through. She's been crying about that accident non stop for half an hour.
Sean: Weird. She wasn't crying when me, and Jesse were visiting.
Mr. Baldwin: She's convinced herself that the driver was in the car when she hit it.
Ian: The repairs must be flooded with her tears par now.
Audience: *Laughing*
Austin: Really Ian? You're going to make a joke about that?
Victoria: Austin's right, that's just wrong.
Lucy: toi oughta be ashamed of yourself.
Episode 151: Tunnels
Mr. Baldwin: Ian, this big object on the flatcar is a heat exchanger. toi gotta get it to Mossberg Harbor so it can be loaded up onto another boat. It will then continue onto it's destination.
Ian: I don't know if I can do this on my own Mr. Baldwin. That looks heavy.
Mr. Baldwin: Looks aren't everything. Good luck.
Ian: *Watching Mr. Baldwin leave* great.... *Couples up to the flatcar* ....if Mr. Baldwin is wrong about this, I'm joining the Northern Errol Line. *Moves the flatcar* Hey, this isn't too bad. *Chuckles* Looks aren't everything.
Narrator: Mr. Baldwin already a dit that.
Audience: *Laughing*
Song (Start at 1:43): link
Narrator: Though Ian was off to a good start, the journey would get complicated. The main line was blocked due to track maintenance, so Ian had to use the diversion, which meant going through a tunnel.
Ian: *Nervous* This is not going to work. That massive thing on my flatcar is not going to fit in the tunnel, and yet I'm accelerating as I get closer, while raising my voice!
Audience: *Laughing*
Ian: THIS IS NOT GOING TO WORK!! I CAN'T FIT!!! *Goes into the tunnel* ....I MADE IT!!!!!!
Narrator: After overreacting about the tunnel, Ian had no trouble going to Mossberg Harbor.
Episode 153: Extra Syllable
Conductor: We're all set Ian. I'm going into my caboose.
Ian: toi do that. *Watches him go all the way to the caboose at the back of the train* Man, this train is going to be too heavy for me. What am I doing?! *Gets pushed*
Narrator: Ian suddenly moved forward, but no one else was behind him.
Ian: *Looks back* Hello? Who just did that?!
Crane: There's no one behind toi Ian. We can't even reach your train.
Ian: *Thinking* What am I doing?
His train started to déplacer again, as if the cars were possessed.
Ian: What am I doing? *Going faster* What am I doing? *Getting excited as he increases speed* Hey! I don't have to do anything! My train is moving itself!! What am I doing? What am I doing? What am I doing? What am I doing?
Song: link
Narrator: As Ian continued asking himself the same question, his train continued to go faster down the mainline. Ian didn't have to do anything, as long as he kept asking himself the same question.
Ian: *Laughing as he blows his horn for a railroad crossing* Halfway there, and I still got a full tank of diesel. *Blows his horn again as he passes the crossing*
Tabby: *In Mirage Station, slipping as she tries to pull seven passenger cars*
Ian: *Passing Tabby* What am I doing? What am I doing? What am I doing?
Tabby: *Watching Ian* What did he say? I could've used that to help me get out of this station.
Ian: What am I doing? What am I doing? What am I doing? What am I doing?
Mike: *Waiting behind a crane, clearing a derailment*
Ian: *Passing Mike* What am I doing? What am I doing? What am I doing?
Mike: Heeey. You're still not as strong as me.
Audience: *Laughing*
Ian: *Approaching the hill* Well, here goes nothing. What am I doing? What am I doing? What am I doing? What am I doing?
Ian's speed did not slow down as he went up the hill. On the other side.
Mily: *Slipping at 10 miles an heure as she pulls nine passenger cars* I think I can, I think I can. *Moaning as she slips again*
Ian: *Coasts down the other side* What am I doing? What am I doing?
Mily: *Shocked* What am I doing? *Doesn't increase speed* Guess it only works for Ian.
Ian: *Applies his brakes* Nova Station, here I come.
Narrator: Playing it safe, Ian kept his brakes on so he wouldn't go too fast down the hill. He made it to Nova Station on time.
The song fades away as Ian's train comes to a stop
Station Master: Good job Ian.
