Thomas the Tank Engine Article: Norfolk & Western 2 Part 4

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Christianburg, Virginia

Lee: We'll start heading North on 460, and we'll reunite with Jeff, and Bryce in Lexington.
Janet: What's going on there?
Lee: They need to stop, and pick up two plus executives to take to St. Louis. Then they'll refuel, and continue the journey.

A white F150 was getting towards them. Two men were inside with AK47's.

Song: link

Lee: I think we got company. *Floors it*
NS Employee 94: Shoot them!
NS Employee 56: *Firing at Lee, and Janet with an AK47*
Lee: Time to go northbound. *Turns right onto 460*
NS Employee 94: *Following Lee*
NS Employee 56: Buick! Lee's been spotted! We're following him on 460, heading north through Christianburg, Virginia.
Buick: Good work. Any sign on Jeff, and Bryce?
NS Employee 77: *Flying a helicopter* I found them. Pursing the two diesels now.
Jeff: Bryce, we got a problem.
Bryce: What?
Jeff: Look behind you.
Bryce: *Sees the helicopter*
NS Employee 77: *Firing at the two diesels*
Jeff: Where's a tunnel when toi need one?
Bryce: *Watching several bullets hit the ground near him*
Jeff: Speak of the devil, I found one. Hang on. *Going faster*
Bryce: I know this tunnel. Let's pray the pilot doesn't.

Stop the song.

NS Employee 77: *Stops the helicopter* They went through a tunnel. I Lost them.
Buick: Don't give me that! Find them at once!
NS Employee 77: I'm already looking for the other end of the tunnel. It's nowhere in sight!
Buick: Please tell me the other's have been captured!
NS Employee 94: Lee, and Janet? We'd like to, but there's been a problem.
NS Employee 56: We seem to be in trouble. *Looking at the truck he's in, resting on it's roof in the bottom of a pile up*
Lee: Good thing for that pot hole.
Janet: And your fast car.
Lee: When will Buick, and Norfolk Southern give up?

2 B Continued

Trainz Episode 43

posted by Seanthehedgehog

At Mossberg Harbor, a band was playing musique inside the station: link

Sean & Jerry: *Next to each, waiting to leave the harbor with their trains*
Jerry: That band has really great music.
Sean: Yeah, but sometimes, they play too loud.
Jerry: Since when?
Sean: Last night, when we were all trying to sleep!
Audience: *Laughing*
Jerry: I didn't hear them.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: Of course toi didn't. toi can sleep through everything.
Panzer: *Stops suivant to Jerry* Hello Jerry. Me, and Robert were sent here par Mr. Bruce to deliver clothing. Since Kenny left our railway, things have been getting...

Thomas & Friends: Steamroller & Other Stories

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In this selection of six episodes, George Carlin, Alec Baldwin, and Michael Brandon each narrate two episodes.

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Friends

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tv montrer

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Trainz Episode 22

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Theme Song: link

Welcome to a place called The Island Of Errol. A place that is run par five railroads. It has hundreds of engines, and lots of trains in the four towns, Mossberg, Hunterdon, Zorrin, and Eastwood.

This is the story of trainz.

Stop the song

Episode 22: Something Different

For weeks, panzer was donné the same assignment. He was to take freight trains from the freight yard to the depot in Zorrin. They were close to each other, and that meant panzer had to go short distances when pulling his trains. He was talking about this with the other engines in the yards.

Panzer: I have been...

Trainz Episode 14

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Previously on Trainz

Ethan: Did Mr. Wright tell toi the good news?
Grayback: What good news?
Ethan: A part of our line is nearly complete.
Grayback: Oh yeah? Which one?
Ethan: Part of the line that heads towards the Eastwood & Mossberg line.