Ian: Thank you. What's my suivant assignment?
Station Master: Take the empties to the yards.
Ian: Good. I'll be right back.
Mily: *Slipping as her train goes backwards at 1 mile an hour* Ah~ I think I can! It's still not working.
Ian: *Pushing Mily's train, helping her up the hill* Did toi try my trick par any chance?
Mily: It didn't work.
Ian: I'm sorry to hear that.
Narrator: Ian continued bragging to the others.
Ian: I didn't even have to use any diesel during my journey. Oh, and I got to see Tabby, and Mily have wheel slip.
Tabby: *Blushes, embarrassingly*
Jack: toi know Ian, it's great that toi made an amazing accomplishment, but there's no advantage to bragging.
Ian: I'm not bragging.
Tabby: Yes toi are. That's why only a few of us like you.
Ian: Are toi serious?
Sean: She's telling the truth Ian.
Ian: *Angry* I'm going to the yards. *Leaves*
Tabby: Maybe dating him was a mistake.
Jack: I'm starting to see that too.
Sean: I wonder how Mily will feel when she finds that out.
Tabby: Assuming that no one told her.
Sean: Did you?
Tabby: No.
Jack: If she doesn't already know, she'll probably find out soon. Then you'll get your answer.
Back to the present
Tabby: I still can't believe I dated him.
Bri: toi did?
Tabby: Yeah, and it was kind of a mistake. He seemed plus interested in my body than anything else.
Jack: Well toi do have a busty pair of cylinders. No matter who toi run into, they're always gonna be hooked on those.
Tabby: Yeah. I do like having big boobs- dah! I mean cylinders!
Victoria & Adam: *Chuckles*
Tabby: But there are some negatives I could live without.
Bri: For small engines like us, they're kind of a necessity. They may add extra weight, but they also give us good steam pressure.
Victoria: She's not wrong. Even bigger engines like Marisa, & Jessica need them.
Tabby: I actually was considering dating Sean.
Jerry: Yeah, before he met Jazlin. I remember toi saying that.
Victoria: I would have liked dating him too.
Jesse: And I bet he wouldn't have made inappropriate commentaires about your cylinders too.
To Be Continued.
Ending theme (Start it at 1:10): link
Cast Of Characters
Jesse
Adam
Tabby
Jessica
Mily
Jazlin
Bri
Jack
Jerry
Ian
Joey
Mr. Baldwin
Austin
Andrew
Victoria
Leon
Stan
Sebastian
Xavier
Carter
Nikki
Shayne
Mr. Bruce
Panzer
Lucy
And Sean Bodine as S.B.
Soundtrack
CHiPs Theme: John Parker & Alan Silvestri
The Andy Griffith montrer theme par Earle Hagen
Menu: Mario Kart: Double Dash!! Soundtrack
Where Eagles Dare Intro: Ron Goodwin
Out For A Walk: Julian Nott
Rise: Herb Alpert
The End
This has been a SeanTheHedgehog Production from November 8, 2023
Jesse: toi know who else got on well with Mily?
Adam: Joey.
Jesse: Well they are dating, but I was thinking about Jazlin.
Adam: Oh yeah.
Tabby: I can definitely agree with that.
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Jessica: *Uncouples from her train, and moves away from it*
Mily: *Comes towards Jessica* Jessica, we have to déplacer now!!
Jessica: Why?
The bomb explodes, causing a feu from the burning benzene chemicals.
Mily: That's why!
Jessica: Aw, not again!
Mily: Don't worry. Everyone's safe. Now follow me, and whatever toi do, don't breath!!
Jessica backed up to Mily. Once the two engines were coupled up, they quickly went as fast as they could backwards.
Jazlin: *Backs up three feet* They better hold their breath, ou else they could be in big danger.
Mily: *Pulls Jessica near the fire*
Jessica: *Coughs*
Mily: I know. We're almost gone.
But Mily started to feel tired. The vapors from the benzene were making her drowsy, and unconscious.
Jessica: *Slowing down* Mily? Come on Mily, snap out of it!
Mily: *Tired* i can't.....go any faster. *Applies her brakes*
Jazlin: Oh no!! *Goes towards the two engines*
Jessica: *Coughs* I'm starting to feel unconscious myself.
Jazlin: *Couples up to Mily* Come on toi two!
Jazlin's wheels slipped as she slowly started moving the two engines away from the burning benzene.
Mily: *Releases her brakes* Jazlin?
Jessica: *Helping Jazlin déplacer Mily* we're safe.
Jazlin: *Moves the two engines further away from the tank cars*
They were at a sûr, sans danger distance
Jessica: *Regaining consciousness* Thank toi Jazlin.
Jazlin: Don't thank me, thank Mily. It was her idea to get toi out of there.
Jessica: I just hope she wasn't harmed par all those vapors.
Jazlin: par harmed, do toi mean scrapped?
Jessica: Yeah.
Mily: hey.
Jazlin, and Jessica quickly went onto the track left of Mily to observe their friend.
Mily: *Looks at her Friends weakly* i told you.. it was a risk I was willing to take...... to save my friend.
Jessica: How do toi feel?
Mily: Kinda drowsy.
Jazlin: toi just need some rest, and clean fresh air. Let's get toi to the repairs.
Back to the present
Jesse: Yeah. I remember hearing about that.
Bri: I was really shocked when it occurred.
Tabby: Jessica kept getting bad luck with someone putting bombs on her train.
Adam: It was lucky for Jazlin she was able to save her friends.
Jack: Especially Jessica. I'd be really depressed without her.
Song: link
Jerry: toi mentioned Joey earlier. Wanna talk about him next?
Jesse: Sure.
Intro
Sean: *Pulling seven coaches as he passes Mike Fonzi pulling twenty freight cars*
Makenzie & Casey Jones: *Pulling passenger cars suivant to each other*
Grayback: *Watching Ethan shunt his freight cars*
panzer & Robert: *Pulling a freight train together, going over a bridge*
Kenny: *Backing into the sheds between Jeff and Bryce*
Marisa: *Winks while pulling a passenger train out of Eastwood Station*
Ian: *Giving an evil smile*
TRAINZ
Starring Sean of the Eastern Pacific
Makenzie of the Mossberg Narrow Gauge Railroad
Grayback of the Hunterdon Central
panzer of the Northern Errol Line
Kenny of Kenny's Line
Marisa of the Eastwood & Mossberg
Ian of the Zorrin & Southern
Sean Bodine as S.B.
And many more!
Mily: *Double heading a freight with Jessica*
Megan & Sarah: *Pulling an express together up a colline toward a sunset*
Episode 185: A Quartet Of Farewells Plus One Goodbye Part 4
Jerry: Joey wasn't around as much as the others.
Tabby: No, he wasn't.
Bri: But when he did montrer up, there was a certain diesel not happy with his presence.
Jack: I'm guessing that was Ian?
Jesse: Yep.
Adam: How did toi know?
Jack: Just a aléatoire hunch. I figured there was some drama back on the lire & Northern before either of them came here.
Episode 129: l’amour Triangle
Ian: Well I got five plus minutes until my train leaves. Looks like I might find out who the new engine is, if he ou she is on that thing.
Narrator: The new engine was on the ship, and it turned out to be a diesel.
Ian: *Looks at the new engine* A third lire & Northern engine? Well, what are the odds of- *Notices the engine's number is 3058* Joey?
Joey: *On the track suivant to Ian* Ian, good to see toi again.
Ian: Well I'm not happy to see you.
Joey: Why not?
Ian: Mily.
Joey: That was four years ago. Besides, toi were dating a few other engines, at the same time I might add.
Audience: *Quietly laughing*
Joey: toi can't force engines to rendez-vous amoureux, date you. It's their choice.
Ian: toi knew I was going to ask her out first!
Joey: Did I? toi never mentioned it to anyone. toi two never even spoke to each other. I don't think she even remembers who toi are.
Conductor: All aboard.
Ian: I gotta go. We'll discuss this later. *Leaves*
Joey: Hey, toi forgot to-
Ian: *Blows his horn twice*
Audience: *Laughing*
Joey: Never mind.