Brandon: I was just on the section of our line that's almost finished.
Grayback: Ethan told me about it. How is everything going?
Brandon: Magnificent.
Grayback: For a moment, I thought toi a dit Maleficent.
Brandon: *Laughs*

Grayback: Okay, are toi ready?
Alyssa: I'm ready when toi are.
Grayback: Okay. Pull your train on 3. 1, 2, 3. *Pulls Alyssa*
Alyssa:...

Trainz Skit 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Animaniacs: All The Words In The English Language

Starring Sean as Yakko Warner
Victoria as Dot
Mr. Baldwin as Dick Button
Random announcer as himself

Video: link

Announcer: And now, Yakko Warner sings all of the words in the english language.
Sean: Aardvark, abating, abet, abdicating, abandon, abase and abreast. Ablaze and ablution, abhor and abusion, abbreviate, abbey, abscessed. Abduct and ablation, abridge and abrasion. Abash and abrupt and abride, abscond and absentia, absinthe, abstentia, abdomen, ably, abide. Abominable, abrogate, absolute, absent. Absorbent, abstention, abstraction, absurd...

Thomas & The Magic Railway Spoof Part 13

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Thomas was still in the field, where he landed after Diesel 10 threw him into a wall.

Percy: *Arrives* So, I guess toi found the magic buffers.
Thomas: Whatever gave toi that idea.
Percy: I saw Lady. How did toi end up in this field anyway?
Thomas: Diesel 10's beloved pinchy did that to me.
Percy: Pinchy?
Thomas: Yeah, toi know that claw on haut, retour au début of Diesel 10?
Percy: Where are Mr. Conductor, and C Junior?
Thomas: They found a phone booth about half a mile from here. They're calling the break down gang.
Percy: Interesting.

Meanwhile, near Gordon's Hill.

Lady: *Going fast*
Burnett: *Looking behind Lady*...

Thomas & The Magic Railway Spoof Part 9

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Thomas: *Going fast*
Diesel 10: *Chasing Thomas*
P.T. Boomer: Go faster!
Diesel 10: This is my haut, retour au début speed. That puffball is going faster than us.
Thomas: Of course I am. I'm Thomas The Tank Engine. Nobody can go faster then me!
Michael Brandon: Thomas huffed, and puffed. He wanted to get away from Diesel 10.
Mr. Conductor: *Shows up from nowhere* Shut up Michael! No one likes you.
Michael Brandon: a dit Alec Baldwin.
Mr. Conductor: *Shoveling coal into Thomas' firebox*
Michael Brandon: Alec Baldwin shoveled plus coal into Thomas' firebox. He hoped it wouldn't catch on fire.
Mr. Conductor: I said...

Thomas & The Magic Railway Spoof Part 7

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Mr. Conductor: *Washing James' face*
James: Ah, that feels really great. A little plus to the left.
Mr. Conductor: *Finishes cleaning James* There we go. All nice, and shiny.
James: *Has his face glowing from a lot of cleanliness*
Mr. Conductor: *Covers eyes* Perhaps a little too shiny.
James: salut Mr. C? Do toi think you'll get your or dust back?
Mr. Conductor: Of course I will. Now run along, and get to work.
James: Yes sir. *Leaves sheds*
Mr. Conductor: *Walking along bushes* Hey, *sees carrot, and celery* How very thoughtful. *Eating carrot, and then eats celery* Meh, I got nothing. Wait a...

Thomas & The Magic Railway Spoof Part 5

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After the scottish won the battle for Tidmouth Sheds, they had a party, got drunk, and forgot all about the fight.

Meanwhile, Diesel 10, and his group continued searching for the magic buffers.

Splatter: How do we know which one is the magic buffers?
Dodge: Yeah boss. How do we know?
Diesel 10: If we send freight cars flying into them, and they go right through. We'll know.
Splatter: Oh. Is that all?
Diesel 10: Yeah! Now keep looking!!
Splatter & Dodge: Yes sir. *Looking for buffers*

Back at Tidmouth Sheds.

Thomas: It's good that we got the sheds back when those drunk soldiers left.
Percy: Yeah....