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Mily: *Resting in one of the sheds*
Ian: *On the plaque tournante, platine vinyle in front of Mily* Hey, we need to talk.
Mily: *Sees Joey coming towards them* Hold the phone, is that Joey?
Ian: No! *Backs into Mily, and pushes her through the mur of the roundhouse*
Mily: Ow!
Joey: *Looks over at Ian* Sounds like Ian just hurt someone. *Heading for the roundhouse*
Ian: *Heading for Joey* Get out of here!
Joey: What did toi do Ian?
Ian: I a dit get out of here! It's none of your business!
Mily: *Listening to the argument* They know each other?
Joey: I'll tell our controller on toi if toi don't stop this foolishness.
Ian: Oh please, toi don't even know where he is. plus importantly, toi don't know who he is.
Narrator: But to complicate things for Ian, S.B was heading towards the roundhouse. He saw Mily, and rushed over to see what happened.
S.B: *Stops, and gets out of his car* Mily, what happened?
Mily: Ian pushed me through here. He's fighting with Joey.
S.B: Joey? Must be a new engine. *Runs over to Ian, and Joey*
Joey: What do toi have to be disrespectful for? Huh? What are toi trying to prove?
S.B: That's enough!!
The two diesels stopped arguing, and looked at S.B. He was furious.
S.B: I couldn't help but notice that Mily has been pushed through a mur in the roundhouse. Anybody wanna explain that?
Joey: Mily? What does she look like?
Ian: S.B, don't tell him.
Joey: What for?
Ian: It's none of your business!!
S.B: Blue pacific, number 425.
Ian: Ugh!
Joey: I know her. I had a feeling Ian would mistreat her.
S.B: Why don't toi back up and let him pass you? He has some thinking to do about his mistake.
Joey: *Backing up, past a switch*
Ian: *Goes to the right, passing Joey*
S.B: I believe I know the situation here. You, Ian, and Mily are in a l’amour triangle.
Joey: Go figure.
Audience: *Quietly laughing*
Joey: Ian never spoke to Mily when we worked in Pennsylvania, so I'm not sure why he would expect her to l’amour him.
S.B: toi know, it might be difficult for toi to believe this, but they actually were dating since June, last year.
Joey: Is this a joke?
S.B: There's no punchline.
Audience: *Laughing*
S.B: So the answer is no. It's not a joke.
Joey: Well, I can't believe Ian finally did it. He's dating Mily.
S.B: Speaking of Mily, we should get her to the repairs.
Narrator: S.B didn't know that Ian and Mily broke up a while ago. He watched as Mily was being rescued.
Joey: *Watching a grue, crane pull Mily out of the roundhouse*
Mily: Joey, it's been too long.
Joey: Yeah, I heard you're dating Ian.
Mily: After what he just did to me? Forget it. I actually broke up with him a week ago.
Joey: Smart girl. It has been too long. What do toi say we get things started again?
Mily: I'd l’amour to. *Gets placed on a flatcar*
Joey: First we gotta get toi repaired.
Back to the present
Bri: After that fiasco was settled, Joey had some good moments with us.
Tabby: Well said.
Episode 130: Is This Me?
Mr. Baldwin: Donald Trump is sending a camera team over here tomorrow, and they'll be filming us live. I want toi all to be on your best behavior, and work hard.
Jazlin: We're like that everyday.
Sean: Except Ian.
Audience: *Laughing*
Mr. Baldwin: Because of that, I sent him over to the Hunterdon Central, to keep him from messing things up for us.
Mily: What if he's messing things up for Mr. Wright?
Sean: I don't think he would like that.
Mr. Baldwin: Actually, according to Mr. Wright, Ian is doing very good.
Joey: toi don't say.
Mr. Baldwin: I don't say what?
Audience: *Laughing*
Joey: What?
Audience: *Laughing*
Mr. Baldwin: Okay, toi guys enjoy the rest of your jour off, and be prepared for tomorrow.
Mily: Yes sir.
Mr. Baldwin: *Leaves*
Joey: So that's who our controller is. I'll admit, it's odd that he speaks through a megaphone. I've never seen anyone do that.
Austin: You'll have to get used to it. He's not the only human that does it.
Sean: If toi haven't noticed, our station masters do that sometimes.
Mily: Even a few signalmen do it from time to time.
Joey: I'll have to keep my eyes open for that.
Episode 153: Extra Syllable
Ian: *In the roundhouse with nine engines* And then, I made it to the harbor safely with the heat exchanger.
Andrew: *Bored*
Adam: We know Ian, we know.
Jesse: toi keep telling us this story over, and over again.
Victoria: *Sleeping*
Joey: The only ones listening who aren't annoyed are the four aléatoire D&H Alco PA's.
Leon: Don't be rude to Ian.
Stan: Ian did a wonderful job.
Sebastian: He should get another episode for himself.
Xavier: We should too. The four of us are the best engines on this railroad.
Back to the present
Adam: Is that really it?
Jesse: Well, there were plus episodes where he appeared, but he mostly had minor roles.
Victoria: No wonder we don't have many memories of him.
Jerry: Yet we still have a lot regarding Ian.
Tabby: I hope he decides to change his ways.
Bri: He owns his own railroad, the Zorrin & Southern. I don't think he'll be coming back here ever again.
Adam: Well. Here's to toi Ian.
Episode 23: If I Had A Job
S.B: Your flashback also reminded me of a classic TV montrer I like to watch.
Audience: *Laughing*
Carter: Their flashback reminded me of the job I want.
Sean: Oh yeah?
Carter: Yeah. I wanna be a police officer, and Ian is my son.
Ian: What?
Audience: *Laughing*
Narrator: Carter's flashback was a parody of The Andy Griffith Show.
Audience: *Laughing*
Song: link
Carter: *Going slow with Ian par a stream*
Announcer: The Carter The SD40-2 Show. Starring Carter The SD40-2, with Ian the SD50. Also Starring, Mr. Baldwin.
The flashback ended, but not the song.
S.B: That also reminds me of a classic TV show.
Audience: *Laughing*
Nikki: Isn't there anything that doesn't remind toi of a classic TV show?
S.B: Yes, but let's talk about that later. I need to go. *Leaves, and talks to himself* What are those shows? I can't remember them.
Sean: Remember, if toi can't remember anything, eat cake. It goes great for every occasion.
Audience: *Laughing*
Narrator: Sean was right. Cake does go great for every occasion, and thankfully my mom made a cheesecake. As for the TV shows, I found out what they were. Me, and all of the engines had a good laugh about it, and sometimes watch a few episodes when we're not too busy.
Episode 71: Colored Steam
Ian & Shayne: *Passing through the station, both pulling empty freight cars*
Mily: Looks like they're at it again.
S.B: I wonder who they're racing this time.
Austin: *Passes them, chasing Ian, and Shayne*
Song: link
Austin: *Slowly catching up to the two diesels*
Ian: He's gaining on us.
Shayne: Not for long. He may have to stop at Cadillac Station.
Ian: I hope he does.
Austin: *Getting close to the two diesels*
Shayne: Wait. The third line ends here. Just stay ahead, and we'll win.
Ian: Haha.
Austin: *Getting close, but sees the switch ahead of him* Uh oh!! *Applies his brakes*
Ian: I think we may have an accident!!
Austin: *Hits Ian's train, and goes off the tracks*
Stop the song
Ian: Oooh. I hope he's okay.
Shayne: Let's just hope the damage is minor, and nothing serious.
Austin: *Bleeding on the left side of his face* Wait a minute. Engines don't bleed.
Audience: *Laughing*
Austin: Oh, whatever.
Austin's face moved to the left, and plus blood shot out rapidly
Audience: *Laughing*
Austin: This, is really awkward.
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On the Northern Errol Line
Mr. Bruce: toi all got your assignments. Get going!!
Panzer: Yes sir! *Leaves with the other engines to get their freight trains*
Sean: *Waiting with Jerry, Jesse, and Ian on the Hunterdon Central tracks* Wait until all five of them leave with their trains. Then that's when we plant our bombs on the tank cars.
Ian: Right-o.