Thomas & The Magic Railway Spoof Part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Song: link

I was getting ready to leave for Sodor. For some reason I was as small as a dog treat.

Mutt: *Barking*

Okay, maybe I shouldn't have a dit that. Anyway, I'm short at Shining Time Station, but not at Sodor. I was just about to leave when....

Billy: Hello Mr. Conductor.
Mr. Conductor: Good morning Billy. *Looking for whistle* Where is it? I know I left it somewhere.
Patch: Hi Mr. C.
Mr. Conductor: Hello Patch. Where's that whistle?
Stacey Jones: Mr. C? *Holding Mr. Conductor's whistle* I have it sir.
Mr. Conductor: Oh, thank toi Stacey. *Takes whistle* Now, I must get going. The engines...

Thomas & Friends episode 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Episode 2: Snowy Path

One night at Tidmouth Sheds, the engines gathered around Sean to hear his story.

"I can't wait to hear what your railroad is like." canard said.

"Yes." Exclaimed James, "It would sound interesting."

"Alright. If toi all insist, I'll tell toi my story." a dit Sean, so everyone listened.

"Once upon a time," began Sean,

I was working for a big railroad in the United States. One part of the line I worked on was called the Hudson Division. It was a nice place, though the weather was cold, especially in winter.

There were other engines there as well, not only for my railroad, but...

Thomas & The Magic Railway Spoof Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Theme song: link

I'm creating my own parody of T&TMR. :D

Thomas Fans: Oh no!!
Me: Oh yes!! :D
Thomas Fans: No!!
Me: Yes :D
Thomas Fans: Fine, get on with it.

link

Mage: Get on with it.
Soldier: Yes, get on with it!
Warriors: YES, GET ON WITH IT!!

* * *

Mr. Conductor: Hello, I'm Mr. Conductor, but my real name is Alec Baldwin. Please don't tell anyone I told you. I'm also going to be narrating.
Thomas: *Goes through tunnel*

This is the Island Of Sodor, where talking trains go around, and act like normal trains, but talk.

There's a lot of engines on the island like Thomas, but due to a very tight...

Norfolk & Western 2 Part 3

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Jeff and Bryce had a conversation while pulling their train to St. Louis.

Jeff: Did I ever tell toi about the last time I went to St. Louis?
Bryce: I don't think I've ever been there myself. Anyways, to answer your question, no. toi never told me about the last time toi went to St. Louis.
Jeff: It was August, 2017. I was with two ES44's on loan from Union Pacific.
Bryce: What happened?
Jeff: We went to a place to grab a few drinks when this 4-8-2 pops up. They're both intoxicated, and try to fight each other to win her over. They even thought I was trying to hit on her.
Bryce: toi still dating Lauren?...

Norfolk & Western 2 Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Norfolk, Virginia.

Jeff: *Returns with Bryce* Another good run from New Jersey.
Bryce: Our railroad is getting bigger every time we get back.
Jeff: I noticed that as well. It's good that we're also getting new engines joining us.

An RS11 was heading towards them with a passenger car. Lee was inside with Janet, and Bernard.

Lee: Good to see toi two again. Bernard has another assignment for us.
Bernard: After two years of successful freight operations, we are to test out this passenger car on our line all the way to St. Louis. We are planning to start passenger services on our railroad.
Lee: Bernard...

Trainz Skit 7

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Don't Hug Me I'm Scared: Get Creative

Cast

Dart: Yellow Guy
Percy: canard Guy
Ian: Red Guy
Kinsey: Note Pad

Song: link

Kinsey: *Falls down suivant to Percy, and Ian* What's your favori idea? Mine is being creative.
Dart: How do toi get that idea?
Kinsey: I just try to think creatively. Now when toi look at this orange, tell me please, what do toi see?
Percy: It's just a boring old orange.
Kinsey: Maybe to you, but not to me. I see a silly face
Dart: Whoa.
Kinsey: Walking along and smiling at me.
Percy: I don't see what toi mean.
Kinsey: Cause you're not thinking creatively. So take a look at my hair. *Blows...