Mr. Bruce: *Watching his engines leave, and gets into his car to drive away*
Sean: Alright, Mr. Bruce just made our job easier for us. Let's plant the bombs.
Narrator: The four diesels quickly, and quietly got onto the Northern Errol Line. They planted a bomb between two tankers, and there were 26 of them.
Jerry: Okay, all of the bombs are planted between the cars.
Sean: Good. Let's go.
As soon as they left the interchange, getting back onto Hunterdon Central track, that's when the cars exploded.
Sean: That was great! Let's get out of here! *Leaves with Jesse, Jerry, and Ian*
Song (Start at 0:43): link
Sean: *Leading the group back to the roundhouse at 75 miles an hour*
Episode 79: Where Diesels Dare
Ian: Those explosions were awesome.
Jesse: Quiet Ian. We're trying to enjoy the music.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: *Gets back on the Eastern Pacific, followed par Ian, Jesse, and Jerry*
Episode 91: Get Well Soon
Mr. Baldwin: I want toi all to be on the lookout of cars going too fast near railroad crossings. toi should all stay under the speed of 40 miles an hour, just in case anyone attempts to race toi to passing the crossing first. We don't want anymore accidents like what Mily went through. She's been crying about that accident non stop for half an hour.
Sean: Weird. She wasn't crying when me, and Jesse were visiting.
Mr. Baldwin: She's convinced herself that the driver was in the car when she hit it.
Ian: The repairs must be flooded with her tears par now.
Audience: *Laughing*
Austin: Really Ian? You're going to make a joke about that?
Victoria: Austin's right, that's just wrong.
Lucy: toi oughta be ashamed of yourself.
Episode 151: Tunnels
Mr. Baldwin: Ian, this big object on the flatcar is a heat exchanger. toi gotta get it to Mossberg Harbor so it can be loaded up onto another boat. It will then continue onto it's destination.
Ian: I don't know if I can do this on my own Mr. Baldwin. That looks heavy.
Mr. Baldwin: Looks aren't everything. Good luck.
Ian: *Watching Mr. Baldwin leave* great.... *Couples up to the flatcar* ....if Mr. Baldwin is wrong about this, I'm joining the Northern Errol Line. *Moves the flatcar* Hey, this isn't too bad. *Chuckles* Looks aren't everything.
Narrator: Mr. Baldwin already a dit that.
Audience: *Laughing*
Song (Start at 1:43): link
Narrator: Though Ian was off to a good start, the journey would get complicated. The main line was blocked due to track maintenance, so Ian had to use the diversion, which meant going through a tunnel.
Ian: *Nervous* This is not going to work. That massive thing on my flatcar is not going to fit in the tunnel, and yet I'm accelerating as I get closer, while raising my voice!
Audience: *Laughing*
Ian: THIS IS NOT GOING TO WORK!! I CAN'T FIT!!! *Goes into the tunnel* ....I MADE IT!!!!!!
Narrator: After overreacting about the tunnel, Ian had no trouble going to Mossberg Harbor.
Episode 153: Extra Syllable
Conductor: We're all set Ian. I'm going into my caboose.
Ian: toi do that. *Watches him go all the way to the caboose at the back of the train* Man, this train is going to be too heavy for me. What am I doing?! *Gets pushed*
Narrator: Ian suddenly moved forward, but no one else was behind him.
Ian: *Looks back* Hello? Who just did that?!
Crane: There's no one behind toi Ian. We can't even reach your train.
Ian: *Thinking* What am I doing?
His train started to déplacer again, as if the cars were possessed.
Ian: What am I doing? *Going faster* What am I doing? *Getting excited as he increases speed* Hey! I don't have to do anything! My train is moving itself!! What am I doing? What am I doing? What am I doing? What am I doing?
Song: link
Narrator: As Ian continued asking himself the same question, his train continued to go faster down the mainline. Ian didn't have to do anything, as long as he kept asking himself the same question.
Ian: *Laughing as he blows his horn for a railroad crossing* Halfway there, and I still got a full tank of diesel. *Blows his horn again as he passes the crossing*
Tabby: *In Mirage Station, slipping as she tries to pull seven passenger cars*
Ian: *Passing Tabby* What am I doing? What am I doing? What am I doing?