Skarloey's Railway Part 9

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Sir Topham Hatt traveled to a place that manufactured narrow gauge engines.

Builder: Sir, just in time. He's ready.
Sir Topham Hatt: Splendid. *Walks into the building with the builder*

Song (Start at 3:18): link

Sir Topham Hatt: Rusty, it's nice to meet you. toi will be working on my railway, inspecting track, and working on freight trains.
Rusty: Yes sir. *Leaves with Sir Topham Hatt*
Builder: What about his car?
Workman: *Drives his car*
Builder: Never mind.

Rusty was looking vers l'avant, vers l’avant to working on Sir Topham Hatt's Railway. As he was going along a cliff, Harold The Helicopter was flying by.

Harold:...

Skarloey's Railway Part 4

posted by Seanthehedgehog

The suivant day, Sir Handel, and Peter Sam were arguing over yesterday's events.

Peter Sam: If toi just did your job without fuss, Sir Topham Hatt, and the owner wouldn't have gotten angry at you.
Sir Handel: Okay, I admit that derailing myself was foolish, but toi have to understand. They were giving me too much work.
Peter Sam: Too much work? All toi had to do was pull freight cars. If Duke was here, he would say-
Sir Handel: *Talks in a German accent* Zhat vould never suit his grace. I know, I know.

Skarloey was listening to the two engines.

Skarloey: Who is Duke?
Peter Sam: He was an engine who worked...

Skarloey's Railway Part 2

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Edward passed canard on his way to the steam works.

Duck: See toi later Edward. I'll make sure things run smoothly at your station.
Edward: Thanks Duck. I knew I could count on you.

Along the way, Edward had to stop at a red signal. He was near the steam works, but something else caught his attention.

Edward: That's Skarloey. What's he doing here? Driver, can we get closer to Skarloey?
Driver: I don't think the workmen will mind. *Moves Edward passed the red signal, closer to Skarloey*
Edward: Hi Skarloey.
Skarloey: Edward? I almost didn't recognize toi in the blue paint work.
Edward: How long have you...

Norfolk & Western Part 1

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Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see.

Song: link

Norfolk Southern Diesels: *Pulling a coal train out of the train yard in Roanoke*

SEANTHEHEDGEHOG PRESENTS

A fan FICTION FEATURING TALKING TRAINS

NORFOLK & WESTERN

STARRING SEANTHEHEDGEHOG AS LEE BRENT

JEFF & BRYCE THE NORFOLK & WESTERN DIESELS AS THEIR SELVES

DRAGOVICH & JOSH THE NORFOLK SOUTHERN DIESELS AS THEIR SELVES

HANNAH BELLE AS JANET GUNRAY

TOM HIDDLESTON AS BUICK BALTIMORE

AND SIR TOPHAM HATT AS BERNARD MOORE

The song fades away as the beginning occurs in Chatanooga Tennessee.

Lee: *Walking with Bernard*
Bernard: As you're aware, toi will have several people, and their...

Trainz Short 3: An Average jour Against The Northern Errol Line

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Song: link

Ferris & Jack: *Enter Mossberg Harbor with Assault Rifles*
Sean & Jerry: *Moving fast towards them*
Sean: Freeze!!
Sean & Jerry: *Stop in front of Ferris, and Jack, both holding pistols*
Jack: toi can't stop us today Sean.
Sean: Actually, we can. Do toi know that we have no hands, and therefore, aren't supposed to carry guns?
Ferris & Jack: *Drop their guns* Oh no. We've been disarmed.
Jack: *Looking at Sean, and Jerry. They still have their guns* toi two should be disarmed as well. You're both trains like us.
Sean & Jerry: *Drop their guns*
Jerry: It doesn't matter. We'll...