Tabby: *Watching Ian* What did he say? I could've used that to help me get out of this station.
Ian: What am I doing? What am I doing? What am I doing? What am I doing?
Mike: *Waiting behind a crane, clearing a derailment*
Ian: *Passing Mike* What am I doing? What am I doing? What am I doing?
Mike: Heeey. You're still not as strong as me.
Audience: *Laughing*
Ian: *Approaching the hill* Well, here goes nothing. What am I doing? What am I doing? What am I doing? What am I doing?
Ian's speed did not slow down as he went up the hill. On the other side.
Mily: *Slipping at 10 miles an heure as she pulls nine passenger cars* I think I can, I think I can. *Moaning as she slips again*
Ian: *Coasts down the other side* What am I doing? What am I doing?
Mily: *Shocked* What am I doing? *Doesn't increase speed* Guess it only works for Ian.
Ian: *Applies his brakes* Nova Station, here I come.
Narrator: Playing it safe, Ian kept his brakes on so he wouldn't go too fast down the hill. He made it to Nova Station on time.
The song fades away as Ian's train comes to a stop
Station Master: Good job Ian.
Ian: Thank you. What's my suivant assignment?
Station Master: Take the empties to the yards.
Ian: Good. I'll be right back.
Mily: *Slipping as her train goes backwards at 1 mile an hour* Ah~ I think I can! It's still not working.
Ian: *Pushing Mily's train, helping her up the hill* Did toi try my trick par any chance?
Mily: It didn't work.
Ian: I'm sorry to hear that.
Narrator: Ian continued bragging to the others.
Ian: I didn't even have to use any diesel during my journey. Oh, and I got to see Tabby, and Mily have wheel slip.
Tabby: *Blushes, embarrassingly*
Jack: toi know Ian, it's great that toi made an amazing accomplishment, but there's no advantage to bragging.
Ian: I'm not bragging.
Tabby: Yes toi are. That's why only a few of us like you.
Ian: Are toi serious?
Sean: She's telling the truth Ian.
Ian: *Angry* I'm going to the yards. *Leaves*
Tabby: Maybe dating him was a mistake.
Jack: I'm starting to see that too.
Sean: I wonder how Mily will feel when she finds that out.
Tabby: Assuming that no one told her.
Sean: Did you?
Tabby: No.
Jack: If she doesn't already know, she'll probably find out soon. Then you'll get your answer.
Back to the present
Tabby: I still can't believe I dated him.
Bri: toi did?
Tabby: Yeah, and it was kind of a mistake. He seemed plus interested in my body than anything else.
Jack: Well toi do have a busty pair of cylinders. No matter who toi run into, they're always gonna be hooked on those.
Tabby: Yeah. I do like having big boobs- dah! I mean cylinders!
Victoria & Adam: *Chuckles*
Tabby: But there are some negatives I could live without.
Bri: For small engines like us, they're kind of a necessity. They may add extra weight, but they also give us good steam pressure.
Victoria: She's not wrong. Even bigger engines like Marisa, & Jessica need them.
Tabby: I actually was considering dating Sean.
Jerry: Yeah, before he met Jazlin. I remember toi saying that.
Victoria: I would have liked dating him too.
Jesse: And I bet he wouldn't have made inappropriate commentaires about your cylinders too.
To Be Continued.
Ending theme (Start it at 1:10): link
Cast Of Characters
Jesse
Adam
Tabby
Jessica
Mily
Jazlin
Bri
Jack
Jerry
Ian
Joey
Mr. Baldwin
Austin
Andrew
Victoria
Leon
Stan
Sebastian
Xavier
Carter
Nikki
Shayne
Mr. Bruce
Panzer
Lucy
And Sean Bodine as S.B.
Soundtrack
CHiPs Theme: John Parker & Alan Silvestri
The Andy Griffith montrer theme par Earle Hagen
Menu: Mario Kart: Double Dash!! Soundtrack
Where Eagles Dare Intro: Ron Goodwin
Out For A Walk: Julian Nott
Rise: Herb Alpert
The End
This has been a SeanTheHedgehog Production from November 8, 2023
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